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Schrute on Lemons (i.qkme.me)
submitted 2 months ago by Britredditor
[–]darkreality20 31 points32 points33 points 2 months ago
God is Life? (Since the quote traditionally calls for life, not God, to give you lemons.)
[–]nermid 19 points20 points21 points 2 months ago
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD
[–]Thatevilvoice 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
Especially if you're allergic to citrus fruit.
[–]janezoom 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
LEMON PARTY with the father, son and holy ghost!
[–]MC_Hatter 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
Yeah, maybe I'm just a godless northerner, but I've always heard it said "when life gives you lemons"
[–]TheCarlos 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I'm a Southerner. Have also always heard it as "when life gives you lemons."
[–]Owlsrule12 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
That's the quote, always has been. Then again I'm a northerner too..
[–]The_Sequel_number_3 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Southern from the deep south. I have never heard anybody say "God" before that quote. If people did say "When god gives you lemons" this meme would still be stupid.
[–]CaptainJester42 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc
[–]mjolnir616 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Yeah, but it's fine to alter the occasional word for the service of a joke.
[–]jgzman 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
False. When god gives you lemons, you find a new god.
[–]tyler007 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Bears. Beats. Battlestar. Bible.
[–]defenastrator 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
false when life gives you lemons there are only 2 options: "you FIND A NEW GOD!" or "make life take the lemons back". Which is the correct answer depends on the situation.
[–]Wo1fpack7 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
False. There is a third option, where you get your researchers to create lemon grenades and proceed to burn life's house down. You rarely see this one carried out though. Damn shame.
[–]ItamiOzanare 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
Lemonades.
Haha, that never even crossed my mind. Thanks for the laugh.
[–]defenastrator 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Some how when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade make lemonades just doesn't have the same flare. As make a combustible lemon.
[–]ItamiOzanare 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Lemon-nades?
Well sounds better grenade-mon.
[–]Lareit 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
This isn't a true or false situation, it is thus technically incorrect which means you failed this meme.
[–]arahman81 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Cue Cave Johnson lemons quote.
...Again.
[–]Ledrias 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
It's too bad this chance will never come...
[–]greenpanda9 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
Isn't the quote "when life..." not "god?"
[–]uurrnn 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Yes it is. Dunno why you're being downvoted.
[–]jjness 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
You'll never guess who I ran into today down at the lemon market!
I mean, if it's not a lemon stealing whore, then god will do.
[–]mrjackspade 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I like this meme and ill upvote, out of appreciation. That said it took me a second to realize it didnt sit right with me because its usually used to correct fallacious information, where as this one is giving a command. The former statement didn't put anything forward as being true or express factual information and by brain fried a little when i hit "false". That being said im the kind of guy who has to read a sentence 3 times to figure out it doesnt make sense because the wrong form of "too/to" is used. If anyone disagrees feel free to explain where i went wrong, id rather be corrected than silently hated.
[–]brosenfeld 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
God doesn't show up in photographs, silly, or even in mirrors. He only appears in toast and potato chips and things like that.
[–]gender_bot 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I identified one face in this photo
Face 1: * 82% confidence that this is a correctly identified face * Gender is male with 86% confidence * Approximate Age is 34 with 95% confidence * Persons mood is angry with 27% confidence * Person is wearing glasses with 96% confidence * Persons lips are sealed with 85% confidence
Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot
[–]CranberryMorpheme 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Is this some strange reference to the post about the girl finding her mother taking pictures of her dog with lemons on photobooth? Or is this just a hint I've been here too long...
[–]nermid 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I've been spending a lot of time on /r/skeptic recently.
I thought this was going to be about Alkaline Diets.
[–]Droidiq 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
And post to reddit!
[–]herpderpcake 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
*of
FTFY
[–]jyz002 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
When god gives you lemons, go check in at the nearest insane asylum
[–]ryacoff 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Even as a christian this made me laugh more than anything yet today...
[–]nachime 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Yea guys we get it, powerthirst, stop trying to be clever
[–]kookiemonsta19 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
if life gets you down, make a comforter. "if life gets you lemons, you should make lemonade. And find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party"
[–]suburbanrallyracer 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
What episode did Dwight even say this? Don't remember it from the series.
[–]Pokemaniac_Ron 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
If you meet your father, kill your father. If god gives you lemons?
God will be lemonade.
[–]Tellall4 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Hw didn't give you cameras, man!
[–]KarneEspada 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Good point, but I really don't agree with the use of a Dwight meme to communicate it :(, it doesn't make much sense.
[–]EccentricVamp 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Also make sure no one steals those lemons. If you have god lemons they must be mystical.
[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Why bother...with today's technology people would think it is Photoshopped.
[–]KingQuagaar 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
When god gives you lemons, why can't you hold all those lemons?
[–]Darkline368 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Or this...
[–]LittleBigKid2000 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
False. God does not exist.
[–]ReverseLabotomy 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
FALSE
A statement that is not declarative cannot have a truth value.
[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Way to misquote
[–]Schrute_Facts 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
:D
[–]lewok 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
well im not sure about god, but when life gives me lemons
[–]chalklady0 -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
This is now my favorite Schrute-ism.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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