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[–]darkreality20 31 points32 points ago

God is Life? (Since the quote traditionally calls for life, not God, to give you lemons.)

[–]Thatevilvoice 3 points4 points ago

Especially if you're allergic to citrus fruit.

[–]janezoom 0 points1 point ago

LEMON PARTY with the father, son and holy ghost!

[–]MC_Hatter 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, maybe I'm just a godless northerner, but I've always heard it said "when life gives you lemons"

[–]TheCarlos 1 point2 points ago

I'm a Southerner. Have also always heard it as "when life gives you lemons."

[–]Owlsrule12 0 points1 point ago

That's the quote, always has been. Then again I'm a northerner too..

[–]The_Sequel_number_3 0 points1 point ago

Southern from the deep south. I have never heard anybody say "God" before that quote. If people did say "When god gives you lemons" this meme would still be stupid.

[–]mjolnir616 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but it's fine to alter the occasional word for the service of a joke.

[–]jgzman 4 points5 points ago

False. When god gives you lemons, you find a new god.

[–]tyler007 4 points5 points ago

Bears. Beats. Battlestar. Bible.

[–]defenastrator 6 points7 points ago

false when life gives you lemons there are only 2 options: "you FIND A NEW GOD!" or "make life take the lemons back". Which is the correct answer depends on the situation.

[–]Wo1fpack7 0 points1 point ago

False. There is a third option, where you get your researchers to create lemon grenades and proceed to burn life's house down. You rarely see this one carried out though. Damn shame.

[–]ItamiOzanare 5 points6 points ago

Lemonades.

[–]Wo1fpack7 0 points1 point ago

Haha, that never even crossed my mind. Thanks for the laugh.

[–]defenastrator 0 points1 point ago

Some how when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade make lemonades just doesn't have the same flare. As make a combustible lemon.

[–]ItamiOzanare 0 points1 point ago

Lemon-nades?

[–]defenastrator 0 points1 point ago

Well sounds better grenade-mon.

[–]Lareit 2 points3 points ago

This isn't a true or false situation, it is thus technically incorrect which means you failed this meme.

[–]arahman81 2 points3 points ago

Cue Cave Johnson lemons quote.

...Again.

[–]Ledrias 6 points7 points ago

It's too bad this chance will never come...

[–]greenpanda9 5 points6 points ago

Isn't the quote "when life..." not "god?"

[–]uurrnn 0 points1 point ago

Yes it is. Dunno why you're being downvoted.

[–]jjness 1 point2 points ago

You'll never guess who I ran into today down at the lemon market!

I mean, if it's not a lemon stealing whore, then god will do.

[–]mrjackspade 1 point2 points ago

I like this meme and ill upvote, out of appreciation. That said it took me a second to realize it didnt sit right with me because its usually used to correct fallacious information, where as this one is giving a command. The former statement didn't put anything forward as being true or express factual information and by brain fried a little when i hit "false". That being said im the kind of guy who has to read a sentence 3 times to figure out it doesnt make sense because the wrong form of "too/to" is used. If anyone disagrees feel free to explain where i went wrong, id rather be corrected than silently hated.

[–]brosenfeld 1 point2 points ago

God doesn't show up in photographs, silly, or even in mirrors. He only appears in toast and potato chips and things like that.

[–]gender_bot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CranberryMorpheme 0 points1 point ago

Is this some strange reference to the post about the girl finding her mother taking pictures of her dog with lemons on photobooth? Or is this just a hint I've been here too long...

[–]nermid 0 points1 point ago

I've been spending a lot of time on /r/skeptic recently.

I thought this was going to be about Alkaline Diets.

[–]Droidiq 0 points1 point ago

And post to reddit!

[–]herpderpcake 0 points1 point ago

*of

FTFY

[–]jyz002 0 points1 point ago

When god gives you lemons, go check in at the nearest insane asylum

[–]ryacoff 0 points1 point ago

Even as a christian this made me laugh more than anything yet today...

[–]nachime 0 points1 point ago

Yea guys we get it, powerthirst, stop trying to be clever

[–]kookiemonsta19 0 points1 point ago

if life gets you down, make a comforter. "if life gets you lemons, you should make lemonade. And find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party"

[–]suburbanrallyracer 0 points1 point ago

What episode did Dwight even say this? Don't remember it from the series.

[–]Pokemaniac_Ron 0 points1 point ago

If you meet your father, kill your father. If god gives you lemons?

God will be lemonade.

[–]Tellall4 0 points1 point ago

Hw didn't give you cameras, man!

[–]KarneEspada 0 points1 point ago

Good point, but I really don't agree with the use of a Dwight meme to communicate it :(, it doesn't make much sense.

[–]EccentricVamp 0 points1 point ago

Also make sure no one steals those lemons. If you have god lemons they must be mystical.

[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

Why bother...with today's technology people would think it is Photoshopped.

[–]KingQuagaar 0 points1 point ago

When god gives you lemons, why can't you hold all those lemons?

[–]Darkline368 0 points1 point ago

[–]LittleBigKid2000 0 points1 point ago

False. God does not exist.

[–]ReverseLabotomy 0 points1 point ago

FALSE

FALSE

A statement that is not declarative cannot have a truth value.

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

Way to misquote

[–]Schrute_Facts 0 points1 point ago

:D

[–]lewok 0 points1 point ago

well im not sure about god, but when life gives me lemons

[–]chalklady0 -1 points0 points ago

This is now my favorite Schrute-ism.