Troll Dog

UnrepentantFenian · 7 months

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." - Sue Murphy

Intolerance · 7 months

Open the door, I want to stand in the doorway.

L4cer8 · 7 months

Dude the dog wants to play outside with you. Stop being a dick and go throw the ball.

RSoul · 7 months

He just want you to play with him outside :(

SevTreDuece · 7 months

Open the door, I'm muddy and only the carpet will fix it

addies · 7 months

My dog takes this a step further. We taught her to ring a bell attached to the patio door whenever she needs to go outside to piss so now she incessantly rings the bell until someone gets up to let her out. The problem now is half the time she decides to just put her front two paws outside and stare out the door while its open, refusing to budge. This is especially fun when it's -30 out and snow is blowing inside the house as she just stands there (yay Canada).

weaver2109 · 7 months

This is my cat. Sometimes I just want to kick him, because you open the door to let him out, and he just stands there.

If I nudge him in the back of the legs when I let him out, he freaks the fuck out and hops away like an "injured" soccer player. It's almost like he's hoping there was a witness so he can blame me for his stupidity.

jrhaberman · 7 months

The story of my life.

tie-rack · 7 months

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." — Ogden Nash

SgtStickyFingers · 7 months

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mrpotatoes · 7 months

No matter how many times I see his image it makes me laugh.

PraetorianXVIII · 7 months

Man I laughed my ass off at this two months ago

katsai · 7 months

My black lab/weimeraner mix does this constantly. My other lab just wants to be where his people are.

CaptainSaucyy · 7 months

QUIT REPOSTING THIS PEOPLE

vulturetrainer · 7 months

all dogs are trolls. especially puppies.

el3kt2ik · 7 months

My friends fat Jack Russel use to do this shit all the time.

[deleted] · 7 months

This is my dog, except my dog likes to bark when he wants in or out.

apextek · 7 months

Id pick on the dog but I do that myself

arcterex · 7 months

First thing I thought of was The in and out song by Garrison Keillor.

maliciousspectre · 7 months

My dog ALWAYS does this, or, scratches at the door, I open it, she just stares outside... However, it's her birthday today so i'll let it slide.

ineverlaugh · 7 months

This is how my philosophy teacher explained me Hegel

boyt53 · 7 months

This is just way too accurate.

xebo · 7 months

This means you're not playing with him enough. Go for a damn walk with the poor guy.

pedobear_run_kids · 7 months

So much truth

randomtroubledmind · 7 months

you misspelled "cat."

Scribbl3d_Out · 7 months

Cat just did this to me, talking to my mom through the screen door and I see the cat wants in so I let him in, but what does he do? Enter the house, and right when I close the door behind him he sits beside me and starts meowing to go back out.

I love cats, but sometimes you got to hate them.

[deleted] · 7 months

My dog: "Heeeeeey I'm comin' in, here I come up to the door, aaaaah I ain't comin' in I fooled ya, later chumps"

morphinapg · 7 months

This is my cat every time he comes in my room.

showmepotatosalad · 7 months

Its our fucking cat that does this. you'll never be satisfied will you?!

[deleted] · 7 months

I like troll cat that wants to go out but not all the way out. Half in and half out is perfect.

tabernumse · 7 months

There is a giant hedgehog in the background, trying to climb up a tree...

reynej · 7 months

Let me out. Wait, it's raining? Fuck this shit and comes right back in.

jellylight · 7 months

Every bloody time.

De4thDoll · 7 months

hahahaha adorable!!

rubygrenade · 7 months

My dog likes to do this from the inside. He sits by the backdoor, and when we open it for him he just stands in the doorway sniffing the air. Aww yeah, smells great out there, but I think I'll just enjoy it from in here.

lukeisopinionated · 7 months

Are you fucking kidding me I posted this like a few months ago.

jerekdeter626 · 7 months

"Oh i know, i'll go and look at what was on the front page 5 months ago!" MY FUCKING MEME. NOT COOL. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/o4tbq/every_dog_in_the_world/

piccolom · 7 months

Story of my life.

thescrapplekid · 7 months

I swear mine just goes out so he can bark at the other side of the door

123proguy · 7 months

I feel ya Brah

sexy_panda · 7 months

Just saying that should totally be a cat

bluegrassandbooze · 7 months

My dogs, step outside and turn back around immediately, "where's my cookie bitch?"

crazycriket · 7 months

repost

incurableinsomnia · 7 months

My cat does it all the time...

StrangeCaptain · 7 months

awesome.

I have two of those

Aliensfear · 7 months

Just so everybody knows, there is a sub-reddit dedicated to jokes like this!

/r/doglogic

Enjoy!

mestupmonkydude · 7 months

my dog did this all day today. every time we went outside he acted like he needed to poop but never did. I think he was confused about his constipation or something.

BestBlkKidEver · 7 months

What if the dog isn't trolling and just has a miled case of OCD?

sleepyhead01 · 7 months

Asdfghjkl I'm so sick of reddit recycling....this is a repost How to gather overwhelming amounts of karma 1. Find good post from a few months ago 2. Repost with good caption/mediocre caption 3. Reap rewards

lordgunhand · 7 months

Lol, reminds me of "you need to log in to log out."

Jreced · 7 months

This is such a repost that reposters call this a repost a repost.

wayndom · 7 months

The caption describes cat behavior more than dog. A roommate's cat used to meow at my bedroom door until I let her in, then she'd meow until I let her out, rinse and repeat indefinitely...

Wythywindle · 7 months

post this again, so I can down vote it some more.

NormanKnight · 7 months

All the up votes. Every. Single. One.

I literally laughed out loud. By which you can tell:

I have wine.
I have dogs.

Sonums · 7 months

Sorry but this has been reposted at least 4 times from what I've seen, and I'm not always on Reddit...

mjolle · 7 months

Sorry, maybe I'm just stupid, but how would this be considered as trolling?

forgotmypassword169 · 7 months

I downvote one post a day. This was it.

[deleted] · 7 months

He wants you to go out with him and play.

skare44 · 7 months

Any chance someone could PS my dog into this? http://imgur.com/n6UCF

Exostum · 7 months

It's called get off your lazy ass and install a dog door... Upvote so people might actually do it!

talitus · 7 months

Leave shitty image macros in advice animals.

Callix · 7 months

Not original at all....

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