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Funniest subreddit I've found in along time: /r/coffeewithjesus - here's a sample. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ghostche 985 points986 points ago

link, cause I know you bastards are lazy.

[–]abuckfiddy 173 points174 points ago

Upvote cause you know us bastards are lazy!

[–]easycumeasyhoe 89 points90 points ago

Can someone upvote this man? I am to lazy.

[–]Mouseandrew 55 points56 points ago

You could press "A".

[–]kolr 29 points30 points ago

Nah, I'll wait for a mind-keyboard interface to be perfected and produced commercially.

[–]Fwopp 29 points30 points ago

You mean I've got to start thinking while I read reddit? Too much effort.

[–]Vakinox 19 points20 points ago

REDDIT 2.0 -- New and Improved!

Less fapping, more cognitive tapping...

[–]Aurilion 9 points10 points ago

Less what and more what??? No no no no, i don't like the sound of that.

[–]anal-razor 1 point2 points ago

you just have to squeeze and think really hard

[–]bonnily 4 points5 points ago

AJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ

and everyone gets upvotes!

[–]Krumpetify 6 points7 points ago

TIL!

[–]panderific 4 points5 points ago

can somebody click your comment so i can press a and upvote? I'm too lazy

[–]Krumpetify 0 points1 point ago

Can someone keep rehashing this phrase? I'm too lazy.

[–]Aww_Shucks 1 point2 points ago

You are to lazy, as I am to fat.

[–]TheFAJ 32 points33 points ago

Anticipated spacedicks.

Everything went better than expected.

[–]LabronPaul 11 points12 points ago

when your expectations are that low you can only be pleasantly surprised when you see the actual outcome.

[–]Imagine_This 4 points5 points ago

Where is the face?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I middle-clicked the link and then read that comment.

"Oh shit, what did I just--oh never mind"

[–]Larsenmur 2 points3 points ago

cant wait til reddit runs this into the ground

[–]xoxonaomy 4 points5 points ago

you know me so well

[–]Nebulaoblivion 1 point2 points ago

Oh fuck, these are brilliant.

[–]Fulminata 4 points5 points ago

only reason I opened the comments tbh

[–]Phonomaniac 3 points4 points ago

You AGAIN!? Thank you <3

[–]maximus91 2 points3 points ago

You're doing gods work son.

[–]PirateMug 3 points4 points ago

Went to the comments because I didn't feel like typing it in. You did not fail me. Thank you.

[–]13gendarie 3 points4 points ago

I went to the comments section to see if anyone posted a link. You just made my day.

[–]tharosbr0 1 point2 points ago

This is reddit. Handy links always give you instant karma.

[–]just_trizzy 0 points1 point ago

The only reason I even clicked on the comments

[–]Mellowde 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit, you want Karma.

[–]Isayimanatheist 0 points1 point ago

I'm not going to subscribe, because I've seen every single one.

[–]DilbertOSulivan6423 1 point2 points ago

link, cause I know you bastards are lazy and karma.

Is that what you mean?

[–]monkeyMan5 0 points1 point ago

I was about to ask for a link because of my inability to exercise my fingers.

[–]softmod 0 points1 point ago

I am both ashamed and grateful.

[–]Talran 0 points1 point ago

Came to the comments for the lazy bastard link.

[–]Boondoc 0 points1 point ago

you are a scholar and a gentleman

[–]-Lynnette- 0 points1 point ago

The only thing I think of when I hear the word Lazarus

[–]thesatchmo 3 points4 points ago

Ahh Christina Ricci, my first crush as a young boy. Dat dress.

[–]R031E5 -1 points0 points ago

Not upvoting you because fuck the system.

[–]kenderpl -1 points0 points ago

I clicked comments precisely looking for a link to subreddit. Upboat dear sir! :D

[–]Stevengodz -2 points-1 points ago

My nigga.

[–]TannerBoyle 78 points79 points ago

Wen through the first 8 of these and they all fell pretty flat.

[–]iammolotov 47 points48 points ago

Mostly I agree, though I did get a good, immature laugh out of this one.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 3 points4 points ago

Way better than my easters.

[–]massenburger 13 points14 points ago

For these smaller subredditss, I always go to their /top section, and see the best of what they have to offer. If I like what I see on the first few pages, I subscribe.

[–]Jayoir 1 point2 points ago

I've seen a fair amount that made me laugh. Most of the posts on the front page of this sub just seem to be taking cheap shots or making lame jokes. Just go to /r/magicskyfairy tbh.

[–]DarylHannahMontana -1 points0 points ago

Yeah; the comic in OP is just kind of a clumsy set-up for a "Jews are cheap" joke, which isn't especially clever. I guess it has Jesus in it, which is unexpected, but otherwise it's a very predictable kind of joke.

[–]whatthefuckguys 29 points30 points ago

You do realize that this is, in fact, a webcomic on its own?

http://radiofreebabylon.com/Comics/CoffeeWithJesus.php

[–]songcharts 5 points6 points ago

Well he can't possibly think redditors are creating all these original comics...can he?

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 3 points4 points ago

I think some of them are made from redditors. There is a template link in the subreddit.

http://imgur.com/a/xoKJp#0

[–]Cremaster1983 66 points67 points ago

Majority of those are awful, rehashed /r/atheism arguments or scumbag god memes. Pretty worthless subreddit

[–]pnpbios 6 points7 points ago

There's about a 25/75 mix of funny to atheist circlejerk, but the funny ones are worth it.

[–]uberpro 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, I just went to the all time top few. I'm a Christian and I actually feel bad for finding some of them funny.

The "I have risen indeed" one was my second favorite

[–]HonorInDefeat 12 points13 points ago

Jesus is a pretty nice guy when you get to know him. Last I met him, he paid for lunch.

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 1 point2 points ago

Your Jesus is nicer than MINE. I always have to buy a 12 pack for him and his crew, or they won't do any work at all.

[–]jesusapproves 18 points19 points ago

Well, that was a let down.

Saw a funny-ish comic yesterday from a pastor, saw this one (thought it was funny myself) - and then I get to the sub and it is a bunch of atheist circle jerking.

Don't get me wrong - some of them are going to be funny at some point, but this could be more than just some antithiests playing soggy biscuit.

[–]FuckRepostingCunts 2 points3 points ago

Hip Hip Hooray! Repost!

[–]decavolt 2 points3 points ago

HAHAHAAHA OMG ANTISEMITISM IS HILARIOUS

ಠ_ಠ

[–]yakityyakblah 1 point2 points ago

Racism is okay when it's a punchline!

[–]morgansb 3 points4 points ago

Troy and Jesus in the Morning!

[–]matics 2 points3 points ago

Wow seems like a lot of people hate these comics.

I find them pretty funny, and have subscribed. I'm obviously not going to like all of them, but there are some good ones that come out.

[–]OverAllGENIUS 0 points1 point ago

Even as a religious person I find them kinda funny.

[–]thehole666 3 points4 points ago

This is not just insulting one, but two cultures... I approve

[–]adamhaeder 1 point2 points ago

It's sacrilegious and hilarious. It's sacrilarious!

[–]MrJibberJabber 3 points4 points ago

Last panel. I lost my shit

[–]raihan42 1 point2 points ago

Oh, wasn't there a Lazarus Pit in Arkham City? That's neat.

[–]Teglement 1 point2 points ago

Alot if the Coffee With Jesus' I see frequently get reposted on Facebook by some of my pastor friends because they at times make more damn sense than anything anyone else will ever actually say.

[–]Intolight 1 point2 points ago

First spelling mistake I've had to triple check just to make sure it was a spelling mistake. Or is that more of a grammar mistake?

[–]intrudingturtle 1 point2 points ago

i heard jesus wasnt the biggest fan of debt.

[–]sackadoodle 3 points4 points ago

This made me laugh so loud that I woke my roommate up. Then I read it to her and she didn't laugh, probably because she was pissed that I woke her up.

[–]dtrainusmc 5 points6 points ago

Oh god. It's like r/atheism in comic form.

Nope.

[–]yep45 3 points4 points ago

horribly unfunny subreddit

[–]suresurex 1 point2 points ago

Check this one out r/Asianparentstories

[–]Gruntcandy 1 point2 points ago

You've made my day.

[–]avatam123 1 point2 points ago

Gee, now I know that the main idol in Christianity is Jewish! Thanks a lot logic!

[–]philosoderp 2 points3 points ago

Hahahahahha oh fuck!

Another thing I can't share with my coworkers :C

[–]Biigfoott 0 points1 point ago

This was the only one that made me laugh.

[–]LiveWithFear 0 points1 point ago

I'm tired of this dumb argument. Christ-fags believe in heaven and hell. Life is nothing but a mere test. You die, you get judged, live in heaven/hell for an eternity. Those that have disconnected natural human morality have no care for those who live or die (at least not in the nice sense).

tl;dr Life means nothing to those who believe in an afterlife.

[–]WTFbarbeque 0 points1 point ago

Jesus tells me he loves me, but I still make him use a condom.

[–]DanetOfTheApes 0 points1 point ago

And queue the lightning bolts

[–]remingtn 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, now I'm reading everything Jesus says in Sterling Archer's voice. It happened halfway through the second comic in the subreddit. I can't stop!

[–]Muad_Dib7 0 points1 point ago

brilliant. I shall browse it shortly.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Insulting Christians AND Jews. Nice. (Sarcasm.)

[–]FoieTorchon 1 point2 points ago

ty... this isn't really a Jesus joke... it's a Jew joke.... I'm glad Reddit gets a kick out of my ancestors' religion...

[–]Harold_Grundelson -1 points0 points ago

Jewsus

[–]SeaTwertle 0 points1 point ago

Almost every single one of them are by this guy Ray...

[–]chronox21 -1 points0 points ago

Funniest subreddit I've found in a long time. ftfy

[–]Blahface2308 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that.

[–]xoxoUT 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen this before...would it actually work? My assumption is no..

[–]Maybe_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

I have to agree these are quite funny, if not entirely accurate.

[–]SirWinacus -1 points0 points ago

I knew about this before you submitted it. (insert picture of hipster here.)

[–]acecutshaw -1 points0 points ago

I upvoted based solely on the name "Coffee with Jesus."

[–]therightclique -5 points-4 points ago

Yes, bigotry sure is funny. Asshole.

[–]pbzpbz -1 points0 points ago

HAHA WTH SO RANDOM :D

[–]gantzphere -2 points-1 points ago

Not that funny guys.

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