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[–]SpiderDan1990 11 points12 points ago

Cake Day doesn't mean you can post unfunny things!

[–]dan92 0 points1 point ago

90% of cake day posts are "how i feel on cake day" and they are all basically the same thing.

[–]nonsensical_zombie 6 points7 points ago

Who fucking upvotes this shit?

[–]SporkinatorMan 2 points3 points ago

I would FUCKING LOVE to have one of those giraffe hats.

[–]HaricotNoir 2 points3 points ago

This is Marshall Rosenberg, founder of the Center for Nonviolent Communication.

He often uses puppets/hats in his free seminars to help associate certain word choices with "giraffe" or "jackal" behavior.

Here's a full video of an introductory seminar he did in SF.

[–]scharfca 1 point2 points ago

excuse me sir. you have a giraffe on your head.

[–]AlienAdvice -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh. :3

[–]topasta 0 points1 point ago

Where can I buy oneeeeee?!?! Plsss anyone o.0

[–]Buhnanah 1 point2 points ago

They got discontinued. Trust me, I've been looking for them for the past 3 years.

[–]zafuinthebigtop 0 points1 point ago

[–]xihonyx 0 points1 point ago

I heard this in Dr. Brown's voice...

[–]Darkchocolatethunder 0 points1 point ago

I think this will be reposted on reddit for many more years to come

[–]ci5ic 0 points1 point ago

And you decided on a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost. Good job, here's my gift to you for your cakeday! It's a downvote!

[–]imsecretlyadog 0 points1 point ago

Lots of giraffes on Reddit today.

[–]onlysayshappycakeday 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day

[–]MajorSquiggles 0 points1 point ago

I always thought this image was funny but is of course a re-post. However seeing as its cake day you get an upvote anyways. Happy cake day!

[–]Station1337 -2 points-1 points ago

Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid "cakeday" go the fuck back to digg.

[–]epiclulz4real 1 point2 points ago

Did someone miss his cakeday this year?

[–]Noxstant[S] 0 points1 point ago

he brad

[–]VCS777 -1 points0 points ago

[–]DrGonzoNL -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone got the context on this?

[–]JonLuca -2 points-1 points ago

Hmm I believe the original of this said

"I'm from the Internet"

[–]ja_klar -2 points-1 points ago

downvoted for 'cake day'