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[–]LazyGeneration 30 points31 points ago

Everytime I do this high I always spend way to much time trying to get the bowl perfect.

[–]metalhead4 11 points12 points ago

I fear I would end up spilling my tasty snacks if I fooled around trying to make a bowl. I'll just stick with opening the bag.

[–]FluffheadOG 7 points8 points ago

Take the plunge bro, it's all in the jazz hands.

[–]A--Train 0 points1 point ago

That's good advice. Oh and watch those 'bo's, you'll be just fine

[–]Sabazius 53 points54 points ago

You should repost this to /r/stonerprotips :)

[–]TjokzN[S] 54 points55 points ago

They didn't like it :'(

[–]LiteralMetaphor 48 points49 points ago

They didn't like it because you didn't make it, and it has already been reposted multiple times.

[–]thattreesguy 1 point2 points ago

[–]epickhaos 4 points5 points ago

this^ idk why people expect to get lots of karma from reposts

[–]coolnamenumbers 2 points3 points ago

This repost is a good one though. A lot of people probably haven't seen this, and now they have a new idea to try. I have only seen it once before and tried it and changed my life!

[–]epickhaos -1 points0 points ago

idk how people wouldnt see this. ive been on reddit for a little over 2 months now and ive seen this same post make top page in trees 3 times.

[–]thattreesguy 1 point2 points ago

[–]SpruceCaboose 0 points1 point ago

Well, not every user subscribes to the same subreddits (in this example, /r/trees is a default subreddit, so things hitting the /r/trees FP might also hit the normal Reddit FP, which would mean a much wider group would see it than just the trees subs), not every user lurks as much as you or I do, not every user checks Reddit daily, and not every user is from the same geographic location, so the time of day they check Reddit could be wildly different.

Among many other possible reasons.

[–]epickhaos -1 points0 points ago

which i agree with. im sure theres tons of stuff i would have missed if it wasnt for reposts. idk at least give credit to the original poster or make a new picture instead of copying and posting the same picture over and over and it still somehow making it to the top.

[–]SpruceCaboose 0 points1 point ago

I agree with what you are saying, but at least from the one time I saw this before, this is a different image with different chip bags. So it's possible this person genuinely did create this image thinking he was sharing a new tip with Reddit.

[–]IAteJurBaby 68 points69 points ago

Fuk them bro i just shat my pants and went to Safeway at 7:20 am to get sum chips n pirates booty to try this. You blew my mind with this one and have made my chip eating that much more pleasurable. [7]

[–]donjordii 7 points8 points ago

right on bro!!

[–]AnalogDan 4 points5 points ago

bro

[–]Hermionent 1 point2 points ago

I hope you changed your pants first.

[–]TjokzN[S] 4 points5 points ago

no probs bro, you made my day!

[–]Sabazius 6 points7 points ago

:(

[–]pizz901 1 point2 points ago

[–]frrarp 0 points1 point ago

You say they didn't like it, it is currently No 1.

[–]Gust1 -2 points-1 points ago

It's okay, you have my consulation (I have no idea how to spell that) upvote

[–]Loomer93 1 point2 points ago

consolation ;)

[–]Gust1 0 points1 point ago

Thank you:)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Nope, put it on LPT. They'll love it

[–]TjokzN[S] -1 points0 points ago

ah, good idea! :)

[–]Goldennarwhale -2 points-1 points ago

you're so smart dude. like. I want to high five you right now and freak the hell out and idk what to do right now I'm just so mindblown.

[–]shitterplug 2 points3 points ago

He reposts something that has been floating around the internet for at least 4 years, and instantly becomes smart?

[–]Goldennarwhale 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen it before.... I thought this was OC.

[–]p0pfarts 16 points17 points ago

DUDE! What do I do for Pringles?

[–]KeeSe 19 points20 points ago

yeah stupid Pringles! too small for your hand, too big for your dick...

[–]Stratocaster89 6 points7 points ago

Speak for yourself.

[–]metropolitain 13 points14 points ago

You must have really small hands...

[–]beefwellingtonIV 1 point2 points ago

It's all about the tilt. They just slide out. Then when it gets to the crumby ends, knock it back like you're chugging water. I hope any of this makes sense.

[–]nateener 0 points1 point ago

1) Apply can opener to bottom

2) Push bottom of can upwards

3) Pringles fountain

4) BONUS ROUND: Tiny robot arms.

[several]

[–]dod888 8 points9 points ago

chilli cheesedoodles looks AWESOME, really want a bag now =P

[–]IronLung420 2 points3 points ago

That's a thing???

[–]Chackablam 12 points13 points ago

It is in Sweden.

[–]IronLung420 2 points3 points ago

God dammit!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sad now

[–]smusername 0 points1 point ago

I would kill for some chilli cheese doodles.

[–]VoluntaryZonkey 18 points19 points ago

Nu saknar jag OLW :(

...providing that you are actually swedish?

[–]bo87 7 points8 points ago

För att du älskar det godaaaaa

[–]ddderpa 6 points7 points ago

Bless you.

[–]bo87 5 points6 points ago

Prosit.

[–]VoluntaryZonkey 1 point2 points ago

Uppröst till dig, kompis!

[–]Regn 3 points4 points ago

Du har nått som andra saknaaar, du har nått som andra inte haaar! <3

[–]TjokzN[S] -1 points0 points ago

Nu måste du dela med deej!

av dem heeer giooda?

[–]theimpolitegentleman 2 points3 points ago

to google translate!

ninjaedit: er min kuk stor nå?

[–]bo87 2 points3 points ago

There's a lot of extra vowels in there for comic effect.

Translation:

Now you'll have to share

Of these good ones?

It makes no sense, because it's quoted from a commercial where nonsensical humor is the theme.

[–]TjokzN[S] 3 points4 points ago

It from a swedish commersial where there's a guy standing with three legs, munching on some OWL chips and then a guy with only one leg jumps up to the guy and says in a funny swedish dialect "Now you got to share!" In which the other guy lifts the chips and asks "from these goodies?" in the same funny dialect. So random and funny!

[–]JoeAkim 2 points3 points ago

THE best brand. :-)

[–]VoluntaryZonkey 1 point2 points ago

Dat feel when no finns OLW i Italien...

[–]progfan727 1 point2 points ago

He didn't take the picture. He just took it from a "lifehacker" thread on 4chan, it is commonly posted there.

[–]kaospaow 0 points1 point ago

OSTBÅGAR<333333333 sinnessjukt gott [4]

[–]VoluntaryZonkey 1 point2 points ago

INGET gämfört med de andra OLW smakerna.

Fy fan alltså, ni Sverige-bor vet inte vad vi andra missar.

[–]TjokzN[S] 1 point2 points ago

Indded I am, love that stuff! I think you can order that stuff online :/

[–]ahmenduro 2 points3 points ago

[–]Cr0nic_laughter 6 points7 points ago

Lazy potatoes? rolling a bag seems like a lot of work

[–]diminishedfifth 4 points5 points ago

Lazy people would not do this. They would just eat out of bag with no problem of holding the bag

[–]Stratocaster89 8 points9 points ago

Exactly, even pouring them into an actual bowl would be easier than this.

[–]Dirty-DjAngo 0 points1 point ago

I just pour them on my stomach

[–]diminishedfifth 0 points1 point ago

Somebody understands! Strats are nice :D

[–]Vee_Vee 8 points9 points ago

Oh man, they turned that bag into a bag!!!

[–]McPahtsKehd420 3 points4 points ago

I approve.

[–]capslock 9 points10 points ago

Additional Protip: Eat with chopsticks to avoid that crummy crap on your fingers.

[–]Skaft 2 points3 points ago

But eating with chopsticks is hard, man!

[–]Delaurn 2 points3 points ago

You should roll from the upper part, not the bottom ;)

[–]Stratocaster89 2 points3 points ago

Came here to say this. But I think the main purpose of rolling the bottom is so the bottom is flat and the bag stands up on its own.

[–]iamunderstand 0 points1 point ago

I agree, simply because I find this method does not work very well for chips (or crisps). If you roll from the bottom, a bunch of chips on the bottom will get crushed and/or fall into the folds you're making.

Wasting chips when stoned? Feels bad, man.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 4 points5 points ago

I guess that explains why most bags contain 50% air.

[–]onedavester 3 points4 points ago

Didn't work too well for this bag of pickles

[–]BimmerAddict 1 point2 points ago

Those aren't pickles! The bag clearly says cucumbers in brine!

[–]onedavester 0 points1 point ago

damn I didn't know the difference. Please forgive me!! got a light?

[–]jsxp 2 points3 points ago

awww yeeeah :D swedish snacks

[–]hooly 2 points3 points ago

apparently this will reappear on reddit every 6 months.

[–]bigasssweater 2 points3 points ago

The directions leave much to be desired. Sadly no snack bowl for me :(

[–]NJSkimmer 2 points3 points ago

Hey you should repost this rehashed repost to the repost site.

[–]ieatpuppiezz 2 points3 points ago

[–]beatzr 21 points22 points ago

Another repost...

[–]triobot 10 points11 points ago

but a fuckin epic one that i like to share whenever munchies kick in.

[–]ileikguitars 1 point2 points ago

This is one repost I don't mind. No reason not to share the goodness.

[–]molested_seahorse 1 point2 points ago

You are now my new favorite person

[–]Gawaintheovensafetin 1 point2 points ago

Here is my way of snacking, instead of opening my crisps (I'm English) from the top, I turn the packet onto its side and open them, and you get easier access to the nibbles

[–]justkilc 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't one who is lazy just simply not bother rolling the bottom of the bag?

[–]lovelywasted 1 point2 points ago

My new bag of spicy cheetos is about to get all kinds of exciting.

[–]jggm2009 1 point2 points ago

I would have called it "tucking" instead of rolling.

[–]iPigeon 1 point2 points ago

Excelent idea, t'il you knock it over.

[–]guenther_ 1 point2 points ago

I remember someone making one with the dude saying "am I the ony one around here who thinks the dude is better suites for r/trees?". I feel like the dude would never assume anything so asinine as "being the only one around here", he knows full well that if he has a problem, there are likely many other sharing the same problem. Except nihilists, they don't care about anything.

[–]zbopadop 1 point2 points ago

For the lazy? That's like 16 times more work than just opening the bag and eating, man.

[–]Digestive 1 point2 points ago

But beware if you're not able to eat all of the chips. When you fold the bag into its original shape the bottom is easily ripped. At least that is my experience. Chips all over the floor!

[–]i_am_not_a_robot 1 point2 points ago

Are you eating your chips out of a paper bag or something?

Most chip bags are the shiny ones that are pretty hard to rip by accident.

[–]Digestive 0 points1 point ago

I'm eating chips of those shiny plastic bags. Nevertheless, it has happened to me.

[–]Talgoxen 1 point2 points ago

OLW is the best :D

[–]zachwpalmer 0 points1 point ago

I'm too stoned to get it [9] EDIT: Still have half of a joint to finish.

[–]Taterhater540 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like it's party time for you. Better finish that joint and ride the ganja train for awhile.

[–]fingered_a_butthole 0 points1 point ago

Havent seen this in a few days

[–]Gust1 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry but when you said lazy potatoes all I could think of was this (I know, I'm a horrible person)

[–]donjordii 0 points1 point ago

thanks man! very useful!!

[–]Doubles72 0 points1 point ago

Where are your thumbs??

[–]ents_of_dogtown 0 points1 point ago

I've been about this since i last saw it

[–]bnscow 0 points1 point ago

brb. going to the store right now for the largest bag I can find.

[–]rakndal 0 points1 point ago

What is that delectable looking bag of wonder?

[–]MissShiz 0 points1 point ago

I need ostbågar.. now..

[–]Sir_Derp_Herpington 0 points1 point ago

I actually do this all the time. Works really well.

[–]iphollowphish2 0 points1 point ago

Yeah until my stoned ass knocks the bag over and I get cheetos everywhere...

[–]yoshibigbawss 0 points1 point ago

My chips went all over the floor when I did this :(

[–]coolstarkman 0 points1 point ago

or you can just pour it in a bowl...

[–]boemer 0 points1 point ago

I'm too lazy to do this..

[–]orangutans 0 points1 point ago

this is old but its one of the fucking greatest hax

[–]MantisMB 0 points1 point ago

I'm never leaving the couch now.

[–]Tyrant718 0 points1 point ago

I went from 1, 2, 3, 6.

[–]phatmattj 0 points1 point ago

those star things look delicious! where the fuck do you get those?

[–]FusRoBlah 0 points1 point ago

That's low man I thought we were about no reposts. This was on 4chan yesterday.

[–]IAuraI 0 points1 point ago

Mind=Blown

[–]ConfusedGrasshopper 0 points1 point ago

Op, swe-ent? :)

[–]sharked 0 points1 point ago

I would like to add....open it from the bottom to get all the flavor powders.

[–]chemo024 0 points1 point ago

or just cut the bag off half way????

[–]Taterhater540 0 points1 point ago

Somehow I don't see this working quite as well for Funyuns. But that doesn't mean I won't be trying it when I get off work.

[–]Pha3drus 0 points1 point ago

Look man, all I wanna know is Does it work with Cheetos?

[–]Scruffy032893 0 points1 point ago

i showed my friends this and they were impressed at first until they reached the bottom of the bag and the rest of the chips were stuck in the ring at the bottom. being the lazy yet cruel friends they were, they have abandoned me as their friend and banished me from their chill seshes. this has ruined me as a stoner and it all because of you TjokzN and your stupid repost!

[–]themachineface 0 points1 point ago

this changes everything

[–]SirJoseph366 0 points1 point ago

way too much effort

[–]calibur101 0 points1 point ago

I just see aload of people turn theres open bags of chips on the floor

[–]danduz 0 points1 point ago

[–]hellar420 0 points1 point ago

we got a genius up in here!

[–]SpacePontifex 0 points1 point ago

Stop eating crisps people. They're bad for you.

[–]reposed 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I'm coordinated enough to do this. I see funyuns going everywhere. Especially at a [insert appropriate stoner level here].

[–]youropinionman420 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who laughed at the name Chili Cheese Doodles? [6]

[–]CosmicLucidity 0 points1 point ago

I'm american what the FUCK are those? How can i acquire them? :o

[–]Ignatz_42 0 points1 point ago

This kills the snack

[–]DevGames 0 points1 point ago

yesssss!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

THANK YOU, SIR.

[–]J0MS 0 points1 point ago

And this is how you close the bag!

[–]worldent16 0 points1 point ago

all i can say is what the hell is a chili cheese doodle, and how can i illegally purchase some

[–]Ginguh_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

So... my life is basically complete now.

[–]pastasauce 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget to roll up the open end when you're done or else it'll get stale faster! My roommate doesn't seem to know this =/

[–]sccappuccino 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I'm not a potato!

[–]Enjoyitbeforeitsover 0 points1 point ago

What's wrong with just reaching in?? I also tried this, it's a bit hard to not get chips stuck at the bottom, trust me some get stuck.

[–]snoogins355 0 points1 point ago

You sir should work for nasa

[–]hardlyharharring 0 points1 point ago

What kind of crazy ass snacks are those?

[–]Maryjenai 0 points1 point ago

Ya right this is fake..... ive never seen a bag of chips that full!

[–]DANGER_MONKEY 0 points1 point ago

And then I accidentally the whole thing...

[–]JenReeRee 0 points1 point ago

Literally just blew my mind.

[–]Careblair3 0 points1 point ago

Mother of gOd

[–]frrarp 0 points1 point ago

No shit, my friend did this 10 hours ago. It would have been the first time I had ever seen it if it hadn't been for you posting it hours early.
So I gave him a look when he did it that just said "I've seen it on reddit, look how few shits I give about this revolution in snack holding technology"

[–]Zissou7 0 points1 point ago

oh dick!

[–]Mad1Maxx 0 points1 point ago

Why didn't I know this before?!

[–]DelicateSteve 3 points4 points ago

Is this your first time on the internet, because that would explain why.

[–]chloelee 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD. Geniussss

[–]becknacokfukkaina -1 points0 points ago

old as fukk

[–]binaryatrocity -1 points0 points ago

Image is clearly a fake those bags are way too full. Not a single snack company on earth fills their bags with that much product

[–]DubstepGod -2 points-1 points ago

Or just eat it ?