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The tale of Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]friendlysoviet 7 points8 points ago

I'm telling my grandchildren this story.

[–]TheManWhoCan 70 points71 points ago

That..........was..........beautiful.

[–]digitaldevil 5 points6 points ago

A truly inspiring story!

[–]beachfreek101 9 points10 points ago

10/10 did read again.

[–]tubbzzz 38 points39 points ago

I don't care how many times this is reposted, it is gold.

[–]Thecobra117/b/ 2 points3 points ago

This should be viewed by every person before death.

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz/sp/ 1 point2 points ago

Yep, just saw it the first time then. A+ fucking hero teacher

[–]Whooterzoot 24 points25 points ago

It took me about 30 minutes to read because my laptop is so small. I had to scroll right and left every few seconds. But sooooo worth it.

I found myself imagining the teacher as David Tennant.

[–]eat4fun/hm/ 1 point2 points ago

The Doctor would be a physics teacher.

[–]PythagosaurusRex 14 points15 points ago

This just inspired me to become a teacher.

[–]liangazheng 9 points10 points ago

Why hasn't this been made into a movie yet?

[–]VicariousWolf 5 points6 points ago

Definitely worth the time it took to read.

[–]rustynosebleed 3 points4 points ago

Very evil. But he had it coming.

[–]SeriouslyFuckYouOP/fit/ 1 point2 points ago

/B/ has the best fucking tard stories.

the other one "hay pill".... so good.

[–]JohnBaptisteDeath 7 points8 points ago

Very well reformatted repost

[–]SuperAwsomeTurtle 12 points13 points ago

I love his use of David tennant

[–]Dylan-izzle 18 points19 points ago

The tale of Fats McGee and his reposts to infinity.

[–]Aspexia 2 points3 points ago

Just...amazing

[–]LookAtMeGuys 8 points9 points ago

Wow, how many times have I seen this posted here?

[–]Vectorsxx/n/ 7 points8 points ago

Same. Too many times. But still an epic story.

[–]psychobilly1/b/ 7 points8 points ago

That was amazing. I don't care if this was fake, this was one of the most amazing and entertaining stories I've read in a LONG time. OP was definitely not a faggot on this day...

[–]Elardi 3 points4 points ago

Beautiful

[–]tfdre 1 point2 points ago

awesome

[–]Vacumpencil/v/ 1 point2 points ago

NEVER FORGET

[–]spibif 1 point2 points ago

oh my lord that was great

[–]Voile 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]ForestNine 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why the guy keeps going out of his way to mention how his own education is going in each period... but being mostly done with his Ph.D. after 1-1.5 years made me lol

[–]JustinAero/b/ 1 point2 points ago

I am cry now.

[–]Raiu638 1 point2 points ago

I cannot form words to express how beautifully amazing that story was.

[–]DoctorBaltar 1 point2 points ago

Fuck Columbus Day, it should be named after you Anon.

[–]SnowingSwede 1 point2 points ago

http://static.artfagcity.com/wordpress_core/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/orsonclapping.gif

[–]mgp45 1 point2 points ago

Is it weird I read this in David Tennant's Doctor voice?

[–]Supraz 0 points1 point ago

I didn't want it to end.

[–]goosebumper88/x/ 3 points4 points ago

this is old as fuck, and at least the fifth repost I've seen

Get new shit OP

[–]Ginger_Ballz 0 points1 point ago

Are there illustrations to accompany this lovely children's book?

[–]NiteShadeX2/vg/ 0 points1 point ago

Master Crafted Tale.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

that was beautiful

[–]jimyjim36 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me a lot of the stories of Neal. 'The lightning raptard.'

[–]ChrisQF 0 points1 point ago

oh... my.... fucking.... god..... wow.

[–]kelstana -4 points-3 points ago

Repost.

[–]psychobilly1/b/ 5 points6 points ago

Oh, really???

[–]kelstana -1 points0 points ago

Obviously, this has been reposted about 4343438493 times.

[–]psychobilly1/b/ 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if you know this, but everything in this subreddit is a repost. It all came from 4chan to begin with. I really don't see why people bitch about it.

[–]kelstana -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah, it's been reposted on this subreddit 5 million times. This sub is meant to capture the latest and greatest from 4chan not repost every shitty screencap you ever see of 4chan.

[–]psychobilly1/b/ 1 point2 points ago

Oops. I didn't realize that I was on /r/classic4chan.

Besides, this is a rather good story. No matter how many times I read it.

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[–]TheHistorianMan 0 points1 point ago

Good. Cause you will.

[–]TheRogueTwinkie 2 points3 points ago

Now I am curious as to what was said

[–]Kiloueka 0 points1 point ago

Especially since this is r/4chan...

[–]lambo7 -1 points0 points ago

Just one more reason I am scared of retards.

[–]twisted_sith -2 points-1 points ago

Ain't nobody got time for that

[–]quaddile/f/ -2 points-1 points ago

tl,dr

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