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[–]pineapplecubes 88 points89 points ago

The real story depicts her being raped. Yup. Grimm's.

[–]ZeekySantos 37 points38 points ago

All while in a coma, too.

[–]whispered_vespers 36 points37 points ago

But that's okay, because he falls in love with her afterward.

[–]Necromance 20 points21 points ago

Users guide to Rohypnol.

[–]dhaft88 1 point2 points ago

Now part of the "For Dummies" series!

[–]dhaft88 4 points5 points ago

mmm!

she sassy :)

[–]TheRaven42 1 point2 points ago

Oh dear god why did my head read that in my boyfriend's voice

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

because you and I? we gets nasty

[–]mochamocha 16 points17 points ago

Actually, she was "dead", no? Like, no heartbeat, no breathing, cold corpse that this guy merrily raped. Not to mention the corpse then somehow gave birth.

[–]BallsackTBaghard 22 points23 points ago

Plot hole right there.

[–]SFbound_ 9 points10 points ago

He had sex with a corpse, don't mention the plot hole or he'll try to stick his dick in that too.

[–]Melnorme 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that plot hole.

[–]bsrg 2 points3 points ago

Dead people awaking - I have no problem with this in a tale. But those babies sure as hell couldn't creep on their mother's breast to eat (or even only up to her finger).

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

Zombies.

[–]peace_off 6 points7 points ago

"Kill Bill" comes to mind...

[–]Detry 7 points8 points ago

My name is Buck, and I'm here to rescue you with my penis.

[–]h2sbacteria 4 points5 points ago

What do you expect from brothers named Grimm?

[–]-Lynnette- 1 point2 points ago

I have always loved the Disney version of Sleeping Beauty circa 1959, and you bastards are killing my childhood right now : /

[–]thecotton 0 points1 point ago

I told this to someone recently. They had no idea how bad the original fairy tales are.

Red Riding Hood is some fucked up shit too. It's basically a story that was used to warn children about going into the woods because of cannibals.

[–]ROELtja 0 points1 point ago

It's the brothers Grimm who changed it, because they wanted to make it a story for kids.

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

Surprise Butt sex!!!!

[–]suction 0 points1 point ago

That's grim.

[–]liebermannn 39 points40 points ago

She is home, he is invading private property

[–]Zero00430 8 points9 points ago

I am glad I am not the only one thought that.

[–]armauld 2 points3 points ago

Stand your ground, Aurora!!!

[–]Kellianne 14 points15 points ago

When I told this story to my Kindergarten class, the prince asks Sleeping Beauty to marry him and she replies that she will, but she needs to finish college first and she's already late.

[–]entbeard 15 points16 points ago

The Disney lettering hits me right in the childhood.

[–]asongofclimatechange 0 points1 point ago

Hakuna Ma- gag!......oh fucking gagging!

[–]Lambpanties 5 points6 points ago

Are you implying Pumba wouldn't be able to deepthroat?

[–]landoooo 19 points20 points ago

The Disney font makes it.

[–]I_Fart_Therefore_IAm 2 points3 points ago

Disney font isn't doing it for me. I think impact font would give it a bit more...IMPACT!

[–]nullibicity 4 points5 points ago

But wait, isn't this /r/funny? Therefore, Comic Sans is more appropriate.

[–]fuckingcomicsans 0 points1 point ago

Fuck no

[–]I_Conquer -2 points-1 points ago

No. See... "Sans" is French for "without". They use French grammar, too. So Comic Sans literally means "without comic".

[–]Pulviriza 2 points3 points ago

I know you're making a joke, but in case anyone's actually interested, the sans is for sans serif, which are the little notches at the end of some letters.

[–]raspberryrocket 7 points8 points ago

What?!? No hungover breakfast? Chivalry has always been dead -_-

[–]ModernDayCasanova 17 points18 points ago

They need to re-do all the Disney princess movies from the prince's perspectives

[–]T0rgo 23 points24 points ago

Should be interesting since half of them seem to be necrophiliacs.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

This would be REALLY interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's that author Gregory Maguire that rewrites some fairy tales from a different perspective and those are pretty interesting. (His most famous is of course Wicked which got turned into a play.)

[–]Mad_Sconnie 2 points3 points ago

UM WICKED IS A MUSICAL COME ONBRO

[–]h-v-smacker 4 points5 points ago

I thought it would be about non-bullshit fables.

[–]kenored 0 points1 point ago

I enjoyed those.

[–]derpaturescience 3 points4 points ago

Sleeping Booty

[–]TigerGoddess 4 points5 points ago

Fact Is, it's HER Castle and he's the Bitch that needs to get in the kitchen and cook some breakfast! ASAP!

[–]hitlist 1 point2 points ago

...

hurry up...

my boyfriends home

[–]Fitzchiv 0 points1 point ago

Nice, neckbeard misogynism comments.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

neckbead don't misogynism! Neckbeard providing you with edgy humor, silly!

[–]n3vdawg 0 points1 point ago

I miss when /r/funny was funny.

[–]scumbaggrandparent 0 points1 point ago

"It's seven 'o clock and im hungry"

[–]GodzillaInsurance -1 points0 points ago

Sleeping Hookers.

[–]flyorski -2 points-1 points ago

Or you could just sleep with a guy who is not an ass.

[–]timberham -1 points0 points ago

Or, "Wake up bitch, I'm horny."

[–]dorkrock2 -4 points-3 points ago

Can someone make some original content about how flashlights are in every pocket, drawer, and on every surface in your house, but then you can't find a single flashlight when you need it? But like funnier than that

[–]Pebblesetc -5 points-4 points ago

She is home. He just wants a sandwich.

Edit: Seriously, why all the downvotes? Can't a girl make a joke about men liking sandwiches?

[–]mapkinase -2 points-1 points ago

I can't tell if this is realistic or not.

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 8 points9 points ago

Nah. If you look closely, you can see that it's been drawn.

[–]eifersucht12a 1 point2 points ago

Look at that popped collar. Total frat boy. It's legit.

[–]raw_iron -2 points-1 points ago

right in the childhood >_<

[–]MegaTrolldad -3 points-2 points ago

you're doing it wrong: "wake up bitch, you gotta go to kitchen"