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[–]brerjeff3 9 points10 points ago

I was hoping for a "You're cool" somewhere in there, left disappointed.

[–]namtrix 4 points5 points ago

Youre not alone, bro.

[–]brerjeff3 1 point2 points ago

hug?

[–]chema64 4 points5 points ago

now kiss

[–]namtrix 2 points3 points ago

A hug is fine. Get over here man!

[–]HecTortoise11 5 points6 points ago

So I found myself reading this in his voice and making those little whiny sounds he does between each line...should I be worried?

[–]StepOfDub 3 points4 points ago

You should be proud.

[–]UnderlyVerbose 4 points5 points ago

Did anyone else try to make that work to the tune of "Bad"?

It was not a fun time...

[–]Jezebel_Rose 2 points3 points ago

I kept waiting for something to pop up at me and scare the shit out of me.

[–]paladoris 1 point2 points ago

It shouldn't.

[–]guesswhostalkin 1 point2 points ago

This is how I feel when I see a Westboro baptist church protest on the news

[–]GodzillaInsurance 1 point2 points ago

I think this should be made into an aerobics video.

[–]MalarchyMike -1 points0 points ago

The people Michael was pointing at were all twelve year old boys.

[–]Seligas -5 points-4 points ago

The gif should have ended just before he said "'Cause I'm Michael Jackson." It's needless and a mouthful to say.

[–]InsensitiveTroll 3 points4 points ago

You can always cut the gif, reupload and create a [FIXED] post, bitches love [FIXED] posts.

[–]RudeBlackGuy -1 points0 points ago

Story of my life.

[–]Jexium -4 points-3 points ago

I am from the south, and I am offended by his use of y'all, that is our word

[–]Jexium 0 points1 point ago

i am starting to think people are taking this seriously