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I had the munchies and ate a box of gag chocalate laxatives without reading the label :( (imgur.com)

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[–]wthomann1 23 points24 points ago

updates please. and hold on for blast off

[–]poon-is-food 20 points21 points ago

op will surely deliver

[–]BubbaDanks 7 points8 points ago

10:10 on the toilet 11:30 still on the toilet 12:45 it's disgusting, I'll be done soon 1:20 I feel way better now I'm done 1:25 nope I was lying 2:30 Ah! This hurts! 3:05 I'm better this time I know it 3:20 damn I better just stay in the bathroom all day 5:00 I think it's all gone ill go check reddit now. Ah! It's coming back

[–]NonPermissive 15 points16 points ago

On the other hand, I've always found shitting while high to be pretty pleasant. Bring a gameboy.

[–]bkh 18 points19 points ago

I hate shitting while high.

I'm never convinced I've properly wiped.

[–]idefiler6 16 points17 points ago

How? Just wipe till you bleed.

[–]Maxkdaly 5 points6 points ago

I'm not the only one?

[–]drewniverse[S] 7 points8 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

Yeah - that was a fun night. I have to reply to this comment because, I must admit. Wiping wasn't even part of the category.

I just woke up out of bed. I'm dehydrated and literally feel 10 pounds lighter. I'm not sure if it's because I"m lightheaded or because I actually shit half my body weight in water last night.

So after I was done it was a couple different colors and I must have taken 6 showers last night and I've already taken two this morning.

Wiping just wasn't going to happen.

[–]civilian11214 19 points20 points ago

Yup. I do this a lot. Gotta catch 'em all, bro.

[–]funkybart 10 points11 points ago

i did the opposite and mistakenly took an anti-diarrheal pill about a week ago, i was plugged up for 2 days

[–]Hu_dat 5 points6 points ago

Who eats an anti diarhea pill for the munchies?

[–]funkybart 7 points8 points ago

A dude who thought it was advil

[–]Hentopan 6 points7 points ago

D: If you force vomit you might save your bowels. I'd set up some entertainment and a lot of water around the toilet, sounds like it's going to be a rough night.

[–]drewniverse[S] 25 points26 points ago

I tried that already. I'm not taking pictures.

Yeah dude.. it's been android games and bongloads with the shower running for an hour now.

Edit: Ok.. I'm so tired of sitting here you have no idea. I actually really wish my toilet was padded right now.

I got so pissed off at Mike Tyson that it somehow helped. So I started playing racing games.

Suppose you guys want a description of my stomach. Just imagine that bee on the front page from earlier today with half it's intestine hanging out. Yup. Thats me....

[–]Hentopan 4 points5 points ago

I've had intestinal problems in the past, stuff like that is never fun. I watch a lot of things online or play computer games to pass the time. Would you like me to recommend a few?

[–]drewniverse[S] 4 points5 points ago

I'm good. NES emu has me hooked. Thanks tho :)

[–]aClassyEnt 10 points11 points ago

Earthbound. If you haven't already played it. Do it now.

[–]four13dream 7 points8 points ago

You ARE classy, recommending the best SNES game like that. Toke on, Ent.

[–]aClassyEnt 2 points3 points ago

As yourself fellow ent.

[–]Hentopan 1 point2 points ago

Anytime! I love my Nestopia emulator. :) Megaman games FTW.

[–]Firate 4 points5 points ago

They make gag chocolate laxatives? My idea of a gag is maybe a fake eyeball in one of the chocolates, not forcing someone to have hours of painful diarrhea. :(

[–]Ate_A_Peach 1 point2 points ago

I think it wasn't "gag", just chocolate laxatives, found in your local pharmacy.

[–]AndroWanda 4 points5 points ago

I didn't eat laxatives, but when I was younger (I'm assuming this ~ means around) ~15 years old or so, when I first started smoking, I got super baked and ate three bowls of Frosted Mini Wheats. It hurt.

[–]ScubaSkeeter 3 points4 points ago

good luck

[–]corpstone 3 points4 points ago

god damnit my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. uptoke my friend. many an uptoke.

[–]Schmack23 2 points3 points ago

This movie high. It's too much.

[–]thedudewashere 2 points3 points ago

I've never eaten a special cookie from one of my friends, mainly because he doesn't smoke and they're full of laxatives.

[–]BlowENTrees 2 points3 points ago

This is funny because I too have done silly things whilst being high.

[–]2damnhigh 2 points3 points ago

I'm curious. Was it a moment of "oh my god what did I eat" whilst being in the throneroom unloading what must have felt like the entire contents of your stomach? or more of a "I've made a huge mistake" moment when you read the label on the box of cookies and realized you're about to drop, not just the kids, but the entire school and the teachers, off at the pool?

[–]bubblerapper 1 point2 points ago

Do you feel so very clean now?

[–]fredfredburger 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps on the inside..........

[–]DirtychrisT 1 point2 points ago

"Mama said life was like a box of chocolates. You always know when you're gonna shit."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

FTFY

[–]Schnitzelmann7 1 point2 points ago

prepare your anus

[–]im12whatisthis 2 points3 points ago

Post about accidentally eating laxatives...

Link points to imgur...

Don't know if want to click...

[–]loliamhigh 0 points1 point ago

Shit...

[–]Pagan-za 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the funniest things I've read all day.

[–]Ginguh_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

Life is like a box of chocolates...

[–]Nunx 0 points1 point ago

The correct person for the image too!

[–]luzertomorrow 0 points1 point ago

This legitimately made me laugh. Have a pineapple.

[–]Coopchuck 0 points1 point ago

I cannot stop laughing right nowfffffffffffffffffffff[4]

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[–]Rezilience 0 points1 point ago

ctrl+f for this, did not disappoint

[–]LunaFairy 0 points1 point ago

You ents are so freakin supportive of each other, even when the dude is on the crapper after doing what he did, I LOVE IT!!! Hope is over quickly buddy, hide the laxatives next time!!!

[–]civilian11214 -1 points0 points ago

I don't believe you, but I want to.

[–]Taterhater540 -1 points0 points ago

That moment when you realize you just ate laxative chocolates..

"Oh dear God..."

[–]DevGames -1 points0 points ago

Hahahahahaha

[–]idefiler6 -1 points0 points ago

I have never seen this meme before, and I am laughing my ass off.

[–]truestoryrealtalk -1 points0 points ago

So.....how were the chocolates?

[–]svenniola -1 points0 points ago

ive never met anyone or read/heard about anyone, that wasnt stupid in some way and thats including myself.

ever see anyone that "seems" perfect, you can bet your ass that in private that person is a total fucking mess, period.

[–]farmerjoe1996 -1 points0 points ago

What a shitty time. ahahah

[–]2damnhigh -2 points-1 points ago

As an ent with IBS, I feel your pain.

I've got a folding table I keep in the bathroom just for "occasions".

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