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[–]mysn07 398 points399 points ago

I read this title as "How I feel when my GF asks if i want to go to the bathroom"... It was kinda wtf but still funny.

[–]francisc0121 117 points118 points ago

Shit, I read the title as the bathroom, and saw your comment and got confused as shit. I went back and forth wondering what the difference was, checking every word but missing "bedroom" -starts with B, ends with room.

I was convinced that you were making the joke that the title could be read two ways. The post title being the GF asking OP to have a romantic shower, and your comment being the GF asking OP to go use the washroom.

I upvoted, browsed Reddit for a few minutes and came by this title again (thanks neverending Reddit). This time I saw bedroom.

[–]jukesy 10 points11 points ago

I read bathroom, repeatedly. Then I went word by word of quote above this post to double check: "how...how...i...i....feel...feel...when...when...(etc etc) bathroom...bathroom." I was convinced I just didn't get it until I read the first line and you confirmed that I, too, was also confused as shit for a reason.

[–]yakkafoobmog 1 point2 points ago

With all this bathroom talk it's no wonder you were confused as shit.

I'm sorry. Even for reddit that was a bad pun.

[–]jungle_i 36 points37 points ago

Same exact story here.

[–]GreenFox1505 3 points4 points ago

wtf is wrong with us?

[–]therealjag 3 points4 points ago

Your girlfriends must like the captains log up the butt.

[–]LetsFictionalizeIt 10 points11 points ago

There was something wrong.

I'm sure of it, I'd swear to it. It had been that kind of day. People looking at me a certain way. The wife's tone was a little bit off, a little too forced, a little bit too sincere, if you ask me.

And now this. These damned words always darting out of place, mocking me, like a bug humming round my ear that I can't swat down.

Yes sir, something was wrong, and I don't know who was at fault, but someone damn well was and I'm going to make sure they...

...Wait. Bedroom. Hmmm... Maybe. Maybe, I read it wrong.

And then the wife calls. And she just sounds too fucking sincere, if you know what I mean.

So jokes on them, and on her. I'll show them and her.

Oh yes, I'm coming dear.

To the bedroom.

[–]tjejkast 5 points6 points ago

[–]milkasaurous 2 points3 points ago

Yup...I need to sleep; I laughed at this for fucking ever...and I'm entirely sober.

[–]tjejkast 2 points3 points ago

Sorry about that / You're welcome!

I actually stole this from another thread. Don't know about the consequences karma-wise, but as you obviously realised it's too good to miss.

[–]milkasaurous 0 points1 point ago

Haha. I went and watched it again...still laughed like a fucking retard.

[–]NinjaVaca 6 points7 points ago

[–]kniny 4 points5 points ago

mind = blown

[–]CitizenPremier 2 points3 points ago

Truly this is one of the great tales of our time.

[–]MoreThanRandom 2 points3 points ago

Didn't realize it myself until now.

[–]Ran4 6 points7 points ago

My conclusion (which took about five seconds to get to) is that the scene in question did not play out inside your own home (which was my initial assumption for the first few seconds), but outside: perhaps in a restaurant, with the OP being invited to the bathroom for something more fun than showering.

[–]Breadfaux 0 points1 point ago

My mind took a similar stroll.

[–]8e8 0 points1 point ago

... to the bathroom? It's a good thing you weren't alone.

[–]BestPseudonym 19 points20 points ago

Why did I read it as bathroom? Why is EVERYONE READING IT AS BATHROOM? I thought it meant shower sex or something... I don't even know. What the fuck, brain?

[–]mazda_corolla 8 points9 points ago

I did the same thing. I think, it may because "go to the bathroom" is such a common phrase. You see "go to the b...room" and it's such a close fit to a popular phrase that your brain fills in the missing bits.

[–]p3x447 4 points5 points ago

Best explanation thus far

[–]hypertown 2 points3 points ago

It's our brains man!

[–]Flash_Mob_Fisting 0 points1 point ago

Now I hafta go to the bathroom.

[–]MadScientista 10 points11 points ago

Me too...I was super confused for a bit...I was hoping I was missing something.

[–]JamieBainer 8 points9 points ago

I too read it as bathroom.

[–]VeryOldHero 5 points6 points ago

What the...I read it as bathroom too!

[–]makersofsandwich 2 points3 points ago

Me too. What the hell....

[–]lajolla 7 points8 points ago

Haha me too but after looking at the gif I wondered why he'd need permission to go to the bathroom?

[–]QuitReadingMyName 2 points3 points ago

I figured op had some sort of fart/shit smelling fetish and was honestly confused.

[–]Owncksd 2 points3 points ago

Seems like we've got a lot of people who's brains jump from the beginning of the word to the end and just guesstimate what happened in between.

[–]wheresmywhiskey 1 point2 points ago

Is everyone high?

[–]moxiedrinker82 1 point2 points ago

Awww yeah, there be poopin'....

[–]Whos_that_guy 1 point2 points ago

I pray none of u are to become lawyers

[–]SirWhiskeySips 1 point2 points ago

I feel like A LOT of people did this, and I need to understand WWHHHHHYYYYY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's exactly what I read. I think Reddit just talks about bathrooms too often and my mind filled in the word before I read the letters.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Well this is quite the brainfuck isn't it.

[–]briangilmore -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say this, I clicked it again to watch it under the context of "bedroom" and forgot to remember the context of "bedroom" while watching it again. It got funnier. I still haven't watched it under "bedroom" [8].

[–]Clusterfarce -1 points0 points ago

TL;DR we have all been conditioned to expect Reddit perverts are not confined to r/spacedicks

[–]Alistair_Hazard 16 points17 points ago

When my GF asks if I want to go to the bedroom, it means she wants me to tuck her in.

[–]CraineTwo 15 points16 points ago

"Oh, tuck you in... my bad."

[–]cumfarts 14 points15 points ago

Stop dating 5 year olds.

[–]PessimisticA-hole 73 points74 points ago

Everytime I know it's coming. And I still giggle when he nods.

[–]WAR_T0RN1226 8 points9 points ago

I forgot what the damn movie's called

[–]Zerym 52 points53 points ago

Jeremiah Johnson

[–]Antibodi 16 points17 points ago

Upvotes for Jeremiah Johnson! Great movie!

[–]titfarmer 6 points7 points ago

My favorite.

[–]JulyJohnson 2 points3 points ago

Ever get lonesome? Fur whaht? ...Woman? Full time night woman?Bwaaaaah!

[–]chodemessiah 6 points7 points ago

Can you skin grizz Pilgrim?

[–]mgh245 28 points29 points ago

Thats not Zach Gakifinakis?

[–]ghostlistener 11 points12 points ago

It's Robert Redford!

[–]likufanele 17 points18 points ago

Robert Redford

[–]Katai_Hatake 0 points1 point ago

I was fooled as well... I thought it was him with a wig on which is pretty normal for him.

[–]Kilshin 5 points6 points ago

Thank you my good sir, seriously, why do I have to scroll so freaking far?!

[–]corkysaintclaire 1 point2 points ago

I was like, surely someone mentioned the movie. Almost thought I'd get to be the awesome movie buff that calls it out.

[–]bcgpete 2 points3 points ago

some say he's still up there

[–]tnerbusas 0 points1 point ago

He looks a lot like Zach Galifianakis (sp?) in this gif...and not just because of the beard.

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[–]DellGriffith 0 points1 point ago

Yea, for 2 bucks. Eff that jazz

[–]cosalich 27 points28 points ago

I try to respond to her advances with unexpected levels of immaturity, such as pushing her out of the way to get there first. If you're not first, you're last.

[–]forever_a-hole 38 points39 points ago

I'll race her to the bedroom and lock her out while teasing her, "haha you can't get in!" She normally replies with "just like you!"

[–]i_have_a_girlfriend_ 1 point2 points ago

If you're not first, you're last.

That's what he said.

[–]QWOPtain 0 points1 point ago

I wanna go fast.

[–]Saint-Peer 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheBoxTalks 54 points55 points ago

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 76 points77 points ago

[–]NotaMethAddict 67 points68 points ago

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 10 points11 points ago

This gif makes me sad.

[–]FarmerTedd 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, I clap like that too.

[–]KARMANIGGER 8 points9 points ago

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 6 points7 points ago

[–]corkysaintclaire 8 points9 points ago

With Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

[–]fenderrio 3 points4 points ago

It came up organically in the conversation, so it's ok!

[–]Boofthegnar 0 points1 point ago

Mine!! Mine mine mine mine mine!!!!!!!! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!!!!!

[–]RobBelmonte 0 points1 point ago

STOP! STOP! Can't you see the horse is already dead?!!

[–]knire -2 points-1 points ago

I truly wish that I was allowed to give more than one upvote per comment. You deserve it.

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[–]jimmypopali 14 points15 points ago

I'm usually like this if there is any notion for said activities.

[–]FarmerTedd 62 points63 points ago

[–]Captain_Subjunctive 12 points13 points ago

This looks like a job for... buh buh nanuh Captain Subjunctive I wish that were me KAPOW (turns to camera) Now remember kids, learn the subjunctive form and use it properly. fwooosh

[–]corkysaintclaire 2 points3 points ago

You're doin' God's work, son.

[–]atypicalbeats 2 points3 points ago

After a few years it turns into this.

[–]ExponentiallyCJ 3 points4 points ago

If I was dating Ryan Reynolds, I'd ask often enough that it would be this after a few days.

[–]TheRedComet 1 point2 points ago

Yeah maybe if you look like Ryan Reynolds

[–]WhiskeyAbuse 0 points1 point ago

was with a girl for 6 years. this man speaks TROOF

[–]toodrunktofuck 21 points22 points ago

ATTENTION EVERYONE: OP HAS SEX, I REPEAT: HAS SEX.

[–]i_toss_salad -5 points-4 points ago

OP doth protest to much me thinks... probably a faggot.

[–]bunzai 35 points36 points ago

I FUCKING LOVE THIS .GIF

[–]DanVsWorld 23 points24 points ago

He fucking loves this .GIF

[–]stancoffyn 3 points4 points ago

He loves fucking this gif

[–]Dgrizzgrizz -4 points-3 points ago

I CAME HERE TO SAY THAT but you beat me to it.

[–]tubcat 4 points5 points ago

Can someone please tell me where this GIF is from?

[–]Chronic_Cogitation 5 points6 points ago

Jeremiah Johnson (movie)

[–]tubcat 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much. I feel like i've asked like 6 times.

[–]QWOPtain 0 points1 point ago

Collectively, Reddit has asked a fuckton. It's so commonly used that you forget the minute you see it.

... It's still the best gif ever...

[–]HDs4lyfe 4 points5 points ago

I want to bring that guy to the bedroom. Hoo rah.

[–]Epolo2012 3 points4 points ago

Being married 23 years, I forgot that was possible.

[–]nixonrichard 3 points4 points ago

Solidarity, brother.

An invitation for sex is so outside the realm of possibilities I would probably react by laughing because I would assume it's a joke.

Luckily, I've found alcohol makes me feel almost as relaxed and content as sex with about 2% of the effort required. HELLO crippling alcoholism!

[–]moojah 1 point2 points ago

You might as well get mashed on weed as well.

[–]Epolo2012 0 points1 point ago

Can't imagine why im drinking right now...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Being a virgin for 23 years, I don't believe that's possible.

[–]sensors 4 points5 points ago

/r/reactiongifs is really the appropriate subreddit for this.

[–]Akim516 5 points6 points ago

I really missed this guy I love this GIf so FUCKING much

[–]ExecutoR 6 points7 points ago

[–]awesomekoifish 5 points6 points ago

His face in the beginning is so so good. It's as if he was checking for any traps first.

[–]hashsmasher 6 points7 points ago

Jeremiah Johnson's my shit right there

[–]IronOhki 2 points3 points ago

I was named after that movie. TIL my namesake movie is a meme.

[–]hashsmasher -2 points-1 points ago

Not a bad namesake if I do say so myself

[–]TILFromReddit 2 points3 points ago

Does anybody have a source from where this GIF was taken??

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

Jeremiah Johnson, good movie. You'll learn how much dirt padding to put between your animal skin and hot bedding coals!

[–]manark -1 points0 points ago

oh, so it isn't Zach Galifianakis

[–]shoesarelikehats 2 points3 points ago

TIL OP is Jeremiah Johnson, Mountain Man

[–]TrueMilanista 6 points7 points ago

More like, "Fuck it, the bedroom is way too far from here. Pants off."

[–]WillBlaze 5 points6 points ago

It must be nice living in a house where it is just you two.

[–]jimdoescode 6 points7 points ago

There need to be more Jeremiah Johnson posts on Reddit.

[–]WildSyrup 1 point2 points ago

Jeremiah Johnson!!!

[–]staringispolite 1 point2 points ago

I read that title as "bathroom". Confusion was vast, but thankfully brief :)

[–]karmahomonaut 1 point2 points ago

you misspelled cousin

[–]apollo84 1 point2 points ago

for some reason i thought bathroom myself...

[–]crispin-glover 1 point2 points ago

this was on the front page like a month ago LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[–]TheThirdSun 1 point2 points ago

[–]Matt385 1 point2 points ago

I swear to God that shit said bathroom.

MY FUCKING MIND IS BLOWN.

[–]CheeseburgerLocker 1 point2 points ago

LOL GUYZ I HAVE SEX I'M SO FUNNY

[–]pnsmcgraw 1 point2 points ago

"Where are you headin'?" "Same place you are, Jeremiah... Hell."

[–]dbarts21 5 points6 points ago

How I feel when my GF asks if I want to go to the bedroom: http://i.imgur.com/kuQZL.png

[–]paddIofurniture 0 points1 point ago

Someone put a Jeremiah Johnson gif? I've been waiting for that for 10 years.

[–]Son_of_the_Morning 2 points3 points ago

It's been all over reddit for months.

[–]ForeverFirstPost 3 points4 points ago

[–]raoulduk3 1 point2 points ago

can't tell if redford or galifianakis...

also i lol'd

[–]rexbebindi 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for Jeremiah Johnson. Watch your topknot!

[–]disgustipate 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard at his. Near 15 minutes straight. Thank you... just fucking thank you.

[–]madlordofestnoth 0 points1 point ago

Are you seriously that cool about it?

[–]username_redacted 0 points1 point ago

My dad looked exactly like him in the 70s and early 80s, so this is strange for me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious if she asked you to go to the bedroom and she went to another room . ಠ_ಠ

[–]NOTorAND 0 points1 point ago

It takes you that long to say "Hell Yah!"?

[–]opiza 0 points1 point ago

This is too damn funny

[–]Idiotank 0 points1 point ago

Grizzly adams looks like Zach Galafanakis

[–]lucan0sMallyfoy 0 points1 point ago

I effing love this nod! It tells me that it's on!

[–]truebluedude760 0 points1 point ago

This gif is in the comments of every single link I click...at least twice.

[–]tom_mandory 0 points1 point ago

So, how do you feel?

[–]WhoisEddieWillers 0 points1 point ago

Jeremiah Johnson! One of my all time favs!

[–]ironclownfish 0 points1 point ago

So you're a guy telling reddit you enjoy sex........good one.

[–]KNUBBS 0 points1 point ago

Much excellence.

[–]MegaDeath409 0 points1 point ago

Bathroom? What?

[–]Jalenofkake 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that thinks that guy in the gig looks like Zack Galifinakis?

[–]dont_shit_urknickers 0 points1 point ago

I love this gif, my usage of it has received poor responses. I appreciate you getting it the attention it deserves.

[–]dromobski 0 points1 point ago

I typically transform into Robert Redford too. Chicks really dig it.

[–]ToxoSlox 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha

[–]richard0237 0 points1 point ago

yep bathroom here

[–]ViennaEliot 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes gifs are choppy at first on my slow as computer. But I like when they're gifs I know because I can enjoy the joke without them loading fully.

[–]edbgon 0 points1 point ago

These GIFs drive me crazy, this one says 1975 KB. I'm sure it could be optimized with not so much loss in quality.

On a completely unrelated note, I wish my corporate messenger didn't limit file size of image attachments to 500 KB.

[–]Dark_Green_Blanket 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite use of this gif.

[–]thjasse 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for Jeremiah Johnson

[–]PerfectDark1 0 points1 point ago

i lol'd way too much for this one... thank you

[–]ChunkBunny 0 points1 point ago

This is probably more accurate.

[–]tophat_jones 0 points1 point ago

When did Jeremiah Johnson become a meme? Is this the 70s?

[–]dawdex 0 points1 point ago

I read bathroom too, what is so weird we all did that

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

Mine is: "Sure baby,, let me just check what's new on Reddit"

[–]ibuprofens 0 points1 point ago

was this before or after the indians destroyed his house and murdered his family?

[–]alphadogkp 0 points1 point ago

That's one of my favorite movies of all time. Fuckin Jeremiah Johnson...kick ass

[–]volume709 0 points1 point ago

[–]AdmiralDiarrhea 0 points1 point ago

Bathroom is better. Bedroom is standard.

[–]Heisen_berg 0 points1 point ago

This may just be my favorite gif ever.

[–]h4wkeyepierce 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one who read this right the first time?

[–]Blackzach9 0 points1 point ago

I am literally watching this movie as I clicked the title.

[–]phatboi 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god I never thought of that one before, that's exactly the face!

[–]raoulSWEduke 0 points1 point ago

I felt the same way when she asked me...

(Sorry but sometimes Reddit is too nice and cute and needs a 'well intended kick in the bollocks')

[–]femalenerdish 0 points1 point ago

With that beard, how could she NOT ask that?

[–]Zach12ary -2 points-1 points ago

What Redditors have girlfriends?...

[–]r3m0t 0 points1 point ago

How is this ancient observation still so funny? Just kidding, it isn't.

[–]TheFluxIsThis -1 points0 points ago

...Do people actually ask "Do you want to go to the bedroom?" anymore? I thought we'd just shortened it to the much more to-the-point and convenient "Wanna fuck?"

[–]Demojen -2 points-1 points ago

And My Axe

[–]adaminc -1 points0 points ago

I just bought that movie in HD!

[–]garcrow69 -1 points0 points ago

Fucking hilarious man

[–]Puddin378 -1 points0 points ago

being single this is how i feel about this http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4h4wi6dRp1qzt4vjo1_r1_500.gif

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

MFW I have never had a girlfriend MFW I have no face.

fuck it im drunk donwvote me

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[–]RedBeeter 6 points7 points ago

fail

[–]Rtk23 -2 points-1 points ago

Not right now you don't.

[–]pinkythug -2 points-1 points ago

I wish I had a girlfriend

[–]sireatalot1 1 point2 points ago

I wish I had a bedroom...