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[–]jagpunk86 364 points365 points ago

What's really happening is the kid is about to judo chop the bunny and the duck is doing a flying kick to save the bunny.

[–]colefly 184 points185 points ago

[–]Mountainfog 7 points8 points ago

Have you ever thought about becoming a police artist?

[–]rageagainsthevagene 11 points12 points ago

wow 3 upvotes from me for not creating a novelty.

[–]colefly 2 points3 points ago

thanks :) i dont know why people say i have a novelty account. as you can see by my name and history its just a normal account of someone who like to drawl

[–]IAmTheBean 1 point2 points ago

Darkwing Duck?

[–]tedmdelacruz 17 points18 points ago

I wonder how you choose the comments that you glorify this way

[–]Freak-A-Leak 28 points29 points ago

That was surprisingly catchy

[–]seamonkee 35 points36 points ago

saaaaave the bunny!

[–]JamieBainer 28 points29 points ago

..bunny,

[–]leodavin843 19 points20 points ago

BUNNY!

[–]Demojen 19 points20 points ago

SAVE THE BUNNY, BUNNY!!

[–]JamieBainer 13 points14 points ago

Man we rock!

[–]worldsfirsanalrapist 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for completing my life.

[–]mrchives47 5 points6 points ago

That intro was sick

[–]kuwlio 40 points41 points ago

You must be very under appreciated in threads, but that was awesome. I like you

[–]xaviergang 27 points28 points ago

he's not.

[–]kuwlio 10 points11 points ago

I'm glad. This is just my first time seeing his work, and he's a new personal favourite for me

[–]JamieBainer 4 points5 points ago

How did you make this?

[–]YourMusicalComment 14 points15 points ago

Logic Pro, a MIDI keyboard, and a mic

[–]ravewithd 3 points4 points ago

clearly using some elite plugins as... oh wait... ok thats ultra beat.

you sir, are a god among men.

[–]YourMusicalComment 6 points7 points ago

Haha thanks! Yeah everything's just Logic's included instruments.

[–]mheat 5 points6 points ago

oh. my...

[–]Slaughterfest 2 points3 points ago

THIS IS THE BEST ACCOUNT EVER OMFG

[–]MaxiPadz 3 points4 points ago

I hope I see you around more.

[–]Takarias 3 points4 points ago

It is now my greatest desire to have this done for one of my comments. But preferably not this one, since that might be too meta.

[–]nadetastic44 7 points8 points ago

Abagazilion upvotes for this guy

[–]alliha 2 points3 points ago

You could really save time by using soundcloud, you know.

[–]ohjennaleigh 1 point2 points ago

Spat otter pop all over my phone, thank you for that.

[–]hj1210 5 points6 points ago

Read as otter poop

[–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 3 points4 points ago

Dammit me too. I was wondering why he was eating otter poop, now I'm just wondering what otter pop is.

[–]ohjennaleigh 1 point2 points ago

Otter pops are a type of popsicle sold in the US. Not to be confused with the feces of a semiaquatic mammal.

[–]ryan2point0 8 points9 points ago

Close...ultimate high five between duck and kid.

[–]flamingflipflop 4 points5 points ago

i now turn my down vote to an upvote. this picture was a little traumatizing. but you made it good :)

[–]adambh 75 points76 points ago

As a photographer, this setup seems like a fucking nightmare. Four live animals and a baby.

edit: I realize this would be better with four dead animals and a baby.

[–]chinesef000d 84 points85 points ago

Or four live animals and a dead baby

[–]Rufdog2 2 points3 points ago

Damnit, you beat me to it. Also, you are a twisted fuck... well... so am I.. Upvotes all around!

[–]bluequail 4 points5 points ago

Give it a few... and you'll have your wish.

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

Why is it that babies exhibit such a wanton disregard for other life?

Such little sociopaths, they are.

[–]dean333 84 points85 points ago

Am I the only one who cares about the huge rabbit?

[–]pink_play-doh 67 points68 points ago

He looks really depressed. That's why animals shouldn't be used as fucking props. Just let the little thing hop around and eat carrots and not have to pose beside little brats all day.

[–]showy21 141 points142 points ago

As the owner of Flemish Giant rabbits, I can tell you they don't really hop around. They pretty much sit their 40 pound asses where they like and that's about it. Pretty sure the photographer posed the kid next to the bunny, not vice versa.

[–]shitbefuckedyo 22 points23 points ago

I raised holland lops, but there were a few flemish giants in my 4-H club.. and boy howdy did those big 'um sits around.

Hollands, though. Hollands are darty little bastards.

[–]kittyroux 23 points24 points ago

For a moment I thought you'd written 'dirty' with some kind of Irish-y accent, but no. You mean they dart.

[–]Rammage 4 points5 points ago

The last line really got me. :)

[–]nixity 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit - I had never heard of Flemish Giant Rabbits. So I googled.. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or terrified. This rabbit reminds me of General Woundwort.

[–]DramaticFaggot 4 points5 points ago

Carrots will kill you bunny, give it some lettuce:)

[–]foxli 8 points9 points ago

Lettuce will also kill your bunny. Give him some frickin' kale.

[–]One-Pronged_Fork 20 points21 points ago

Kale will turn your bunny into a hippy. Give him a steak.

[–]Allogistic 8 points9 points ago

Letting the rabbit acquire a taste for meat could have dire consequences...

[–]oldscotch 6 points7 points ago

Iceberg lettuce is arguably worse, but red leaf, green leaf - good stuff.

[–]pink_play-doh 10 points11 points ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa. WHOA. WAIT A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE. Bugs Bunny ate carrots and he was fine. Are you fucking with me?

[–]Saint-Peer 14 points15 points ago

These are all high-quality taxidermies, so they aren't depressed at all. They're dead.

[–]Mjilaeck 21 points22 points ago

That's a very flexable dead duckling.

[–]jaspersurfer 1 point2 points ago

[–]skippyjason 1 point2 points ago

It looks like the rabbit ate the previous kid

[–]rawr_cutedino 196 points197 points ago

Seriously, I'm worried about the duck..

[–]AmazingThew 14 points15 points ago

Don't be.

Thanks to the square-cube law, small animals are proportionally way more resilient than larger ones.

You could chuck that duckling off a building and it'd be fine. In fact Wood Ducks basically do exactly that:

"After hatching, the ducklings jump down from the nest tree and make their way to water. The mother calls them to her, but does not help them in any way. The ducklings may jump from heights of up to 88 metres (290 ft) without injury. They prefer nesting over water so the young have a soft landing, but will nest up to 140 m (150 yd) away from the shoreline. The day after they hatch, the young climb to the nest entrance and jump to the ground."

[–]blumer 1 point2 points ago

Small ... wood ... ducks ... super-resilient. Does that mean that a small witch is almost invincible?

[–]Lord-Longbottom 3 points4 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 290 ft -> 0.4 Furlongs, 140 m -> 0.7 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]btotheoomer[S] 81 points82 points ago

If you read the photographer's blog post about it, she says the duck is fine. The kid's Mom was just off camera and caught the duckling.

[–]legitimatecheese 180 points181 points ago

They just say that to calm people down, most of the time it's not true.

[–]btotheoomer[S] 62 points63 points ago

She's a small town gal with a small photography company. No real reason to lie to her limited customer base. Your concerns are understandable, though.

[–]annimus_prime 151 points152 points ago

i was singing your comment to the tune of don't stop believing but then i realized it was an actual comment..

[–]RetroPRO 13 points14 points ago

It kinda almost fits.

[–]Sorthum 7 points8 points ago

YourMusicalComment needs to sing THIS one.

[–]Cobek 1 point2 points ago

That song was just playing upstairs from one of my roommates not more than 5 minutes ago. Huh.

[–]zergling50 2 points3 points ago

Me too..

[–]Prinny- 11 points12 points ago

She upset her limited customer base, so it is more like to keep the customers happy and not put her out of business.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Her motivation to lie about it is that the image is upsetting but it can get a lot of attention. I'd say there's plenty of motivation to lie about it, and plenty of reason to assume that without proof. That said, I'm sure even if it hit the ground, it's fine, but that doesn't make the act okay to most people regardless. They're just relieved it isn't hurt.

[–]wadetype 13 points14 points ago

Oh, what's that? Fragile and small animals mixed with children?

GREAT COMBO!

[–]Sixxtwo 2 points3 points ago

I am more worried about her bandwidth thruput limit, now.

[–]Read-above 7 points8 points ago

No real reason to lie to her limited customer base.

I can live with you in blissful ignorance world?

[–]pyrinja 4 points5 points ago

You sir, just ruined my good mood

[–]bmacc 2 points3 points ago

I agree with this guy. On Dirty Jobs, Mike Rowe worked as a "chicken sexer," where they literally had a bucket of baby chicks and two empty ones to toss them left or right. I don't think the chick is hurt.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Those chicks may not be injured, but you can bet your ass if you did that in everyday life, people would not be cool with it.

[–]Aserapha 2 points3 points ago

Hurt implies pain, injury implies damage.

[–]MgrLtCaptCmmdrBalls 5 points6 points ago

Just hearing the duck is fine would've been sufficient. I don't want to wonder how athletic the mother was because that looks like a low flying line drive, and pretty hard to catch. All's well though!

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 9 points10 points ago

I hope she proceeded to punish the little shit.

[–]Okuhou 2 points3 points ago

Oh thank god. I was really scared for a second there...

[–]minasmorath 3 points4 points ago

Small town indeed, what do we have, maybe 400 people actually in the borough?

On-topic note: she's done a crap ton more shoots since this with the same duckling. The damn thing was fine, everyone can get their panties untwisted now.

[–]btotheoomer[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, my family hired her for a wedding. I'm still surprised at the quality of her work considering how cheap her rates still are.

[–]alien_alf 5 points6 points ago

The duck could possibly die or become traumatized from the shock though, I'm still pretty scared for the duck

[–]Jukepot 12 points13 points ago

The duck's fine. I own a bird and I can tell you that they are more sturdy than they look!

[–]Dialaninja 10 points11 points ago

From my personal experience of having a duckling, I'm sure it's fine. They're fairly resilient.

[–]nixity 3 points4 points ago

I wouldn't be.. a lot of ducklings are born in tree holes and have to leap 20+ ft out to get to the ground. Ducklings bounce. It's all good. They also roll, apparently.

[–]Piotr555 15 points16 points ago

THE DUCK DIED SEVEN HORRIBLE DUCK DEATHS FROM BEING FLUNG 2 FEET OFF THE GROUND

[–]buttfudger 39 points40 points ago

I would have spanked that child. I'm sorry, but I like animals more than most kids. If that makes me a bad person, fine. You do not throw animals like that.

[–]pamaci 27 points28 points ago

"I like animals more than most kids."

You and me both, buttfudger. You and me both.

[–]skwirrlmaster 8 points9 points ago

I'd have thrown the kid in one of those McNugget grinders

[–]Aserapha 1 point2 points ago

Soilent nuggets?

[–]jostler57 58 points59 points ago

Context delivery straight from the website:

"... However, during a session, this little guy grabbed the duckie and tossed it. Stacey was right next to him and caught him and he was fine. I posted this on facebook and people of course, knowing that we weren’t CONDONING this behavior and knowing that the duckie WAS FINE and had faith in us that we removed the ducks and chicks from his reach so that he wouldn’t do it again, loved this.

Well, not everyone loved it. It was reposted by many people and soon I was getting nasty messages from people who I don’t know. (You will have that with the world wide web I suppose.)

I get it! I really do. People love animals. I love animals. I never thought it would get the response that it did. My feelings were hurt. But these people don’t know me, they don’t know my girl Stacey and how we were making sure that the animals didn’t get hurt. They just saw a duck being mishandled.

So, as I was processing this whole situation, I went through my 5 steps of feeling bad.

  1. Sadness

  2. Confusion

  3. Denial.

  4. Anger (for about half a minute.)

  5. Humor

I posted this. This seemed to make people more angry. I was just trying to be funny. (Shows image with Daffy Duck photoshopped in, instead of the baby duck)

BUT THE DUCK IS OK!!"

[–]theducks 16 points17 points ago

I demand to see a Proof-of-life photo of the duck holding up today's newspaper.

[–]Prinny- 3 points4 points ago

Stacy was right next to him and caught him

Sounds unlikely, and more of a PR fix attempt.

[–]minasmorath 2 points3 points ago

Pretext: This is my hometown photographer. She's doing my wedding photography, she did my high school graduation photography, and she does everyone else's as well.

Seeing as she's posted about 100+ more photos with the same duck in them since this incident, I'm willing to wager that the duck is just freakin' fine.

[–]yeah_me 5 points6 points ago

Yeah...total bullshit.

[–]LerithXanatos 3 points4 points ago

Of course! Nothing good will ever happen to that damn duckling.

This is a duckling hate group right?

[–]mcneilintheplace 34 points35 points ago

We can't tell which way the duck is travelling, it could be jumping into his hand.

[–]JKSacha 23 points24 points ago

I felt so bad for the duckling, but this made me feel 1000 times better. Thank you.

[–]electriophile 17 points18 points ago

I guarantee the duck was fine. Those fuckers can bounce. (SFL)

[–]tryharderyou 6 points7 points ago

That was absolutely adorable.

[–]electriophile 4 points5 points ago

I never thought ducklings seemingly falling to their doom would be so cute.

[–]Apostolate 13 points14 points ago

Don't feel bad, very small things don't hurt very much when they land! They have very little momentum/force on impact. Think about when you drop ants or small frogs onto the ground from 4+ feet up, they're fine!

[–]PBSGTS 17 points18 points ago

I disagree, I believe that duckling could have very easily been hurt. Since people dislike animal cruelty so much, I don't see why this photo is getting so much positive attention.

[–]ListenChump 13 points14 points ago

[–]ItWillBeMine 46 points47 points ago

I always wince when I see the combination of toddlers and baby animals. :(

[–]tyscore 8 points9 points ago

yeah, it's almost certain, someone would get hurt, and it wont be the human.

[–]commoninja 75 points76 points ago

Stupid kids

[–]a4moondoggy 25 points26 points ago

I doubt he asked for a duck to climb on him...more like stupid parents/photographers.

[–]Kniepic -1 points0 points ago

That kid just looks like a spoiled brat.

[–]SQED 6 points7 points ago

FAK U, DOLAN

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

gooby plz!

[–]gentlemandinosaur 16 points17 points ago

Why would you give a toddler live animals to abuse? This is fucking retarded.

[–]themasecar 4 points5 points ago

HUSTLA DA RABBIT

[–]durkadu 6 points7 points ago

Reddit: Where a bird falling a few inches is grounds for child abuse

[–]Memoren 7 points8 points ago

D:

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Seriously guys, stop ducking around.

[–]bluequail 21 points22 points ago

They need to get anything capable of feeling pain away from that little bastard.

[–]IGottaSnake 15 points16 points ago

A child too young to understand the consequences of his actions or even begin to understand empathy is not a little bastard for it. He is just within the limits his age provides for. Every kid that age is self centered. They do not have the cognitive ability yet to think about the ducky hurting, he is only thinking about his discomfort/fear/stress. Some kids get scared when you don't think they will... doesn't make them bastards or evil for acting on that fear based on what nature has given them to work with as a toddler living in a world of 'me.' That being said, it would be wise to keep little furry things away until he can understand the way his actions scare/hurt others when he is not nice.

[–]manonthemount 2 points3 points ago

no ducks given

[–]RussianRushNRobot 2 points3 points ago

baby pls

[–]VeryVito 12 points13 points ago

This might be the greatest baby photograph ever.

[–]Sourdoire 19 points20 points ago

[–]VeryVito 2 points3 points ago

I stand by my decision.

[–]butterflypoon 2 points3 points ago

I think that's the first kid picture I haven't hated.

[–]wint3r 3 points4 points ago

How I met your mother, anyone?

[–]javicalupa 1 point2 points ago

Watched that episode couple hours ago. HIMYM was the first thing that came to my mind and had to check thought about it.

[–]star_witness 3 points4 points ago

Little kids can be unhappy in any situation, can't they?

I was in an arcade the other day and a kid was bawling his eyes out. In a fucking arcade. Even if you're broke it's pretty awesome.

If you gave me 2 bunnies and 2 ducks right now do you know what I'd be doing? Not crying, that's for fucking sure.

Man up, pet the bunny and smile for the camera you little shit.

Goddamn kids these days. Crying while holding a bunny. Now I've seen everything.

[–]SuperSalamii 1 point2 points ago

That white rabbit...it's the size of the child!

[–]krogers1337 1 point2 points ago

Das a bieeg as wabbit!

WABBIT SEASONB!

[–]thane_of_st_college 1 point2 points ago

that looks like a baby joffrey

[–]Mitz510 1 point2 points ago

It seems like we have a future Lenny in our hands.

Protect the rabbits George.

[–]Hamshanks 1 point2 points ago

He looks like Joffrey Baratheon.

[–]FoxFortress 1 point2 points ago

That other rabbit is huge jesus christ

[–]Lexdon2000 1 point2 points ago

Psy psy psy...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It's like that one comedian said. People are naturally cruel, and if you want to proof, leave a 3 year old alone with a small animal.

[–]sweetgreggo 1 point2 points ago

"this is sewweeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This is sewious.

[–]boondoggie42 1 point2 points ago

Fuck chicks, get bunny?

[–]Exterality 1 point2 points ago

Poor duck, but damn this made my day :'D

[–]Confused_Duck 1 point2 points ago

This greatly disturbs and perplexes me

[–]katahajime 1 point2 points ago

"Hey, got any grape............FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU....."

[–]HerpvonderpingtonIII 1 point2 points ago

Mr ducks Mr not ducks Osar!!! Cm wants?!?! Will ib! Mr ducks (read this as if u were a redneck

[–]CULTURED_ALL_CAPSGUY 1 point2 points ago

POOR DUCK

[–]Geotis 1 point2 points ago

After that, no further ducks were given.

[–]TheRealmsOfGold 5 points6 points ago

Looks like that kid doesn't give a duck.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

0 Ducks were Given

[–]reverie6 3 points4 points ago

Its baby Joffrey!

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 3 points4 points ago

What a cunt.

[–]Avista 2 points3 points ago

Aaand this is why you don't give baby animals to baby animal killers.

[–]artificiallyvain 2 points3 points ago

I think this kid might be afraid of animals and is therefore being severely traumatized which makes this perfect for r/funny.

[–]just_steezin 2 points3 points ago

you've improved my day

[–]btotheoomer[S] 2 points3 points ago

Glad as always to oblige my friends and neighbors.

[–]AniceB 0 points1 point ago

Such a fowl thing!

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[–]IGottaSnake 37 points38 points ago

Ok, I am as animal lover, vegetarian, sappy, stray rescuing as they get... but I fucking laughed at this. I am sure the duckling was fine. They fall and fumble all the time. Birds fall out of trees when learning to fly, ducklings fall off of rocks and curbs, and just like human babies they are kind of made to not get hurt easily. I am also sure there was no way to predict that Junior there was going to pick up one of the cute critters and toss it. You can't bar them from going near animals for fear they might fling one, and flinging can happen too fast to really stop in time. (I am a mom, trust me on this, even guarded children can fling faster than you can blink your eyes)

That being said, I just imagine this kid sitting there with everyone looking on like this is going to be the cutest thing ever ( and lord knows plenty of pictures have turned out well when taken in the same manner), and this kid just decides this little duck has got. to. go.

For all we know, the duckling bit him or something. Either way, it is not a picture of him bashing the duckling's head on the floor and shit happens.

[–]pandaham 1 point2 points ago

That white bunny is fucking HUGE.

[–]pile_alcaline 1 point2 points ago

Get the duck out of here!

[–]Status-Duck 1 point2 points ago

Nobody likes ducks :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

and not a single duck was given!

[–]fluffytuft 1 point2 points ago

Man, I really hate toddlers. For reals.

[–]Huge_Jacked_Man 1 point2 points ago

Wow this kid is a little shit

[–]fightlikehell 1 point2 points ago

This is disgusting. Animal abuse is animal abuse and it should not be tolerated simply because something young. Why this is being glamorized is beyond me.

[–]hotdogcore 1 point2 points ago

What a shitty little brat. I hope someone throws him.

[–]Iselore 2 points3 points ago

No, the poor duck! Did it hit the ground? I don't see any safety nets!

[–]never_trust_ducks 2 points3 points ago

Me and this kid could get along.

[–]butterflypoon 0 points1 point ago

I'd do that to the kid and hug all the animals.

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

This is terribly sad to me. Poor ducky :( hiding this!

[–]MikeyLikey 0 points1 point ago

That kid is a fucking dickhead.

[–]dophie23 1 point2 points ago

Ugh I hate children.

[–]D3m0nk1d 1 point2 points ago

I hate little kids

[–]Nicobe -1 points0 points ago

FUCK that kid.

[–]B4ths4lt5 1 point2 points ago

DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!!!!

[–]jesterguy 2 points3 points ago

and not a single duck was given that day.

[–]lynn 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck puts small animals near enough to a toddler that he can grab them? Does the photographer have any experience with toddlers at all???

...Well, I mean, she does now. So she won't do it again, right?

[–]bunglejerry -3 points-2 points ago

Honestly, fuck ducks.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I cannot think of a reddit comment that I disagree with more strongly than this.

Ducks are officially my hot-button topic. That's a phrase now.

[–]btotheoomer[S] 2 points3 points ago

Seriously. Ducks are the assholes of the bird class.

EDIT: Birds are actually a class. My friends are filthy liars.

[–]wakewolfie 6 points7 points ago

Swans, geese, and blue jays are much bigger assholes than ducks are.

[–]butterflypoon 3 points4 points ago

House Sparrows are pretty bad too, especially if you like bluebirds. But ducks are rapists, so they're a different kind of asshole.

[–]catsfive 1 point2 points ago

Really? They are?

[–]UnderCoverMother 1 point2 points ago

Growing up with my grandmother, we had assorted live stock including ducks.

Those... mother fuckers. They ate everything (mangling crops and ornamental plants, harassing the fish pond). They terrorized the chickens. They used the roof of the house and a landing strip making noisy take offs and landings all day. Plus, they would talk downright nasty at you if you got near them.

Total assholes!

[–]Moara7 1 point2 points ago

Birds are a class, not a phylum.

[–]eclipse666 0 points1 point ago

Rabbit Season!

[–]ThEgg 0 points1 point ago

I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!

[–]thehalfwit 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have a mop?

I do believe I've wet myself.

[–]PdubsNWO 0 points1 point ago

I was gaming online earlier, and I played with someone whos handle was 'notenoughducks'. How many ducks is/isnt enough?

[–]ButcherOfBakersfield 0 points1 point ago

the gray rabbit has got some serious thousand yard stare going on.

[–]interroboom 0 points1 point ago

As a Sharks fan, I like this kid.

[–]2540 0 points1 point ago

From that moment on, zero ducks were given.

[–]Uber-Mensch 0 points1 point ago

No fux were given toward the ducks.

[–]forevabronze 0 points1 point ago

does anyone else find the big bunny kinda creepy?

[–]ChunkBunny 1 point2 points ago

Very. Maybe he's just laying low and hoping he's too heavy to be tossed.

[–]Ghenges 0 points1 point ago

That white rabbit is fucking creepy.

[–]Afkbio 0 points1 point ago

Acualy is dolan