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I said NO DUCKS. (katiemihalak.com)

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[–]jagpunk86 364 points365 points ago

What's really happening is the kid is about to judo chop the bunny and the duck is doing a flying kick to save the bunny.

[–]colefly 184 points185 points ago

Artist's Representation

[–]Mountainfog 7 points8 points ago

Have you ever thought about becoming a police artist?

[–]rageagainsthevagene 11 points12 points ago

wow 3 upvotes from me for not creating a novelty.

[–]colefly 2 points3 points ago

thanks :) i dont know why people say i have a novelty account. as you can see by my name and history its just a normal account of someone who like to drawl

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    [–]IAmTheBean 1 point2 points ago

    Darkwing Duck?

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      [–]YourMusicalComment 517 points518 points ago

      What's really happening is the kid is about to judo chop the bunny and the duck is doing a flying kick to save the bunny.

      [–]tedmdelacruz 17 points18 points ago

      I wonder how you choose the comments that you glorify this way

      [–]Freak-A-Leak 28 points29 points ago

      That was surprisingly catchy

      [–]seamonkee 35 points36 points ago

      saaaaave the bunny!

      [–]JamieBainer 28 points29 points ago

      ..bunny,

      [–]leodavin843 19 points20 points ago

      BUNNY!

      [–]Demojen 19 points20 points ago

      SAVE THE BUNNY, BUNNY!!

      [–]JamieBainer 13 points14 points ago

      Man we rock!

      [–]worldsfirsanalrapist 7 points8 points ago

      Thanks for completing my life.

      [–]mrchives47 5 points6 points ago

      That intro was sick

      [–]kuwlio 40 points41 points ago

      You must be very under appreciated in threads, but that was awesome. I like you

      [–]xaviergang 27 points28 points ago

      he's not.

      [–]kuwlio 10 points11 points ago

      I'm glad. This is just my first time seeing his work, and he's a new personal favourite for me

      [–]JamieBainer 4 points5 points ago

      How did you make this?

      [–]YourMusicalComment 14 points15 points ago

      Logic Pro, a MIDI keyboard, and a mic

      [–]ravewithd 3 points4 points ago

      clearly using some elite plugins as... oh wait... ok thats ultra beat.

      you sir, are a god among men.

      [–]YourMusicalComment 6 points7 points ago

      Haha thanks! Yeah everything's just Logic's included instruments.

      [–]mheat 5 points6 points ago

      oh. my...

      [–]Slaughterfest 2 points3 points ago

      THIS IS THE BEST ACCOUNT EVER OMFG

      [–]MaxiPadz 3 points4 points ago

      I hope I see you around more.

      [–]Takarias 3 points4 points ago

      It is now my greatest desire to have this done for one of my comments. But preferably not this one, since that might be too meta.

      [–]nadetastic44 7 points8 points ago

      Abagazilion upvotes for this guy

      [–]alliha 2 points3 points ago

      You could really save time by using soundcloud, you know.

      [–]psytrancedsquid 1 point2 points ago

      It is true http://katiemihalak.zenfolio.com/p862800594/h35290cb4#h35290cb4

      [–]ohjennaleigh 1 point2 points ago

      Spat otter pop all over my phone, thank you for that.

      [–]hj1210 5 points6 points ago

      Read as otter poop

      [–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 3 points4 points ago

      Dammit me too. I was wondering why he was eating otter poop, now I'm just wondering what otter pop is.

      [–]ohjennaleigh 1 point2 points ago

      Otter pops are a type of popsicle sold in the US. Not to be confused with the feces of a semiaquatic mammal.

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        [–]ryan2point0 8 points9 points ago

        Close...ultimate high five between duck and kid.

        [–]flamingflipflop 4 points5 points ago

        i now turn my down vote to an upvote. this picture was a little traumatizing. but you made it good :)

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          [–]adambh 75 points76 points ago

          As a photographer, this setup seems like a fucking nightmare. Four live animals and a baby.

          edit: I realize this would be better with four dead animals and a baby.

          [–]chinesef000d 84 points85 points ago

          Or four live animals and a dead baby

          [–]Rufdog2 2 points3 points ago

          Damnit, you beat me to it. Also, you are a twisted fuck... well... so am I.. Upvotes all around!

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            [–]bluequail 4 points5 points ago

            Give it a few... and you'll have your wish.

            [–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

            Why is it that babies exhibit such a wanton disregard for other life?

            Such little sociopaths, they are.

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              [–]dean333 84 points85 points ago

              Am I the only one who cares about the huge rabbit?

              [–]pink_play-doh 67 points68 points ago

              He looks really depressed. That's why animals shouldn't be used as fucking props. Just let the little thing hop around and eat carrots and not have to pose beside little brats all day.

              [–]showy21 141 points142 points ago

              As the owner of Flemish Giant rabbits, I can tell you they don't really hop around. They pretty much sit their 40 pound asses where they like and that's about it. Pretty sure the photographer posed the kid next to the bunny, not vice versa.

              [–]shitbefuckedyo 22 points23 points ago

              I raised holland lops, but there were a few flemish giants in my 4-H club.. and boy howdy did those big 'um sits around.

              Hollands, though. Hollands are darty little bastards.

              [–]kittyroux 23 points24 points ago

              For a moment I thought you'd written 'dirty' with some kind of Irish-y accent, but no. You mean they dart.

              [–]Rammage 4 points5 points ago

              The last line really got me. :)

              [–]nixity 1 point2 points ago

              Holy shit - I had never heard of Flemish Giant Rabbits. So I googled.. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or terrified. This rabbit reminds me of General Woundwort.

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                [–]DramaticFaggot 4 points5 points ago

                Carrots will kill you bunny, give it some lettuce:)

                [–]foxli 8 points9 points ago

                Lettuce will also kill your bunny. Give him some frickin' kale.

                [–]One-Pronged_Fork 20 points21 points ago

                Kale will turn your bunny into a hippy. Give him a steak.

                [–]Allogistic 8 points9 points ago

                Letting the rabbit acquire a taste for meat could have dire consequences...

                [–]oldscotch 6 points7 points ago

                Iceberg lettuce is arguably worse, but red leaf, green leaf - good stuff.

                [–]pink_play-doh 10 points11 points ago

                Whoa, whoa, whoa. WHOA. WAIT A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE. Bugs Bunny ate carrots and he was fine. Are you fucking with me?

                [–]Saint-Peer 14 points15 points ago

                These are all high-quality taxidermies, so they aren't depressed at all. They're dead.

                [–]Mjilaeck 21 points22 points ago

                That's a very flexable dead duckling.

                [–]jaspersurfer 1 point2 points ago

                Night of the Lepus!

                [–]skippyjason 1 point2 points ago

                It looks like the rabbit ate the previous kid

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                  [–]rawr_cutedino 196 points197 points ago

                  Seriously, I'm worried about the duck..

                  [–]AmazingThew 14 points15 points ago

                  Don't be.

                  Thanks to the square-cube law, small animals are proportionally way more resilient than larger ones.

                  You could chuck that duckling off a building and it'd be fine. In fact Wood Ducks basically do exactly that:

                  "After hatching, the ducklings jump down from the nest tree and make their way to water. The mother calls them to her, but does not help them in any way. The ducklings may jump from heights of up to 88 metres (290 ft) without injury. They prefer nesting over water so the young have a soft landing, but will nest up to 140 m (150 yd) away from the shoreline. The day after they hatch, the young climb to the nest entrance and jump to the ground."

                  [–]blumer 1 point2 points ago

                  Small ... wood ... ducks ... super-resilient. Does that mean that a small witch is almost invincible?

                  [–]Lord-Longbottom 3 points4 points ago

                  (For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 290 ft -> 0.4 Furlongs, 140 m -> 0.7 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

                  [–]btotheoomer[S] 81 points82 points ago

                  If you read the photographer's blog post about it, she says the duck is fine. The kid's Mom was just off camera and caught the duckling.

                  [–]legitimatecheese 180 points181 points ago

                  They just say that to calm people down, most of the time it's not true.

                  [–]btotheoomer[S] 62 points63 points ago

                  She's a small town gal with a small photography company. No real reason to lie to her limited customer base. Your concerns are understandable, though.

                  [–]annimus_prime 151 points152 points ago

                  i was singing your comment to the tune of don't stop believing but then i realized it was an actual comment..

                  [–]RetroPRO 13 points14 points ago

                  It kinda almost fits.

                  [–]Sorthum 7 points8 points ago

                  YourMusicalComment needs to sing THIS one.

                  [–]Cobek 1 point2 points ago

                  That song was just playing upstairs from one of my roommates not more than 5 minutes ago. Huh.

                  [–]zergling50 2 points3 points ago

                  Me too..

                  [–]Prinny- 11 points12 points ago

                  She upset her limited customer base, so it is more like to keep the customers happy and not put her out of business.

                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

                  Her motivation to lie about it is that the image is upsetting but it can get a lot of attention. I'd say there's plenty of motivation to lie about it, and plenty of reason to assume that without proof. That said, I'm sure even if it hit the ground, it's fine, but that doesn't make the act okay to most people regardless. They're just relieved it isn't hurt.

                  [–]wadetype 13 points14 points ago

                  Oh, what's that? Fragile and small animals mixed with children?

                  GREAT COMBO!

                  [–]Sixxtwo 2 points3 points ago

                  I am more worried about her bandwidth thruput limit, now.

                  [–]Read-above 7 points8 points ago

                  No real reason to lie to her limited customer base.

                  I can live with you in blissful ignorance world?

                  [–]pyrinja 4 points5 points ago

                  You sir, just ruined my good mood

                  [–]bmacc 2 points3 points ago

                  I agree with this guy. On Dirty Jobs, Mike Rowe worked as a "chicken sexer," where they literally had a bucket of baby chicks and two empty ones to toss them left or right. I don't think the chick is hurt.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

                  Those chicks may not be injured, but you can bet your ass if you did that in everyday life, people would not be cool with it.

                  [–]Aserapha 2 points3 points ago

                  Hurt implies pain, injury implies damage.

                  [–]MgrLtCaptCmmdrBalls 5 points6 points ago

                  Just hearing the duck is fine would've been sufficient. I don't want to wonder how athletic the mother was because that looks like a low flying line drive, and pretty hard to catch. All's well though!

                  [–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 9 points10 points ago

                  I hope she proceeded to punish the little shit.

                  [–]Okuhou 2 points3 points ago

                  Oh thank god. I was really scared for a second there...

                  [–]minasmorath 3 points4 points ago

                  Small town indeed, what do we have, maybe 400 people actually in the borough?

                  On-topic note: she's done a crap ton more shoots since this with the same duckling. The damn thing was fine, everyone can get their panties untwisted now.

                  [–]btotheoomer[S] 1 point2 points ago

                  Yeah, my family hired her for a wedding. I'm still surprised at the quality of her work considering how cheap her rates still are.

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                    [–]alien_alf 5 points6 points ago

                    The duck could possibly die or become traumatized from the shock though, I'm still pretty scared for the duck

                    [–]Jukepot 12 points13 points ago

                    The duck's fine. I own a bird and I can tell you that they are more sturdy than they look!

                    [–]Dialaninja 10 points11 points ago

                    From my personal experience of having a duckling, I'm sure it's fine. They're fairly resilient.

                    [–]nixity 3 points4 points ago

                    I wouldn't be.. a lot of ducklings are born in tree holes and have to leap 20+ ft out to get to the ground. Ducklings bounce. It's all good. They also roll, apparently.

                    [–]Piotr555 15 points16 points ago

                    THE DUCK DIED SEVEN HORRIBLE DUCK DEATHS FROM BEING FLUNG 2 FEET OFF THE GROUND

                    [–]buttfudger 39 points40 points ago

                    I would have spanked that child. I'm sorry, but I like animals more than most kids. If that makes me a bad person, fine. You do not throw animals like that.

                    [–]pamaci 27 points28 points ago

                    "I like animals more than most kids."

                    You and me both, buttfudger. You and me both.

                    [–]skwirrlmaster 8 points9 points ago

                    I'd have thrown the kid in one of those McNugget grinders

                    [–]Aserapha 1 point2 points ago

                    Soilent nuggets?

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                        [–]jostler57 58 points59 points ago

                        Context delivery straight from the website:

                        "... However, during a session, this little guy grabbed the duckie and tossed it. Stacey was right next to him and caught him and he was fine. I posted this on facebook and people of course, knowing that we weren’t CONDONING this behavior and knowing that the duckie WAS FINE and had faith in us that we removed the ducks and chicks from his reach so that he wouldn’t do it again, loved this.

                        Well, not everyone loved it. It was reposted by many people and soon I was getting nasty messages from people who I don’t know. (You will have that with the world wide web I suppose.)

                        I get it! I really do. People love animals. I love animals. I never thought it would get the response that it did. My feelings were hurt. But these people don’t know me, they don’t know my girl Stacey and how we were making sure that the animals didn’t get hurt. They just saw a duck being mishandled.

                        So, as I was processing this whole situation, I went through my 5 steps of feeling bad.

                        1. Sadness

                        2. Confusion

                        3. Denial.

                        4. Anger (for about half a minute.)

                        5. Humor

                        I posted this. This seemed to make people more angry. I was just trying to be funny. (Shows image with Daffy Duck photoshopped in, instead of the baby duck)

                        BUT THE DUCK IS OK!!"

                        [–]theducks 16 points17 points ago

                        I demand to see a Proof-of-life photo of the duck holding up today's newspaper.

                        [–]Prinny- 3 points4 points ago

                        Stacy was right next to him and caught him

                        Sounds unlikely, and more of a PR fix attempt.

                        [–]minasmorath 2 points3 points ago

                        Pretext: This is my hometown photographer. She's doing my wedding photography, she did my high school graduation photography, and she does everyone else's as well.

                        Seeing as she's posted about 100+ more photos with the same duck in them since this incident, I'm willing to wager that the duck is just freakin' fine.

                        [–]yeah_me 5 points6 points ago

                        Yeah...total bullshit.

                        [–]LerithXanatos 3 points4 points ago

                        Of course! Nothing good will ever happen to that damn duckling.

                        This is a duckling hate group right?

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                          [–]mcneilintheplace 34 points35 points ago

                          We can't tell which way the duck is travelling, it could be jumping into his hand.

                          [–]JKSacha 23 points24 points ago

                          I felt so bad for the duckling, but this made me feel 1000 times better. Thank you.

                          [–]electriophile 17 points18 points ago

                          I guarantee the duck was fine. Those fuckers can bounce. (SFL)

                          [–]tryharderyou 6 points7 points ago

                          That was absolutely adorable.

                          [–]electriophile 4 points5 points ago

                          I never thought ducklings seemingly falling to their doom would be so cute.

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                            [–]Apostolate 13 points14 points ago

                            Don't feel bad, very small things don't hurt very much when they land! They have very little momentum/force on impact. Think about when you drop ants or small frogs onto the ground from 4+ feet up, they're fine!

                            [–]PBSGTS 17 points18 points ago

                            I disagree, I believe that duckling could have very easily been hurt. Since people dislike animal cruelty so much, I don't see why this photo is getting so much positive attention.

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                              [–]ListenChump 13 points14 points ago

                              "GET IT DUCK!" (photoshop)

                              [–]ItWillBeMine 46 points47 points ago

                              I always wince when I see the combination of toddlers and baby animals. :(

                              [–]tyscore 8 points9 points ago

                              yeah, it's almost certain, someone would get hurt, and it wont be the human.

                              [–]commoninja 75 points76 points ago

                              Stupid kids

                              [–]a4moondoggy 25 points26 points ago

                              I doubt he asked for a duck to climb on him...more like stupid parents/photographers.

                              [–]Kniepic -1 points0 points ago

                              That kid just looks like a spoiled brat.

                              [–]SQED 6 points7 points ago

                              FAK U, DOLAN

                              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

                              gooby plz!

                              [–]gentlemandinosaur 16 points17 points ago

                              Why would you give a toddler live animals to abuse? This is fucking retarded.

                              [–]themasecar 4 points5 points ago

                              HUSTLA DA RABBIT

                              [–]durkadu 6 points7 points ago

                              Reddit: Where a bird falling a few inches is grounds for child abuse

                              [–]Memoren 7 points8 points ago

                              D:

                              [–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

                              Seriously guys, stop ducking around.

                              [–]bluequail 21 points22 points ago

                              They need to get anything capable of feeling pain away from that little bastard.

                              [–]IGottaSnake 15 points16 points ago

                              A child too young to understand the consequences of his actions or even begin to understand empathy is not a little bastard for it. He is just within the limits his age provides for. Every kid that age is self centered. They do not have the cognitive ability yet to think about the ducky hurting, he is only thinking about his discomfort/fear/stress. Some kids get scared when you don't think they will... doesn't make them bastards or evil for acting on that fear based on what nature has given them to work with as a toddler living in a world of 'me.' That being said, it would be wise to keep little furry things away until he can understand the way his actions scare/hurt others when he is not nice.

                              [–]manonthemount 2 points3 points ago

                              no ducks given

                              [–]RussianRushNRobot 2 points3 points ago

                              baby pls

                              [–]VeryVito 12 points13 points ago

                              This might be the greatest baby photograph ever.

                              [–]Sourdoire 19 points20 points ago

                              Nope.

                              [–]VeryVito 2 points3 points ago

                              I stand by my decision.

                              [–]butterflypoon 2 points3 points ago

                              I think that's the first kid picture I haven't hated.

                              [–]wint3r 3 points4 points ago

                              How I met your mother, anyone?

                              [–]javicalupa 1 point2 points ago

                              Watched that episode couple hours ago. HIMYM was the first thing that came to my mind and had to check thought about it.

                              [–]star_witness 3 points4 points ago

                              Little kids can be unhappy in any situation, can't they?

                              I was in an arcade the other day and a kid was bawling his eyes out. In a fucking arcade. Even if you're broke it's pretty awesome.

                              If you gave me 2 bunnies and 2 ducks right now do you know what I'd be doing? Not crying, that's for fucking sure.

                              Man up, pet the bunny and smile for the camera you little shit.

                              Goddamn kids these days. Crying while holding a bunny. Now I've seen everything.

                              [–]SuperSalamii 1 point2 points ago

                              That white rabbit...it's the size of the child!

                              [–]krogers1337 1 point2 points ago

                              Das a bieeg as wabbit!

                              WABBIT SEASONB!

                              [–]thane_of_st_college 1 point2 points ago

                              that looks like a baby joffrey

                              [–]Mitz510 1 point2 points ago

                              It seems like we have a future Lenny in our hands.

                              Protect the rabbits George.

                              [–]Hamshanks 1 point2 points ago

                              He looks like Joffrey Baratheon.

                              [–]pootacat 1 point2 points ago

                              Somebody get this freakin duck away from me

                              [–]FoxFortress 1 point2 points ago

                              That other rabbit is huge jesus christ

                              [–]Lexdon2000 1 point2 points ago

                              Psy psy psy...

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                              It's like that one comedian said. People are naturally cruel, and if you want to proof, leave a 3 year old alone with a small animal.

                              [–]sweetgreggo 1 point2 points ago

                              "this is sewweeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                              This is sewious.

                              [–]boondoggie42 1 point2 points ago

                              Fuck chicks, get bunny?

                              [–]Exterality 1 point2 points ago

                              Poor duck, but damn this made my day :'D

                              [–]Confused_Duck 1 point2 points ago

                              This greatly disturbs and perplexes me

                              [–]katahajime 1 point2 points ago

                              "Hey, got any grape............FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU....."

                              [–]HerpvonderpingtonIII 1 point2 points ago

                              Mr ducks Mr not ducks Osar!!! Cm wants?!?! Will ib! Mr ducks (read this as if u were a redneck

                              [–]CULTURED_ALL_CAPSGUY 1 point2 points ago

                              POOR DUCK

                              [–]Geotis 1 point2 points ago

                              After that, no further ducks were given.

                              [–]TheRealmsOfGold 5 points6 points ago

                              Looks like that kid doesn't give a duck.

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                              0 Ducks were Given

                              [–]reverie6 3 points4 points ago

                              Its baby Joffrey!

                              [–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 3 points4 points ago

                              What a cunt.

                              [–]Avista 2 points3 points ago

                              Aaand this is why you don't give baby animals to baby animal killers.

                              [–]artificiallyvain 2 points3 points ago

                              I think this kid might be afraid of animals and is therefore being severely traumatized which makes this perfect for r/funny.

                              [–]just_steezin 2 points3 points ago

                              you've improved my day

                              [–]btotheoomer[S] 2 points3 points ago

                              Glad as always to oblige my friends and neighbors.

                              [–]AniceB 0 points1 point ago

                              Such a fowl thing!

                              [–][deleted] ago

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                              [–]IGottaSnake 37 points38 points ago

                              Ok, I am as animal lover, vegetarian, sappy, stray rescuing as they get... but I fucking laughed at this. I am sure the duckling was fine. They fall and fumble all the time. Birds fall out of trees when learning to fly, ducklings fall off of rocks and curbs, and just like human babies they are kind of made to not get hurt easily. I am also sure there was no way to predict that Junior there was going to pick up one of the cute critters and toss it. You can't bar them from going near animals for fear they might fling one, and flinging can happen too fast to really stop in time. (I am a mom, trust me on this, even guarded children can fling faster than you can blink your eyes)

                              That being said, I just imagine this kid sitting there with everyone looking on like this is going to be the cutest thing ever ( and lord knows plenty of pictures have turned out well when taken in the same manner), and this kid just decides this little duck has got. to. go.

                              For all we know, the duckling bit him or something. Either way, it is not a picture of him bashing the duckling's head on the floor and shit happens.

                              [–]pandaham 1 point2 points ago

                              That white bunny is fucking HUGE.

                              [–]pile_alcaline 1 point2 points ago

                              Get the duck out of here!

                              [–]Status-Duck 1 point2 points ago

                              Nobody likes ducks :(

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                              and not a single duck was given!

                              [–]fluffytuft 1 point2 points ago

                              Man, I really hate toddlers. For reals.

                              [–]Huge_Jacked_Man 1 point2 points ago

                              Wow this kid is a little shit

                              [–]fightlikehell 1 point2 points ago

                              This is disgusting. Animal abuse is animal abuse and it should not be tolerated simply because something young. Why this is being glamorized is beyond me.

                              [–]hotdogcore 1 point2 points ago

                              What a shitty little brat. I hope someone throws him.

                              [–]Iselore 2 points3 points ago

                              No, the poor duck! Did it hit the ground? I don't see any safety nets!

                              [–]never_trust_ducks 2 points3 points ago

                              Me and this kid could get along.

                              [–]butterflypoon 0 points1 point ago

                              I'd do that to the kid and hug all the animals.

                              [–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

                              This is terribly sad to me. Poor ducky :( hiding this!

                              [–]MikeyLikey 0 points1 point ago

                              That kid is a fucking dickhead.

                              [–]dophie23 1 point2 points ago

                              Ugh I hate children.

                              [–]D3m0nk1d 1 point2 points ago

                              I hate little kids

                              [–]Nicobe -1 points0 points ago

                              FUCK that kid.

                              [–]B4ths4lt5 1 point2 points ago

                              DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!!!!

                              [–]jesterguy 2 points3 points ago

                              and not a single duck was given that day.

                              [–]lynn 1 point2 points ago

                              Who the fuck puts small animals near enough to a toddler that he can grab them? Does the photographer have any experience with toddlers at all???

                              ...Well, I mean, she does now. So she won't do it again, right?

                              [–]bunglejerry -3 points-2 points ago

                              Honestly, fuck ducks.

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

                              I cannot think of a reddit comment that I disagree with more strongly than this.

                              Ducks are officially my hot-button topic. That's a phrase now.

                              [–]btotheoomer[S] 2 points3 points ago

                              Seriously. Ducks are the assholes of the bird class.

                              EDIT: Birds are actually a class. My friends are filthy liars.

                              [–]wakewolfie 6 points7 points ago

                              Swans, geese, and blue jays are much bigger assholes than ducks are.

                              [–]butterflypoon 3 points4 points ago

                              House Sparrows are pretty bad too, especially if you like bluebirds. But ducks are rapists, so they're a different kind of asshole.

                              [–]catsfive 1 point2 points ago

                              Really? They are?

                              [–]UnderCoverMother 1 point2 points ago

                              Growing up with my grandmother, we had assorted live stock including ducks.

                              Those... mother fuckers. They ate everything (mangling crops and ornamental plants, harassing the fish pond). They terrorized the chickens. They used the roof of the house and a landing strip making noisy take offs and landings all day. Plus, they would talk downright nasty at you if you got near them.

                              Total assholes!

                              [–]Moara7 1 point2 points ago

                              Birds are a class, not a phylum.

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                                [–]eclipse666 0 points1 point ago

                                Rabbit Season!

                                [–]oconnorda 0 points1 point ago

                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p74LfkDFwYI

                                [–]ThEgg 0 points1 point ago

                                I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!

                                [–]thehalfwit 0 points1 point ago

                                Does anyone have a mop?

                                I do believe I've wet myself.

                                [–]PdubsNWO 0 points1 point ago

                                I was gaming online earlier, and I played with someone whos handle was 'notenoughducks'. How many ducks is/isnt enough?

                                [–]ButcherOfBakersfield 0 points1 point ago

                                the gray rabbit has got some serious thousand yard stare going on.

                                [–]interroboom 0 points1 point ago

                                As a Sharks fan, I like this kid.

                                [–]2540 0 points1 point ago

                                From that moment on, zero ducks were given.

                                [–]Uber-Mensch 0 points1 point ago

                                No fux were given toward the ducks.

                                [–]MathewDonut 0 points1 point ago

                                he always hated them. look at the face http://depositphotos.com/10837676/stock-photo-Close-up-of-a-baby-in-the-bath-playing-with-a-plastic-duck.html

                                [–]forevabronze 0 points1 point ago

                                does anyone else find the big bunny kinda creepy?

                                [–]ChunkBunny 1 point2 points ago

                                Very. Maybe he's just laying low and hoping he's too heavy to be tossed.

                                [–]Ghenges 0 points1 point ago

                                That white rabbit is fucking creepy.

                                [–]Afkbio 0 points1 point ago

                                Acualy is dolan

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