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[–]Careblair3 12 points13 points ago

I can show you the world, Shining, shimmering, splendid

[–]Scepnex[S] 4 points5 points ago

I immediately began reading that with the song playing in my head, made it much better XD

[–]undercover_brony 5 points6 points ago

I've guided three people so far on their maiden voyage. One couldn't feel anything at all, one just fell asleep, and one ate everything that could be eaten in my house.

[–]seebaw 3 points4 points ago

One was a shy guy in high school. A few years after we graduated, he messages me on Facebook a 3 paragraph response about how I changed his life for the better and he wanted to thank me for opening his eyes to life.

[–]nathan426 1 point2 points ago

My best friend of 5 years didn't ever really wanna smoke but when his GF dumped him he came to his senses. One of the most fulfilling days of our friendship

[–]Canismajoris88 3 points4 points ago

My girlfriend after 2 years, planned a whole night around making sure she had fun. it worked. Weekly couple Sessions :d Secret is a High massage, NOBODY can resist that.

[–]IamTooDamHigh 3 points4 points ago

What a great feeling.......................why does this DIDGERIDO SOUND AMAZING!

[–]Scepnex[S] 2 points3 points ago

There is nothing more gentle than the beautiful WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGGGGGGGG of the didgeridoo

[–]seebaw 1 point2 points ago

Didgeridoo feels amazing too

[–]darkflavour 2 points3 points ago

Anybody seen Walk Hard? "I'm feeling there should be more aborigine percussionists. I need an army of didgeridoo's. 50,000 didgeridoos!"

[–]IamTooDamHigh 1 point2 points ago

I love that movie, you have to see the extended unrated version where they don't cut out like 30min of some of the best parts of the movie.

[–]Fillyblunts 1 point2 points ago

This girl I've been seeing is curious and might try it for the first time this weekend. Wish me luck!

[–]Scepnex[S] 1 point2 points ago

x/post from r/reactiongifs, sorry about forgetting to mention that

[–]sknabc 0 points1 point ago

I wish, when I got my friend to do it he just got really tired and has refused to give it a second go.

[–]Devon_S 0 points1 point ago

I'm getting a non-smoker friend high soon, he's finally agreed! I hope for this result.

[–]OnlySourCherry 0 points1 point ago

I introduced a friend last night. He sat in the hot tub and giggled for an hour. It was a damn good time.

[–]ebac7[!] 0 points1 point ago

This weekend I'm getting my cousin high for the first time. Can't wait :)

[–]niiimmaa 0 points1 point ago

Such a glorious moment!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I have a friend that didn't. Next day he's all "Chickenchaser, I think your weed was faulty or something."

Spoiler: it was dank. He smoked bowls and vaped. Now I've got an empty feeling in my heart. After saying how great weed is for so long you feel like a jackass when someone doesn't like it like that.

[–]seebaw 2 points3 points ago

I didn't really get high the first time I smoked.

[–]dickobags 2 points3 points ago

I didn't get high the first time, but the second time....

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Or they were curious for a long time and their friend helped them to make an informed decision about it.

Not smoking is perfectly cool, there's nothing in this post to suggest otherwise.

[–]twistandcrawl 0 points1 point ago

The post isn't implying that they were forced to smoke. At parties, especially at college, it's common for the smoking device of preference to be proffered to all in attendance. Often, social groups to have a few token members who don't usually, er, toke but, out of courtesy, are given the opportunity to hit that shit if they so choose. I've had non-ent friends come to me to smoke for their first time and I've been at parties where that person who never smokes is handed the bong and decides, fuck it, to just give it a rip.

Which is to say, then, that it's not the result of direct and intentional peer pressure that drives these people to give it a go.

[–]twistandcrawl 0 points1 point ago

Also, don't even try getting into the negative health effects/"weed fucks up lives" argument here on /r/trees. You won't win, I promise.

[–]twistandcrawl 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, that came off dickishly. What I mean is that we know the truth about trees here and we have the facts to defend against myths, so the health effects/fuck-up-a-life argument is going to fall flat.