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[–]mouthbabies 67 points68 points ago

Every day I'm cephalin'.

[–]sokratesz 2 points3 points ago

Made my morning.

[–]JackieBronassis 0 points1 point ago

Genius.

[–]Takarias -1 points0 points ago

Needs moar upvotes.

[–]feckineejit 10 points11 points ago

I think octopi are adorable!

[–]CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed 10 points11 points ago

[–]catnipassian 0 points1 point ago

Octopuses...

[–]feckineejit 4 points5 points ago

Octopoose

[–]Pieloi 2 points3 points ago

Incase anyone's wondering.

Octopuses - 'English' plural

octopodes - Greek

octopi - Latin plural

[–]Zilon 14 points15 points ago

he must have just watched some japanese porn

[–]doctorbusch 7 points8 points ago

this needs to be fixed to "woop woop woop woop". youre not doing it right.

[–]VirtuallyUnknown 1 point2 points ago

I see my ex is back in town.

[–]PullOutBoy 1 point2 points ago

I imagine this thing saying "woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop" as it runs away.

[–]scottypimpin19 1 point2 points ago

[–]puppetmast 1 point2 points ago

that's not a mimic octopus it's just pretending to be.

[–]JackieBronassis 1 point2 points ago

You shouldn't nope an animal that is smarter than most of your kids. Just saying. Mimic octopuses are fucking badass. If you'd like a nope fish, why not try a Goblin Shark? :)

[–]FuckThis_ImOut 2 points3 points ago

No, the octopus/mimic octopus is the one saying nope as it runs away.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And they only live a year... :(

And the mothers always die when they reproduce.

[–]HeLlOtHeRee 0 points1 point ago

I think it's awesome

[–]septimus379 0 points1 point ago

How do you know he's not running towards it???

[–]discoparty 0 points1 point ago

looks like a guy in an elephant costume running across

[–]synicalx1 0 points1 point ago

TIL, octopi can run

[–]kingdom_ruler338 0 points1 point ago

Thought this was going to be a spider with spiders on the spider because spiders. Was pleasantly surprised to see a nice gif.

[–]funkolai 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure the OP meant that the octopus is 'nope-ing' away from something truly nope-worthy, not that the octopus itself should be noped at.

[–]gerb993 0 points1 point ago

All I could think of after seeing this was my arch nemesis from my childhood days. Anyone else?

[–]Kthulu666 0 points1 point ago

I see no problem with this.

[–]DaBomb1 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious

[–]Gortos 0 points1 point ago

Octopodes are awesome. The only reason they have not invented nuclear power yet is that they live such a short time. Maybe they still will, maybe they are Earth's Salarians.

[–]Vindaver 0 points1 point ago

i laughed way to hard at this.

[–]kenored 0 points1 point ago

that bird got down's

[–]HerpvonderpingtonIII 0 points1 point ago

Octopus are my favorite sea animal and do not go out of their way to hurt people, same with spiders

[–]DominantWalrus 0 points1 point ago

[–]jordan9001 0 points1 point ago

It looks like "OPEN" over and over with bad kerning.

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]mumbly__joe 0 points1 point ago

Pussy x 8.

[–]xxllamacornxx -1 points0 points ago

And not a single fuck was given that day

[–]insertsomethinclever -1 points0 points ago

Ha stupid octopus...why run when you can swim? Better yet why not zoidberg?

[–]Heidi927 -2 points-1 points ago

Finally a " nope" of something that actually freaks me out!

[–]AntonJokinen -2 points-1 points ago

I am not afraid of Octopi. If they try to fuck with me I will punch them straight in their beak. We shall see how they like that.

[–]JayyDol 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I'd like to see how that turns out:)