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[–]DDRandfrikindahh 17 points18 points ago

My favorite part was when everybody forgot how to play hockey at the same time.

[–]MasticatedJesus 12 points13 points ago

Ah, Carlo Colaiacovo. Perhaps if your bones weren't made of glass, you'd be remembered for more than this .gif.

edit: Go Blues!

[–]SupahRad 7 points8 points ago

Yay go blues!

[–]Daniel022 2 points3 points ago

So long, Coco.

[–]BigStick7 2 points3 points ago

As a die hard Blues fan I always enjoy seeing this reposted. Go Blues!

[–]Ihateyourdick 10 points11 points ago

It just gets better and better.

[–]thejackash 8 points9 points ago

Dang, I miss hockey already.

[–]fdf06 0 points1 point ago

Yep.

[–]goneroguebrb 2 points3 points ago

I don't care how many times I've seen this; it is my favorite gif of all time.

[–]Dieck_Pwns_All 1 point2 points ago

And I jizzed in my pants

[–]Capnwinkey 1 point2 points ago

of course it would be the blues...I root for the fucking team and all they can muster up is this horse-shit

[–]Terok23 1 point2 points ago

The blues won the division this year and made it further in the playoffs than 22 of the other 29 teams in the league did. Could be worse.

[–]themanofchaps 1 point2 points ago

The hockey team that talent forgot

[–]thisperson123 3 points4 points ago

M. Night Shyamalan is at work here.

[–]whyunogivemegoodname 4 points5 points ago

That expression was amazing. Laughed so hard at this.

[–]pixelrage 1 point2 points ago

That's his heavy metal scream

[–]BurntTheToast 2 points3 points ago

NO IT'S HIS WAR FACE.

[–]m4d_g0d_c4o5e7h 0 points1 point ago

No it's his "I'm not getting any airtime" face

[–]timeel39 3 points4 points ago

As a Red Wings fan, this makes me happy

[–]Roastbeast74122 1 point2 points ago

my sentiments exactly.

[–]insertsomethinclever 0 points1 point ago

That is the face of agony.

[–]55thParallel 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the Internet.

[–]TheOfficialDobmox 0 points1 point ago

But did he score?

[–]evilbrent 0 points1 point ago

yeah. what is going on here?

[–]Terok23 0 points1 point ago

He did not score. The player who slams his face in the glass did get called for a tripping penalty. You can see the ref signalling in the background.

[–]kingdom_ruler338 0 points1 point ago

When people say hockey is boring I show them this gif.

[–]evilbrent -1 points0 points ago

I watched the gif. It's still boring.

What's supposed to be happening in this one? It just looks like a bunch of people slipping around and knocking each other over.

[–]kingdom_ruler338 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry you don't understand hockey >:

[–]evilbrent -3 points-2 points ago

that's ok.

btw, do you understand aussie rules football? it's a thousand times more popular in Australia than your funny little hockey is in Canada.

Anyway, seriously. What happens? Is it a goal? I don't get it.

[–]kingdom_ruler338 1 point2 points ago

Also: Up votes for you for not being a prick _^

[–]BitingBurrows 1 point2 points ago

Is that possible? We've had 5 hockey riots here. We also have kids playing hockey on the back of our 5 dollar bill.

[–]evilbrent 0 points1 point ago

http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/5436313

This is an ordinary Saturday crowd. On a big day they'll get easily 80,000. And that's just at the MCG. Fair enough, true hockey fans and true footy fans are probably just as crazy as each other. I just have doubts that hockey is as pervasive as footy is here.

[–]BitingBurrows 1 point2 points ago

Dude trust me if any of the Canadian teams were to host a game in a stadium that big it'd sell out right away. In Winnipeg they sold out like 10 years worth of season tickets in an hour. Also next year their will be a game held in Detroit between the Red Wings and Toronto Maple Leafs in a stadium that will hold 100,000. Trust me dude. it's as big possibly bigger

[–]Bridgemaster11 0 points1 point ago

Almost our entire country plays hockey. Any canadian grandmother can tell you that Los Angeles just won the cup. It's the single most pervasive element in our culture.

[–]kingdom_ruler338 1 point2 points ago

When the puck (little black thing) goes in the net yes it is a goal. This however is a shitstorm of hockey players who have forgotten how to skate and decided to slide all over the ice. The funny part was when the guy slid into the goalie and then it just got better when the blue guy got smashed into the plexi glass.

I decided not to use names so you wouldn't be confused.

[–]Arngrim60D 0 points1 point ago

Woke my wife up from laughing to hard in bed

[–]Few_Witty_Comments 0 points1 point ago

"Seems like things,"

put on sunglasses

"spun out of control"

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"Oh, teehee, wow, he's totally taking out that goalie. I'm sure that warrants a penalt-OH GOD"

[–]vengefulvulture -1 points0 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09RUuTAM2H0&feature=channel&list=UL I was listening to this while watching this gif.. needless to say I am satisfied.

[–]brittsuzanne -1 points0 points ago

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan