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[–]DadOfWhiteJesus 17 points18 points ago

As my son once said so aptly, "stop sharing so much bro."

[–]InfernoParadox 24 points25 points ago

Jesus said that?

[–]shasta0masta 13 points14 points ago

no, White Jesus said that.

[–]bsonk 2 points3 points ago

[–]Pumpkin_Alient 4 points5 points ago

Nah man white God said that. I read it somewhere one time.

[–]milluh_hagh_lif 2 points3 points ago

Wow, this just dawned on me. I run out of ganja too fast because I share all the time. Oh well, makes for good times!

[–]DadOfWhiteJesus 1 point2 points ago

LPT You can still share your reefer, but put some aside from each bag for personal use.

[–]omgitskevin 33 points34 points ago

Jesus man, slow down :)

[–]YNinja58 17 points18 points ago

Jesus man? Worst. Super hero. Ever.

[–]kiwipineapple 9 points10 points ago

[–]omgitskevin 2 points3 points ago

be right back I need to wipe the tears away from my eyes!

[–]OminousReaper 5 points6 points ago

why?

[–]omgitskevin 11 points12 points ago

cause trees need to be enjoyed not ran a train on!

[–]DiamENT 7 points8 points ago

sadly a high tolerance needs more for smoke. Even after i took a 2 month tolerance break. a week later back to the retarded high tolerance. my 8ths last me two days when i have nothing to do the whole day (usually weekends) but even with work an 8th will last me 3-4 days tops.

[–]omgitskevin 5 points6 points ago

feel you on that one bro

Relevant

[–]str8offdaiphone 0 points1 point ago

pussies, man.

[–]veisc2 0 points1 point ago

wtf? an 8th lasts you guys a week? and 8th is like 4 joints :(

[–]DankBeard 0 points1 point ago

Or 7-14 bowl packs depending on how much you pack, your habits, etc.

[–]rorykane 8 points9 points ago

[–]DiamENT 5 points6 points ago

FUCKING TITS! was hoping someone would post this.

[–]IronLung420 8 points9 points ago

Just bought a quarter yesterday. That's gone now [7]

[–]hogie276 2 points3 points ago

lol

[–]DiamENT 1 point2 points ago

GOD BALLS! that is a little too much! but keep on tokin

[–]PancakeMonkeypants 1 point2 points ago

Is it too much weed or too much money? Think about it.

[–]BananaWhip 0 points1 point ago

hahaha, so true my man so true. Just imagine how many grams people smoke with ciggarettes. I'm over overpriced weed.

[–]DiamENT 0 points1 point ago

a stoner wont care what it costs them if it means them getting high.

[–]DiamENT 0 points1 point ago

If they can afford it that is haha

[–]glitchdocta 3 points4 points ago

I'm at about an eighth every 2 weeks or so right now... gotta make dat shit last

[–]hogie276 0 points1 point ago

this is the goal that i would like to hit.

[–]DankBeard 0 points1 point ago

We need a /r/treesfrugal. I'd be all over that.

[–]hermezconrad 2 points3 points ago

My brother and I say that all the time when we run dry, Kicked another bong AND ITS GONE!!!! You're weed, its gone, its all gone

[–]MsTerryMan[S] 3 points4 points ago

Don't worry, we can just transfer trees from my bag into yours.... annnnnnd it's gone.

[–]jozborn 1 point2 points ago

This post...are you me?

[–]MsTerryMan[S] 2 points3 points ago

Search your feelings

[–]funkybart 1 point2 points ago

i bought a quad a new bong on my last pay day, was super stoked and thought it would last 2 weeks until payday tomorrow to get more, i've been out and broke since saturday.

[–]I_REMEMBERNOTHING 1 point2 points ago

ill just take that, move it from your pocket to the vaporiser, aaand its gone

[–]MDSSlol 1 point2 points ago

Best $45 I've ever spent

[–]Irate_Alpaca 1 point2 points ago

Ever since I got a mind numbing desk job I've been finishing off about an ounce a week.

[–]ToStateTheObvious 1 point2 points ago

Between 1 and 3 joints a day I blow through a quarter a week. And from these other comments I can see that other ents make do with much less. I really should try to cut down.

[–]IronLungJ 0 points1 point ago

Snoop be smoking ounces a day

[–]According_To_Me 4 points5 points ago

Dude, one bowl can last 4-6 hours. I'm not trying to tell you how to carry out your sessions, but spread that grass out.

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[–]According_To_Me 3 points4 points ago

hhehe, right you are. I'm so used to smoking by myself

[–]Dabears2240 0 points1 point ago

Me and my friends have gone through an 8th in about 30 minutes

[–]DiamENT 2 points3 points ago

if your tolerance is low. even with real good dank a bowl will last me (straight rip) a good 45 min high. if i take my time and take bbreaks inbetween each hit on a bowl it will last 2 hours tops. if you are high for 4 -6 hours from one bowl. Iam jelly of your low tolerance!

[–]mc42069 0 points1 point ago

**** If your tolerance is low ***

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 2 points3 points ago

Well I'm not that good with it, but I would usually make a gram last at least 24 hours, and I was good at not getting out of sync. I bought an eighth last Saturday and in less than 1 day I smoked it all. I felt so ashamed, but equally high.

[–]According_To_Me 5 points6 points ago

haha, I understand that, I have a friend that can smoke 1/8 a day. I just like to make my stash last as long as possible

[–]hogie276 0 points1 point ago

i try to roll 3 blunts per gram, and then only smoke half a blunt at a time. if you roll em right, you can get a good # of drags on them

[–]damian001 0 points1 point ago

4-6 hours? More like 4-6 seconds through my bong.

[–]DankBeard 0 points1 point ago

Speak for yourself man, don't forget about tolerance.

[–]hanzvermhatt 4 points5 points ago

Ents that think going through an eighth in a day is too much: You're doing it wrong.

[–]PapauNewGuinea 23 points24 points ago

And also not spending ten grand a year on weed.

[–]hogie276 3 points4 points ago

this dude is on my level with every one of his comments. i would like to high five you through reddit Papau.

[–]NoSeedsNoSeeds 0 points1 point ago

21,900 where im from

[–]hanzvermhatt 0 points1 point ago

If you can afford it, who cares? I sure don't.

[–]412420 1 point2 points ago

How to tell if you're a lightweight with trees: You think a cut (an eighth) is a substantial amount of weed.

[–]WMurphy96 6 points7 points ago

I'm a lightweight. I'm glad I'm a lightweight though.

[–]theleanmc 0 points1 point ago

This. It's so cost effective!

[–]WMurphy96 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. Week and a half to go through a dub? Sounds good to me.

[–]str8offdaiphone 2 points3 points ago

aye. many a time i have rolled eight blunts to celebrate special occasions. >,<

[–]MelsEpicWheelTime 2 points3 points ago

How to tell if you dont live anywhere near a medicinal state

FTFY

[–]412420 0 points1 point ago

Pennsylvania. Try again.

[–]lampkyter 0 points1 point ago

I got scared. I go through an 8th in a few days.

[–]DiamENT 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for stating this.

[–]MalanoMan 1 point2 points ago

I just don't understand how people go through bud so quickly. For me, an eighth takes me like 2-3 weeks to get through even if I'm sharing with my frients.

[–]TheophilusHuxtable 0 points1 point ago

mhhmmmm.

[–]NeonVolcom 0 points1 point ago

My tolerance is so low. A half eighth lasts me a week and a half to 2 weeks with me and a friend.

[–]nn-DMT 0 points1 point ago

you mean a sixteenth? is there someone out there who sells 1.75g of pot?

[–]NeonVolcom 0 points1 point ago

I'm rather new to this, so I am not sure the exact measurements and stuff, but it is a sixteenth for $25 and a 20 sack for $20. I have never bought anything bigger; I've never needed to.

[–]hogie276 0 points1 point ago

everytime dude!!

[–]Frient_of_a_Frient 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]pacitman 0 points1 point ago

haha same here man. two days of flyin solo.

[–]lemonchicken91 0 points1 point ago

Last semester an eighth was 2 and a half days. Now im at day 6 with still some bud left. I used to have a mflb but someone broke it, been using a 15' ph(x) straight tube and its nice but burns through bud faster than a vape.

[–]lemonchicken91 0 points1 point ago

Bongs also are easier to burn weed just because they are so fun. It can be hard to smoke that same amount out of a chillum

[–]zibzub 0 points1 point ago

The more you buy, the faster you'll smoke it.

[–]gman1216 0 points1 point ago

Its terrible me to!!!!

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

Man, and I thought I was smoking a lot. I smoked literally everyday, but a dime lasted me like 3-4 weeks

[–]DiamENT 3 points4 points ago

how the fuck do you smoke EVERYDAY and have a DIME last you a month? a dime is no more than 4-5 medium bowls.

[–]TimesWasting -1 points0 points ago

Maybe its not a dime then. It's 10 dollars worth. Also my pipe is a small metal one and I don't make my bowls too big because 2-3 hits get me to a comfortable [5]

[–]Sandaholic 0 points1 point ago

Soooo... apple?

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

? I like the icon but I have a regular pipe

[–]Sandaholic 0 points1 point ago

a dime wont last 3-4 weeks using a bowl, unless you smoke once a week.

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

It does with me though. Maybe I just smoke small bowls or something but when I buy a dime it lasts even though I smoked everyday.

All I know is, I pay 10 dollars for weed, and it lasts a few weeks smoking once a day

[–]Aphetto 0 points1 point ago

Ok, this is easier said than done for some folks, but its good to vary the type of strain you smoke. You can grow tolerances to certain highs. Also, i find vaping or using a waterpipe can conserve more than rolling with paper/leaves. If you enjoy rolling, think about using a lower quality bud (regular) as you would use tobacco in a spliff, to fill them out with something dryer and less costly.

[–]DopestDopedOutDoper 0 points1 point ago

i buy a half o at a time n make it lasts about 3 weeks. i smoke as much as i want when ever i want too

[–]WMurphy96 0 points1 point ago

Jesus. It took me a full week and a half to get through my last dub.

[–]UnderclassWEED 0 points1 point ago

Eight last you a week what do you smoke like .5 a day? i smoke like half an ounce a week bout 2.0 a day

[–]casperteh_ll 0 points1 point ago

it's only acceptable to smoke an eight in a day, if you smoke some people out, anything more then 1g a day is useless imo.

[–]Scylok 0 points1 point ago

Same man, Rush's new album came out so I bought one and smoked it all in one big paper with two friend's in a summer house. That was an almighty joint.

[–]Kennyman2000 0 points1 point ago

Story of my life

[–]i_go_to_uri 0 points1 point ago

That happened to me with my last four eights. 3 days later aaaaaaaaand its gone.

[–]J_a_day 0 points1 point ago

this is me with 1/2 O's and i'm a stud[ent] that gets them for $185 :(

[–]dr41n 0 points1 point ago

This is my reaction any time I get a great high-dea

[–]brilliantmojo 1 point2 points ago

an eighth??? i use .5 a week!!!

[–]Secret_StoopKid 1 point2 points ago

hey even though you don't smoke that much, people shouldn't downvote you. One man's .5 is another mans eighth.... or something like that..

[–]brilliantmojo 2 points3 points ago

ya wth i ddnt think u guys would be mad at me for no smoking ask much as u guys

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[–]PapauNewGuinea 19 points20 points ago

A gram lasts me about a month, vaping every day.

That works out to be 12-16 hours a day high on average.

I do not believe you.

[–]SuspiciousQuotes 1 point2 points ago

It's true man...but I am new to trees as well. I bought 1.4g sack in the beginning of may and I still have a lot. Vape every couple days or every other day.

Edit: idk about the 16 hours a day stuff though...usually last me a few hours

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[–]SuspiciousQuotes 0 points1 point ago

Sorry I was confused.

[–]Madprofeser 0 points1 point ago

"Although I just started trees recently"

This. An 1/8th use to last me a month smoking every day at least once, and it went on like this for a while. Then quite suddenly it seemed I go through and 1/8th a week. Damn I need to take a T-break.

Yes, I have and MLFB, and a V-tower.

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[–]DiamENT 0 points1 point ago

I took a two month tolerance break and after that an 8th lasted me two weeks. but after those two weeks A bowl would not get me as high as i'd like. my high tolerance came back almost with a damn vengeance. but worth it for those two weeks of awesomeness.

[–]412420 0 points1 point ago

Enjoy having little to no tolerance while it lasts. 8 hits would have me high for about 15-30 minutes not 16 hours. If I took them one at a time, I wouldn't get high.

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[–]412420 1 point2 points ago

No, but I've been meaning to try that though. Tolerance isn't all bad though, being able to do anything or go anywhere and be high without people noticing is really nice. Plus my eyes completely stopped getting red/squinty a long time ago.

[–]NoSeedsNoSeeds -1 points0 points ago

An mflb full trench is .3 grams. Which is 300 milligrams. You say you fill 1/4 of that so your trench has 75 milligrams of weed. When Magic Flight says a trench is 50-100 milligrams they are talking about volume but liquid is much denser and heavier than trees. An eith lasts me about a month and we have a similar procedure.

[–]ZerglingBBQ 0 points1 point ago

I make a half 8th last for like 3 weeks. You are blowing right through that stuff dude.

[–]nn-DMT 2 points3 points ago

Agreed. My wife and I smoke every day (all day on the weekends) and we can stretch an eighth well past a month if need be. Time to vape bro.

[–]11112222333344445555 -2 points-1 points ago

You're so full of shit. 2 people smoking once a day even with a vape is atleast .2 (.1 each). After 2 weeks you smoked 2.8g. If you smoke all day on the weekend you'd have .7 for 4 days.

So either way you're high for like an hour or you're lying.

[–]nn-DMT 2 points3 points ago

Well I agree with your math and I guess it does seem improbable but it still is what it is. We don't smoke like teenagers anymore and at nearly 30 our body metabolizes the THC much slower than it did 10 or 15 years ago, ergo it takes less and lasts longer. Lastly I buy top notch pot and put it through a top notch vaporizer. We take 2-3 hits in the evening during the week maybe 4-5 each on a weekend day (what I should have said is we stay high all day not smoke all day). If I load a bowl in the evening after work it will get us both high for that night and partly if not all the way through the next. Couple that with kief, vaporizer hash, and the occasional toke with friends and it somehow works out.

tl;dr an eighth can last us a month, 0 fucks given if you dont believe me.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Sorry to be a dick, but this took about zero effort and the joke has been made before. I haven't been here for too long, but shit, trees really is digressing.