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[–]alwaysdoubledown 69 points70 points ago

Haven't done it in about 20 years. Will do it tonight. Alone. In my apartment. While my cats watch.

[–]uchihaoverlord 22 points23 points ago

I will be watching too. O_O

[–]necrodude 8 points9 points ago

The imagery is perfect.

[–]no9 2 points3 points ago

I used to put on a red cap and my cat would freak out and run away. I can't even begin to imagine how his cats are going to react to this.

[–]heylittlemouth 1 point2 points ago

I have never done this, how do they do it?

[–]Turduckenfrank 160 points161 points ago

This is my courtship dance. It has never failed.

[–]Slayer1973 76 points77 points ago

Let me show you the dance of my people...

Begins awkward pumping motions

[–]rgalzera 180 points181 points ago

pumpers like to pump.

[–]happygerbil 102 points103 points ago

Pumpers need to pump.

[–]silent_p 85 points86 points ago

Pumpers be pumpin'.

Let's pumpers!

Let's...

pumppumppumppump p-p-pumppumppumppumppumppump

[–]bluesexplosionATTACK 23 points24 points ago

wow you even had the right amount of pumps. Great Job!

[–]vans1170 21 points22 points ago

thanks cinco!

[–]happygerbil 1 point2 points ago

Ciiiinco needs your help!

[–]MasterBistro 11 points12 points ago

[–]JdaveA 1 point2 points ago

Tumblers better that Pumpers. I- I need Tumblers. Look at those Tumblers. Ain't- ain't those Tumblers cute?

[–]sweatydingus 6 points7 points ago

i clicked this thread just to find this inevitable duo of posts.

[–]featurecreature 32 points33 points ago

tumblahs better than pumpahs

[–]ajsatx 7 points8 points ago

Shrimp.. and white wine!

[–]7a50n 2 points3 points ago

Beav, Beav, Beaver...wait what's going on here? This is Pumpers.

[–]jmoney747 1 point2 points ago

Ain't those tumblers cute?

[–]uchihaoverlord 4 points5 points ago

I kinda wish this form of pumping had caught on in place of fist pumping as we know it. What I wouldn't give to see a group of orange spray tanned idiots, dressed in a long sleeve sweat shirt, hopping around the room doing this.

[–]ianiandinosour 1 point2 points ago

pumpers keep pumping!

[–]the_str 2 points3 points ago

pumpers are better than humpers

[–]ace45hipo 487 points488 points ago

Am I the only person who has never done this, I feel as If I'm missing out ?

[–]hbdgas 144 points145 points ago

I feel like this is something that you need to be a very specific age to have seen/done, and it's the median age of redditors.

Edit: It looks like 22±2 is the sweet spot for people who replied to this confirming they'd seen it. There was one outlier and also some regional dependence.

[–]AlisonCreates 50 points51 points ago

I have never seen anyone do this.

[–]JackieOrgasm 24 points25 points ago

Me either. Nor heard of anyone doing this. I'm entirely confused on what I missed out on. What's the story behind this, it looks dumb.

[–]Khalexus 10 points11 points ago

How old are you, out of curiosity?

[–]JackieOrgasm 4 points5 points ago

23

[–]Khalexus 6 points7 points ago

Interesting. I'm 23 and I remember doing it all the time as a kid. Wonder if it's a locality thing as well as an age thing, I'm Aussie.

Or maybe we're just in some exclusive club of chest pumpers!

[–]CaptainBoots 6 points7 points ago

20, from Florida and I remember doing this.

[–]Ocramzeej66 2 points3 points ago

I'm 24, never seen/heard of this. What do?

[–]Khalexus 2 points3 points ago

Check the other comments to see how it works, stand in front of the mirror and give it a shot! It's hilarious.

[–]MoonshineSchneider 1 point2 points ago

I'm 24 and I saw people do this all the time as a kid. And participated. No regrets.

[–]kailuh0h9 3 points4 points ago

I'm 20 and in Texas. I remember doing this also all the time

[–]JackieOrgasm 2 points3 points ago

Might be. I'm American, Alabama to be specific.

[–]MoonshineSchneider 1 point2 points ago

I'm American (Massachusetts) and 24, saw people do this all the time. You missed out.

[–]flocsssszmb 1 point2 points ago

We're still doing this in Iowa...

[–]bushiyigesanmingzhi 10 points11 points ago

How old do you have to be to get this? At 26, I can honestly say I've never seen this before.

[–]seymour1 1 point2 points ago

I'm 35 and remember this from when I was in grade school. Tomorrow I plan on teaching this to my children to hopefully start a whole new generation of shirt pumpers.

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[–]r_slash 1 point2 points ago

I'm 12 and what is this?

[–]BL0NDEEEEE 1 point2 points ago

Im 24, this sums up my childhood.

[–]RuafaolGaiscioch 4 points5 points ago

What is the median age of redditors?

[–]FranzWilhelmIII 13 points14 points ago

I vaguely remember seeing someone do this but don't remember how it works...tutorial anyone? Haha

[–]BeardedBagels 85 points86 points ago

It requires a shirt, sweater, or jacket with long sleeves. Take your entire arm out of one of the sleeves and discretely place that arm's hand on your chest or shoulder by your other arm (under the shirt of course).

Now take your other arm and connect it to the empty sleeve by inserting just your hand in the wrist area of the empty sleeve (fiddle around so it comes out looking like you are holding hands by yourself).

Lastly, the movement: push your concealed elbow up so it protrudes from the chest area (while still under the shirt) and your other arm down. Then reverse the movement so your concealed arm goes down and your other goes up.

[–]kingdavecako 29 points30 points ago

10/10 tutorial. You should write "Shirt Pumping for Dummies".

[–]BeardedBagels 14 points15 points ago

I've already got a few chapters written, but I need a publisher and probably an editor too because my grammar is ungood.

[–]handbannana 1 point2 points ago

Pumpers gonna pump

[–]Khalexus 3 points4 points ago

I never thought about using the elbow, I always used my fist to make the shirt pump.

[–]CrazyPurpleBacon 7 points8 points ago

You can use your hand to push the shirt up and down, it doesn't have to be the elbow.

[–]Ybrik2010 2 points3 points ago

I feel like a dumbass doing it. XDD

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 94 points95 points ago

Step 1: have a large penis.

[–]VerySpecialK 11 points12 points ago

Step 2: Be attractive.

We finally found the perfect step 1

[–]FuCKiNTowel 3 points4 points ago

Don't forget step 3: stamina

[–]Bernie_Roscoe 7 points8 points ago

What's big? Isn't average like 9 inches or so?

[–]Mecha-Shiva 33 points34 points ago

No 9 inches is tiny.

[–]CannibalisticVegan 19 points20 points ago

I feel as if I'm witnessing a conversation between equines.

[–]Mecha-Shiva 1 point2 points ago

Oh sorry I thought this was horsereddit. It's reddit for horses.

[–]chili_in_urethra 1 point2 points ago

HELLO YES THIS IS HORSE

[–]FaceOfBear15 7 points8 points ago

sob

[–]Hoodstomp36 1 point2 points ago

I remember doing this when i was little not understanding why it was inappropriate, then one day it came to me...

[–]CanNotTellYa 1 point2 points ago

Are you sure the median age of redditors is what you Mean?

[–]Seicair 12 points13 points ago

Not only have I never done that, I've never seen anyone do that, and am wondering wtf is going on.

[–]votesgoup 9 points10 points ago

Give it a go, you will not regret it.

[–]adrift98 16 points17 points ago

I've never done that. No lie.

[–]Eraser1024 19 points20 points ago

I not only never done this, but also haven't seen it before.

ps I'm almost sure I've just misgrammared. If that's the case, correct me please.

[–]ProbablyInteresting 1 point2 points ago

Since you offered...

*seen

[–]Leedimus 3 points4 points ago

Also

  • have

[–]amonkeyburgundy 3 points4 points ago

I have never seen anyone do this.

[–]ceejiesqueejie 3 points4 points ago

Well, no better time to start!

[–]MBSquared 3 points4 points ago

Dude, you're missing out. Try it in the mirror.

[–]skakruk 2 points3 points ago

Whaaaat, yes you are fucking missing out, I did this all the time in high school. Many lulz were had...

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

As a guy who can't stand being hot, I rarely wore anything with long sleeves to school.

[–]walking_away_ 1 point2 points ago

I am not even sure how to do it...

[–]Rokey76 1 point2 points ago

You aren't. OP is just an idiot.

[–]pennywiser 25 points26 points ago

[–]AsylumPlagueRat 10 points11 points ago

Regular show has done... EVERYTHING.

[–]JdaveA 6 points7 points ago

You know who else has done everything?

[–]chriskevini 3 points4 points ago

The comment question of the day...

[–]TheDiscoBastard 2 points3 points ago

I've always wanted to date a girl named "the power"

[–]chewyt 1 point2 points ago

ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO THE MOON!

[–]MasterNyx 19 points20 points ago

Oh my god. I feel like a character in an amnesia thriller. You just made me remember something for the first time in twenty years. WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING FROM ME?

[–]kebmoslice 69 points70 points ago

Tumblers better than Pumpers

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

You take that back.

[–]Mekroth 3 points4 points ago

Tumblers so much better.

[–]jourdone 1 point2 points ago

this is what i came here to find.

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[–]Sarabi05 172 points173 points ago

Step 1) grow another arm

Step 2) pump that shit

[–]Kuonji 63 points64 points ago

Step 3) Shrimp and White Wine

[–]scooterbill 18 points19 points ago

Sweet berry wine!!! Heowheow

[–]xVerified 25 points26 points ago

AIN'T NO WAY I'M SPITTIN' THIS OUT YA DHINGUS

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[–]xVerified 2 points3 points ago

dude.. idk

[–]Cullly 2 points3 points ago

Says 12 pts now: 4 up, 1 down

[–]Nj_all_day 5 points6 points ago

B-b-beaver Boys

[–]dublued 67 points68 points ago

  • Wear full sleeve shirt
  • Take your left arm out of the sleeve and into your shirt. This sleeve will now be empty.
  • Take your right hand, and insert it into the opening of the left sleeve.
  • Raise your right arm up so it looks like both of your arms are in the air
  • Pump downward as you push out your left hand from under your shirt.
  • Repeat the last 2 steps.
  • Bonus: Do squats as you pump for added effect.

[–]Trip_McNeely 24 points25 points ago

This makes it seem so much more difficult than it is.

[–]Khalexus 2 points3 points ago

I never thought about doing squats until this post, that's hilarious. I always just chased people while pumping.

[–]Piepig 19 points20 points ago

Take your arm out of your sleeve. Hold sleeve with other hand. The rest comes natural.

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[–]nr1212 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, I didn't know how to do it either... I thought they had some device in their shirt to pump for them. EDIT: Spelling

[–]xblindguardianx 39 points40 points ago

hmmm I suppose I haven't done this... tries it ... looks like I will never stop doing it now.

[–]m1a1tanksauce 9 points10 points ago

Everyone in elementary school used to do this and the "suck it" symbol from WWE where you cross your arms in an X and throw it over your crotch. I don't think anyone knew what it meant.

[–]stfuthisisme 2 points3 points ago

It was d'Generation X from WWF. X-pac was always my favorite... then I grew up.

[–]Fritzman1998 11 points12 points ago

Wtf.

[–]thisistooeasy777 12 points13 points ago

I can honestly say that not only have I never done this, I can't recall ever seeing anyone else do it. You have opened my eyes to a world of possibilities.

[–]lan_solo 25 points26 points ago

[–]shirtface 3 points4 points ago

That link doesn't work for Canadians but this one does

edit: forgot to add work

[–]smalltowngirltv 1 point2 points ago

None of them work for me :(

[–]Karl_Marx_ 4 points5 points ago

I totally forgot about this, time to bust it out at the next friendly get together.

[–]aieaieaieaie 5 points6 points ago

[–]MeGrimlock4 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, but I didn't look that cool...

[–]skakruk 1 point2 points ago

I think it's not really well done in this post, the penis looks like it comes out of their chests... mine and my friends' looked a lot cooler.

[–]andrewsmith1986 74 points75 points ago

I never stopped.

[–]24cal 20 points21 points ago

Never stopped....ever

[–]radbrad7 14 points15 points ago

In fact, i'm doing it right now.

[–]Laaoa47 2 points3 points ago

I wish I could say this was a story about how I got on the bus a boy and got off a man more cynical, hardened, mature and shit. But that's not true. The truth is I got on the bus a boy, and I never got off the bus. I still haven't.

[–]thoven 4 points5 points ago

Well, the aliens are sure having a fabulous time after their screentime in Prometheus...

[–]shortbuswizard 25 points26 points ago

Tim and Eric?

[–]cptnteneal 18 points19 points ago

Pumpers

[–]schavira 3 points4 points ago

Tumblers

[–]Iblizzard92123 6 points7 points ago

mhhm

[–]Papabudkin 4 points5 points ago

Godamnit, the song Pretty Woman was playing on Futurama and it synced up with this gif

[–]LiveByTheGuN 3 points4 points ago

I honestly can't stop laughing.

[–]specialdefects 2 points3 points ago

To whoever invented this: thank you.

[–]MxDaleth 3 points4 points ago

Why would someone lie about this?

[–]asummer914 4 points5 points ago

I remember kids doing this in elementary school. Where did it come from?

[–]BreezyDreamy 3 points4 points ago

Seriously, who started this?! That's what I want to know.

[–]thisisme5 1 point2 points ago

Can't believe I came so far down and no one at least addressed this. What the fuck is this?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I can't stop watching. Is anyone else having this problem?

[–]Clayburn 8 points9 points ago

I....don't know what this is.

[–]pollock1945 13 points14 points ago

I have never done this in my entire life.

[–]MasterBistro 1 point2 points ago

Now's your chance.

[–]GoodguyGerg 5 points6 points ago

Open in new tab. Makes it a little better. But how many more gifs could be better just by adding a little Du Hast. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My0HQ0QkGLQ#

[–]liforrevenge 8 points9 points ago

[–]injekted 2 points3 points ago

Won't lie; still do

[–]RIP_Adrienne 2 points3 points ago

I find the part with the camera under them hilarious looking

[–]zitfarmer 2 points3 points ago

Im doing it right now.

[–]GrilledCheeser 2 points3 points ago

They always find a way to work Eric's taint into the mix.

[–]bender445 2 points3 points ago

r/timanderic deserves a plug here

[–]coconutoctopus 2 points3 points ago

I could never get it as perfect as them...

[–]RB94 2 points3 points ago

That's an interesting way to fap. Must try this.

[–]nickminunni 2 points3 points ago

That underneath nutsack shot is what makes this gif

[–]Mitochondria420 2 points3 points ago

This motion is funny every time I see it. Cannot not laugh, usually pretty hard.

[–]uhoh1t5tay 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only person who made a beat in my head to them doing this?

[–]haprdgn 2 points3 points ago

The thing is, I don't just LIKE to do this. I actually NEED to.

[–]bleedthenutshell 2 points3 points ago

Pumpers gotta pump

[–]load_more_comets 2 points3 points ago

The bearded man had black briefs on.

[–]imlikewat 5 points6 points ago

Can't...stop...looking. It's so hypnotic.

[–]anal_travesties 8 points9 points ago

If you look closely you can see they have an arm hidden under their shirt.

[–]JimothyBilliam 6 points7 points ago

Pumpers better than humpers

[–]luxury_yacht 3 points4 points ago

I used to do this. I still do, but I used to too.

[–]App1e5auce 8 points9 points ago

Don't lie, you did this.

p.s. I didn't even make a shitty FIXED thread like a shitty shithead.

[–]angoodkind 1 point2 points ago

But definitely not in shorts like those...

[–]s0faking 1 point2 points ago

I feel like it took me far too long to figure out what was happening in this gif.

[–]Kintobor 1 point2 points ago

Watching this in time to Kraftwerk's Home Computer. Strangely hypnotic.

[–]TheFlickeringSon 1 point2 points ago

Goes really well to music this

[–]bax101 1 point2 points ago

Awesome. Great Job!!!

[–]mongzords 1 point2 points ago

Video of gif

Possibly the most awesome thing in existence.

[–]chewyt 1 point2 points ago

Went to this thread to find this comment. :)

[–]Goblyn614 1 point2 points ago

When I was 8 my mom hired a magician for my birthday and I had never seen this before, he proceeded to do this and mindfucked the shit out of me. Literally.

[–]j0nnyr0y 1 point2 points ago

i still do this (mostly cause tim & eric reminded me how awesome it was)

[–]SpottieOttie 1 point2 points ago

TUMBLERS BETTA THAN PUMPERS

[–]Gypster233 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could up vote this a million times!!!

[–]largerpenis 1 point2 points ago

No. no, i did not do this.

[–]hdadeathly 1 point2 points ago

LET'S PUMP IT!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for T&E reference.

[–]mkicon 1 point2 points ago

I always thought it was supposed to look like a HUGE cock. Their shirt lifting ruins this illusion.

[–]TeethofBusey 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, when I was 7 years old. Then it stopped being neat. But this is a very valid front page submission to reddit. I need to go eat that $5 sandwich now.

[–]krugnasty 1 point2 points ago

PUMPAS BETTER THAN TUMBLAS

[–]ShadowofDeathnote 1 point2 points ago

i spent 5 minutes figuring out how the hell they do this sorcery

[–]m-k 1 point2 points ago

My mom HATED when my sister and I did this. I still don't see why she didn't like it.

[–]macros-the-black 1 point2 points ago

Did? Still do and I'm 30. Take that society!

[–]Mikhaface 1 point2 points ago

I did this all of the time. I even just ran downstairs to perform the act in front of my boyfriend who also remembered it from many a fond childhood memory

[–]maniachamp 1 point2 points ago

fuckin' son of a bitch reposted my gif

[–]JumboColoringBook 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit! You got me.

[–]algoalgo 1 point2 points ago

BEST GIF EVER.

[–]TheWalkingDead234 1 point2 points ago

They're dancing to the beat of my music.

[–]MoonSpoon 1 point2 points ago

I just watched the Tim and Eric Billion Dollar movie. These guys are on another level of humor.

[–]Nhialor 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who have seen many people do it for many years, but never understood what it meant and felt it was too late to ask what it is?

[–]Hazardouscat0 1 point2 points ago

Pumpers gotta pump!

[–]namedmeducky 1 point2 points ago

Did? Ha! DO.

[–]Areyve 1 point2 points ago

How?

[–]tennis12master 4 points5 points ago

I know it's late, but I STILL don't understand how this works.

[–]cigerect 5 points6 points ago

They take their right hand out of their sweater sleeve and hold the end of that sleeve with their left hand. Then they do the pumping.

To see what they're doing 'inside' the sweatshirts, see this video.

[–]rocky6501 3 points4 points ago

not jumpers

[–]Ampid 1 point2 points ago

I remember this getting popular at my middle school.

Being the little hipster bag of shit that I was, I called everyone a faggot for doing it.

[–]Mr_Pebbles 1 point2 points ago

not even once

[–]Biosfear 1 point2 points ago

pumpers gunna pump

[–]didntshootthedeputy 1 point2 points ago

ALL THE TIME

[–]FeelsLikeaNut 3 points4 points ago

I have never once done that. Hell I haven't even worn shorts like that since the 70's.

[–]psion0027 0 points1 point ago

Still do...

[–]Regemony 0 points1 point ago

Taking a page straight outta my childhood.

[–]mygoodfriend 0 points1 point ago

No.... but i'm doing it now!

[–]reeeeeeeeeen 0 points1 point ago

we need to bring this back

[–]acidvolt 0 points1 point ago

aaah, the memories...

[–]hoddap 0 points1 point ago

Shirtpump is the new fistpump