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[–]inspiredsimji 27 points28 points ago

Repost.

[–]Flozzer905 10 points11 points ago

At least wait more than 2 days if you're going to repost something...

[–]cleanallthethings123 3 points4 points ago

Kill yourself. Can you not get by w/o reposting? Geez it was only 3-4 days ago. But seriously. Stuff your socks with Legos and run a marathon.

[–]Tommy_Leaman 1 point2 points ago

repost. go fuck yourself

[–]leftundone 0 points1 point ago

I love how this was already purple for me.

[–]InterruptingCat727 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said!

[–]andrewsmith1986 -4 points-3 points ago

When I wake up after a drunken night of redditing and I have 100+ in my inbox, I know that I fucked up.

[–]OakReadErryday -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe I'm missing the point but the host isn't even dead and his suicide is an urban myth.

Source: Snopes

[–]swandi 1 point2 points ago

Oh my goodness, REALLY!? Years of mourning for nothing!!

[–]mrlhospital 1 point2 points ago

Yup. Here's an awesome story that he told at The Moth in 2010: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwmtkFPYXsg

[–]swandi 1 point2 points ago

This was awesome, thank you :)

[–]feckineejit -2 points-1 points ago

Fagets. Fagets everywhere.