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[–]mrpopperspenguin 46 points47 points ago

If I had a nickel...

[–]TheDarkHorse83 31 points32 points ago

For every time it happens or every time someone posts this damned thing?

[–]Battletooth 12 points13 points ago

I think he just had a stroke. We should probably call someone.

[–]blacklightalf 9 points10 points ago

Unlicensed doctor here. He has most certainly had a stroke. Bring him over to my utility shed so we can open him up and take a look.

[–]GamerBum 1 point2 points ago

nice try med school dropout. He's fine.

[–]raihan42 1 point2 points ago

This is like that part in the music video for Radiohead's song "Just", where the subtitles stop and people spend years trying to figure out what the man said.

I mean, what?

[–]twist3d7 0 points1 point ago

They won't do anything for a nickel, anymore...

[–]shrike26 0 points1 point ago

Yes, go on, what would happen if you had a nickel?

[–]SEGnosis 69 points70 points ago

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[–]Apostolate 39 points40 points ago

I think this is the longest list of reposts I've seen.

[–]TexasMMA 1 point2 points ago

Between 7 and 8, look at the karma difference from adding a period.

[–]drawingdead0 1 point2 points ago

r/atheism for you

[–]sgtpppr 11 points12 points ago

The first 400 times I saw this gif, it was pretty funny. From 401-985, it started to get annoying. Being this is 2,339, I sacrificed one of the neighbor kids to appease whatever terrible god is subjecting me to it.

[–]piezocuttlefish 2 points3 points ago

They don't call him Dr. Shine for nothin', eh?

(original sauce)

[–]soggyfritter 4 points5 points ago

I don't care if this is posted a MILLION times, I will still laugh, and that is a good thing.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Happend to my pastor almost every sunday... Church let out early and we got to go to get ice cream.

[–]MiniDonbeE 2 points3 points ago

This is a repost but honestly, I don't give a fuck, this gif is perfect, have an upvote.

[–]Not_trolling_or_am_I 2 points3 points ago

THMBS UP IF U CRY EVRYTEIM

[–]SpermWhale 3 points4 points ago

You need to be Faptized to cure your username. So glad you're on the Faptist church. Be ready for your Faptismal.

[–]KARMANIGGER -3 points-2 points ago

[–]wellheythereguys 1 point2 points ago

So that's what starscream does.

[–]Trinitykill 1 point2 points ago

Off to save his fellow pastor

Black Hawk Down.

[–]jngrow 1 point2 points ago

most of you have already seen the gif, but if you havent seen the context/full video.. it's about five million times more funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQDy1r45YC4

[–]Zelotic 1 point2 points ago

You reposting faggot son of a cock sucking bitch ass nigger tits.

[–]kenba2099 1 point2 points ago

It could only be made better if the fighter plane was MADE OF BICEPS.

[–]duckbutterhandshake 2 points3 points ago

Neato! Look who can post old ass shit on reddit and act like their original.

[–]89rovi 2 points3 points ago

What about their original?

[–]Cornholioh 0 points1 point ago

[–]karma_virus 1 point2 points ago

I doubt Jesus would endorse anything with a button that drops bombs on people. Maybe Republican Jesus, but he's a dick.

[–]djslim21 1 point2 points ago

"Republican Jesus my son is dying! Please save him, Lord!!!"

"Does he have insurance?"

[–]retroshark 0 points1 point ago

oh man, thats just the worst...

[–]mrpickle321 0 points1 point ago

I watched this way too many times

[–]CRSPHC 0 points1 point ago

If there were even a minute chance of this happening due to love of Jesus, I would throw away all the Atheist literature I own and be in church two, three times a week.

Do you think maybe different deities get their own transformations? Christians transform into jets, Jews transform into racecars, Muslims transform into motorcycles, etc.?

[–]ToastmahGhost 0 points1 point ago

[–]Pithy_Elder 0 points1 point ago

Apparently Jesus is the on-ramp on the highway to the danger zone.

[–]Jsizzles93 0 points1 point ago

no

[–]RuralNinja 0 points1 point ago

You should have posted this to /r/shittyreactiongifs

[–]kristinadney 0 points1 point ago

Idk why this made me laugh as much as it did.

[–]Shiuzu 0 points1 point ago

I stumbled onto that weird part of reddit didn't I...

[–]on_reddit_all_day 0 points1 point ago

There is no need to be upset.

[–]adzug 0 points1 point ago

thats really funny i wonder if the congregation would get a kick outta it?

[–]adzug 0 points1 point ago

and im not being sarcastic i think they really might enjoy that too

[–]misstrust22 0 points1 point ago

Lost it.

[–]animalboot 0 points1 point ago

That was the worst title ever.

[–]TFJ 0 points1 point ago

BUTTERFLIES IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]Palantir555 0 points1 point ago

Are you kidding me? I love it! It's always the best part of the day :D

[–]sofa-king-lazy 0 points1 point ago

The title alone was enough to make me laugh

[–]spazzmckiwi 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of baptazia.

[–]StrangeCaptain 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]fuckkarmagetbitches 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it's very funny. I just think this deserves an upvote for all the time that went into making it.

[–]shmarrell89 0 points1 point ago

ITS TOP GUN!

[–]futuresoldierKY 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, then you turn into a 747 and take out a building. Religion is very peaceful.

[–]Frywad32 0 points1 point ago

Smoked pcp once, did this, ended up bombing a town in southeast Asia. Would not recommend.

[–]MrBlowinUP 0 points1 point ago

This is a video of my old pastor when I was a kid he wanted a jet, he eventually got one and a phantom that I got to ride in lol Seeing this brings back memories

[–]Dieck_Pwns_All 0 points1 point ago

BYE BYE BYE

[–]Djandyt 0 points1 point ago

anybody else watch this and make the transformers sound?

[–]noccusJohnstein 0 points1 point ago

At least change the gif so that he turns into a stealth fighter.

[–]thefinalcourier96 0 points1 point ago

Wait wait wait wait WAIT! You mean to tell me this isn't supposed to happen to the preacher every sermon? Man I have been raised odd.

[–]Duckysaurus 0 points1 point ago

What. the. hell?

Just as I watched this an actual jet went above the room I'm in, and the sound matched up perfectly...

[–]Akeroh 0 points1 point ago

Every. Fucking. Tuesday.

[–]xxllamacornxx 0 points1 point ago

Clickety clack it's lots and lots of trains and planes!

[–]Yuppers16 0 points1 point ago

Happens when I hear the timer for my pizza rolls go off too.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 0 points1 point ago

I can't even begin to express how awesome this is.

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

Normally this makes me chuckle, but the title is what made it.

[–]BrotherOscar 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like St. Joseph of Cupertino. Look him up.

[–]justwatchntv -1 points0 points ago

Your username really compliments the joke well... nice job

[–]bubblegoose 0 points1 point ago

But why would God transform him into an F-14?

He'll never be able to find spare parts for himself. We destroyed the spares when all the F-14s got decommissioned to prevent the Iranians from getting replacement parts.

[–]alexisbored -1 points0 points ago

This gif deserves a better title.

[–]mayonnnnaise -1 points0 points ago

I shoal do hate reposts

[–]TheAmazingLeech -2 points-1 points ago

HIGHHHHWAYYYY TO THE DANGER ZONE!

[–]mase_in_mass -2 points-1 points ago

Holy effing repost!! Take a second to look over this reddit once and you'll find this is posted daily...

[–]Reddit_Jesus -1 points0 points ago

No I dont.

[–]JamieLowery -1 points0 points ago

Someone needs to add the "America! Fuck yeah!" thing on the end of that from Team America!

[–]wisemantim -1 points0 points ago

looks like he (sunglasses on) ...turned into a jet? I got nothing.

[–]Jrspike -4 points-3 points ago

dude, this happens like every other week. finally someone understands!

[–]TheBluefunk -2 points-1 points ago

This is one of the best things i've seen on here today, thank you for that!

[–]FalconTrash -4 points-3 points ago

TURN INTO A JET (LIKE A BOSS)

[–]MU_Ribflavin -5 points-4 points ago

I really don't know why this made me laugh like it did, but oh what a chuckle to be had. Have a upvote.

[–]beanhead1977 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]FrostThorn -2 points-1 points ago

JUMPIN JESUS JUMPJETS!

[–]Colonel_Johnson -2 points-1 points ago

Dude who else played morphman 00:26

[–]Rubeko -2 points-1 points ago

this is fucking hilarious

[–]Themegamaxisback -3 points-2 points ago

Every damn thursday I hear him flying over my house. He still doesn't know the days of the week.

[–]PCPlayer -3 points-2 points ago

Did anyone else wait for him to bomb the Russians in the gif?

[–]markman71122 -4 points-3 points ago

You guys are racist.

[–]CloverdaleColonel -4 points-3 points ago

Like a boss.