4chan on fighting

Punkwasher · 3 months

This... might actually work.

TheFAJ · 3 months

Mistook that for WOLOLO and almost stabbed my own family for wearing the wrong shirts.

chrismikehunt · 3 months

A fairly regular copypasta.

I always read the wolowolowolwolo bit in my head as the 'Wollolo, wollolo' noise priests made in Age of Empires. It gives the whole thing a different feel.

HaydenB · 3 months

Here...... like this

asstits · 3 months

Fresh Prince

RaoulDuke92 · 3 months

Or just whisper in his ear "This is giving me an erection"...

fuckthiscode · 3 months

Planar form here. Confirmed works.

teamscene · 3 months

Isn't this zoidberg's fighting style?

FrenchSilkPieIsYummy · 3 months

I've heard many success stories regarding situations like this where the guy just goes full on bat shit crazy and the offender just gets the fuck out of there.

the_milkmann · 3 months

Kind of reminds me of when Will Smith is teaching Ashley to fight on Fresh Prince

Minus-Zero · 3 months

That was the hardest I have laughed in a long time.

Goodly · 3 months

I've never been to 4chan but they seem like a fine crowd.

Saltshark · 3 months

And then scream at passing children, THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!

TheDrunkenChud · 3 months

i actually have tears in my eyes from laughing. thank you sir or madame. thank you.

telestrial · 3 months

Cross-post from /r/4chan/top ...if anyone cares. Probably not...but OP just resubmitted something from there.

Juus · 3 months

Playing the crazy card actually works really well. 2 years ago a guy tried to mug me and my girlfriend, i had just seen the movie Michael Clayton, and had gotten chills when Tom Wilkinson had said the line "I am Shiva the God of death!" It was the first thing that came to my mind, so i yelled it out at the top of my lungs, i didnt say it loudly, i literally yelled it as loud as i could while still being understandable. The mugger turned around and ran, for what he thought was his life probably. I felt really good afterwards and the post protection-sex with my girlfriend was pretty good too.

LaziestManAlive · 3 months

True story. I was 12, hanging with a friend in our neighborhood wash. These roughneck kids (three of them) come up and start giving us trouble, looking for a fight. At this point in my life I'm no taller than 4'10" and about 80 lbs, not to mention a couple years younger than these kids. Anyway, they start to get physical with my friend and I can start to see this will almost assuredly lead to a fight where we get our asses kicked; so instead of accepting this inevitability, my quick-thinking prepubescent brain comes up with this solution:

As they push my friend around, I simply yell out (at the top of my lungs) "FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK" before jumping onto his back and dry-humping him aggressively. The kids were completely taken off guard. They went from tough and intimidating to exasperated and weirded out. When it was clear I was not going to stop humping my friend for anybody, they called us fags and left in a hurry.

Never got a thank you from my friend.

tray52 · 3 months

who ever wrote this. is now my favorite. in general. for anything. ever

hellobandit · 3 months

i literally can not stop laughing, i'm crying right now. hahahah

4chan may be the scum of the internet, but god damnit they're some funny sons of bitches.

magicker71 · 3 months

Reposted so many fucking times. Downvote.

I LOL every, single time. Upvote.

Upvote wins.

herrrr-me-nerrrr · 3 months

How to win fights 101

EgonAllanon · 3 months

WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO

Turkey459 · 3 months

As funny as that was to read, that 4channer was dead serious, and has probably done that before.

iamfragmented · 3 months

ok this was really funny. I actually found myself doing the dude's suggestion. good thing i was alone.

zacch2k10 · 3 months

i cried a little

thewilburbeast · 3 months

Old as fuck.

element33 · 3 months

I like how he made sure to mention protecting ones neck.

Not sure if by accident, or just awesome Method Man reference.

PROTECT YO' NECK NIGGA.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3OzcDrXy3n0/Ti8TvvhS3wI/AAAAAAAAAYU/HMmg7XDMZBs/s1600/weutang.jpg

cantredditright · 3 months

Best laugh all day. You win.

andresau · 3 months

http://funcage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/767.jpg

Godslilmuffin · 3 months

lol this made me laugh my ass off

Watermelon_God · 3 months

hey im not one to complain about reposts, but if you go to the all time section of r/4chan and post something from there on Reddit I am going to call you out the same way as they would on 4chan... OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT

SamWiseTheGreat · 3 months

I read the post, and died laughing. I showed this to my brother, he died laughing. We started talking about it, read it again, then milk and cookies came out his nose. He made me do some research on the post, and we died laughing. This post is magical, this is what magic is made of.

And the scary part is, this might actually work in the fight. I would be frikin scared if someone did this to me in a fight.

silverain13 · 3 months

God, I don't care if it's a repost, or karam whoring or whatever. That made me laugh until I cried.

bkow · 3 months

I laughed so hard that I peed a little in much pants.

tinkatiza · 3 months

So you went to the 4chan subreddit, clicked top links, scrolled down a bit, and chose this one to repost?

kaltorak · 3 months

Give him the Forest Whittaker face.

Lefty07 · 3 months

Minus-Zero · 3 months

When I was saying Wololol it sounded like the drop in dubstep.

desertjedi85 · 3 months

/r/4chan

EnaBoC · 3 months

Lol, sounds like Ghost Rider! I'm seeing Nicholas Cage EVERYWHEREEE

barkingnoise · 3 months

It's always anal with these guys

CYAAfghanistan · 3 months

chin up hands down!

hc33brackley · 3 months

I like how the Guy took care of the whole "covered in piss and shit issue" by ascending to his planar form.

itp757 · 3 months

I though they were going for an age of empires conversion, then I remembered it's woolooloowoolooloowoolooloo, not wolowolowolowolo

[deleted] · 3 months

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing. Other office workers are now looking at me funny.

ListenChump · 3 months

"Better back off Ted... I'm pretty sure that guy just achieved dark crystal."

[deleted] · 3 months

I need to get into more fights...

nomagneticmonopoles · 3 months

Very Relevant Youtube video: BMS

veterejf · 3 months

This is the funniest thing read/seen all week. Finally something that made me lol. /r/funny hasn't been so funny lately.

m3nace · 3 months

WOlololwhat?

1moment2be · 3 months

Just shit my pants at work reading this

madcowga · 3 months

This song is about those situations.

treiskindacool · 3 months

The internets have never made me cry before.

stubbytreetrunk · 3 months

What website are all of these from???

SirSprinkles · 3 months

Oh shit i keps laughing for the next 20 minutes...

BKDX · 3 months

But first you give him the Forest Whitaker eye.

HaloZwrath · 3 months

I'm not sure if I was supposed too, but I read that in Robert Downey Jr's voice from Sherlock Holmes when he's analyzing how the fight is going to go down. Made it funnier.

Spacechip · 3 months

sounds about right

Convik · 3 months

Related.

superdookieness · 3 months

This is the first time in years that the Internet has given me something that has successfully made me soil my pants.

magicsparkles · 3 months

Who else doesn't understand it?

[deleted] · 3 months

WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO

wah_wah_wee_wah · 3 months

I have literally never laughed this hard on reddit before.

energybeing · 3 months

I lost it at "Begin to piss and shit..."

Air_Hair_Lair · 3 months

Hahaha... I'm going to test to see what other situations this works well in!

salsa_sabrosa · 3 months

Did anyone else think he was describing zoidberg for a second?

stu8319 · 3 months

I rarely truly laugh out loud while reading anything, but my mental picture of this was enough to make me burst into laughter.

[deleted] · 3 months

good thing I was reading this in the restroom, otherwise I'd have laughed so hard I would have shit my pants.

MasonMoore4 · 3 months

that was the funniest thing iv ever read hahaha

Nerapelagious · 3 months

That was the greatest thing I have ever read

Did_U_Cum · 3 months

Trying this out, brb

Tastetoad · 3 months

Only on 4chan lol

Tomato_Attack · 3 months

Oh god tears on the face!

FrumpyWarlock · 3 months

http://i.qkme.me/3omnqu.jpg

shakeyjake · 3 months

On a serious note I have a similar theory.

Scenario: You are in a situation where a large about of violence is about to be inflicted upon you by 1 or more angry men.

Response: Take off all your clothes and start dancing crazy with plenty of dick floppin. I might even recommend a helicopter or two with said dick floppin'.

Theory: The neanderthal types that like to dole out senseless violence would be unwilling to beat up a naked dick flopper. It's a no win situation for them to beat up a naked dancing dude because they are going to be ruthlessly teased by their friends.

Result: Hopefully use their hesitation to fight a dancing dick flopper as your opportunity to make a naked exit.

bigwhite138 · 3 months

No matter how many times I read that, I still chuckle

Carpe_cerevisiae · 3 months

Proper response to this situation: "You really, really do not want to get my blood on you. "

icalledshotgun · 3 months

This would be effective. No one wants to fuck with a crazy person. No one.

JSLEnterprises · 3 months

Totally Relevent

Defengar · 3 months

I thought he was going to turn into a monk from age of empires one...

NotQuiteOnTopic · 3 months

repost, but I fucking laugh every time I read this. Thanks for that.

Stanberg · 3 months

http://qkme.me/3pp94q

zulu90 · 3 months

this is some old pasta

Lokarn · 3 months

But seriously, what can we do when something like this happens? Just punch the guy without warning?

twistedeye · 3 months

I wonder if this would be effective in meetings at work?

ragingrhydon · 3 months

initiate helicopter spin

GI_jim_bob · 3 months

wow just wow

Redcard911 · 3 months

Everything is a repost. I don't know what's real anymore...

The_Amazing_DickMan · 3 months

What i thought of.

Eurospective · 3 months

In all seriousness, when I was around 16 I was on a football team with a bunch of kids from all kinds of families and some quite rough areas. So two mates of mine just stare eachother into the eyes really close, calling eachother names. The one guy then brought the most "amazing" combo I've seen in a fight in real life so far.

Here is what he did: He fakes a headbutt (powerful enough that if the 2nd kid didn't take his head back, he would've surely broken his nose) -> The other kid pulls his head back which makes his groin the closest part to his opponent. The other kid lands a kick with his knee into the other guys nuts which forces him to bring his head down again. As his head travels downwards he receives the most magnificent upper cut I've seen and he just gets knocked out right there.

Of course it was terrible, but in a primal kind of way it was totally awesome.

PaulThePanda · 3 months

That is amazing.

canadianwombat · 3 months

Its gotten me out of a fight or two.

okefenokee · 3 months

holy smokes thats the funniest thing Ive read in so long!

funny

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