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[–]googie_g15 391 points392 points ago

I'm kinda sad to see that this was posted in the correct subreddit.

[–]AGD4 211 points212 points ago

Agreed. This definitely belongs in AskReddit.

[–]LadySpace 113 points114 points ago

Wait, this isn't gonewild? That might explain why nobody seems to appreciate my contributions...

[–]4merFiend 30 points31 points ago

Don't you mean TLA?

[–]LadySpace 24 points25 points ago

GODDAMMIT I DO OTHER THINGS!

You know, probably.

[–]nothingpersnal 10 points11 points ago

You must REALLY like Avatar, You. I like you.

[–]CannedBeef 20 points21 points ago

HEY GUYS, I JUST CHECKED, AND FOUND THAT THIS INDIVIDUAL HAS GONEWILD POSTS. WELCOME ABOARD, GENTLEMEN!!

[–]duvakiin 74 points75 points ago

i trusted you

[–]catvllvs 0 points1 point ago

Are you making a crude reference to LadySpace's sexual proclivities?

[–]Daellas128 0 points1 point ago

Didn't find any GW posts, but I did find an in-depth (and very philosophical) conversation about water-bender tits. This pleased me.

[–]LadySpace 1 point2 points ago

... Wow. I didn't even remember I'd had one of those. Care to share the wealth?

[–]artacuno53 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Schroedingers_gif 5 points6 points ago

Piss off, it's not even funny anymore.

[–]ToByB_ 1 point2 points ago

It was funny?

(if its what i think it was, did not see~)

[–]mfdoll 0 points1 point ago

it's also still funny, until you observe it.

[–]Aj45 2 points3 points ago

Go to hell.

[–]Strike951 3 points4 points ago

The curiosity of what was said is crushing me

[–]The Loneliest Computer Guybursho 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, someone tell me.

[–]Aj45 5 points6 points ago

It was one of those white girls and Asian guys gifs

[–]The Loneliest Computer Guybursho 2 points3 points ago

Oh, then thank god.

EDIT: Grammar.

[–]RecursiveInfinity 1 point2 points ago

What pleasure do you get out of this?!

[–]make_em_laugh 6 points7 points ago

no, we just don't like the look of your butthole.

[–]Herpinderpitee 5 points6 points ago

Getting handcuffed on [M]y way to the big house...First post, so please be gentle! <3333

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

i think id appreciate some tits in science... or funny..... or spacedicks?

[–]crazdave 0 points1 point ago

Viewed profile, left disappointed...

[–]blackfuse 3 points4 points ago

Was the first thing I checked.

[–]scoopapooportwo 2 points3 points ago

That is about the equivalent beating you receive, whether it be from the wrong subreddit or a foreign countries police enforcement.

[–]IamStrategy 0 points1 point ago

Surprised this isn't in r/WTF.

[–]drdroidx -3 points-2 points ago

This needs NSFW tag

[–]danowar -3 points-2 points ago

It's actually Amercia, sorry.

[–]TAMPON_POPSICLE 42 points43 points ago

"Batdad knows no fear! Batdad knows no pain!"

[–]notmyrealname17 6 points7 points ago

Batdad rules.

[–]elsexorcisto 32 points33 points ago

YOU'RE THE BEST... AROOOOUUUND!

[–]DaftFred1153 16 points17 points ago

NO ONE'S EVERGONNAKEEPYYOUUDOWWWN!!

[–]zeenglis 88 points89 points ago

That's how I felt when I got negative votes for posting about the new Bacon Sundae at Burger King in r/news...

[–]concretebox 27 points28 points ago

WHAT?! What the fuck am I doing a work? Bacon Sundae!

[–]BoredValet 3 points4 points ago

The mobile site isn't loading images for me :(

[–]Monst3rr 13 points14 points ago

[–]BoredValet 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. Oh god that looks great.

[–]Jenji 1 point2 points ago

Oh that looks awesome. I've got a feeling the caramel goes really well with the salty bacon.

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 6 points7 points ago

NSFW

[–]Require_More_Mineral 1 point2 points ago

Tell Kitty I'm sorry, but I refuse to be challenged by a name.

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 3 points4 points ago

Well then I won't give you any more minerals - I'm going to use them all to build pylons, even though my supply is maxed.

[–]Require_More_Mineral 2 points3 points ago

You monster! Can't you see that I require them?! Take your upvote, I hope it festers in your soul!

[–]sixdots 6 points7 points ago

I didn't know this was a thing and now I'm not sure how to feel. Somebody tell me how this makes me feel.

[–]dontpan1c 10 points11 points ago

Hungry and ashamed.

[–]qtip12 3 points4 points ago

Proud

[–]Require_More_Mineral 1 point2 points ago

Narwhal.

[–]Lilusa 0 points1 point ago

Hungry.

[–]JENBubbie 2 points3 points ago

I posted the same thing... got negative votes as well...about 12 hours ago. People yelled at me because it was from Burger king. lol. Who cares, It's BACON!

[–]zeenglis 4 points5 points ago

It's really hard to figure out which subreddit a bacon sundae belongs to...

[–]JENBubbie 1 point2 points ago

If there is a GOD subshreddit, then put it there; otherwise it has to be foodwhore. ha

[–]zeenglis 1 point2 points ago

I just got a pic of it and posted to r/pics. I never thought I'd try this hard to be such an advocate for bacon sundaes!!

[–]JENBubbie 0 points1 point ago

I agree. I'm Sorry if you got haters. :( I was just excited like I'm sure millions of others are. I didn't stop and think of how I would completely destroy the life of others and deservedly gain their hate. lol. loLLool. Poor little haters. lolLLo

[–]hasitcometothis 1 point2 points ago

Anyone who criticizes the bacon sundae should be stripped of their freedom to enjoy a brownie sundae.

[–]shoffing 0 points1 point ago

Liar! I checked your account page hoping to upvote you, but no!

[–]zeenglis 2 points3 points ago

I deleted the post because it was already posted in r/food =)

[–]CapnSheff 0 points1 point ago

Went to go try it and their frosty machine was broken , FUCK!

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points ago

IM WHITE TRASH AND IM IN TROUBLE

[–]CUNT_REPAIRMAN 15 points16 points ago

WRONG EPISODE YOU WHORE. ...or was that intentional?

[–]Harold_Grundelson 2 points3 points ago

I think what he meant to say was IM MARKLAR MARKLAR AND IM IN MARKLAR

[–]omegashellz 10 points11 points ago

this site still exist? lol

[–]Cyberboss_JHCB 7 points8 points ago

It needs more use, better than gifs imo

[–]Valentinanutelladiet 1 point2 points ago

Wow I wish I could back to an Internet time of ytmnd being some of the funniest new pages around that site is te shit I just spent an hour going through some

[–]Fudgalicious 1 point2 points ago

How you make me read run-on sentence with no single grammar in Borat voice you must be wizard

[–]shadowhunter22 2 points3 points ago

A little piece of irony: I'm on a government network and this site is blocked.

[–]wakipaki 0 points1 point ago

It's so odd how you can highlight the text behind the text. It's not an image it's literally just text upon text upon text. It's kinda fun highlighting it back and forth. TRY IT.

[–]1920x1080 10 points11 points ago

Post this in r/askscience and you're gonna have a bad day.

[–]wgrage 26 points27 points ago

if you dont like it then you can giiiiit out

[–]xflushot 18 points19 points ago

Now, Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

[–]Markuz 4 points5 points ago

HEY! Eight year olds!

[–]theian01 2 points3 points ago

We don't take too kindly to yer type 'round 'ere!

[–]harrysplinkett 0 points1 point ago

god damn gooback!

[–]ChubbyGirlsPmMe 40 points41 points ago

"You've been banned from SRS."

Why??

"You expressed an opinion different from mine."

[–]bassgoonist 16 points17 points ago

Relevant username?

[–]Punchee 5 points6 points ago

I hate those cunts

--a non-sexist

[–]rolfsnuffles 2 points3 points ago

They're just a bunch of whiney male fags

[–]Chemslayer 5 points6 points ago

"actually sir, this is r/Unitedkingdom"

[–]ramsrgood 5 points6 points ago

i thought this was america

sure. obviously only america has the internet.

[–]Sir_WigglesWorth 5 points6 points ago

This would've been way funnier if it was posted in something like, r/ShitRedditSays, or r/atheism, or r/Gonewild.... Hell even r/worldnews

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

That episode cracks me up every single time

[–]schoolairplane 9 points10 points ago

"Pueblo es no bueno. Pueblo es muy mal."

[–]lostrock 8 points9 points ago

/r/america is that way, sir.

[–]Ghooble 2 points3 points ago

Best episode ever.

[–]Matlock_ 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry, but this isnt WTF enough for WTF.
That sub is probably the worst offender.

[–]khortonworld 2 points3 points ago

post this in /r/canada for maximum irony

[–]flabago 1 point2 points ago

and downvotes

[–]chas11man 4 points5 points ago

Sorry, no...this is Patrick

[–]Mrgutsyrl3 4 points5 points ago

... in /r/england

[–]DarveyHent 3 points4 points ago

The internet isn't just America... many people forget that.

[–]Super_FUPA 1 point2 points ago

Typical.

[–]Amuter 1 point2 points ago

This is the wrong subreddit for "how I feel posting in the wrong subreddit.."

[–]Raptorrye15 1 point2 points ago

Talking like that will get you banned from r/pyongyang

[–]melknin 1 point2 points ago

But then you get to spend the rest of the day convincing everyone why your content belongs in their subreddit. Doesn't matter what subreddit it is. You just need to have some stick-to-it-ive-ness. A never give up, can-do attitude.

[–]Jsmooth65 1 point2 points ago

Nope, its Amercia now.

[–]i-downvote-everyone 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap. Not only is he posting in the wrong subreddit, but he feels no shame about it. It's like he's proud of it.

GET HIM, REDDIT!

I've started by downvoting him.

[–]sync4ex 1 point2 points ago

OH LOOK GUYS /R/POLITICS IS LEAKING AGAIN

[–]DepletionRegion 1 point2 points ago

Considering this is the interwebs, you thought incorrectly indeed!

[–]Savoroax 1 point2 points ago

I have only seen this photo on reddit a few time....

[–]IAmA_Zombie 1 point2 points ago

And that's how OP looks after being downvoted.

[–]SparrOwSC2 1 point2 points ago

I think this belongs in /r/southpark...

[–]snakeater22 1 point2 points ago

[–]DisproportionateRage 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, even if it was America, you'd still get your ass kicked by the cops.

[–]BadgersB 5 points6 points ago

No. This is the Internet. Prepare to get ridiculed!

[–]stferago 16 points17 points ago

Congratulations, you found the joke!

[–]BadgersB 1 point2 points ago

Do I get to pick the Kangaroo price this time?

[–]iamallon 2 points3 points ago

[–]nbarnacle 3 points4 points ago

Typical American. Thinks the internet belongs to America.

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[–]nbarnacle 0 points1 point ago

You couldn't be anymore obviously American.

[–]mtthewkess -3 points-2 points ago

Actually that's the joke

[–]rbsklz 1 point2 points ago

But this is not america?

[–]There_Will_Be_Ham 1 point2 points ago

The funny thing is that most Americans actually think that.

Aren't stupid people funny? I think they're funny.

[–]feeblemuffin 0 points1 point ago

it's true. they're so patriotic when it comes to things like the "second amendment", but when you introduce healthcare and the very idea there is a world outside of america, they become all butthurt as if they're in denial. you could liken it to that sensitive bully who can't handle the abuse he's dishing out.

[–]There_Will_Be_Ham 1 point2 points ago

I was talking more about how the less educated US Americans think the internet (reddit, in this case) is literally the USA and that the only people on the internet are from the USA.

[–]British-Guy 1 point2 points ago

Not everyone lives in America.

[–]GregurSamsa 0 points1 point ago

What episode is this? I must watch this again.

[–]Anubisghost 4 points5 points ago

The Losing Edge. Season 9 episode 5.

[–]GregurSamsa 4 points5 points ago

Thank you kind sir.

[–]Anubisghost 2 points3 points ago

Ma'am, actually. And you're very welcome. :)

[–]meganificent 0 points1 point ago

That's also how I feel when I have a typo.

Or when I make a meme that apparently someone has already thought up!

Oopsy....

[–]smactosh 0 points1 point ago

/r/firstworldanarchists welcomes you, brother.

[–]fobdragon 0 points1 point ago

Seriously though!

[–]DjKaiserCharles444 0 points1 point ago

How can you post in the wrong subreddit?

[–]Admiral_Jobin 0 points1 point ago

This is just fucking fantastic. Should have been posted in gonewild though....

[–]robbyoj 0 points1 point ago

Me, ten minutes ago

[–]binogre 0 points1 point ago

Actually this is true if you post relevant, but not original content. Anything with text on a picture suddenly becomes a bannable offense, even though if it were to be posted here or pics it would be less relevant or unseen.

[–]brokendimension 0 points1 point ago

Dey derk deour jobsss

[–]EdgHG 1 point2 points ago

Dey touk arrr jebs!

[–]EdgHG 0 points1 point ago

I've received a couple of beatings from /r/AskReddit.

[–]LaughingMan9 0 points1 point ago

Shame on you for not being aware of every obscure subreddit for every obscure subject

[–]shelterin 0 points1 point ago

This is spartaaaaaaa

[–]P33KAJ3W 0 points1 point ago

/r/rpg got pissed at me for this yesterday...

fuckers.

[–]Valcken 0 points1 point ago

You should've posted this in /r/WTF for the appropriate shitstorm that the meme references.

[–]redgroupclan 0 points1 point ago

What if you post in a subreddit like /r/pyongyang or /r/Taiwan?

[–]deadly_sniper 0 points1 point ago

me too

[–]Samirreddit 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel my first rage comic was in the wrong subreddit.

[–]WilmaDickfit 0 points1 point ago

Haha yes!

[–]parrotsnest 0 points1 point ago

I too have seen this episode!

[–]LpSamuelm 0 points1 point ago

No, it's the internet.

[–]johnau 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, I thought this was Australia.. This explains why people keep getting upset when I call them a cunt.

[–]dingdongrb 0 points1 point ago

This is an example of why many Americans are fucking idiots and look that way to the eyes of the world....... The Internet is not just in America dumbchit!

<BTW, I am an American..... but not a stupid on.... I want to believe>

[–]acmac1015 0 points1 point ago

'Murikah

[–]IsThisAmerica 0 points1 point ago

What? a guy can't post in just any subreddit anymore? is this america? i'm sorry, i thought this was america!

[–]dingboodle 0 points1 point ago

Just described my first attempt at posting.

[–]kingdom_ruler338 0 points1 point ago

If you post in the wrong subreddit You're gonna have a bad time

[–]concretebox 0 points1 point ago

r/Canada wouldn't complain.

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[–]feeblemuffin 4 points5 points ago

cringe.

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[–]feeblemuffin 1 point2 points ago

okay.

[–]mahoganywolf 0 points1 point ago

No, we really don't.

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[–]Reservoiren 1 point2 points ago

I suspect something purposeful about this.

[–]Feed__Me__Downvotes -5 points-4 points ago

oh you do? You're a fucking retard!

[–]WhiteRastaJ -3 points-2 points ago

America =/= Internet.

Just sayin'.

[–]kevo7777 -3 points-2 points ago

Can this PLEASE become a new meme?

[–]BOLDCAPSNOSPACESGUY -1 points0 points ago

THISISSPARTA!

[–]buckie33 -1 points0 points ago

Was the subreddit founded in America?

[–]ceri23 -1 points0 points ago

No dude. This is the world!

[–]the-troller69 -1 points0 points ago

i hate single minded Americans.

[–]bricardo -1 points0 points ago

It's not America, it's the internet. The rules are few, but failure to follow will result in hard punishment.

[–]Cryovenom -1 points0 points ago

Remind me (the Canadian redditor logging on from his friends' place in England) how the fuck this is supposed to be America?

Downvote for reinforcing the stereotype that Americans ignore the existance of the rest of the world.

(insert obligatory apology for downvote here - Canadian)

[–]josh024 -2 points-1 points ago

Hey, it's like gay issues in /r/atheism

[–]CYAAfghanistan -2 points-1 points ago

"Pictures with captions and adviceanimals are different. This is a picture with a caption. " - bigredmnky

[–]bastard_ -2 points-1 points ago

FUCK America you fucking cunt! It's the only fucking country in the world.