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[–]corananlime 6 points7 points ago

No it wasn't

[–]letsgetstoned 4 points5 points ago

lies

[–]Lord_Subway 1 point2 points ago

[–]letsgetstoned 0 points1 point ago

haha that was awesome

[–]violetfield 1 point2 points ago

This post was on my internet yesterday morning.

[–]mopot 0 points1 point ago

We may have a serial killer on our hands

[–]DTL918 0 points1 point ago

Party hard.

[–]landoooo 0 points1 point ago

Well that was thoughtful

[–]mcattack92 0 points1 point ago

At least someone cares enough about a dead deer to buy it a balloon.

[–]Trigger1987 -2 points-1 points ago

If this was a cat you wouldn't have posted it, now would you?

[–]DeaD_bAU5 -1 points0 points ago

if it was a cat it would be even Better!

[–]spokenwords -1 points0 points ago

i'm just going to buy some "get well soon" balloons and drive around hoping i come across one.

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[–]Gandalfz_Beard -1 points0 points ago

I like to look at this as if the deer comes with the ballon. Instead of a ballon for the deer...

[–]CoolStoryBro47 -2 points-1 points ago

must have been a member of PETA that did that lol

[–]STINKY_MAN12 -2 points-1 points ago

Mom: "Happy Birthday Johnny!" Kid: "I'm going to name it Timmy and Timmy shall be mine. I will love and hug it and never leave it's side. Wait. Oh fuck more roadkill! Well, at least my birthday dinner will be good!"

[–]lilbro209 -3 points-2 points ago

HAHAAHAHAHAH@!!!

Edit: How can anyone be mad at me for laughing? There are get well soon balloons on the thing for christ sake!!