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[–]Poivron 43 points44 points ago

[–]CSFFlame 4 points5 points ago

This is my favorite photo of chef vader (head of catering?).

[–]pialicer 2 points3 points ago

Are you his brother? can I get his autograph?!

Somewhat related, I worked for a few moths as a clerk in a college* canteen and once every week or two we would serve penne a la arrabiatta. Only time when I'd tell the customers that they'd need a tray... no one ever got the joke :( which is specially sad because it was in Eastbourne, where Eddie Izzard grew up.

*UK college, different thing that the ones in USA

[–]CSFFlame 1 point2 points ago

Only time when I'd tell the customers that they'd need a tray... no one ever got the joke :(

:(

[–]kookiemonsta19 0 points1 point ago

this one is wet...and this one is wet... Did you dry these in a rainforest? Why, with the power of the death star, can we not get a tray that is fucking dry?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I love the rabbids llllllaaallalllallalallalalalaghhhhhhhh

[–]patmcdoughnut 155 points156 points ago

That title doesn't make any fucking sense.

[–]MadModderX 56 points57 points ago

"To Serve JarJar" "The Empire Delivers" "Cooking as easy as Ep I II III"

[–]Breathing_Balls 16 points17 points ago

It is nice too see the management mingling with staff though. All that serious Empire shit must really get their stress levels rocketing.

[–]CocoSavege 1 point2 points ago

I'll have the penne arabbiata.

[–]Apostolate 5 points6 points ago

Can you write titles to my comments?

[–]MadModderX 5 points6 points ago

I'm sorry, I don't understand...

[–]Apostolate 1 point2 points ago

Your titles make everything better.

[–]MadModderX 1 point2 points ago

Making Titles the Easy Way: Reference Something Similar(c)

By MadModderX

"To Serve JarJar" The Twilight Zone

"The Empire Delivers" Take Out Delivery

"Cooking as easy as Ep I II III" Any three step cookbook

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

"Return of the Rib-Eye" This fucker is undercooked.

[–]spunkymarimba 1 point2 points ago

The Epicurean Strikes Back

[–]BrianWonderful 0 points1 point ago

"The Dark Meat Side of the Force", "Diners, Drive-ins, and Death Stars", "Iron Sith"

[–]funkbitch -1 points0 points ago

Post Titler Level: MadModderX

[–]MadModderX 0 points1 point ago

[–]funkbitch 4 points5 points ago

On a more serious note, I wish people would take a minute to think of a somewhat clever, original title. I'm tiring of seeing the same title regurgitated over and over again. I'm beginning to think that some people can only think in memes. Who knows.

Thanks for proving there are still original people out there.

[–]MadModderX 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

Level level: level

[–]jpop23mn 8 points9 points ago

[–]Squalor- 10 points11 points ago

Redditor Title Creativity: Jumica

[–]Alias135 5 points6 points ago

Dear OP, chef is not a level

[–]BobIV 3 points4 points ago

Hello Children, would you like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar 0 points1 point ago

yes it does, it's a reference to Darth Chef from the South Park episode "The Return of Chef", which was one of their greatest. It was the one they made in response to Isaac Hayes leaving the show after their Tom Cruise/Scientology episode.

[–]azofafora -1 points0 points ago

I thought it was going to be Chef from South Park. I was slightly disappointed.

[–]AwkwardBoots -4 points-3 points ago

Chef also means "Boss" in Swedish, so he probably wanted to make a pun that only Swedes understand, or not... EDIT: Put in an "also" for more clarity.

[–]kravitzz 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck are you guys talking about?

Chef: A professional cook.

Not only that, it's also a South Park reference.

[–]swuboo 2 points3 points ago

The word 'chef' is derived from French, and is a direct analogue to the English 'chief.' The chef isn't just a professional cook, he's the chief cook. His second in command is the sous chef, literally meaning second chief.

I grant you that the guy you were replying to didn't necessarily have a handle on things, since the whole chef/chief thing is fairly common in Indo-European tongues in general, but you're a little off base with your definition.

[–]kravitzz 0 points1 point ago

I grabbed google's definition. Also, the european thing i don't quite understand, as i am a Swede myself.

[–]swuboo 1 point2 points ago

Fair enough. To clarify, I meant that most European languages have a word derived from the same root. Chief in English, Chef in French, Chief in Swedish. It's widespread. Ultimately, it's derived from the Latin word for head—caput.

[–]kravitzz 1 point2 points ago

Chief in Swedish

Chef.

[–]swuboo 0 points1 point ago

Apologies.

[–]Smarag -4 points-3 points ago

Chef means "Boss" in more than one language. Silly Englishmen.

[–]thattallfellow 60 points61 points ago

Title Level: Fucking Obnoxious

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[–]callmegibbs 15 points16 points ago

I can tell this novelty account isn't working very well.

[–]Breathing_Balls 10 points11 points ago

Points at 9gag

Can you tell him to head back please.

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[–]Breathing_Balls 6 points7 points ago

Don't speak with your mouth full boy.

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[–]callmegibbs 2 points3 points ago

You'll have to alert me once you're near 0.

Good luck with your endeavors.

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar 1 point2 points ago

great... more prepubes trying to be funny with novelty accounts because they saw someone else do it.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for clarifying that you are black

[–]immabluedevil 29 points30 points ago

LEVEL LEVEL: LEVEL LEVEL LEVEL LEVEL LEVEL LEVEL LEVEL LEVEL LEVEL!

[–]DerekBoss 30 points31 points ago

Why would you think thats a good title?

[–]thatrandomfatguy 21 points22 points ago

I wish we would cut the crap with naming the title "level:"

[–]lVlatt 12 points13 points ago

Level level: Level "the level" level

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 13 points14 points ago

Faggot Level: OP

[–]poli_ticks 1 point2 points ago

Kinda looks like a horse's head.

Someone needs to put Jar-jar's head in George Lucas' bed, a la The Godfather.

[–]guagamole 2 points3 points ago

Oh I miss the taste of a freshly roasted Gungan.

[–]Breathing_Balls 9 points10 points ago

StormTrooper: Sorry boss, I overcooked the head again.

Vader: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[–]desertjedi85 4 points5 points ago

You have failed me for the last time

[–]bitcheslovedroids 2 points3 points ago

Your lack of seasoning is disturbing

[–]philyd94 1 point2 points ago

The sauce is strong in this one

[–]NadStomper 2 points3 points ago

Reminds of chef from south park when they make him into a child molester.

Edit: The first time I looked at the title I was just thinking chef as in someone who cooks. Now that I look at the title and the picture I think my comment is what he was eluding to just nobody seems to get it, not even myself even though I made the connection. I feel stupid now.

[–]wtuckerCSAB 2 points3 points ago

Didn't they show him as a Darth Vader-type-creation after he was mauled by animals?

I thought that was the joke... Darn.

[–]The_Underminer 0 points1 point ago

Hello there children

[–]Innfuryating 0 points1 point ago

Hi Chef.

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna make love toYour assholeKyle. Thank you very muchRaaaaaandy!

[–]ShermanatorLegend 0 points1 point ago

The Guy on the left is giving an "Are you fucking kidding me?" look.

[–]I_ate_a_milkshake 0 points1 point ago

and just how are your new x-ray goggles?

[–]ShermanatorLegend 0 points1 point ago

They are doing great! I really gives me that extra dose of daily background radiation I need.

[–]Vlyn 0 points1 point ago

[–]Noturordinaryguy 0 points1 point ago

I saw him at comicon last summer.

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I have been transported back to a less funny time of my life.

[–]MayonnaiseMan 0 points1 point ago

Ooh mooey mooey I love you!

[–]kanyeezy24 0 points1 point ago

title title: title

[–]BunsTown 0 points1 point ago

I have that jar jar binks mask. I wore it for Halloween a few years ago, and people loved it!

[–]kahuna08 0 points1 point ago

Stop it with the "Something Level" business, will ya. Annoying as shit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Someone finally killed Jar Jar! Best day of my life.

[–]fishbiscuit13 0 points1 point ago

I see these guys every year at Comic-con, and it always cracks me up.

[–]Kenostic 0 points1 point ago

Lol, Eddie Izard, deleted canteen scene.

[–]dp85 0 points1 point ago

[–]Treykun22 0 points1 point ago

You this is a great picture, but it would be better if it wasn't a flipping repost!

[–]OmegaVesko 0 points1 point ago

Title Level: Reddit.

[–]kingoftown 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this basically a SO BRAVE equivalent to saying something about Nickelback on reddit..

[–]just_a_quantum_dot 0 points1 point ago

I approve of this submission.

[–]some_sebastian 0 points1 point ago

oh yeah, Chef Vader. I got a pic of him in 2010: flickr

He seems to come back every year.

[–]jarjarbinks77 0 points1 point ago

Stop hurting me.

[–]iGilmer 0 points1 point ago

Look under the picture. "Dart Vader" ಠ_ಠ

[–]Itsjust_bri 0 points1 point ago

Ah now if only this really did happen to Jar Jar Binks in the movies thousands of angry Star Wars fans would feel avenged of the nonsense comical raping Jar Jar did to the prequels lol.

[–]AntonJokinen -1 points0 points ago

I call the brain. If you can find it.

[–]ProfProphet713 0 points1 point ago

Hellooo children.

[–]G59 0 points1 point ago

That stormtrooper's look is so seductive...I.. I can't look away

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Storm Porn. Now that would be WTF.

[–]Tokkay 0 points1 point ago

Jeff Vader?

[–]sensors 0 points1 point ago

Are you his brother? Can you get his autograph for me?

[–]Dildo_Gaggins -1 points0 points ago

I was hoping for a large black man with a chef's hat on.

[–]Ken_NoisewaterMD -2 points-1 points ago

I must be really high because the "look" on that stormtroopers face is, " Ahhhh, shit, not jar jar again".....but since its Vader he can't really speak up outta fear of having his windpipe crushed

[–]Jay-One -1 points0 points ago

I was expecting this.. http://i.imgur.com/z13dT.jpg

[–]Nora19 -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who was hoping to see some guy in a Chef from Southpark costume?

[–]sensors -1 points0 points ago

This would be fantastic, if it wasn't for the god awful title.

[–]Ass_Dragon -1 points0 points ago

Fuck your title.

[–]reeeeeeeeeen -1 points0 points ago

i thought it was going to be chef from southpark. i am disappoint.

[–]koronicus -2 points-1 points ago

Things like this almost make enduring Jar Jar worth it. Almost.

[–]desertjedi85 0 points1 point ago

You sir, get the fuck out of here with your enduring Jar Jar talk

[–]koronicus 0 points1 point ago

[–]Johncarllos -3 points-2 points ago

COSPLAYS DO NOT HAVE FUCKING LEVELS.

Chef would only be a level if it was like, "Cooking level: Chef" which may be possible in an RPG or real life or something.

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar -1 points0 points ago

or if he was making a reference to Darth Chef on South Park