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Lightsaber Cat Vs Dog (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Komshiya 61 points62 points ago

I saw this full video, that douche bag was trying to get the pit to actually attack/kill the cat which was why the cat was trapped in the alley.

[–]Breathing_Balls 33 points34 points ago

I cannot stand fuckers that pick on animals.

[–]heroin_bob 13 points14 points ago

Im with you, lets kill the fuckers.

[–]Breathing_Balls 9 points10 points ago

Welcome aboard. Anyone else checking in?

[–]GmSlikk 12 points13 points ago

MY AXE, will be checking in.

[–]Leeph 2 points3 points ago

I am one of these braves

[–]KingTroll69 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this dangerous? Oh hell I am in too!

[–]FictionlessPulp 3 points4 points ago

Red leader standing by

[–]blore40 2 points3 points ago

You may want to fuck the killers first.

[–]Eric578 2 points3 points ago

afterwards too

[–]blore40 1 point2 points ago

So much hate! You should bottle it and sell on Etsy.

[–]Eric578 1 point2 points ago

gunt juice

[–]AdviceJAY87 0 points1 point ago

*cunt

[–]Eric578 0 points1 point ago

Nope wasn't a typo

[–]AdviceJAY87 -1 points0 points ago

I made it better to my liking

[–]j_dunkle 0 points1 point ago

KILLING IS WRONG, LET'S KILL HIM! RABBLE RABBLE

[–]I_Walk_To_Work 5 points6 points ago

Source, please?

[–]Komshiya 2 points3 points ago

I tried looking for it I can't seem to find it, I'll keep looking if I do find it I'll get back to you.

[–]Clown_Shoe 3 points4 points ago

I just watched the video. The cat got away and was being chased by the 2 dogs. The black one stopped chasing. I think the cat got away. Atleast I hope :/

[–]Mrlala2 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah i got away, ad now it's evolving its offsprings to tigers. Payback is a bitch!!

[–]MindlessDream 0 points1 point ago

Why do you say this? We can't help out, an it just makes me sad. Way to go.

[–]GoldenFalcon -1 points0 points ago

It appears the dog was not trying to kill it, or... it would have killed it. The dog even looks at the owner to see if it's ok to keep playing. The cat may not think it's playing, but the dog is certainly NOT trying to harm the cat.

[–]Komshiya 6 points7 points ago

Watch the entire video.

[–]whatupnig 1 point2 points ago

Maybe watch the full video, context is a bitch huh?

[–]GoldenFalcon 1 point2 points ago

No one has linked me to the full video yet. So I am still going based on this version.

[–]GregPatrick 188 points189 points ago

That gif was better than the Phantom Menace.

[–]HeWhoWrangles[S] 33 points34 points ago

I like this guy

[–]Squalor- 7 points8 points ago

The choreography was way better than any of the prequels.

[–]buildingwithclay 9 points10 points ago

Indeed. By the way, it makes me happy that the top comment as of right now isn't a Star Wars pun or a line from the movie. Let's make this a thing.

[–]Citizen_Snip 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, it's not a pun or a line from the movie, it's only a guy making fun of the prequels...

[–]supergalactic 1 point2 points ago

run.

[–]vertigo1083 1 point2 points ago

No way, man. I have a bad feeling about this.

[–]LgnTss 2 points3 points ago

Can we get some more upvotes for buildingwithclay please? I too am sick of pun threads being the top comment.

[–]buildingwithclay 0 points1 point ago

Sweet! My own cheering section! Though I don't think it's working, I appreciate the support.

[–]zmartinez12 0 points1 point ago

I normally like dogs but since this is reddit... Fuck that dog up, Cat!

[–]Hallonpaj 29 points30 points ago

Full video with sound: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhkuD54VdJ0&feature=g-all-lik&context=G2da95d1FAAAAAAAADAA

[–]otaconx 3 points4 points ago

That lightsaber sound makes it so much better!

[–]PositivelyWitless 3 points4 points ago

Is it bad that the same sounds played in my head while just watching the gif?

[–]vegasbomb 0 points1 point ago

Nope, I did the same thing.

[–]Sir_WigglesWorth 0 points1 point ago

Gold.

[–]SandyLand85 16 points17 points ago

His kitty-chlorian level is very high.

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[–]somerandommember 0 points1 point ago

I cat believe this. I Felix it's forced.

[–]slickastro 2 points3 points ago

Original post from 2 months ago ;)

Extended Version!

[–]Jackcooper 0 points1 point ago

"one pussy you don't wanna fuck with"

STOP

[–]Ayjlm 2 points3 points ago

Laughed my ass off when he instantly pulled out another saber

[–]Manial 30 points31 points ago

It makes me sad that someone filmed this instead of helping the cat, who's obviously feeling very threatened.

[–]Bob3333 34 points35 points ago

The guy filming it is trying to kill the cat.

[–]icanevenificant 7 points8 points ago

You never know the background of these vids, and it's very possible you end up liking/validating/upvoting something you would normally be outraged about.

[–]I_Walk_To_Work 4 points5 points ago

Source?

[–]Bob3333 4 points5 points ago

Source?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhkuD54VdJ0

[–]I_Walk_To_Work -3 points-2 points ago

"An incredible display of power and determination on the part of this cat"

Where is he trying to get the dog to kill the cat?

[–]gfense 9 points10 points ago

2 dogs, one of them a pitbull, cornering a cat that is obviously terrified, and he stands 3 feet away filming it. It sure looks like he wouldn't care if they killed the cat.

[–]Tw1tchy3y3 1 point2 points ago

You should listen to all of these guys. They own a dog or two, so they MUST be experts on this... /s

[–]I_Walk_To_Work 2 points3 points ago

That's really stretching. I keep hearing this "Don't laugh, he's trying to get the dog to kill the cat" without seeing any proof besides that speculation.

[–]kayesdubya 1 point2 points ago

Ummm...ok.

I have a 100 lb Doberman, 2 Lab-German Shepard Mixes, 1 Chow-Lab mix...and we have cats. They play all the time. My dobbie used to carry the kittens around in his mouth. He was always just playing. A lot of the times the OLDER cats were scared to death of him, because they didn't grow up with him. He just wanted to chase and play, they felt threatened.

EDIT: Also want to mention that when he first started playing with the kittens, we were extra careful watching him. Even if he was just playing, we always took into account his massive size. Accidents can happen. But he was a gentle giant.

[–]Heatbeat 0 points1 point ago

Having seen my dog (and others) play with cats, this dog wasn't intending to kill. It was playing. If the pit wanted to kill it, it would, especially if the owner commanded it (which he didn't).

It's all in the body language of the dog.

[–]Kyrgizion 5 points6 points ago

As a lifelong cat-lover, I'd say this gif is pretty harmless. The dog is wagging its tail througout, indicating it's just playing. The cat's tail isn't very thick either, it seems familiar with this kind of game and that dog. My cats play like this with each other all the time. And they're sisters from the same litter. They love each other.

Believe me, a terrified cat and a murderous dog would make for a whole other, way more graphic gif than this.

[–]meeohmi 7 points8 points ago

All that hesitant behavior means is that the dog has never fought with a cat before. After 5 more minutes of the dog testing the cat's defenses, he would've started biting it. A good scratch would've caused the dog to get serious much quicker. You can see it starting to get real at the end of the gif.

[–]Roughcaster 20 points21 points ago

From another reply:

I saw this full video, that douche bag was trying to get the pit to actually attack/kill the cat which was why the cat was trapped in the alley.

I have cats and a 40-pound dog who play together, it doesn't look like this. That was a seriously threatened cat.

Dogs wag their tails anytime they're excited -- one could be hunting or fighting something while wagging its tail.

edit: for aww factor, this is them right here.

[–]lala989 -3 points-2 points ago

I kind of disagree. That doesn't look like an alley, and that also looks like my cat playing with a dog except for the flying maneuver, that looked like pissed off.

[–]jacobcg 12 points13 points ago

I have had cats all my life. The cat is not playing with the dog ,as indicated by its hissing,stances, and facial expression. It may be that the cat is familiar with the dog, but is irritated as fuck by it, and knows it will chase and pester him physically until he gets away from it.

This is how the cats deal with the dogs in my house when cornered. They know they aren't going to die, but they don't ever feel comfortable around the big dogs and try to stay separate at all times.

[–]lala989 -1 points0 points ago

I've had cats all my life also, seen them around friendly dogs, strange dogs, threatening dogs. That doesn't make Roughcaster's statement true at all that this dog was trying to kill the cat and it was trapped.

[–]Roughcaster 2 points3 points ago

I'm not 100% certain of the dog's motive, but I know for sure that cat was fucking unhappy.

[–]bfogarty27 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhkuD54VdJ0 here's the video

[–]lala989 0 points1 point ago

I would never do that to my cat, and the person filming it is a jackass. The dog didn't look hostile but the cat doesn't know that.

[–]Epicman 1 point2 points ago

Wow...I feel terrible for your pets.

[–]Bob3333 -2 points-1 points ago

Believe me, a terrified cat and a murderous dog would make for a whole other, way more graphic gif than this.

Is this because of your expertise in murderous dog vs. terrified cat situations, or because you're just pulling shit out of your ass?

[–]Yirthos_Gix 4 points5 points ago

As someone who has had to rescue a number of terrified cats from murderous dogs (and failed once), I can tell you that it would indeed be a much more graphic gif.

[–]Anachronan -1 points0 points ago

No, you're wrong.

[–]8002reverse -1 points0 points ago

I agree. I've marked you up from -3 to -2.

[–]thatswhatsup 1 point2 points ago

I disagree. I've marked you from 1 to 0.

[–]veterejf -1 points0 points ago

You were at 1, so I marked you down to 0. We're trying to get him close to 0 right?

[–]chrom_ed -4 points-3 points ago

You're winning!

[–]veterejf -2 points-1 points ago

We're tied!

[–]chrom_ed -2 points-1 points ago

Buddies until the end! :D

[–]One_Dead_Headphone -2 points-1 points ago

Pretty much had to downvote all of you in an attempt to keep karma neutrality.

[–]Siuh 1 point2 points ago

The lightsaber noises. I can hear them! They are in my head!

[–]jimdoescode 2 points3 points ago

The dog should have had a green lightsaber.

[–]malvoliosf 2 points3 points ago

Meow the Force be with you!

[–]FapleJuice 0 points1 point ago

Is that a third dog near the end of the gif?

[–]philosarapter 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who made the lightsaber noises with my mouth while watching this?

[–]AckbarImposter 0 points1 point ago

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb -Dark Helmet

[–]PolardOOd 0 points1 point ago

This is now my favorite gif.

[–]apothecary1796 0 points1 point ago

WOW I laughed for a solid minute after seeing this

[–]SatchelAdair 0 points1 point ago

couldn't find a smaller version?

[–]clonton 0 points1 point ago

as a former owner of an extremely high prey driven dog, this dog didn't look like it had any intention of hurting the cat.

If a bully breed wants to kill something smaller, it does in a quick and violent manner.

[–]stellarfury 0 points1 point ago

This is how lightsaber fights actually look in the prequels.

[–]FeedMeMau5 0 points1 point ago

Was I the only one making the lightsaber sounds during this?

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

Is it..... original content?!? WHAAAAAAAA?!?!

upvote

[–]talllankybastard 0 points1 point ago

If you look really close you can see this pic has been changed

[–]Folseit 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else started making their own lightsaber sounds?

[–]Max_Exploder -4 points-3 points ago

Am i the only one who sees the Dog as the winner? He doesn't need a lightsaber to go up against that sneeze inducing ball of hate.

[–]HeWhoWrangles[S] 6 points7 points ago

How dare you...

[–]Max_Exploder 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah i went there... ya know what? I'd do it again too... Guess what else.. I upvoted you...

Your move...

[–]FuckYouDoug 0 points1 point ago

You...you take that back!

[–]HeWhoWrangles[S] 2 points3 points ago

Oh you:)

[–]Max_Exploder -1 points0 points ago

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/TheHomelessPoet/Art%20Pictures/Anne%20Taintor%20Pictures/CantMakeMe1.jpg

[–]Your_Jaws_My_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Wow....never seen this posted before. (eye roll)

[–]Piratiko -4 points-3 points ago

Normally I can't stand all the cat stuff all over Reddit but this one had me stifling laughter.

[–]Hopper64 1 point2 points ago

HERESY!

[–]jpartin -5 points-4 points ago

This needs sound effects so bad I can taste it.

[–]RDUKE7777777 -4 points-3 points ago

I just totally laughed my ass off. may the upvotes be with you

[–]ImTheFiveWordUser -1 points0 points ago

The shwarz is strong with this one

[–]Bythegodsisay -1 points0 points ago

impressive. most impressive.

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[–]lynxz -3 points-2 points ago

Hmmm.. A sith.

[–]FrenchieSmalls -3 points-2 points ago

Ahhhh... it's good to see you again, Ventress.

[–]zack10011 -1 points0 points ago

REPOAST

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