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[–]Nimrod41544 97 points98 points ago

Came here to say this. Product is not original at all. Would not buy. Tostitos Scoops all day.

[–]r_spiders_link 207 points208 points ago

Ever tried these? They're actually quite flavorful, and have a nice crunch to them.

[–]Nydas 180 points181 points ago

ifuckinghateyou

[–]GreenDude95 68 points69 points ago

How did we all fall for that? His username...

[–]iPlunder 47 points48 points ago

Not everyone reads usernames before they read comments. Being one of those people myself, thanks to Reddit Enhancement Suite I'm always prepared!

[–]Sealalol 9 points10 points ago

finally a good reason to get RES

[–]Quinnjdq 11 points12 points ago

RES has dozens of good reasons to get it. It is honestly the only reason why I can browse reddit, without it the whole lay out is just annoying.

[–]iPlunder 10 points11 points ago

Why would you not want Reddit Enhancement Suite? Reddit Enhancement Suite is incredibly useful. Thanks to Reddit Enhancement Suite I can easily promote Reddit Enhancement Suite to my fellow Redditors in need of Reddit Enhancement Suite!

[–]tontyismynameyeh 8 points9 points ago

[–]siegewolf 2 points3 points ago

I don't want to protect myself. I deserve punishment when I do something stupid.

[–]peaceshot 0 points1 point ago

I'm sceptical of that last link.

[–]Parabolized 0 points1 point ago

yep. just did that. love me some RES.

[–]cat_tastrophe 0 points1 point ago

I even have his name tagged but.. THE WILL OF A TEMPLAH IS STRONGA

[–]flawlesslylogical 4 points5 points ago

It's a new account or a new guy, I had the other one tagged as 'SPIDERS' in red.

[–]bryntheskits 8 points9 points ago

same account as always, your res failed

[–]flawlesslylogical 15 points16 points ago

[–]NJ_Lyons 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn now I want some carrot cake.

[–]brtlblayk 0 points1 point ago

He's been around for quite some time. 9 months to be precise. He's tagged "SPIDERS! DON'T FALL FOR IT!" in red for me.

[–]jderm1 0 points1 point ago

I read the username then clicked it anyway. OH GOD WHY

[–]Dalski 12 points13 points ago

So did I, even with this tag.

[–]Creepybusguy 2 points3 points ago

I have him tagged and friended.. I mean how much bolder and outline can his name get? Still fell for it.

[–]blod09 1 point2 points ago

He is tagged for me too now, thanks for the idea =]

[–]Kikuchiyo123 1 point2 points ago

I had to double check to make sure you weren't him again before opening the link.

No I'm gonna have to read usernames before links all day. Reddit Reading Productivity down 20%.

[–]MrVandalous 23 points24 points ago

I've missed you.

[–]DroogyParade 6 points7 points ago

Hey, Spider bro! Thought you had stopped posting.

[–]aakaakaak 5 points6 points ago

I love you. Glad to see you again.

[–]SilynJaguar 5 points6 points ago

Aw god damn it! Now I can't downvote you because you technically warned me by your username in which I did not read! Fucking, take the upvote, you sly son of a bitch.

[–]dargor 3 points4 points ago

You motherfucker. I've clicked your links many times in the past, and no sweat. But this time, I was expecting a delicious looking, crunchy nacho and instead left with the fucking idea of munching on a spider torax. FUCK THAT.

[–]forr 3 points4 points ago

Technically spiders don't have thorax so you're okay.

[–]CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed 1 point2 points ago

thoraces

Upvoted anyway.

[–]Fraen 1 point2 points ago

You're back!

[–]CK1000 1 point2 points ago

Yes, they are especially good with this kind of dip.

[–]r_spiders_link_ID 2 points3 points ago

This one is tough, jumpers are a bitch. I'm gonna leave it at family for now, but I might edit this post later.

[–]FortunePaw 3 points4 points ago

I had you tagged in red, but still fell for this... I need to punch myself.

[–]Scorpionsblade 1 point2 points ago

I hate you. With a passion.
I am deathly afraid of spiders. I just pissed myself.

[–]adelan 1 point2 points ago

TIL reddit is full of pussies afraid of spiders edit : extreme pussies afraid of pictures of spiders

[–]Hipitoxx 0 points1 point ago

Imagine biting that spider and realizing that when you chewed it open, the liquid wasn't liquid at all but tiny spiders crawling through your mouth and in your throat. You stand there paralyzed, you can't spit them out. Would you swallow or would you just wait there until they walk out?

[–]ceciliabee 1 point2 points ago

swallow them, listen to them scream as they burn in my stomach acid, obtain their power.

[–]zombays 0 points1 point ago

I saw my RES tag for you, and clicked it anyways. You know why? CAUSE I LIKE THE FLUFFY ONES!

[–]iTzTeHWAFFLE 0 points1 point ago

Aha! The tag i put on you that says "spiders" finally came in handy!

[–]erkapathy 0 points1 point ago

Those are great! They stay crunchy even in milk!

[–]Jorru 0 points1 point ago

yes ಠ_ಠ yes i have

[–]dhaft88 7 points8 points ago

They're good, just too thin for any serious scooping. You get ambitious at all and you've got broken chips in the bowl or salsa on your pants.

[–]cochinosanchez 0 points1 point ago

So what you're saying is that you're being hipster for Tostitos?

[–]Gneal1917 5 points6 points ago

THEY DON'T HAVE HANDLES

[–]RugerRedhawk 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, this entire submission is useless because the product already exists, and has for years.

[–]Bossm4n 0 points1 point ago

And I've used those Tostitos to make nachos before. Works like a champ. They even have a baked version.

[–]yiyiyiyi 0 points1 point ago

Why does it say "Great for dipping", surely they're "great for scooping!".

[–]elessarjd 0 points1 point ago

Fritos are too thick and Tostitos are too jagged. Spoonachos seems to address both. Sold.

[–]Iwantapetmonkey 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, been there, done that... I refuse to be impressed by any further chip-verware innovations until they develop the tortilla chip spork.

[–]mrpopperspenguin 25 points26 points ago

Tostitos did it.

[–]funkgerm 1 point2 points ago

And they did it much better than this shitty design which will break every single time.

[–]5Z3 0 points1 point ago

Came here for this.

These have better advertisements though (if it's even a real product).

[–]Townshenge 295 points296 points ago

Dear internet,

Chips ≠ Nachos.

Sincerely, Anyonewhohashadnachosever

[–]TreebeardFangorn 77 points78 points ago

Spoontillachips was probably too long.

[–]steinman17 100 points101 points ago

how about 'scoops'

[–]GeneralWarts 19 points20 points ago

Too fragile. Gotta upgrade to the Heavy Duty version. If you can handle the grease/taste.

[–]rbanke 22 points23 points ago

My dinner last night courtesy of Fritos scoops. http://i.imgur.com/o7ol7.jpg

[–]Beardsy 25 points26 points ago

Do you always photograph your food?

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[–]rbanke 7 points8 points ago

Hah I'm married. We're both thin too ;P

[–]okmkz 9 points10 points ago

pics or gtfo

[–]drizzt5 5 points6 points ago

You should get those tape worms taken care of.

[–]FiberDump 0 points1 point ago

Reddit has yet to discover exercise

[–]rbanke 3 points4 points ago

When I make a masterpiece such as this, yes.

[–]sundbergftw 14 points15 points ago

The walking taco is the way to go!

[–]sweetgreggo 3 points4 points ago

Great, now I want some taco fucking salad.

[–]Cryptan 6 points7 points ago

But with Nacho Cheese Doritos instead of Fritos

[–]ceciliabee 0 points1 point ago

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE???

[–]lemuffins 0 points1 point ago

My high school used to do a variation of this for the a la carte lunches, they just used a dorito bag instead. The line always wrapped entirely around the cafeteria.

[–]BigCliff 4 points5 points ago

Fun fact-

My dad works in industrial automation in the Dallas area, and was in talks with Frito Lay to assemble a system that would use optical scanners, etc to determine if each Scoop that came down the line met the acceptable range of possible shapes for those chips.

In the end, even the liberal standards were going to cause too many chips to get scrapped, so they decided not to implement the system.

[–]nickaggie 52 points53 points ago

Ah scoops, the food that cuts the roof of your mouth worse than captain crunch

[–]CynicalTyler 48 points49 points ago

You gotsta learn how to eat, son.

[–]ScottCarmichael 18 points19 points ago

Yeah seriously...WTF nickaggie? You probably clamp down on your fingertips too because you're in such a rush.

[–]ButtTrumpet 10 points11 points ago

I have to eat it quickly before it leaves!

[–]ScottCarmichael 2 points3 points ago

[Looks at username] You...are not allowed to be part of this discussion.

[–]slapded 3 points4 points ago

u know what fucks the roof of my mouth? french bread pizza

[–]canoedust 2 points3 points ago

Dude, I'm pretty sure I had the same problem when I ate those before.

[–]Julianmuerto 0 points1 point ago

I made these nacho bites with jalapeño cream cheese, julienned chicken, and black beans. If I had cheese on hand I would have topped them off with it. They're oven baked, that makes them healthy right?

http://i.imgur.com/6ipbI.jpg

[–]Guitarable 0 points1 point ago

Who said they were?

[–]scruffy01 53 points54 points ago

I think the current scoops would work better. You would probably have some breakage at the "handle" with this design.

[–]Apostolate 5 points6 points ago

They look structurally weak, the bag will be full of splinters. Dome or spherical shapes are notoriously structurally sound. What ever the fuck this thing is? not so much.

[–]BostonEagle 20 points21 points ago

Pretty sure half the bag will be broken chips, rendering them significantly less useful.

[–]TheDEW 11 points12 points ago

Made with real spoon, so you know it's good.

[–]DarkRend 1 point2 points ago

Does the salsa have real bits of panther?

[–]spazmodic- 1 point2 points ago

The black bits are jaguar spots

[–]zeldawulph 3 points4 points ago

Now, how do I say repost in Spanish?

[–]abeanintheusa 2 points3 points ago

Reposto

[–]andermetalsh 0 points1 point ago

In this context, "reeenvío".

[–]NMbecomesDM 17 points18 points ago

They're called fucking Fritos scoops. Get with the times.

[–]JL_Silva 5 points6 points ago

Hey I made this like 2 months ago. Glad to see people still like it

[–]sweetgreggo 2 points3 points ago

So, Frito Lays "Scoops"?

[–]tronn4 2 points3 points ago

Fritos scoops. Tostitos scoops. GTFO OP

[–]catnipassian 3 points4 points ago

Damn, if that rage face wasn't there I wouldn't have known to laugh /s

[–]wtfsebbe 8 points9 points ago

repost

[–]masturbateToSleep 1 point2 points ago

Noon or Spoocho works too

[–]DarkRend 2 points3 points ago

Spoocho sounds like a weird type of sex with nacho cheese.

[–]barrelotomato 1 point2 points ago

What does the title means? What does the word below the meme says? Please!! Can anybody tell me? I'm dying!!

[–]Buglet91 4 points5 points ago

Dios Mio means "Oh my God"...Madre de Mio means "Mother of mine"...I think he meant "Mother of God", which I think would be Madre de Dio...but that's just my spanglish interpretation based on my 2 years of high school spanish class.

EDIT: Apparently I had a moment of dislexia, I looked again this morning & he did actually say "Madre de Dios" at the end of the strip. I read "Madre de Mio". Apologies.

[–]newxid22 4 points5 points ago

It's madre de dios."dios" meaning god

[–]Buglet91 1 point2 points ago

I knew dios was God, wasn't sure about the grammar for plurals & whatnot. Thank you!

[–]barrelotomato 1 point2 points ago

Oh Gracias!

[–]ceciliabee 0 points1 point ago

madre de mio is technically correct, but i'm pretty sure it is more popular to say madre mia, at least where i live

[–]PutMyDickOnYourHead 1 point2 points ago

BUT WHEN YOU OPEN THE BAG EVERY GODDAMN ONE OF THEM IS BROKEN AND IT RUINS THE ENTIRE POINT OF GETTING THE SPECIALLY DESIGNED CHIPS.

[–]Countryfan237 1 point2 points ago

Bitch please, it's called fritos

[–]Dresdin 1 point2 points ago

I think it's "Jesus Christo".

[–]myeverymovment 1 point2 points ago

ah yes, scoops

[–]Hopeful_Swine 1 point2 points ago

Reddit has taught me more Spanish than high-school.

[–]imsittingdown 1 point2 points ago

[–]tehaleks 1 point2 points ago

No! This is too much salsa-to-chip ratio!

[–]freezerburn666 1 point2 points ago

can we please downvote this repost beacuse we've all determined that fritos and tostitos scoops already exist just like LAST TIME?! holy fucking christ.

[–]Frosticus 1 point2 points ago

podemos hablar en español en este thread? Y también, ¿cómo se dice "thread" en esta lengua loca?

[–]chicharito 0 points1 point ago

hilo?

[–]enphaux 1 point2 points ago

This gets posted once every two weeks and gets a shit ton of upvotes, despite the fact that they already exist and aren't really all that exciting.

[–]Hipitoxx 1 point2 points ago

Those things will probably break like a baby in a Scandinavian metal concert.

[–]fufu_thats_F_U_F_U 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap.....this is it. The pinnacle of all inventions. No matter how intelligent or how hard future inventors work, from this point on, no invention will surpass this. ALL HAIL SPOONACHO!!!

[–]Johnny82 1 point2 points ago

Came here for scoops. Wasn't disappointed.

[–]litkedeep 2 points3 points ago

Came here for "Came here for scoops. Wasn't disappointed." Wasn't disappointed.

[–]test12_test12 1 point2 points ago

Fellow Americans, now you can get fatter easier! What a relief.

[–]tony_bologna 1 point2 points ago

Can't /r/pics be the dumpster for all this shit.

I thought /r/funny was for stuff that is supposed to be funny.

[–]Confucius_says 1 point2 points ago

i dont like that idea. part of the fun of chips is finding the good scooping chips and leaving the shitty ones to your friends.

[–]MadreDios 1 point2 points ago

Yes? You called?

[–]jutct 1 point2 points ago

That's a shitty design. The "handle" will break off with the slightest force. Also, nachos have cheese and chip slathered all over. Being the the shape of a spoon will accomplish nothing useful.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Soy Mexicano y no tengo palabras.

[–]musty_old_claptrap 2 points3 points ago

how much more scooping power do you need? Regular tortilla chips can already hold 10x their weight in toppings/dip easily. Do you really need more toppings than that?

Or is this for reusable dipping? I myself would never double dip. That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip.

[–]sweettea14 4 points5 points ago

When it's a substance that easily falls off a chip, it helps to be able to scoop it up.

[–]musty_old_claptrap 1 point2 points ago

Most tortilla chips I've seen are curved enough for scooping. I can see flat tortilla rounds being less useful, but who eats those?

[–]hooplah 1 point2 points ago

You're getting really in-depth about this.

[–]musty_old_claptrap 0 points1 point ago

I take my snacking very seriously. Also I am bored.

[–]ArtVandelayInd 0 points1 point ago

The cabin....yes! That would be difficult, too.

[–]musty_old_claptrap 1 point2 points ago

Ha. First person to get the reference (or first one who cared enough to comment). Congrats. You win your choice of a can of hot ham water, or a cornballer signed by Richard Simmons.

[–]ArtVandelayInd 1 point2 points ago

I may take the cornballer. Invite some enemies over to try it out.

[–]musty_old_claptrap 1 point2 points ago

Are you, by chance, an importer/exporter?

[–]ArtVandelayInd 2 points3 points ago

That's correct, my main business is from latex.

[–]verugan 0 points1 point ago

I like the bite size or regular rounds but then again I prefer not to have heaping scoops of queso/salsa on my chip.

[–]skipdog172 1 point2 points ago

Um... tostitos made 'scoops' a LONGG time ago.

Reddit, can you quit being stupid?

[–]Mcshreddy 1 point2 points ago

Shut up and take my pesos!

[–]thepcguy 1 point2 points ago

Every time I read one of these I do it with an american spanish accent in my head, cracks me up! (my first language is spanish)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I would think it would be way too salty.

[–]SoLikeHai 0 points1 point ago

Salsa everywhere.

[–]misterxy89 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter, most would break in the bag. :(

[–]mark_trail 0 points1 point ago

At least they avoided the whole sporkanacho thing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

please, tell me this is really happening.

[–]AcuraVIP 0 points1 point ago

This isnt new, tostitos scoops anyone?

[–]CSPattersonDC 0 points1 point ago

Gimme Gimme Gimme

[–]grizz281 0 points1 point ago

title reminds me of this gem that someone posted yesterday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95xJsckpcu0

[–]shazbot996 0 points1 point ago

It's called a Frito.

[–]dom65659 0 points1 point ago

Shut up and take my pesos!

[–]vonillabean 0 points1 point ago

Why not Spooncho?

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

[–]MadMonk67 0 points1 point ago

A-D-M

[–]TheMagicStik 0 points1 point ago

Upload this to /r/trees many more upvotes to be had.

[–]maruchanftw 0 points1 point ago

Im reminded of the scene in Red vs Blue where Church was possessing Lopez... "Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! Madre de dios!"

[–]_ShyGuy_ 0 points1 point ago

I bet they'd break a lot at the handle.

[–]jmbrysk 0 points1 point ago

If that shit doesn't break when you scoop the salsa, I would strongly recommend not introducing it to your digestive tract.

[–]Autotomy 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't it say, "Madre del Dio"?

[–]andermetalsh 0 points1 point ago

Dio's mother? Well it gave birth to an awesome Rainbow's metalhead, but...

[–]sendmorekittens 0 points1 point ago

HOW HAS DORITOS NOT COPIED THIS

[–]Bencool 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if taken from spanish reddit, or just in spanish.

[–]comox 0 points1 point ago

And the Nobel Prize goes to............

[–]TrepanationBy45 0 points1 point ago

It seem somewhat inefficient to eat your spoon every bite.

[–]Burstwaver 0 points1 point ago

That's fine an all, but here in Mexico we still say "Mother of God" when referring to this meme. Saying it in spanish sounds like a cheap copy, as if it was an Asylum film. Sure, there are websites dedicated to memes in spanish and people do follow them. That doesn't etract from how cheap it feels to say "Madre de dios" in meme fashion, even if the expression exists in spanish.

[–]DahnyGober 0 points1 point ago

Spoons look funner.

[–]theheklor 0 points1 point ago

snap ... D'oh!

[–]daggius 0 points1 point ago

These things never have much structural integrity

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 0 points1 point ago

iAy chingado!

[–]UlsterRebels 0 points1 point ago

Correction OP it should be: Madre de Dios

[–]Killzark 0 points1 point ago

Obviously OP hasn't heard of Scoops

[–]YOUR-UNCLE -1 points0 points ago

Seriously? They've been making these for like 10 years.

[–]hectorlca 0 points1 point ago

I've had this idea but for french friees, I guess it's more acceptable to shovel pico de gallo than ketchup into your mouth,

[–]brbegg 0 points1 point ago

The salsa to tortilla ratio is too high.

[–]notsonostalgic 0 points1 point ago

seems like they should call them spachos or something, spoonachos, idk, too many syllables

[–]malefizer 0 points1 point ago

!Don't fuck with the jesus!

[–]ceciliabee 1 point2 points ago

¡no joda con jesus!

[–]stellarfury 0 points1 point ago

ES EL NACHO DIABLO!

[–]teh_best_speller 0 points1 point ago

Tostito Scoops...

[–]mayonesa 0 points1 point ago

SÍ. NOW YOUR CULTURE IS FOR SALE, JUST LIKE THAT OF THE NORTEAMERICANOS.

[–]AllianceOfLions 0 points1 point ago

Spoochos.

[–]PeacefulWarriorWay 0 points1 point ago

Seen this dozens of times on reddit alone, but this one has an even worse title than most. Congratulations on being a karma whore you shit-stain. If I posted everything in my saved pictures online I could get upvotes too.

[–]no_pants 0 points1 point ago

it's not a nacho if there's no cheese noobs.

[–]kenvsryu 0 points1 point ago

Amy Winehouse would be fat and not dead.

[–]atlanticblue 0 points1 point ago

Bag full of broken and useless spoonachos.

[–]Cpasky3 0 points1 point ago

The title should be "Hay Dios Mio."

[–]andermetalsh 0 points1 point ago

"¡Ay!" it's an exclamation, not a transitive verb.

Hay = There is,are

Ahí = There

¡Ay! = Ouch!

[–]Ryuko 0 points1 point ago

Up vote for reminding me that I know what madre de dios means

[–]EroSennin78 0 points1 point ago

I am going out on a limb here and guessing they are Not eating these in Mexico.

[–]Tedthesecretninja 0 points1 point ago

Son of a fucking bitch...... Posted this so damn long ago......

[–]JamersonRosenburg 0 points1 point ago

75% of them are going to come broken in the bag.

[–]strangethingtowield 0 points1 point ago

That's not what a nacho is.

[–]calculatorwatches 0 points1 point ago

"spoonachos" might be the single most seductive word in the English language seriously. say it to yourself. slowly. passionately. I know I wanted to make out with myself afterwards

[–]Yuppers16 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting  Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez.

Only, this is better than life itself.

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

Spoocho's. I am not adding another syllable.

[–]sami055 0 points1 point ago

First thing I thought of is the whole Mexican neighborhood cheering for the girl and picking her up.

[–]bobje99 0 points1 point ago

Not everyone in the world speaks spanish..