woman impregnated by 3d film

dumpsta_baby · 1 month

alternate explanation 1:

after living a virtuous life dedicated to god and the church she is selected as the vessel of the next incarnation of christ... "immaculate conception."

alternate explanation 2:

man at a porn cinema whacks off, let's jizz dribble onto seat discreetly, and immediately leaves as woman enters, drops pants and sits down in the baby goo.... "relay conception."

alternate explanation 3:

she bangs a black guy and blames 3d technology.... "taking-advantage-of-mentally-challenged-husband conception"

I.... I just don't know.

Atario · 1 month

Onion. Gotta be.

beanielove · 1 month

The same thing happened to me.

LawlessLogic · 1 month

I have to call bullshit. There is no way this is legit. Upvote for this making it home to r/WTF though.

madlarkin001 · 1 month

Yet again, another repost...

jamzamurai · 1 month

shoulda watched this. Kid could have had superpowers

falloutman1990 · 1 month

motorhead1308 · 1 month

Dementedgamer · 1 month

Stupidity, mind numbing, bullshit. What!

Explodagamer · 1 month

I think you need you need 4d for that feature.

RancidPonyMilk · 1 month

maybe a black guy fucked her as she was watching the film...she thought it was just good special effects

dahilsaiyoe · 1 month

and that boy went on to become our president... only in America

the_nanabijou · 1 month

She says she's going to sue the cinema and the producers...uhh yeah good luck with that. Then again, why work when you can sue someone, right? ONLY in America.

Schopenhauwitzer · 1 month

duh, some dumb "slavery ended 300 years ago!" racist made this. You can tell because it is poorly written and has too many plot devices which "people who have a black friend" would find scandalous.

WTF

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