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[–]StrewwelChris 23 points24 points ago

It probably hurt less than docking the tail and cropping the ears. That dog gets a free pass on biting people.

[–]time2blunt 2 points3 points ago

i would....murder that guy....controlling the pointer.

[–]JSaltsea 6 points7 points ago

downvoted on account of cropped ears >.<

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1 point2 points ago

My balls just hid inside me and they haven't come back out yet.

[–]ThePancaker 1 point2 points ago

Classic

[–]Stalemate9 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted for being older than the internet itself.

[–]RepostFromGifToFunny[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh... Sorry if this was a repost...

[–]Stalemate9 1 point2 points ago

Apology accepted, I have taken my downvote back.

[–]FuckYouAndYourMarker 1 point2 points ago

UPVOTES AND HUGS FOR EVERYBODY.

[–]Stalemate9 0 points1 point ago

Yay :)

[–]FuckYouAndYourMarker -1 points0 points ago

Oh gawd this made me think of that "sub 4 sub" nonsense in the older days of youtube.

[–]Stalemate9 -1 points0 points ago

How is it like that at all?

[–]FuckYouAndYourMarker -1 points0 points ago

It's not. It just made me think of it. c:

[–]souldonkey -1 points0 points ago

Make it upvotes and blow jobs and we're in business.

In fact, forget the upvotes.

[–]Lasthion 0 points1 point ago

Did they crop the dogs ears?

[–]Darth2132 0 points1 point ago

Someone got the f••• kicked out of them

[–]DrMikeFeltercunt 0 points1 point ago

my balls see this coming & pucker every time I see this

[–]LikeThese 0 points1 point ago

I had a teacher who showed this in class almost every day. It was glorious.

[–]Frankiegamer 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that considered animal cruelty?

[–]fishnetdiver 0 points1 point ago

only because there was no peanut butter involved

[–]Scumbag_Dustin 0 points1 point ago

I used to do this to my father, except when he was laying on his stomach. Me and my mother thought it was hilarious when my dog would bite his ass.

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[–]DreggerBoy 11 points12 points ago

Is this some sort of forgotten language?

[–]dailyfusion 2 points3 points ago

no, just an 11 year old. his balls just dropped last week and it was his first experience.