This? Just a baby Sea Lion, not a big deal, really

bibelotheque · 5 months

Why does he have such lifeless eyes?

sunsabowl · 5 months

Just a repost. No big deal.

Roopa132 · 5 months

"just a" , "not a big deal"

Why can't you just write a normal title?

unheimlich · 5 months

Shittiest title I've seen today. Congratulations!

brookuslicious · 5 months

Your title made me not want to click, but I had to see the cuteness anyway.

straw_dog · 5 months

And by sea lion, you mean seal right?

Stop_Being_A_Cunt · 5 months

Not a big deal? No worries, I'll downvote accordingly.

Peeepoop · 5 months

Aw hes so cute I just want to rub his cute little face against mine awwwwwwwwww.

outside925 · 5 months

not a big seal, really

FTFY

Evelic · 5 months

THIS IS A BIG DEAL, STOP LYING. :(

Youvegotfail · 5 months

I wanna pet it >:(

Notru · 5 months

You may as well have titled the post: Here's a baby sea lion. Give me karma.

Xylth · 5 months

It's interesting how you can see the paws inside his front flippers.

enderxeno · 5 months

I miss the days when reddit comments weren't whiny bitchfests.

SolarTsunami · 5 months

If its not a big deal than why did you fucking post it?

SkullFuckMcRapeCunt · 5 months

It's like he wants to be made into a derping meme.

IDigGiantRobots · 5 months

IT'S EATING MY SOUL.

wordmonkey · 5 months

This makes my Wednesday!

pinklady968 · 5 months

I've just realised that sea lion is actually written as sea lion and not seal-lion. This is pretty groundbreaking.

OatStraw · 5 months

Get my club!

donkeyrock · 5 months

" he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces."

carloscondit · 5 months

Here's a picture Netscape, which is about as old as that seal picture.

Fountainofknowledge · 5 months

Not a big deal? Thanks for feeling the need to post then, I guess.

KnownAsRye · 5 months

No big deal

[deleted] · 5 months

Deep Derp Derp

LA-lady · 5 months

Adorable. :)

Discovererman · 5 months

Extensively trained to contort in the cutest ways imaginable.

entbeard · 5 months

I like how its facial expression is: "Oh OP, you're so funny with the 'not a big deal' nonsense"

Cobra_Viperdarthmaul · 5 months

I can see this Sea Lion being the hyper active dog I never had lol

Incongruity7 · 5 months

I like how you can see his feet and flippers clearly, showing the similarities between species.

Shellie7 · 5 months

This makes me smile:) I love sea lions!

DarkLoad1 · 5 months

Aaaaaugh this is so cute it's making me angry

Roskheim · 5 months

Rin the sea lion.

scinden · 5 months

Your false humility is showing.

TristanTheViking · 5 months

Is it just me or does it look like it got cut in half?

TSeven · 5 months

Awww it looks like a pokemon! :(

conspiracyx1 · 5 months

Anyone else think for a second that it was cut in half?

RobotLido · 5 months

I believe I'll be the judge of that. It's a freakin' huge deal!

56wolves · 5 months

His face kinda looks like Jack Skellington's from the Nightmare Before Christmas, mainly the soulless black eyes.

bigfoot675 · 5 months

I can't help thinking its a horker

lucasreher · 5 months

must. not. make. eye. contact.

SIVILIZATIOUS · 5 months

Although its so cute, I am deeply scared by looking at those eyes...

entmenscht · 5 months

The head.

bayword123 · 5 months

its so fucking adorable

Rachelohara18 · 5 months

aww its cute

fieldhockey44 · 5 months

"Set course on Maximum Derp. Engage."

Eggtruck · 5 months

More like "not a big seal really"

o0marshmellow0o · 5 months

It looks like it is possessed, if I have a nightmare tonight I blame you.

explosivechiliring · 5 months

camera in one hand, club in the other?

LpSamuelm · 5 months

-poot-

pixie14 · 5 months

Not a big seal.

cookrw1989 · 5 months

I would so take that seal out for a night of clubbing!

Dawn_Of_The_Dave · 5 months

Not quite a staggeringly cute as this

cocoacacoconut5 · 5 months

Looks like a puppy wearing flippers!

EatTheCake · 5 months

It makes me sad to know that that cute little animal will grow up to be a vicious motherfucker.

hobosuit · 5 months

SOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEE OMG

Avengerassemble64 · 5 months

Me gusta! :)

tray52 · 5 months

so much cuteness.

GrogtheNailer · 5 months

As a Canadian, I would like to welcome the baby seal to the club...

idma · 5 months

oh, the clubbing possibilities

JailHouseRok · 5 months

Took me about 10 seconds to figure out where its eyes were

gravytown · 5 months

He's staring into my soul! Slowly learning all my dark secrets

spongeyjew · 5 months

Hey guys, I'm going clubbing later..

BlackPowerRager · 5 months

He looks cut in half...

jsingh89 · 5 months

your dog is cute

xIMARLBOROIx · 5 months

This face reminds me of that thing that attacks cung le in pandorum. I wouldn't trust it.

bleeding_dying_love · 5 months

quick, wheres my club?

SaintlyPineapple · 5 months

Does anyone wanna go clubbing?

cheesefan · 5 months

No shit, saw this in the form of a birthday card with a joke on the inside saying something like "you still look good at any angle"

owmyhip · 5 months

Normally I prefer to club baby harp seals, buuuuut I might make an exception for this.

Obskulum · 5 months

This? Just a downvote, not a big deal really.

CrookedCircus · 5 months

Can't tell if cute, or really creepy.

AnthercPeru · 5 months

There's something wrong with it's neck.

Program_These · 5 months

Looks dead, or retarded.

Program_These · 5 months

IT'S ALL ALONE, ITS MOTHER ABANDONDED IT!!!! WE MUST SAVE IT!!!1!

N9325 · 5 months

Honey... Get the club.

AlphaKat · 5 months

you're right OP, it's isn't a big deal.

druking1 · 5 months

I shall call him Clubby

Bext · 5 months

It's time to go clubbing!

CunningDroid · 5 months

I am going to go and make a Tshirt now.

zhellk · 5 months

Let's introduce him to the CLUB..................of Baby sea lions Fans.

majormeathooks · 5 months

at first i thought cyclops

pieman3141 · 5 months

Its eyes are creepy.

SydTheDrunk · 5 months

Damn. That would make a great hat.

RebeccaRegicide · 5 months

whever I go on r/aww I always end up crying from the cutness T_T

Lwislol · 5 months

Looks creepy as fuck. ಠ_ಠ

LazyJohnson · 5 months

Does anyone else think this thing looks straight-up chopped in half with dead lifeless eyes?

TronaldMcDonald · 5 months

I would upvote this if i didn't want to punch the poster for their generic sarcastic "NO BIG DEAL" . yeah it isn't a big deal. look at google image search

finnegantzmahoneyz · 5 months

Not that I approve of clubbing or anything of the sort...

I was on a hunting expedition in Antarctica when I saw several of these clubbies (no pun intended; it's seriously their names!) Ironically, we weren't hunting for any animals of the sort. We were amateur geologists looking to progress in our respective fields. We were hunting for the unexplained. Antarctica was a place of fascinating and unadultered wonders beneath the icy surfaces and templates.

Antarctica was, however, also a threat to our entire mission. Dog sledding to the center of the ice caps, we found we were somewhat insufficient in supplies. We were pretentious young fellows though. None of us expected to lose having came so far. Obviously risking the trek without food and shelter would prove near fatal for us. We overestimated our stamina, overeating and dwindling the food. Many of our blankets had blown away with the frigid Antarctican winds. We had to retreat.

However, we had nowhere to go. The only logical response we had to the situation was to retreat north where it was slighty warmer. We nearly died just trying to make it to the coast of the frozen continent. The important thing was that we made it. But now we were without food. We had no contacts as we had miscalculated the direction we had gone. We were on uncharted land.

Now this is where the baby seals come in. There were packs of them. We thought we had died! Logically, as any geologist would, we packed our clubs. One of ours, who didn't pack sufficiently (probably what led to this conundrum), brought a harpoon which weighed him down the entire trip and prevented him from bringing anything else. He knew he couldn't hit any of the seals quite agile enough. He needed something lighter. He thrust his harpoon out into the waters and killed a narwhal. With the narwhal horn, he joined us once again. There wasn't a baby seal left undisturbed. We had harvested the entire farm of them. It was nothing more than a bloody wasteland left where these clubbies had once inhabited.

Now I'm not saying hunting these things was pleasant, but it was satisfying. I will tell you why. Raw baby seal tasted like heaven on earth. You will never experience anything quite like it. I have developed a new respect for those who club baby seals, and perhaps I hope you, the reader, will have developed a sort of acknowledgement for them too.

adubftw · 5 months

He looks like he's already been clubbed.

uncleconker · 5 months

All my upvotes.

mydoublewide · 5 months

I suddenly have the urge to go clubbing

williemax · 5 months

that is a seal I would take to the club

jtcompound · 5 months

This? Just a downvote, not a big deal, really.

For the love of Reddit, stop adding "Just" to the title.

TheSantaslave · 5 months

Downvoted for the absolutely terrible title.

123GoTeamShake · 5 months

Your title is seriously just an abomination.

mnnmnmnnm · 5 months

Stop looking so delicious!

BadMrFrosty · 5 months

Did you have to have a title like that? It sounds really dumb.

[deleted] · 5 months

I would totally make a hat out of that.

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