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[–]orismology 275 points276 points ago

[–]TheAmbiguityBuster 330 points331 points ago

WHAT YOU MEAN THEY DON'T CARRY THAT SIZE I AM SHOCKED I MEAN REALLY SHOCKED

[–]Roastmasters 20 points21 points ago

My Megatron has to keep it's feet warm somehow.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 87 points88 points ago

This isn't real?

They don't make that size?

I have to be honest,

It's such a surprise,

I'm really quite shocked,

And hurt not to mention,

When I saw those big shoes,

My heart suffered tension,

Here was the answer,

To my giant foot woes,

Now I can cover,

My gigantic toes!

But no, oh no,

It wasn't to be,

My feet won't be covered,

They'll have to stay free,

I've said too much,

Ill go take a seat,

My foots in my mouth,

I just can't stomach defeat,

I'll continue my search,

I won't stop till I'm dead,

My giant feet will lead me,

A big path I'll tread.

[–]TheAmbiguityBuster 48 points49 points ago

meh, 5/10

[–]Painted_Seven 18 points19 points ago

Two toes up, would read again.

[–]army_of_dicks 4 points5 points ago

I love that you're still doing this, came across an early one before, and everytime I come across another on it's like I've found a little easter egg, THANK YOU FOR SMILES RHYMING HUMAN!

[–]LeKetay2525 1 point2 points ago

Thought this was a novelty account, looked at username and got a big surprise.

[–]csarpaul 1 point2 points ago

I have seen you everywhere lately Dildo_Ball_Baggins. That is one username I will never forget.

[–]iamesauce 44 points45 points ago

I don't give a shit man- if someone makes a slipper that big, they deserve the publicity anyways.

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 37 points38 points ago

If someone sends me a slipper that big I'll fucking sleep in it. That thing looks cozy!

[–]orismology 7 points8 points ago

Haha, I agree. I wish they actually sold them.

[–]Miroudias 5 points6 points ago

When Shaq wants a fuckin' slipper, Shaq gets a fuckin' slipper.

[–]BullNiro 13 points14 points ago

Yeah I came here to point this out. It's faking news, lying to people to sell stuff.

[–]Apostolate 37 points38 points ago

You're saying that company doesn't normally sell size size 1,450 shoes?

[–]MrBoog 25 points26 points ago

I could have told you it was fake without ever seeing the proof. Out of all of the unbelievable things I have seen, this was one of the unbelievablest.

[–]jozlod 12 points13 points ago

unbelievablest.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Nebulaoblivion 4 points5 points ago

That word is one of the most believablest words I've seen.

[–]ungulate 2 points3 points ago

In fact it may be the believablestest of all.

[–]Hoobleton 1 point2 points ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

[–]GoldwaterAndTea 5 points6 points ago

Looks like they took a page out of the Don Draper playbook.

[–]Ocrasorm 326 points327 points ago

I have size 16 feet. When this was all the rage I had 23 pictures of this posted on my facebook wall. It makes me unhappy but also happy that I have friends.

[–]ColossalPigeon[S] 169 points170 points ago

i'm size 13. Nowhere near you, but i know the feeling when there aren't good shoes in stock.

[–]Ocrasorm 109 points110 points ago

It is so hard to get footwear. I am Irish and went to NYC and to the nike factory store. I thought to myself... Finally I will be able to choose what I like other that just taking the one pair in my size that look like they were cobbled together by Elves on Acid.

Anyway get to this massive store and there was only 1 pair in my size. Major disappointment!!

Edit: Gobbled is not what I meant at all at all.

[–]chacochaco 31 points32 points ago

If you ever come back, go to a Nordstrom Rack. It's an outlet for a big department shop and they carry up to size 16 in men's. And it's actually affordable because it's an outlet!

[–]dreamerkid001 21 points22 points ago

Found a size 22 there once. Now that was a sight. Weirdest doc martens I've ever seen.

[–]chacochaco 9 points10 points ago

My brother once found a pair of bright yellow patent leather doc martens in his size (big) and I tried to convince him to buy them but he wouldn't :( They looked like something Ronald McDonald would wear.

It's always fun to browse shoe racks there to see what kind of crazy shit you can find.

[–]MotherFuckingCupcake 12 points13 points ago

My sister has weirdly huge feet. Like 11 in female sizes (9ish in male I think? She's 5'5.). So she visits me in San Francisco (from the midwest) and she finds all sorts of crazy high heels in her size. So, being the blunt girl I am, I tell her "Y'know, those heels were probably donated by drag queens."

She has never let me forget this.

[–]chacochaco 9 points10 points ago

Haha yes! I wear a 10 and I live in the bay area too. I ID drag queen shoes all the time in thrift stores (stretched out wide or just wide and fabulous). I told a size 11 friend to go to SF after she complained about the lack of shoes in her size. She asked why. I told her. She thought it was awesome.

[–]dopafiend 1 point2 points ago

Yes! I picked up a shoe their once sure that it was some kind of oversized gimmick display....nope, just fucking huge shoe!

[–]criticismguy 3 points4 points ago

They're not just "a big department shop". They're a big department store that was for more than 60 years (i.e., most of the time it has existed) -- purely a shoe store, and the largest independent shoe chain in the country.

[–]minivanmegafun 1 point2 points ago

Also, keep an eye on their website. They have bi-annual Large Shoe events. Apparently they have a semi full of big shoes and truck them around between their stores.

[–]joxena 72 points73 points ago

I hate, hate, HATE looking for shoes. Often times we Native Americans have uh, uniquely shaped feet. (Think Donald Duck width and length, and thick!) Nike makes a shoe for these feet called an Air Native N7. YAY!!! But they're only available on reservations. W.T.F.F.?!

[–]KaralynZ 14 points15 points ago

Shit, is that where my weird feet come from, my Arapaho grandmother?

[–]ryansoper 14 points15 points ago

No, You were adopted.

[–]betterthanthee 43 points44 points ago

wow I totally thought you were trolling

I never thought I'd see the day where a shoe manufacturer made shoes just for Indians haha

[–]phantasma186 25 points26 points ago

I think you mean injuns

[–]chacochaco 6 points7 points ago

There's a couple of pairs up on ebay but most of those are expensive :(

[–]Banaam 4 points5 points ago

Have you tried your size with an e? I need at least w, but preferably e for my extra wide toes...

[–]joxena 8 points9 points ago

Yes I have, thanks for the suggestion. It's not just the width, though. My feet are very short and my toe ends form a straight line from left to right. (I'm not exaggerating much when I say that I've got Donald Duck feet. If someone saw my naked footprints in the sand they'd put photos up with the caption, "WTF?") Every pair of shoes that I've ever owned were empty in the front, I usually stuff the toe area with polyester fiberfill. Sucks. :\

[–]ProsithiusErvingMott 13 points14 points ago

Pics please :-)

[–]Louiecat 4 points5 points ago

All of you people with big feet need to stop whining so much. Just think of the poor soul with size 1450 feet who only received one slipper!

[–]Consequentialist 1 point2 points ago

How about pitying those of us with tiny feet? I'm a women's 5.5/6 (men's 3.5/4) and almost nobody stocks shoes that small since they don't sell that many.

[–]Louiecat 1 point2 points ago

Not small enough. For me to pity you as much as I pity the person with size 1450 feet, your feet would have to be measured in nanometers.

[–]codeloss 2 points3 points ago

Shoe collectors will be coming to reservations and setting up camp the night before the launch of the new Air Native N8s.

[–]xGodlyUnicornx 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like Commander Shepards shoes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Maybe I'm wrong but it seem pretty cool of Nike to make a shoe for the Native American population. You figure they'd have left such a task to a more niche oriented shoe company.

[–]flightworthy 1 point2 points ago

Picture, please.

[–]Sure_lll_Eat_That 6 points7 points ago

I also wear size 16's and have found ordering directly from Nike, Adidas and zappos works best for getting the size that you want after having determined the style of shoe that you want while in the store. Also, with the advent of search engines you can search out promo codes for free shipping and sometimes price reductions. Best of luck you clown-shoed bastard!

[–]Ocrasorm 1 point2 points ago

Ha! Cheers. What price range are you talking about when ordering direct at that. I only ask because my footware budget is maybe 200 of your American dollars for the year. Times be hard so I try get maybe three or 4 out of that.

[–]Sure_lll_Eat_That 3 points4 points ago

200 is more than enough to pick up 3 pairs at least. Typically i shop at zappos and can find sales on at least 1 pair that i like for about 50-60 USD. The nike and adidas sites can be slightly more expensive and are a last resort in the case that everywhere else is sold out. Just make sure that you find a promo for free shipping, some sites will even have an order minimum and then will include free shipping automatically.

[–]gngstrMNKY 1 point2 points ago

Check Oddball and Amazon. Amazon's inventory changes a lot, so it pays to check back fairly frequently.

[–]latecraigy 5 points6 points ago

gobbled together by elves on acid

The mental picture you gave me is priceless

[–]ColossalPigeon[S] 45 points46 points ago

'murica

[–]Ocrasorm 19 points20 points ago

Muricant in this case! Well actually I did get it sorted with some American cousins so Murican!

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[–]Pwoshi 4 points5 points ago

Size 8-12.

[–]caramonfire 16 points17 points ago

It's easy to get shoes smaller than that too, if you like light-up power rangers shoes.

[–]RielDealJr 10 points11 points ago

Actually, getting shoes in men's size 6 is a pain in the ass. Everyone carries up to size 5 in boys, and size 7 and up in men's. So I can't even get the light up shoes.

[–]OnlysayswhatIwant 6 points7 points ago

Who the hell doesn't?!

[–]rephtar 5 points6 points ago

Who doesn't?

[–]GoldwaterAndTea 3 points4 points ago

It just shows you how hard those sizes are to come by. If any country is going to have a wide selection of big fucking shoes it's us!

[–]slimmtl 4 points5 points ago

go to atlantic city nearby, they have outlet stores for several brands, nike included, with all the shoe sizes you can dream of. Bigfoot paradise.

[–]sparksandrocks 5 points6 points ago

Never...NEVER shop in Manhattan if you need something. Always go to another borough or a less popular part of Manhattan if you need something. They will usually have it in stock.

[–]darkneo86 4 points5 points ago

I know that feel bro. Except I have size 7 1/2 feet as a full grown man. I have baby feet. I can never find any in my size in the store.

[–]dreamerkid001 1 point2 points ago

My little brother wears the same size. He has the same problem. The only way he finds shoes is by going to as many outlet malls as possible. Sometimes he'll go to 5 stores there and nothing, but other times there are a few different pairs in one spot. I guess it's just a hit or miss type thing. Unfortunately, they are hardly ever cool looking.

[–]lurkallthethings 1 point2 points ago

I know how that is, I wear 15's myself. My one good pair of boots had to be custom ordered because the site I got them from only stocked up to 14's, thus making the price go up to $200. God damn they are sexy and comfortable though..

[–]mysticrudnin 1 point2 points ago

New Balance has always had my back. I'm 16 wide, and have been since 10th grade (glad that stopped!) and I used to buy shoes online until I discovered New Balance...

[–]vengeful_hamster 1 point2 points ago

Little known fact, the best place to find larger nikes is at a nike outlet. The one I used to work at always had larger shoes on hand up to a size 16 with several different styles and pairs available. You just have to ask an employee to go to the back and get them for you.

[–]HellsGuardian 10 points11 points ago

Size 13 and really wide feet, sucks man. I'll never wear converse, even if I wanted to.

[–]coaltown 3 points4 points ago

13 wide here too, I can't find that many good shoes that fit so when I do find some I wear the same brand and style for years.

[–]Pwoshi 2 points3 points ago

14 wide... Sucks to be you guys!

[–]GoldwaterAndTea 7 points8 points ago

New Balance-- Learn it. Know it. Live it.

[–]steffenmac 3 points4 points ago

Damn straight, my last pair of NB 13 wide lasted for damn near 5 years. On my second pair now, but they are already looking like shit. Who cares, I'm gonna use these until they literally fall off my feet.

[–]theineffablebob 1 point2 points ago

But New Balance makes almost all athletic shoes, and that's not a good casual look. I'm sure there's a brand out there that makes wide shoes that are also stylish.

[–]beezerblanks 2 points3 points ago

I'm a size 14 and have been ordering shoes online for over 10 years. Reason being is that I've always enjoyed skate type shoes which they don't usually have in over a size 12 in the stores. While it is a little more expensive ($10-20) for the custom shoes I have only had one real pair that I didn't enjoy the fit of (DVS I belive). Two of the comfiest brands have been Vans and Osiris. Really for me the only downside is never being able to test a pair of shoes out like you would in a retail store.

[–]StudntDrivr 1 point2 points ago

If you ever decide you want to, you can make custom ones on their website. I've got size 14 feet and I've been wearing converse for the last couple of years.

[–]SanFransicko 1 point2 points ago

Same here. Try finding motorcycle boots. I had a pair that took about a year to break in, then I wore them for ten more years until the sole wore through.

[–]criticismguy 7 points8 points ago

I'm a size 13 to size 15, depending on the brand and shoe, because once you get beyond 12 it seems to be pretty much "whatever size we feel like making it and fuck you for not having size 10 like a normal person".

[–]TR3NCHFOOT 4 points5 points ago

Having 13 is great, because the shoes that go on sale ALWAYS have size 13 left. In my experience at least, it seems like 10-11 are the most popular sizes

[–]pulled 2 points3 points ago

Yep, go to Ross and hit the clearance, it's all sz6 and sz13 mens shoes that didn't sell at department stores.

[–]Solid364 5 points6 points ago

13 is still somewhat common... I have a 14 and wear DC's, when I walk in to a store I just ask them to bring out any 14 they may have. I'm lucky if I get two to choose from

[–]fishmaster2012 5 points6 points ago

Hey man, you know what they say about big feet.

[–]GenBlase 21 points22 points ago

"Damn, that's some big feet."

[–]0HJOANNNE 1 point2 points ago

They wear big socks?

[–]mahimahi 1 point2 points ago

"They need big shoes."

[–]Flynn58 3 points4 points ago

You think you do? I was size 12 when I was 12 years old, now I'm a 13. With flat and wide feet. No fucking shoe fits.

[–]reidhasguitar 3 points4 points ago

I've got wide feet too! Man, you'd think everybody was walking around with blade-feet with the way that they make shoes...

[–]Flynn58 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, but at least you can buy the AA size. I have no arch in my feet. Not a low arch, no arch.

[–]reidhasguitar 2 points3 points ago

AA? I don't buy brands flash enough to fit with any standard sizing.

[–]astrospective 1 point2 points ago

High arches are just as bad I've got a 14 extra wide and nothing fits right. If it's high enough and wide enough, there's going to be a lot of extra room in the toe box.

[–]TheGrizzlyMan 2 points3 points ago

AGREED my high arched brother

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 2 points3 points ago

This. My arches are so high they don't touch the ground when I'm barefoot. NOTHING fits right. I've had to cope using inserts, but even those don't provide enough support.

[–]PoopyBloodCum 6 points7 points ago

Why would you wear shoes while fucking?

[–]xGodlyUnicornx 12 points13 points ago

Dude... Your name.

[–]InjuredGods 2 points3 points ago

lol I was a 13 when I was 12.

[–]kansaii 9 points10 points ago

I was a size 15 when I was 15. It was great in high school, I had a teacher who would tell us to "act our age, not our shoe size". It made me chuckle.

[–]InjuredGods 2 points3 points ago

I wish that happened to me. :( my shoe size was always bigger than my age up till I was like 15.

[–]TheDesktopNinja 1 point2 points ago

Same problem. Except I'm a 15...6E...FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK shoe shopping.

[–]LukaCola 2 points3 points ago

My shoe size isn't extraordinary, just like 12, but I have rather wide feet. Shopping for shoes just kind of sucks, there's no way to find a wide shoe, it's just not measured. It's just a system of trial and error and often I end up buying a size larger because of it.

Just thought I'd share. At least you can look on the box and be done with it.

[–]ToxicThrob 4 points5 points ago

not to be an asshole but you used the word "just" an awful lot [∞]

[–]LukaCola 1 point2 points ago

My brain gets stuck on repeat when you enter the midnight + times.

You'd think I wouldn't pick these times to write essays and such.

[–]Vault-tecPR 1 point2 points ago

You're just tired, don't worry about it. He's just being pedantic... It's just fun and games, it is just reddit after all.

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 1 point2 points ago

Umm... They DO make "wide" sized shoes. Try looking for shoes with a W or an E next to the number. I would know... I wear a triple wide...

[–]callummmm 2 points3 points ago

I'm 6'3 with size 7's .. I would love bigger feet.. These hoofs really can't handle my weight..

[–]saaaaad_panda 1 point2 points ago

Back in high school, I used to fluctuate between a 13 and a 14, depending on the make of the shoe. Apparently, your feet swell when you're very active (at least that's what the shoe salesman told me, didn't really look into it) because now in my more sedentary days with a desk job, I'm a 12 no matter what the shoe. It's ridiculous how much those one or two sizes make a difference in finding shoes.

[–]BigZ7337 1 point2 points ago

I have size 14 extra wide feet. The horrible thing for me is looking for shoes and having all of the size 14's being normal width, and all of the sizes 10 and under being wide width. It's like most shoe companies/stores think that people either have really long skinny feet, short really wide feet, or normal feet. :)

[–]SolarTsunami 1 point2 points ago

Im a size 13 and rarely have trouble finding shoes in that size. However, I also happen to be a EEEE width, so its like I might as well kill myself.

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 2 points3 points ago

13EEE reporting in. Try boots. I buy mine at the army outlet store. They're the only thing I can find on the rack that actually fits comfortably.

[–]tylenols1 1 point2 points ago

I'm sixteen and have 15.5 size shoes. It is hell when a shoe gets worn out, and don't even get me started on socks.

[–]-DevilsAdvocate- 1 point2 points ago

You're not the only ones that have trouble. I'm like a 9 triple e (very wide feet). It's impossible for me to find shoes that are wide enough that don't look like old man shoes, or have velcro. My pinkie toes look somewhat crushed and i wonder if it's because of years of wearing shoes to narrow.

[–]ZerglingBBQ 1 point2 points ago

I used to be a little bit of a sneaker-head in my younger days. When I went looking for deals at the mall and such I'd always find clearance sales on footwear that was size 13. It'd cost almost half as much as the size 11 or 12 shoes.

People with big feet get really good deals because those sizes never sell.

[–]finest_bear 1 point2 points ago

I am a size 12 narrow on my left foot and an 11 double wide (surgery to blame for width) on my right. Is a total pain to find shoes, some stores will sell two different lengths though which is very nice

[–]SightUnseen1337 1 point2 points ago

Size 15 here, me too. I've worn the exact same style of show for the last 5 years because it's the only one I could find to try on in a store less than fifty miles away. I just order a new pair or two off the internet every year.

[–]darksidemojo 10 points11 points ago

A fellow size 16-er. It's a sad day when you realize that you basically get to wear basketball sneakers or New Balance for the rest of your life.

[–]TheDesktopNinja 2 points3 points ago

Love New Balance....although even their outlet store usually only has 1-2 pairs in my size. (15 6E) =/

And forget about it if I want to find hiking boots or something.

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 2 points3 points ago

For hiking boots try the army/navy outlet store. They usually have a good selection of high-performance combat boots, and will order your size directly from the manufacturer if you request it.

[–]E00000B6FAF25838 2 points3 points ago

Those are some crazy wide feet... I wear 15 4E. Everywhere I've looked 4E seems to be the max width. Suddenly I think my problem is insignificant compared to yours.

[–]jermo123 1 point2 points ago

Also a big footer here... If you want some more selection I've found endless.com and oddball.com to have some pretty nice shoes :)

[–]waffle569 5 points6 points ago

Ryan Styles?

[–]leedorham 7 points8 points ago

Shoe pro tip: My roommate in college wore 17's. He found out the football team got brand new turf shoes every spring and many of them ended up in the dumpster after spring football. A little dumpster diving at strategic times of year yielded new or gently used sneakers.

[–]jordankw 5 points6 points ago

Size 15 here and I feel your pain bro. It sucks finding some nice ones online and clicking the dropdown to see they stop at 11/12

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 1 point2 points ago

Yeah this pisses me off all the time. People always say "Just order them online!" but even the manufacturers website doesn't carry my size (13EEE)

[–]datdercrappyusername 2 points3 points ago

you sound like one of those really big people thats super nice unless someone does something to upset you then you CRUSH THEM!

[–]Ocrasorm 2 points3 points ago

I do scare people unintentionally though, probably being 6ft 5 with ginger hair and a beard.... jokes on them... I bruise like a peach!! MUUHAHAHA!

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 2 points3 points ago

I'm 6-4 and have the same issue with scaring people. I don't think it's the ginger hair, since I have brown hair. People tell me all the time that I seem unapproachable simply because of my size and posture.

Apparently I give off some very aggressive vibes if you've never met me, simply from the way I stand. Damn all those years of combat training...

[–]jetson215 2 points3 points ago

Size 15 here. All I can say is, you buy 'em when you see 'em.

[–]lightfingers 2 points3 points ago

as a european I have no idea how big your feet are

[–]Ocrasorm 1 point2 points ago

Ha! I am European. In Ireland we use these sizes. The rest of Europe uses the cm one. I think around size 58?? Could be wrong though.

[–]Deddan 1 point2 points ago

I think size 16 (male) is the US is size 15 in Ireland and the UK, and size 48 in the rest of Europe.

[–]Synth3t1c 2 points3 points ago

Peggy Hill?

[–]Readingrainboom 5 points6 points ago

Is it true that the size of your foot is the same size as your penis?

[–]coaltown 50 points51 points ago

I wish, I have a size 13 foot and a 4.5 inch (when erect) hidden penis.

[–]Bored_At_Night 28 points29 points ago

At least you aren't ashamed about it.

[–]coaltown 30 points31 points ago

I'm really ashamed, but nobody on the internet knows me. It's part of the reason I tried killing myself before because I figured no woman would love me or I wouldn't be able to satisfy her because of it.

[–]BlackDan 74 points75 points ago

Woahhh there cowboy.

[–]Bacon_Hero 51 points52 points ago

Shit just got real, penile-depression style.

[–]Ocrasorm 35 points36 points ago

Jesus dude! The average penis length when erect is between 5.1-5.9. You are a little under but certainly not tiny. Less of the killing one self!

Edit: Are you basing your perceptions off porn by chance? If so do not do that. You will have a bad time if you do!

[–]coaltown 20 points21 points ago

I know that now, i'm fine with it for the most part. I was young and stupid and thought women only liked 9 inches or bigger.

[–]digiit 26 points27 points ago

9 inches seems like way too much..

[–]Stembio 19 points20 points ago

9 inches would be a couple inches more than I would be able to enjoy. I would probably look at a 9 inch dick and nope my way out of there. Sorry dude, you're gonna hurt me with that thing.

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[–]Ocrasorm 2 points3 points ago

Glad all is good now! Man we are mental when we are young, think if you succeeded, it would have been such a waste!

[–]ballsoup 1 point2 points ago

Ugh anything like that is similar to being at the gynecologist. No, thanks.

[–]unnatural_diuretic 4 points5 points ago

[–]iamesauce 7 points8 points ago

...hidden penis?

[–]Splitshadow 19 points20 points ago

crouching boner

[–]ucb420 7 points8 points ago

i prefer "ninja penis"

[–]coaltown 7 points8 points ago

You can only see the tip of the head. It's like looking at a turtle when it's in it's shell.

[–]tombone66 3 points4 points ago

It's an innie, like how some peoples belly buttons go out, and others go inward.

[–]Drinks_TigerBlood 2 points3 points ago

You got the short end of the stick.

[–]Ocrasorm 1 point2 points ago

Nope. I do not think so anyway. I am 6ft 5 so it would be in proportion but not huge pornstar big. Thank fuck!!

[–]Drinks_TigerBlood 1 point2 points ago

I wish, I have a size 13 penis and 8 inch feet. I have about the worst luck in this world..

[–]Joosch 1 point2 points ago

I have size 17 and i order them from the US (i am in Australia) because the only place that sells shoes that big (they go up to size 23) have my size priced at about $200-$300 a pair... the US on the other hand have cooler shoes and they are $80

[–]sneakyimp 1 point2 points ago

16 4E here. New balance is about the only shoe that I can wear that are kinda comfortable. I dread the day where i have to wear dress shoes everyday.

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 1 point2 points ago

My solution is to buy a nice pair of black athletic boots, and shine the hell out of them. They'll sparkle like dress shoes, and are as comfortable as tennis shoes.

[–]connecttwo 1 point2 points ago

High five for size 16. There has to be more of us out there.

[–]Ocrasorm 1 point2 points ago

We should set up a subreddit for our flippers!

[–]connecttwo 1 point2 points ago

It exists? Who knew?

[–]niiimmaa 1 point2 points ago

Guess I'll rep the women here. I'm a size 12 which isn't too terrible when I need sneakers, for I usually can find a men's shoe that could pass as a women's shoe. Heels, however are always a struggle. As if heels don't suck enough already, try jamming your foot into a heel that is a size too small. No fun.

[–]Ocrasorm 1 point2 points ago

Aye, My GF is a size 10. She loves converse though. She got a size 9 pair of high heels the other day that she fell in love with, I suspect they will be sore though!!

[–]McGinnisHG 1 point2 points ago

I bet it makes a few ladies happy as well

;)

[–]KaelParker 1 point2 points ago

Size 6 feet here... Poor luck finding anything not for kids or women.

[–]KShults 78 points79 points ago

I like to think that in a couple thousand of years, futuristic archaeologists will uncover this shoe and search frantically for what it may have belonged to.

[–]yibgib 19 points20 points ago

Although Internet archaeologists might find the abandoned remains of reddit and find this post about them.

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[–]nachoman456 35 points36 points ago

man that would be cool. climbing over the fallen Dorian columns of Friendster in an Internet-Ruin-Research-Capsule [IRRC], searching through huge halls of scroll upon scroll in the half light from a single torch that lights the once mighty library of AOL. spelunking through the various caves and subcaves of ancient reddit. Walking through the massive storerooms of amazon, looted of its value during the great war.

mmmm

oh yeah

brb writing some stories

[–]Exfile 1 point2 points ago

that would be worse than amnesia.....

[–]TerraPhane 1 point2 points ago

you may enjoy Charles Stross's Glasshouse, it's sort of the same thing from a different approach

[–]yibgib 3 points4 points ago

Not true. You can visit the ruins of certain websites like MySpace!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

News update:

Archealogists find ancient texts written by retarded teenagers.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 51 points52 points ago

I want to get one of these for my dog to sleep in. Hell, I want to get one for my own bed.

[–]GoldwaterAndTea 9 points10 points ago

I bet it gets hot as balls in the summer though!

[–]insertusermanehere 25 points26 points ago

DM;HS

Doesn't matter; have slipper

[–]Yeti100 17 points18 points ago

Where can I buy an alot slipper like that?

[–]McflyKDR 24 points25 points ago

It looks very comfortable. Wish I had one of those as a kid. All of the other monsters would have known to go the fuck away. See what I did to the last mother fucker who jumped out from underneath the bed.

[–]nismo267 43 points44 points ago

my guess is he would have noticed the ridiculous shipping/producing cost, but bought it anyways.

[–]ColossalPigeon[S] 29 points30 points ago

if they were willing to make it then I guess he was willing to buy it.

[–]IsABot 41 points42 points ago

it was fake.

[–]fomorian 8 points9 points ago

What was?

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[–]emu420 11 points12 points ago

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?

[–]SharkInTheDark 14 points15 points ago

Surely not the giant fucking slipper.

[–]fomorian 4 points5 points ago

No? Ok thank god.

[–]Allah_Mode 4 points5 points ago

it was a publicity stunt. guy in shoe is the president or employee of the company.

[–]clowncrusher 6 points7 points ago

So if its true about what they say on big feet then, mother...of...god.

[–]deadkandy 7 points8 points ago

I wonder how many Chinese kids died making that shoe?

[–]TheMightyBreeze 4 points5 points ago

i dont care if it was real or not, i just wish i had one!

[–]TheThrasherAsh 2 points3 points ago

Just going to say... BEST MISTAKE EVER.

[–]imextremelytall 1 point2 points ago

Best bed ever

[–]Picture_Me 1 point2 points ago

Imnotevenmad.jpg

[–]literally_so_braver 1 point2 points ago

I have size 16EE/16.5EE feet.... nothing like spending $200 for a pair of new balances

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[–]alecyo12 1 point2 points ago

I would live in there

[–]korpayne 1 point2 points ago

This was nothing more than a marketing stunt News Article

[–]etaber46 1 point2 points ago

You know what they say about big feet. They, they say... Damn those some big feet.

[–]IHeartSoup 1 point2 points ago

Was a advertising stunt that's obviously going very well for them.

[–]Boglioni 1 point2 points ago

i remember reading somewhere that this image is fake

[–]ThinkusMcGee 1 point2 points ago

I like how his face says 'I have absolutely no problem with this'.