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[–]Phosfene 11 points12 points ago

You should do this guy a favor and link his dA profile.

It'd be rather moist of you.

Since OP is being unmoist, link to this fellow's dA: http://rue789.deviantart.com/art/Advice-From-A-Tree-297895770

[–]shockzila 2 points3 points ago

very loose butthole, OP

[–]mamalanna 1 point2 points ago

Tis a Lady, not a fellow. Just wanted to say but good for you. Give credit where credit is due!

[–]Phosfene 0 points1 point ago

.^

[–]havebrain 5 points6 points ago

this is relevant to r/trees

[–]Tulemasin 3 points4 points ago

"stick to your roots"? what if your grandparents used to be nazis? lol

[–]yawefappin 4 points5 points ago

I'll assume you're trolling or at a [9]+, as it clearly says "Remember your roots", in which case you eat lots of matzah and latkas and marry a jewish princess.

[–]AustimusPryme 1 point2 points ago

wow i love this, much thanks =]

[–]-Paste22 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. I thoroughly enjoyed this as well!

[–]AFrogsLife 1 point2 points ago

Beautiful! :D So glad I saw it, hope lots of other people see it, too!!!

[–]thebadguyy 1 point2 points ago

I don't see, "smoke some super duper dank"

[–]Blind-88 1 point2 points ago

Drink Lots of Water.

[–]VETTE_50_TH 0 points1 point ago

I love this.

[–]poliwog 0 points1 point ago

Can I borrow this and post it on my facepalm? I'll give proper credit :)

[–]santaire 0 points1 point ago

its missing "stand idly by while a group of men hack at you with a chainsaw."

[–]mamalanna -1 points0 points ago

Now now, lets not go all 9gag on this beautiful post! Just enjoy my friENT.

[–]santaire 0 points1 point ago

oh my bad, i forgot we aren't allowed to make jokes on this website. back to 9gag with me then!¿

[–]mamalanna 0 points1 point ago

You can make jokes. It is actually possible to make a joke without being aggressive.

[–]santaire 0 points1 point ago

If i wanted internet lessona from you id ask, im not too worried about karma because its a website. I have fun here. Its not a serious thing. In fact i have more important things like real karma to worry about than what you think is right or wrong for me to post. So post what you want i have no problem with that unless youre insulting fellow ents such as myself. Have a good one and smoke a popper. You seem tense, i think itd do you alot of good right now.

[–]mamalanna 0 points1 point ago

SMH. Every time I tell people to lighten up, I get accused of being tense. Never makes sense but okie dokie then!

[–]listerinebreath 0 points1 point ago

I always find it interesting that trees, or any plant for that matter, have no idea what they look like, yet they often look so amazing. sad, kinda.

[–]mamalanna 0 points1 point ago

Man are you at a [7]? You just went all philosophical!

[–]atlas420 0 points1 point ago

Nice!

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

false: trees can neither think nor speak