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[–]telfman123 44 points45 points ago

[–]kanahmal 46 points47 points ago

[–]Parkmayn 5 points6 points ago

Oh my lord. I haven't had such trouble trying to contain my laughter in all of my life.

[–]SneakySeal 6 points7 points ago

I love how the sunglasses have a shadow.

[–]Been_called_Mark 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a pimp.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 6 points7 points ago

trust me, he's a rapist

[–]RegretsItLater 3 points4 points ago

You re-arrange the letters into pear and you have a snack.

[–]CanadaDryPLZ -1 points0 points ago

Let's not turn this pear into a burger

[–]kikster199 25 points26 points ago

Sloth likes the butt stuff...

[–]TheATrain218 4 points5 points ago

Actually if this picture is the one I'm thinking of, sloth is more into boobies [NSFW].

Also included in that calendar: butt nekkid Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, otherwise known as the Transformers girlfriend replacement for Megan Fox.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

wow great job finding the source from just the corner of the pic...

[–]TheATrain218 0 points1 point ago

Actually I knew the already, no research necessary. One of my co-workers is Italian and was super excited when that year's Pirelli calendar came out (being that they always have partially to mostly to completely-naked supermodels in them). The creepy face that sloth is giving, as well as the creepy looking super model he's attached to, kinda sticks with you.

[–]dorei22 25 points26 points ago

What is with all of the rape jokes the last few days? I mean once in a while...but yeesh.

[–]RegretsItLater 3 points4 points ago

It's summer. A lot of people have nothing going on.

[–]ariheretic -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah, I agree.

I mean, the occasional rainy day rape? Fine. Lulzy in fact.

Just not something you'd like to have every day, that's all I'm saying.

[–]dorei22 1 point2 points ago

-.- har har

[–]quantumpsych 2 points3 points ago

pretty fucked up guys.

[–]cheffernan 8 points9 points ago

I've had this on my phone for a while now. Guess its as good a time as ever to share...

[–]Mourningstar45 1 point2 points ago

Bite the pillow...I'm going in dry

[–]_psyFungi 1 point2 points ago

Dark, man!

[–]CinLordOfGwynders 2 points3 points ago

This is actually a really fucked up post.

[–]GenuinelyCrooked 3 points4 points ago

Let's not turn this horrific, life destroying crime

into a joke.

[–]OneKindofFolks 2 points3 points ago

Murder is also horrific and life-destroying.

[–]GenuinelyCrooked 3 points4 points ago

I suppose I should have put "these crimes." Still, murder victims are a lot less likely to be on reddit than rape victims.

[–]inexplicability 5 points6 points ago

First thing I've laughed at all day.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 3 points4 points ago

Guys, I don't think she likes the joke.

[–]o0Bex0o -2 points-1 points ago

How did so many people find this funny? This is horrific.

[–]jdscarface -1 points0 points ago

My mom was raped when I was a baby. Raped, stabbed, choked, beaten you name it. She nearly died.

This is a picture of a sloth, and this is humorous.

[–]o0Bex0o 1 point2 points ago

And since you're getting such a kick out of it, why don't you go share it with her? I'm sure she'd find it just as funny as you!

[–]GenuinelyCrooked -1 points0 points ago

Not only do I not believe that any of that happened, but if it did, it just means that not only do you lack empathy for strangers, you lack it for your own mother.

[–]jdscarface -1 points0 points ago

Yeah because nobody on the internet could possibly have had a different life than you. Everyone has had the same experiences everywhere.

It happened, and I have the utmost empathy for her and any other woman in any sort of situation like that. If I were to see a guy raping a woman in a dark ally I would do everything I possibly could to kill that guy right there and then.

My mom just happens to have the same sense of humor as me, dark as fuck. She doesn't laugh at rape directly, but she laughs at the situation. It makes her stronger and more capable of dealing with it.

I repeat. This is a sloth, that's all I'm seeing in this picture. It doesn't make me think of all rapes throughout the history of the world. Make light of the picture and laugh at it, because if you can't then I freaken hope nothing traumatic happens in your life as I doubt you would be able to handle it.

TL;DR- Manboobs are gross and fat people shouldn't make their kids fat.

[–]GenuinelyCrooked -1 points0 points ago

I'm not saying that it didn't happen because it's different, I'm saying that people acquainted with suffering tend to have more empathy towards it.

And lots of traumatic things have happened in my life. I've been raped. I've been sexually assaulted by a boy that until then, had been my best friend for six years. And those aren't even the worst things that have ever happened to me. The fact that I don't think making light of suffering and laughing at pain and minimizing the impact of a horrendous crime is acceptable doesn't mean that I'm not incredibly strong.

[–]jdscarface 0 points1 point ago

Alright well maybe you should realize that each person has their own way of dealing with shit. My mom is probably less than 2 weeks away from releasing her book, I'll PM you the link to it. It'll be called When Angels Die.

I don't really care that you don't believe me, but I do care that you don't think people who went through rough situations can't laugh at them later. I don't know how much time has passed, but I'm pretty sure a shit ton of time passed for my mom to even be able to talk about what she went though, let alone make jokes.

I'm not trying to offend anyone here, I guess I'm just standing up for my right to find shit like this funny, as someone who was raised by a woman who went through it.

[–]GenuinelyCrooked -1 points0 points ago

You have a right to find it funny, and I have a right to think that's disgusting. We have no way of stopping one another.

[–]ManiacDan -1 points0 points ago

you don't think people who went through rough situations can't laugh at them later.

Someone who was raped 20 years ago may be able to laugh about it. Statistically, any rape joke that hits the reddit front page will be seen by someone who was victimized in the past few weeks. and that's shitty.

I'm just standing up for my right to find shit like this funny

You're perfectly within your rights to find racism, child abuse, rape, and murder funny. Hilarious even. We're within our rights to tell you what a terrible person that makes you in our eyes. Maybe your mother is proud of you somehow for laughing at jokes about rape and murder, but it doesn't sound like the kind of family I'd be comfortable socializing with.

[–]jdscarface -1 points0 points ago

Again, for the final time. IT'S A SLOTH. I don't go around laughing at rape when I see it in the news, but I'm capable of knowing a joke when I see one.

I suppose you've never laughed at any pedobear pictures? That's all about child rape, but the pictures are fucken funny sometimes. NOT because I find child rape funny, again, I would kill any asshole who did that, but because the picture itself can be funny while the idea it represents is horrific.

And don't fucken talk about my family. You don't know us at all. We don't go around congratulating each other for laughing at a hot topic, that's fucken stupid, but we can still laugh at stupid pictures.

I'm not going to reply to this thread again, I feel like you either get that it's a goddamn sloth and that it's not supposed to represent an actual rape/murder scene, or you don't.

Edit- You've posted this. Am I to understand you're capable of..... PUTTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE USE INTERNET TO FIND VICTIMS AND REALIZE THAT IT CAN BE FUNNY? There you freaken go!

[–]ManiacDan -1 points0 points ago

don't fucken talk about my family. You don't know us at all.

I only mentioned your mother because you used her as justification for your actions. Don't bring people into a conversation if you don't want to talk about them.

I feel like you either get that it's a goddamn sloth and that it's not supposed to represent an actual rape/murder scene, or you don't.

I guess that's the issue: You don't get that rape is rape, whether it's a personified animal or a person. At least it seems like you'd be less comfortable with the same joke if it was a picture of a man instead of a sloth, but what does that say about you? You can find something funny once it's dehumanized? Why does the word "dehumanized" sound so familiar in a conversation about rape...

[–]jdscarface 0 points1 point ago

See my edit. We ALL do what I did with this picture. You're a liar if you pretend otherwise.

And actually I would like your answer about the pedobear thing. Have you ever laughed at any one of those pictures?

[–]floraphalliphobic -5 points-4 points ago

Seriously! It's almost as if they're making light of a serious topic just for a laugh. This is the same approach that doomed South Park to societal irrelevance and cancellation.

[–]GenuinelyCrooked 9 points10 points ago

When South Park points out horrific topics to laugh at, they actually make a valid point. Like the episode they did about statutory rape of a male. Perhaps you remember "niiiiiiice"? They conveyed very well the supreme fucked-upness of the way that underage male abuse victims are treated -"you must have wanted it. Guys always want sex."

This joke, right here, does not make any kind of valid point. It's just triggering and unfunny.

[–]ManiacDan 5 points6 points ago

Did South Park ever do an episode about rape and murder? Or an episode about a child being kidnapped and murdered? I'm actually asking, because I don't watch.

[–]GenuinelyCrooked 6 points7 points ago

They did an episode where Stan's little brother was being raped by a teacher, but because he was a boy everyone thought it was awesome. The entire point of the episode was how that's fucked up, and it was very well done.

[–]ManiacDan 8 points9 points ago

The entire point of the episode was how that's fucked up

You have just discovered the difference between South Park and Reddit: South Park does satire, they exaggerate a terrible situation in a comedic setting in order to demonstrate how wrong and horrifying it is. Reddit does rape jokes, they joke about rape, laugh, and move on. There is no over-arching message that rape is bad, it's just "rape is funny." And it's not funny.

[–]GenuinelyCrooked 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. That's why I'm not up-in-arms about South Park, and no one else is either. You can bet your ass that if they did rape jokes portraying it as lighthearted then there would be women and men against it (including, probably, yourself <3) causing all sorts of stir. There should be an over-arching message that rape is fucked up everywhere, and in most places that goes without saying, but when you constantly joke about it, the message changes.

[–]GoWithItGirl 1 point2 points ago

This is not funny at all.

[–]ManiacDan -1 points0 points ago

Ok, I really should just have a key combo to say this now, but:

Rape isn't funny. Ever. For real.

[–]Quazz 4 points5 points ago

Rape jokes can be.

[–]Ligga-Nips 0 points1 point ago

His hair is so gorgeous.

[–]chaos_switch 0 points1 point ago

I'm getting a serious Gollum vibe from that woman.

[–]Mr_Papagiorgio -1 points0 points ago

wat

[–]intellix -4 points-3 points ago

Funniest thing Iv'e ever seen

[–]angrystarfish -1 points0 points ago

I'd take the chance and run, sloths could take hours

[–]DuelKlobb -1 points0 points ago

Slowest rape ever

[–]P47RICK -2 points-1 points ago

Watchout your comments bro

[–]Frogtech 1 point2 points ago

Please.. Stay safe

[–]dolan444 1 point2 points ago

loony, please.

[–]ZZGULU 0 points1 point ago

angus is peppered

[–]Jamuss -2 points-1 points ago

Sexually Explicit Sloth! new Meme go!!!!

[–]waytooangry -2 points-1 points ago

Srs is gonna love this one.

[–]GenuinelyCrooked 2 points3 points ago

This is the kind of thing that people should be legitimately getting pissed about, not just hypersensitive SRS.

[–]Melforprezzz -3 points-2 points ago

Aww man... I seriously, desperately, furiously hate to do this but... I saw this on 9gag a few months ago. Yes, I realize I must kill myself now

[–]Crossbowshootr -1 points0 points ago

Using the sloth as my spray. His face is priceless.

[–]yeathatswhatshesaid -4 points-3 points ago

The chick kinda looks like Shirley Manson... kinda.

[–]synnndstalker -5 points-4 points ago

Reddit just stole something from a Tosh joke which was originally from reddit.

I'm sensing an xzibit meme somewhere . . .

[–]ManiacDan 1 point2 points ago

Originally on 9gag, it seems.

[–]DoctorTurkleton -3 points-2 points ago

The thumbnail if you glance really quickly looks like she's on all fours with her ass up in the air in that cliche seductive pose women do for magazines.

[–]amethystikal -3 points-2 points ago

hahahahahahaha

[–]OneKindofFolks -2 points-1 points ago

Rape is a sensitive subject but I think that picture could have any caption and be hilarious.

[–]alexismurda -3 points-2 points ago

Oh.my.god. Hahaha