That damn Jesus..

__wagon__ · 2 months

The Po-Po: "Sir, why is there a human skull on the chair?" Addict: "Jesus stole all my heroin, so I tried bath salts.."

fatfook · 2 months

Just imagine that, you've worked hard stealing the stuff you need to sell to get the money to buy a wrap.

Then some twat in a dress rolls up and robs your hit!

Shit like this is turning people into atheists fast.

adam_antichrist · 2 months

Ha! I'm going to out myself here... but as a former smack addict with 15 years clean without the help of any gods I have got to say this amuses me in a very personal way. Needless to say I've heard "testimony" from numerous other former addicts who all claim to be living miracles, saved by the grace of gods etc.

ChadwickHenryWard · 2 months

I have always interpreted this as Jesus and Mad-dog ending up sharing an arm through some zany series of sit-com circumstances. Jesus is afraid of needles, but Mad-dog is diabetic and needs his insulin shots.

My friend: "Why the skull?"

Me: "He's acting in a local production of Hamlet."

"And the nunchucks?"

"It's in a kung fu setting."

SolomonGomes · 2 months

This? Again?

Sarlowit · 2 months

I posted this once and was sneered at for reposting it...

Sabersong · 2 months

And Jesus apparently looks like Nic Cage.

gaykid · 2 months

Where's the dude's other arm?

matisgugle · 2 months

how many junkies really wear short sleeves, let alone muscle man cut-off t's?

sapunec7854 · 2 months

Nunchucks?

meowmicks222 · 2 months

I've seen this tons, but it never gets old

MadcowPSA · 2 months

But the Christ shot smack, the Christ shot smack.

They thought he was a stoner, but the Christ shot smack 'cause he couldn't stay away.

[deleted] · 2 months

We should actually thank Jesus for specifically creating a universe in which heroin is possible.

caroline_ · 2 months

HA. This is the first I'm seeing this. This is the best ever. So, what, like, Jesus will stop you from taking Heroin by taking it himself? Is that what it is?

dhoops11 · 2 months

"Dammit Jesus, you know how much dick I had to suck to get this gear? You owe me, ya bastard!"

bioshrapnel · 2 months

Full glass of scotch, smokes, a few lines already chopped up, nunchuks, sleeveless shirt, lighter and spoon to tie off, human skull... and a passport?

This guy's ready to party.

pwnyoface · 2 months

hahahhhaha holy shit. This is one of the few things I actually laughed at tonight.

jzimbert · 2 months

So when I go to church and eat the body of Christ, does that mean...?

pupupuberty · 2 months

damn jesus, that shit's expensive.

anonymousHacker · 2 months

You new to the Internet?

beercan12 · 2 months

Oh jebus why????


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