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[–]mac7777 9 points10 points ago

"no but there are some across the street at mcdonalds"

[–]jafooleh[S] 10 points11 points ago

[–]Anton338 6 points7 points ago

[–]jafooleh[S] 6 points7 points ago

You are too nice

[–]missC08 5 points6 points ago

Cloud city dinner. Love it.

[–]floatablepie 1 point2 points ago

"You know how they say "let a smile be your umbrella"? Well my face, is a big letter T. I forgot the point... (sobbing) I forgot... the point..."

[–]Fortehlulz33 1 point2 points ago

If you are within earshot of the person who pissed you off, hum "pop goes the weasel" and flick at the correct time.

[–]ComebackShane 0 points1 point ago

That's just brilliant.

[–]joshland 4 points5 points ago

Upboats because breakup.

[–]inherendo 2 points3 points ago

I feel for you. Had only one gf, broke it off. One of my best friends was dating her best friend. Really awkward. That girl goes to same college as me, so when hes not with her, she knows hes with me and it feels weird, but hey fuck her, right? :D

[–]moral_orel 0 points1 point ago

Stick that middle finger up her ass!.... No, really.

[–]SweetActionJack 0 points1 point ago

Love Robot Chicken!

[–]bnc22 0 points1 point ago

Where are the jobs going?

[–]zuluthrone 0 points1 point ago

Clearly she's not very smart.

[–]danoll -1 points0 points ago

It's time to move on, bud.

[–]jafooleh[S] 4 points5 points ago

Who said I hadn't?

[–]vkurchz 0 points1 point ago

You tell her no. Derp.

[–]easycumeasyhoe -2 points-1 points ago

pray I don't alter the deal further...