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[–]betafish37 17 points18 points ago

What? I love the countless requests to games ill never play. -.- But in all honesty, it's a huge letdown when my notifications turn out to be those pesky invites...

[–]FishBonePendant 1 point2 points ago

"A notification? SOMEONE LOVES ME!!... Oh... cityville..."

[–]betafish37 1 point2 points ago

Sums up my thoughts precisely.

[–]4danno 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I don't get why people play Facebook games or even why they send me invites that I ignore.

[–]SpeaksDwarren 4 points5 points ago

It's automatic, I believe.

[–]Anaklusmos 4 points5 points ago

You usually get stuff if you invite friends .

[–]4danno 1 point2 points ago

Ah, I didn't know that. I thought it prompted you with a window to verify you wanted to do an action such as post on your wall, send an invite, etc before it automatically did it for you.

[–]Lord_Nuke 5 points6 points ago

It does. But it also bribes these people with bonus coins or whatever for their game. Whatever the game happens to use, they need it. Or you can't build X without so many Y, which can only be given to you by friends on facebook. As such, people will whore out their entire friends list for a slight gain in a clicky flash game.

[–]ChaosMotor 0 points1 point ago

How delightfully naive! ;)

[–]Dragoryu3000 6 points7 points ago

If you're not friends...why are you Facebook friends with them?

[–]funkgerm 0 points1 point ago

Because a Facebook friend doesn't mean you're actually friends. I've got tons of people on my Facebook that I haven't seen in years, and others who I honestly have no clue who they are. Sometimes you'll meet someone at a party, friend each other on Facebook, and then completely forget who each other are by morning, only to never speak again, yet still remain friends. I don't think I've ever un-friended anyone.

[–]Dragoryu3000 0 points1 point ago

Well, that I understand. But if you're so unacquainted with them to the extent that you react with animosity when they send you a request, you probably shouldn't be friends with them.

[–]kkkilla 10 points11 points ago

I used to work right next to Zynga and our companies shared bathrooms. Fucking gross people work there that's all I have to say.

[–]Lhabs 2 points3 points ago

"I'm sorry I annoyed you with my friends ship" -Gnardog That is how I would reply. With a meme and a classy quote my friend

[–]ComplicitOwl 10 points11 points ago

How I feel when OP and comments have no concept of blocking notifications from apps and instead spend more time bitching.

There's no picture to go with it. Stop bitching. Block the damn notifications.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

or just delete your facebook

[–]Lord_Nuke 2 points3 points ago

A wild hipster king approaches!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

*appears

[–]Lord_Nuke 1 point2 points ago

*draws near

[–]USxMARINE 4 points5 points ago

How dare he use a social networking site! Seriously Reddit get the fuck over it.

[–]TheOneKnightOfNew 1 point2 points ago

And hit the gym

[–]zlap 1 point2 points ago

My boss is my friend on Facebook and is sending Poker requests. In working hours. While I am working!

[–]cornholio12 0 points1 point ago

FUCK: PLAY POKER WITH WITH HIM.

[–]thebrettw 3 points4 points ago

I defriended someone on account of Zynga Bingo requests everyday.

[–]ANorthern 4 points5 points ago

I wish I could.. That would be pretty hard to explain to grandma on thanksgiving as to why I ended our friendship.

[–]Dragoryu3000 2 points3 points ago

Rather than just blocking those notifications?

[–]ANorthern 0 points1 point ago

Those, and the daily horoscopes... My god Mary, I don't give a fuck that you are feeling a bit down today and should stay clear of traveling until the 18th...

[–]kilo4fun 0 points1 point ago

Is that from "The Adventurers?"

[–]magesjau 0 points1 point ago

[–]dpirazzi 0 points1 point ago

i dont get it

[–]Bishopkilljoy 0 points1 point ago

Then...why add them in the first place? Seriously I never understood this about facebook I hear my friends go "Oh I hate that dude" or "Shes a bitch" THEN WHY ADD HER?!!

[–]falconfetus8 0 points1 point ago

If you're not friends, then why did you add them?

[–]JHStarner 0 points1 point ago

Who was he interviewing when he did this?

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

"No mom, I will not help you build your civilization"

[–]LastRedCoat 0 points1 point ago

Especially now that we're all working so hard to reach a satisfying conclusion to Civilization.

[–]Addrian -1 points0 points ago

Still don't know what zynga is.

[–]ComplicitOwl 6 points7 points ago

Hopefully you'll find out what Google is soon.

[–]omplatt 0 points1 point ago

Ok, I'll bite, what's a google?

[–]Addrian -1 points0 points ago

Hopefully you'll find out what apathy is soon.

[–]ComplicitOwl 0 points1 point ago

Apathy is putting time into replying to month-old comments, but not putting five letters into Google? Am I close?

[–]shyam14111986 -1 points0 points ago

Which software/website do you guys use to create GIFs?

[–]zerodb -1 points0 points ago

"I'm not your friend, pal."

[–]tresser -1 points0 points ago

There's a reason to be on Facebook beyond playing games?

[–]jevmorgan -2 points-1 points ago

Anytime I see those things, I wish so hard for a downvote button.