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How I feel when I take a piss after I work it out. (imgur.com)

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[–]jlx12 0 points1 point ago

"After you work out"? Because I know that feeling. Because if it's, "after you work it out". I have to ask, is it so big that it's coiled around your leg or do you wear really tight jeans?

[–]emptygroove 1 point2 points ago

See, I took "work it out" meaning beat the meat which I try to always go before. After snapping the carrot, it can get a little tough to get full stream going for a few minutes and tehre is nothing I hate worse than a too-slow-piss.

[–]MickeyRooneyy[S] 0 points1 point ago

Most definitely means "beat the meat".

[–]AmandaHuggenkiss 0 points1 point ago

Disagree. I assumed he meant taking a shit. Like he had trouble shitting but eventually managed it and the pee came out after.

[–]MickeyRooneyy[S] 0 points1 point ago

If anything, from all of the pushing, the urine would come first.

[–]AmandaHuggenkiss 0 points1 point ago

The best kind of shit is where the poo comes out first.

[–]MickeyRooneyy[S] 0 points1 point ago

And doesn't splash poop water on your buttcheeks.

[–]daykid 0 points1 point ago

You feel like Nicholas Cage? That's unfortunate.

[–]XXXLILRED420XXX 0 points1 point ago

The pee is always extremely warm

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