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[–]anexanhume 17 points18 points ago

My cousin was in the peace corps for several years. He was stationed in northern Russia at one time. His mother was talking with him one time and asked "How was summer there?" He said, "I don't know, I was sick that week."

[–]Bigkitty65 7 points8 points ago

Whoo Alaska :)

[–]madmonkeymud[S] 3 points4 points ago

Link is broken. It says to "link to the page itself, NOT the image."

[–]andrewsmith1986 5 points6 points ago

fixed

[–]coolbreeze85 4 points5 points ago

All work and No Reddit makes Jack a dull boy...

[–]short0411 6 points7 points ago

How i feel as a Jamaican redditor at any hour. http://imgur.com/SM9Yw

[–]rar1423 4 points5 points ago

Fairbanks is pretty nice at the moment Idk what you are talking about.

[–]madmonkeymud[S] 0 points1 point ago

I lived in Colorado most of my life. Right now it's about 85 degrees there. That's what I'm used to, so this is cold for me.

[–]Zilvreen -1 points0 points ago

Wait until the fire season starts.

[–]akhax907 -1 points0 points ago

it has in some parts

[–]Numerics -1 points0 points ago

Here's hoping the rainy season just doesn't end this time around

[–]AlaskanSentinel -1 points0 points ago

There's been a rainy season this year?

[–]diabretic 0 points1 point ago

It has rained like...80% of the days this summer. it just won't STOP! Lucky for me, I never go outside anyways.

[–]AlaskanSentinel 0 points1 point ago

I must be working the wrong days then. It's been so hot compared to last year.

[–]Numerics 0 points1 point ago

Meh, I like it a lot more than the typical dry nonsense.

[–]Genghis_John -1 points0 points ago

This has been a nice couple of weeks, hasn't it?

[–]galbrth 1 point2 points ago

Wherein AK, I'm in Valdez

[–]Pliz 5 points6 points ago

Anchorage here

[–]scumbagcoley 3 points4 points ago

Anchorage!

GO SPENARD!

[–]Babushi 1 point2 points ago

Eagle River

[–]Lazure907 0 points1 point ago

Hiland Rd checking in.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 0 points1 point ago

North of Fairbanks outside some village I can't pronounce.

[–]Ancguy 0 points1 point ago

ANC as well, obviously

[–]librarianzrock 0 points1 point ago

Whooo Anchorage native here! (Moved out east as a kid...boo).

[–]SquirrelyB 0 points1 point ago

Formerly Soldotna, currently Anchorage.

[–]bill-merrly 5 points6 points ago

Juneau, checkin in.

[–]Armund_Tanzarian 5 points6 points ago

Chicken here

[–]cernunnos_89 3 points4 points ago

anchorage myself

[–]akhax907 3 points4 points ago

Palmer Checkin in

[–]devoutagonist 1 point2 points ago

Cooper Landing represent.

[–]Whoisthatsamguy 3 points4 points ago

From Palmer, but reporting from kodiak.

[–]lolitssean 0 points1 point ago

reddit at 1:44 am, fancy seeing you here.

palmer as well

[–]Whoisthatsamguy 0 points1 point ago

It's only midnight up here. Get your ass back up here nerd.

[–]EKDS00 3 points4 points ago

Eagle River here!

[–]Roxielol 4 points5 points ago

Fairbanks here, and I hate it -50 all winter

[–]Genghis_John 1 point2 points ago

Fairbanks here also. What did you expect?

[–]Satans_pro_tips 1 point2 points ago

Fairbanks area here too. Cold during the winter is to be expected. I've lived in other cold regions. The thing that is the most difficult to get used to is the 24 hours of daylight during the summer. My inner clock is all fucked up.

[–]akhax907 -1 points0 points ago

lol went up there one winter and the normal -20 - -40 here in in palmer/ wasilla area it was -60 and i was like wtf is this lol

[–]Numerics -1 points0 points ago

I know I live in a small town when I am shocked to see someone in an upvoted thread from Fairbanks, and then I realize it's just you...

[–]Roxielol -1 points0 points ago

Oh it's YOU...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Poor Fairbanks. We feel sorry for you guys, we really do

-Wasilla

[–]Roxielol 0 points1 point ago

At least we have nice 80+ summers with no wind!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I suppose that'd be a positive after your winters.

[–]AlaskanSentinel 2 points3 points ago

Fairbanks master race, standing by.

[–]YouKnowThatGuyWeKnow 3 points4 points ago

Fairbanks sucks, Anchorage #1!

[–]combibo 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you through ALL THE RAIN!

[–]YouKnowThatGuyWeKnow 0 points1 point ago

Sorry BUT THAT IS JUNEAU!

[–]irish56_ak 1 point2 points ago

Chugiak checks in

[–]forrman17 1 point2 points ago

Chugiak!

[–]busssecks 0 points1 point ago

Palmer.

[–]Caseyymarie 0 points1 point ago

Kenai here!

[–]TheReginator 3 points4 points ago

Alaskan here, I've built up an immunity to the cold. I feel more like this.

[–]whitehouses 1 point2 points ago

upvoting because i just watched the shining for the first time last night.

[–]rocknroyce 0 points1 point ago

Eagle River the dog crap capital of the world, working on... dog crap in a little orange baggie capital of the world.

[–]Lazure907 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't that cold today, just a bit rainy.

[–]Secret4gentMan 0 points1 point ago

laughed my ass off... then went about my day

[–]txn9 0 points1 point ago

can someone tell me what movie this pic is from ?

[–]fapsauss[!] 0 points1 point ago

You missed the boat so... Shut the fuck up.

[–]Officer_Friendly 0 points1 point ago

this is very false maybe 9 months a year but I am living in alaska right now and it is much more like this.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmxz7FBAT1qjt9wt.gif

[–]Ebassett101 0 points1 point ago

COCAINE

[–]Officer_Friendly 0 points1 point ago

thank you, you brightened my day

[–]Ebassett101 0 points1 point ago

Well your name says it all, sir.

[–]mrbowman1 0 points1 point ago

Instead of firewire, do you guys have icewire?

[–]Babushi 0 points1 point ago

I just feel wet... cause it won't stop frucking raining today

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

On my way home from work I got destroyed. I was riding my bike through Spenard and the puddles mauled me. I was completely drenched and covered in sandy crap by the time I got home.

[–]akhax907 0 points1 point ago

i helped someone move today and it was raining the whole time :/ damn alaska

[–]Supercoke 0 points1 point ago

HAHA! I genuinely had a good laugh at this. Went in thinking it would just be entertaining, to say the least.

But nope! It was actually funny. Good one OP. /notsarcasm

[–]muirbot -2 points-1 points ago

I don't get it. Why are people upvoting these posts? "Its cold in Alaska." Hilarious?!?

[–]alwayssunnyinLA -1 points0 points ago

Where in AK?

[–]DirtyKlam22 -1 points0 points ago

oh crap I just made a post similar to this. well looks like I'm a douche

[–]kickerscreamer -1 points0 points ago

This one actually made me laugh.. out loud even.

[–]DENelson83 -1 points0 points ago

Well hey, at least the Sun's out for much longer these days...

[–]scumbagcoley -1 points0 points ago

Actually we are drowning.

[–]JustinBieber313 -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, you are Alaskan, and you are cold. That's a joke.