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[–]DrHorrible123[S] 1706 points1707 points ago

For those not in the know, "j" cycles through posts and "a" upvotes

[–]Kinetik_Inferno 1454 points1455 points ago

have fun with the 49 karma dude.

[–]feureau 1274 points1275 points ago

Can I have the 69 karma, please?

[–]tidder112 1063 points1064 points ago

I bid 69 karma, and one dollar, Bob.

[–]taylorguitar13 831 points832 points ago

IT'S DREW NOW, MOTHERFUCKER

[–]tidder112 744 points745 points ago

YOU ARE NOT WRONG, MOTHERFUCKER

[–][deleted] 832 points833 points ago

I DOUBT EITHER OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS HAVE EVER FUCKED A MOTHER

[–]Zhais 774 points775 points ago

SHE WASN'T THEN, BUT IS NOW

[–]ct0 882 points883 points ago

I just AJed all of you!

[–]urinsan3 575 points576 points ago

Replying so I can get caught up in this a-j train ;) All 200 of you that I just cycled through, enjoy your upvotes!

[–]DankNugington 569 points570 points ago

Dank

[–]taylorguitar13 734 points735 points ago

How thoughtful!

[–]nbshark 652 points653 points ago

I'm just gonna' place my comment here... And when I wake up tomorrow I will view my new riches... MWHUAHAHAHA

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 731 points732 points ago

exploit

[–]Full_Circle 141 points142 points ago

I will gladly a your j.

[–]SasquatchSinger 875 points876 points ago

well this escalated quickly.

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 717 points718 points ago

exploit

[–]jonnichols 646 points647 points ago

Woot woot! Jump on the train!

[–]kujo2 926 points927 points ago

Karma, karma please

[–]uncel_dolan 103 points104 points ago

karma pls

[–]Ciph3r_ 574 points575 points ago

much

[–]ricaud 600 points601 points ago

exploit dat

[–]AeroBlitz 747 points748 points ago

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO-CHOO CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 747 points748 points ago

exploit

[–]taylorguitar13 755 points756 points ago

I second this.

[–]jimbo_akimbo 916 points917 points ago

ON THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKER

[–]kael13 327 points328 points ago

Everyone loves free karma!

[–]aDudeNotOnReddit 395 points396 points ago

CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKER

[–]Phrozen761 96 points97 points ago

CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER

[–]Ciph3r_ 422 points423 points ago

very

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 809 points810 points ago

exploit

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 682 points683 points ago

exploit

[–]Anaklusmos 73 points74 points ago

I'm hopping on this train if you don't mind

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 766 points767 points ago

exploit

[–]Trint 37 points38 points ago

jumpppp

[–]DjVacek 19 points20 points ago

exploit

[–]dbhanger 820 points821 points ago

Sorry, I did 5 'a's and then a 'z' just to test. You were the z.

[–]Lansan1ty 376 points377 points ago

You were an A =)

[–]tidder112 337 points338 points ago

Yay!

[–]yuki1986 6 points7 points ago

karma karma karma karma!

[–]Cptn_Sisko 168 points169 points ago

NOT THIS AGAIN

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 736 points737 points ago

exploit

[–]Ciph3r_ 116 points117 points ago

thank

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 673 points674 points ago

exploit

[–]Ciph3r_ 395 points396 points ago

karma

[–]Ciph3r_ 190 points191 points ago

free

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 652 points653 points ago

exploit

[–]LuridTeaParty 790 points791 points ago

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS

[–]tmlangen 448 points449 points ago

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]mastermike14 433 points434 points ago

ALL ABOARD!

[–]ifUreadTHISiWin999 410 points411 points ago

Ron

[–]menotaur 386 points387 points ago

at first i thought this was some guys junk then i saw it. upvote for you

[–]Toxicassets 387 points388 points ago

WHAT

[–]rafilla 433 points434 points ago

CHOOOO CHOOOOO

[–]jyapman 42 points43 points ago

you chooo chooo choose me!?

[–]swimtothejeff 423 points424 points ago

WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING!?

[–]zimm3rmann 409 points410 points ago

Better hop on!

[–]Malhiem 415 points416 points ago

So brave.

[–]Nibbed 418 points419 points ago

sick

[–]shaedys 218 points219 points ago

Choo choo!

[–]kael13 362 points363 points ago

I feel like I'm on a different subreddit...

[–]Vennificus 474 points475 points ago

Awwww sii. one would do well to note this takes upvotes from things you've already upvoted

[–]llikeafoxx 438 points439 points ago

Aww yiss, the circlejerk express!

[–]Ephasia 19 points20 points ago

ALLLL ABOARD!

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 421 points422 points ago

exploit

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]francisc0121 304 points305 points ago

Yes

[–]AFlabergastedTophat 17 points18 points ago

It appears I am late to the party.

[–]tekn0viking 603 points604 points ago

yes. i gave you 1. wait. no. OMG. WEEE

[–]Smoothtroopah 12 points13 points ago

KARMA EVERYWHERE

[–]Jorgeen 410 points411 points ago

Best I can do is 24

[–]Ciph3r_ 22 points23 points ago

some

[–]Ciph3r_ 119 points120 points ago

take

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 487 points488 points ago

exploit

[–]Rileyman360 100 points101 points ago

sorry, this is going to sound dumb but...what do you mean "a" and "j"?

I press A on my keyboard and it doesn't do a thing. Are you people referring to something else?

[–]A_terrible_comment 41 points42 points ago

How do I downvote? I'm not a nice person.

[–]llikeafoxx 546 points547 points ago

I feel that this feature gets brought up every once in a while, and everyone comments so that they can get some free karma from others testing the feature.

...

[–]Adremmalech 258 points259 points ago

but this was posted not 24 hours ago with the gif of the duck feeding the fish.

[–]ProRustlinFederation 60 points61 points ago

I posted that one... I feel cheated!

[–]AeroBlitz 65 points66 points ago

And I missed both :(

[–]taylorguitar13 333 points334 points ago

"testing"

[–]francisc0121 102 points103 points ago

yes

[–]Aviationist 82 points83 points ago

Test number 2

[–]herzogg 338 points339 points ago

i really liked the comments on the "z to downvote" post

[–]A_PROLAPSED_ANUS 215 points216 points ago

I have no idea what you're talking about....................

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 326 points327 points ago

exploit

[–]db0255 411 points412 points ago

Good lord. Everyone gets karma today!

[–]rafilla 73 points74 points ago

there´s a legend about it

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]420TreeHugger 345 points346 points ago

What free karma? I'll take 2.

[–]feureau 365 points366 points ago

The gif.

Which movie is it from?

[–]Sir_Fappenstein 112 points113 points ago

Dumb & Dumber

[–]Sweddy 325 points326 points ago

Also 'k' cycles the opposite way. 'z' downvotes. :)

[–]abagofdicks 81 points82 points ago

I upvoted everyone down to you. You're a lucky man/woman.

[–]Aleroniponi 454 points455 points ago

I just A'd the fuck out of your comment!

[–]Ephasia 10 points11 points ago

CHOOO CHOOOOO

[–]sleazyz 312 points313 points ago

why does this not work for me

[–]Pyrle 68 points69 points ago

I think it might be Reddit Enhancement Suite only.

[–]uncoiledspaghetti 361 points362 points ago

No way! If that were true, I would have a ton of upvotes.

[–]ItsMeMasih 338 points339 points ago

No Whammy! No Whammy! No Whammy! No Whammy!

[–]vORP 311 points312 points ago

H'ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!

[–]morachan 138 points139 points ago

That's very informative, thank you.

[–]random_story 194 points195 points ago

It's not working for me!

[–]Ruari 343 points344 points ago

And 'K' cycles up.

[–]killyridols12 284 points285 points ago

What does z do?

[–]Clearly_a_fake_name 328 points329 points ago

Can I get in on this?

[–]Lanks01 205 points206 points ago

ITS MAGIC!

[–]TheBlackJesus 173 points174 points ago

Choo choo

[–]FlyingTacos 37 points38 points ago

Wait, where is the cake? I was told that there was cake.

[–]Kieran676 58 points59 points ago

I am the firechief

[–]anekdotos 22 points23 points ago

"a" then "z"

I HATE EVERYONE!

[–]ireallyhatehumans 530 points531 points ago

It doesn't work for me. I feel so left out of this Reddit wide party.

[–]ScottyDntKnow 209 points210 points ago

maybe its RES only?

[–]taylorguitar13 106 points107 points ago

Yep.

[–]ggrundeis 27 points28 points ago

Yep. YUUUUUUUUUUP!

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 218 points219 points ago

exploit

[–]sackadoodle 229 points230 points ago

Forever alone, even on reddit

[–]Moon_Whaler 580 points581 points ago

Did anyone else just press 'a' and 'j' as fast as humanly possible? Fuck it, everyone here gets upvotes.

[–]deighv 260 points261 points ago

Yep, without even looking at a single comment until I was done!

edit: Interesting note, revisiting this thread three/four hours later, it's only saved half of my upvotes. It didn't even save my upvote to Moon_Whaler!

[–]senninz 116 points117 points ago

Don't tell /r/trees

Or maybe you should and enjoy infinite upvotes

[–]kael13 288 points289 points ago

It's like spreading the love butter with a giant knife.

[–]Flopdong 280 points281 points ago

If I wasn't on mobile, I'd join in too.

[–]Rettocs 19 points20 points ago

Yup, now I need a mobile equivalent.

[–]nbshark 25 points26 points ago

Why isn't this working for me! Aaaaaah! I want to give upvotes as humanly possible too!!! :@

[–]ThisIsntaRepost 9 points10 points ago

KARMA

[–]naterox 322 points323 points ago

one for you

and you.

and you..

and you!

[–]Tattered 52 points53 points ago

Why thank you kind sir!

[–]taylorguitar13 15 points16 points ago

You are the Oprah of karma!

[–]littlemonster1618 367 points368 points ago

why doesnt mine do it?

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 129 points130 points ago

exploit

[–]lolygagging 149 points150 points ago

I think this is reddit enhancement suite only-

[–]BFG_9000 86 points87 points ago

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 92 points93 points ago

exploit

[–]lolygagging 177 points178 points ago

YES, but i din't wanted to be one of those RES spammers.

[–]choc_is_back 153 points154 points ago

In your case it would have only been helpful, that's the exact situation that link is used for!

[–]sithmaster0 174 points175 points ago

DID SOMEONE SAY Reddit Enhancement Suite?!?!?

[–]mr1337 66 points67 points ago

Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite

I did this twice and then this came up:

when you do this, people direct their frustrations at me... could we please maybe give this a rest?

and the button disabled itself. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Rmeder1 289 points290 points ago

[–]ScottyDntKnow 254 points255 points ago

Nice, now I can flood posts in these circlejerk threads with votes, wait.... I rather go listen to Nickelback while masturbating with sandpaper

[–]ItsMeMasih 288 points289 points ago

Madre Dios!

[–]HelicopterPenor 5 points6 points ago

[–]haydennt 230 points231 points ago

Someone pleas explain how "a" upvotes a post. I've been pressing "a" on tons of posts, and nothing. I know I'm probably missing something, but none of the "a" (upvote), "z" (downvote) or this one work for me, and I'd like to know what it is.

EDIT: oh, RES suite. Thank you comments

[–]Sweddy 234 points235 points ago

IMO 'q' should be cycle. Then you can just rest your left hand on the 'q a z ' row of keys and still use your right hand to scroll / click

[–]alandalf 172 points173 points ago

If your post is below this one, you're gonna have a good time!

[–]ccunningham63 184 points185 points ago

[–]JaffahCake 208 points209 points ago

Just did that to find out what it did, upvoted EVERYTHING!

[–]taylorguitar13 6 points7 points ago

Again, again!

[–]Vennificus 255 points256 points ago

K cylces up, J Cycles down, Z downvotes for me, A upvotes

[–]NotaMethAddict 55 points56 points ago

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[–]flamingflipflop 33 points34 points ago

I DON'T GET IT EITHER

[–]Se7en_Sinner 195 points196 points ago

[–]platypuspracticus 131 points132 points ago

Jay-Z for all the haters!!!

[–]10acious 265 points266 points ago

Congrats. I just A,J'd your account as a test. Don't abuse or you might get Z,J'd. :P

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 105 points106 points ago

I A,J'd all over my keyboard.

[–]IHaveToBeThatGuy 85 points86 points ago

How much is a ZJ?

[–]JoeyDubbs 80 points81 points ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–]shjoity 153 points154 points ago

RALLY

[–]Kash87 142 points143 points ago

I can see this going places

[–]KangusKa 174 points175 points ago

OH my god. J goes down, K goes up.

[–]ROFLWAWFUL 155 points156 points ago

Yeah, so I just upvoted every comment here in less than a minute :D

[–]carpadium 161 points162 points ago

Here for that sweet karma

[–]mightyenano 52 points53 points ago

Reddit has officially found the most efficient way to whore for karma.

[–]trekkx 89 points90 points ago

F-f-f-free upvotes?

[–]AmboC 142 points143 points ago

[–]_ropes 116 points117 points ago

CHOO CHOO

[–]ninjahands 156 points157 points ago

is this where we come to get free karma?

[–]RedditRossG 29 points30 points ago

ITT: A shining beacon of hope in the long night that is the Karma Holocaust of 2012

[–]taylorguitar13 47 points48 points ago

Yes, as it seems.

[–]westermann28 134 points135 points ago

aj

[–]DrRad 58 points59 points ago

I WOULD LIKE TO BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN PLEASE.

[–]Vaztes 101 points102 points ago

I just upvoted everyone in this thread

[–]Zhais 133 points134 points ago

If this doesn't work for you, you're late to the party.

Also Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]bartink 46 points47 points ago

OP combines a recent post (pressing a) with an older gif for maximum karma whorage.

[–]dotPanic 66 points67 points ago

This isn't my bed.

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 67 points68 points ago

I'm here for the karma...

[–]tellhersafe 66 points67 points ago

I am a kind man. Who else would do something like this? Nobody. Nobody thinks about people the way I do.

[–]Handfoot 13 points14 points ago

boarding the karma train yo

[–]Amoner 62 points63 points ago

I pressed J and then A, take that..

[–]Ebassett101 115 points116 points ago

I.... Am on.... Mobile.....

[–]Trogdude91 78 points79 points ago

Well, the next eight people after your post just got some sperimental karma.

[–]Shawnyall 46 points47 points ago

And done. Everyone's been upvoted.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 120 points121 points ago

Awesome gif. Did you make this?

[–]420TreeHugger 7 points8 points ago

Sorry, doing this for karma.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 60 points61 points ago

/s?

[–]ChubbyGirlsPmMe 84 points85 points ago

All aboard Karma train. Departure: 2 minutes!

[–]SupeR_Z 39 points40 points ago

poop fart chuckle fart poop

[–]DJAHa 29 points30 points ago

Well suck me sideways.

[–]red321red321 60 points61 points ago

'there ya go...there ya go...there ya go'

[–]coreycubed 66 points67 points ago

EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE!

YOU GET AN UPVOTE! AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE!

[–]B-ruckis 36 points37 points ago

This is going to help me in r/trees!

[–]12yz12ab 72 points73 points ago

I have just upvoted everybody in this thread. Gimme karma now.

[–]cawncawn 40 points41 points ago

Another one of these huh? GIVE ME FREE KARMA

[–]MrFatalistic 60 points61 points ago

Z K mothafucka.

[–]homr4ever 49 points50 points ago

The 5 posts below yours are getting the karma spill over

[–]Alucard_draculA 9 points10 points ago

OH GOD THE UPVOTES, OH GOD.