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[–]Spazit 2058 points2059 points ago

Raise your hand if you came to the comment section for links.

[–]interactin 679 points680 points ago

Yup BUSTED!

[–]shirking_my_studies 441 points442 points ago

I'm not proud...

[–]83alx 177 points178 points ago

I'm extremely proud. Nice body in these pics.

[–]MistaPea 79 points80 points ago

Links?

[–]Your_Jaws_My_Balls 45 points46 points ago

Did we get trolled?

[–]MistaPea 36 points37 points ago

no, the links are there but Snooki apparently released them already censored! Tubby bitch, I wanted to see dem tittehs

[–]ohmaniforgotmyacc 1 point2 points ago

I got the weirdest boner...

[–]rraptor1985 1 point2 points ago

But... Are there any in here?

[–]starryknight 9 points10 points ago

Especially that last one. She might be a waste of skin, but you gotta give props to her work-out discipline.

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 55 points56 points ago

They're probably in /r/spaceclop

[–]njeXshn 88 points89 points ago

I want to click.... But since becoming a redditor, I have become weary of any links that include the word "space"

[–]Innovationwarp 69 points70 points ago

/r/spaceporn You won't regret it.

[–]A_Moist_Towelette 19 points20 points ago

Just found a new favorite subreddit, thank you!

[–]toThe9thPower 2 points3 points ago

There is a "porn" for everything. Cityporn, skyporn, humanporn is my favorite. It is basically the craziest or coolest looking people on the planet. /r/humanporn

[–]A_Moist_Towelette 2 points3 points ago

I had no idea, thanks a ton guys!

[–]EasyBeingGreen 11 points12 points ago

NOOO! Oh wait...that wasn't too bad.

[–]WoodenPlunger 4 points5 points ago

Oh god, I thought it was a trick, what everyone was saying in comments

[–]edwork 1 point2 points ago

Just imagine when space travel becomes a normal activity for people how things might change, you know, in terms of the setting for our favorite films...

[–]sharkbait_oohaha 1 point2 points ago

as an astrophysics student, that is one of my favorite subreddits

[–]AllMyExesAreCrazy 30 points31 points ago

So soon wise you are, young padawan.

[–]xtfftc 10 points11 points ago

Or "clop"

[–]interactin 9 points10 points ago

Don't do it. It's a HUGE mistake.

[–]j0nacus 13 points14 points ago

Why? Why didn't I listen?

[–]DerEnder 26 points27 points ago

If I may quote Terry Pratchett:

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”

[–]Fizzbitch125 9 points10 points ago

Just finished re-reading Thief of Time (where that is from) for like, the 8th time. Definitely my favorite book of his

[–]Sandwichmixto 1 point2 points ago

it's brave, brave men like you that do such great deeds for our community.

[–]Beefourthree 14 points15 points ago

The other half of the title is much safer: /r/ClopClop

Warning: the other half of the title is not much safer.

[–]feilen 9 points10 points ago

[–]jicty 5 points6 points ago

I did it. and it was a huge mistake...

[–]Wakka37 8 points9 points ago

Don't. Just.... No. Let me just tell you what it is: horses being fucked. By humans.

[–]clickx 3 points4 points ago

How do you even come across that? I feel like I'm going to get arrested for even opening that subreddit.

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 1 point2 points ago

Goodness knows...I was going to put down /r/spacedicks but the spaceclop sounded more like a place Snookie would be found.

[–]mrspock03 2 points3 points ago

...yep...that's the worst subreddit I've seen yet.

[–]foxtrot-uniform 1 point2 points ago

you may want to heed the word clop as well

/r/clopclop

[–]macpatrik 6 points7 points ago

Already? I havent even seen the links yet.

[–]rgzzo 48 points49 points ago

Ok, so... Links?

[–]JungRii 49 points50 points ago

I was disappointed that nobody posted them. So I did some reasearch... for science. Regardless, here is the result.

Yes, I know there are black censors over them, but I could not find any without them. Trust me.... I tried.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 29 points30 points ago

I think she censored them before she leaked them

[–]JustForGillian 17 points18 points ago

Her new show airs pretty soon. This doesn't surprise me at all.

[–]guerarenegada 49 points50 points ago

Not bad, to be honest.

[–]ampersandscene 12 points13 points ago

... her hair is flat! It's much more flattering like this. Could do without the duckface though.

[–]psiphre 2 points3 points ago

jowls

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[–]JungRii 15 points16 points ago

Touché, although that one doesn't look like Snooki. Something is off...

[–]odinist 112 points113 points ago

Her pants?

[–]zero_fks_given 10 points11 points ago

For science of course

[–]DoinItDirty 244 points245 points ago

I'm warning you this is NSFW, and it made me shiver a little, but I think this is the only NSFW photo that came out from a news website, the rest have been censored...

http://i45.tinypic.com/15hirfn.jpg

EDIT: I'm not sure the sources are legitimate or not, but I'm hearing there's a chance it isn't her, or that there's a chance this is a picture of her pre-fame and it just now surfaced. I will admit I'm not sure which it is, but if I find out I'll be sure to update. Either way if it isn't her, I apologize. I didn't mean to send out misinformation.

[–]yepyep1243 251 points252 points ago

[–]rgzzo 12 points13 points ago

[–]DutchPrisoner 7 points8 points ago

Needs to be upvoted higher.

[–]Mazzstrike 1 point2 points ago

Getting error 138 on chrome when I click on the first link. Mirror?

[–]ILike4ChanShh 346 points347 points ago

I know its ultra-cool to bully Snooki on reddit but i found nothing wrong with this. In fact, it was better than i expected.

[–]XypherFTW 118 points119 points ago

I could fap to that

[–]overly_familiar 65 points66 points ago

"could"

Uh huh.

[–]LordSocky 44 points45 points ago

I could fap to that. I could fap to that again, too.

[–]Concrastination 20 points21 points ago

Relevant username.

[–]i_fap_to_anything 1 point2 points ago

I could fap to you fappin to snooki twice

[–]sashimi_taco 83 points84 points ago

I think she looks pretty good. I don't think she is ugly and I don't think she is a bad person or anything. I would also like to add that Snookie is in recovery from anorexia, maybe we should all hold back on talking about her like she is public property. There are other people on the Jersey Shore who have sex with more partners than she does, and yet no one ever talks about them.

I would also like to add that the only times I ever hear about Snookie these days is when I see people complaining about her on reddit. STOP WATCHING E-NEWS YOU DRAMA QUEENS!

[–]uneekfreek 17 points18 points ago

The picture of her without makeup is attractive.

[–]Oo0o8o0oO 5 points6 points ago

Is it wrong that I think snooki is comfortable being "public property"?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

LEAVE SNOOKI ALONE!

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[–]sashimi_taco 13 points14 points ago

I think maybe that is a problem with society rather than a problem of becoming a public figure. You have a choice in how you treat people, you can't just hide behind random rules people make up to justify treating someone like shit.

If Snookie was saying and doing things that were hurting people then I could understand. But I don't think she is. I think she is having sex with people and having the audacity to exist in a way that people love to watch. She may or may not have a drinking problem, who knows. But she is not hurting you, nor your demographic in anything she does.

If snookie was a politician and was rallying for taking away civil rights, then I can understand hate. But she isn't. She is a woman on a reality tv show who has sex with people when she wants to have sex. The reason people hate her so much is because people talk about her. People talk about her because they love to hate her.

There are celebrities who cause much more harm than snookie does with their actions. Snookie, Kim Kardashian, or whoever else are not hurting anyone at all. All they did was become famous for people hating on them or loving their lifestyle. People love to slut shame these women, but really all they are doing is having an active sex life and everyone else in the world is doing all the work for them by being pissed that they love to fuck.

[–]YourLord_ThyGod 1 point2 points ago

I always assumed people went after her more as a symbol of vapid cuntiness than for being a slut.

[–]sashimi_taco 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what vapid cuntiness means. If you want to infer that she is a vapid person, I would think that her being in recovery for an eating disorder would infer she has some sort of depth to her. Not that it really matters. I don't think hating on random celebrities who have zero effect on my life is a form of entertainment.

[–]JCDeuces 1 point2 points ago

I'm of the same mind but you're being downvoted and society has already proven countless times that it doesn't agree with you and I.

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[–]i_like_salad 2 points3 points ago

Do you sell erotic socks?

[–]sashimi_taco 1 point2 points ago

Update me on the response.

[–]DoinItDirty 14 points15 points ago

I know what you're saying and I agree that it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected; she has lost a lot of weight. That being said, she's a public figure and she went out of her way to make herself a public figure. Trust me when I tell you that no matter how she seems on television, she isn't so daft that she didn't consider the negative public reactions she may receive for her actions.

[–]karmacolor23 -1 points0 points ago

you give her waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much credit. She's a talentless vapid fame whore with ZERO class.

[–]Helmet_Icicle 5 points6 points ago

Who can't decide where to put all her giant piles of money.

[–]Thekaiser316 8 points9 points ago

Yes she is clearly a whore for fucking all those 2 or 3 guys during jersey shore while the situation fucked like 30 girls.

[–]Dillyberries 36 points37 points ago

He said fame whore, which means she'll do anything for fame (sell out her morals, whatever). karmacolor didn't say that the Situation wasn't a massive douchefunnel or that he wasn't a man whore, so I don't even know why you would compare them. They both fucking suck.

[–]severedfinger 20 points21 points ago

[–]DarkShadow429 35 points36 points ago

I'd bang her out all day everyday

[–]machiavellicious 5 points6 points ago

The real question here is why does she have a photo of Saddam Hussein in the background..

[–]infinite0ne 4 points5 points ago

♫♩nothing to see here ♪♬

[–]PogMcgee 10 points11 points ago

Is that the Chunnel?

[–]StewieBanana 34 points35 points ago

Thanks, now I've seen what 149893 other people have seen. Except, not in person.

[–]taxford1 2 points3 points ago

I would have thought she'd have a better camera.

[–]JediToad 2 points3 points ago

Can't be taken on the same day, unless she took her nail polish/colour off. She has green nails in all of the pics, except for the pussy mirror shot where her nails appear to be black/no colour.

[–]LexLV 14 points15 points ago

I'll just throw this here... http://i.imm.io/si28.png

[–]MyOtherShirtIsClean 6 points7 points ago

Convincing

[–]homeboy5925 4 points5 points ago

...not bad

[–]killasin 13 points14 points ago

you stuck your penis in a vagina that resembled a grilled cheese sandwich, I'm not surprised with your response.

[–]CarlWheezer 17 points18 points ago

That isn't her vagina. It's her fat pinched together. That's why it isn't censored.

[–]Stylux 23 points24 points ago

Brave Carl, brave. Now get in the fucking house.

[–]frontandcenter 1 point2 points ago

Why do I keep clicking that? I keep closing out thinking I'm grossed out, but for some reason I keep going back...

[–]tr77 79 points80 points ago

Uncensored pics don't exist. They have massive black bars covering everything, you might as well look up bikini pics. Here they are, but be warned they are bullshit.

I now feel terrible for giving ad revenue to websites circle jerking and helping her attention whore.

[–]sje46 36 points37 points ago

Sigh, just like the Vanessa Hudgens photos.

(not the old ones...the new ones. Including one where she spreads her labia.)

[–]BillCunningham 124 points125 points ago

wait.... WHAT!? Link???? EDIT: Don't you fuck with me sje46, dis some serious shit YOU HEAR ME!?

[–]sje46 47 points48 points ago

EDIT: people have made me feel paranoid about this link (possible cheese pizza). So just freakin' google it people.

[–]BillCunningham 148 points149 points ago

[–]sje46 15 points16 points ago

I haven't laughed so hard from a reddit comment in a long time.

[–]stopsucking 2 points3 points ago

Possibly one of the finest edits I've ever seen.

[–]damian001 12 points13 points ago

Can anyone photoshop some tits and pussy in there?

[–]cloughie 105 points106 points ago

Had a bit of trouble with lighting but I managed to do the top one here. NSFW

Enjoy.

[–]damian001 37 points38 points ago

[–]N69sZelda 7 points8 points ago

.... well this sucks. Why are they so censored :/

[–]U2_is_gay 106 points107 points ago

She must have been in Japan when she took the pictures

[–]JonnyGoodfellow 1 point2 points ago

They were apparently taken while she was underage.

[–]nerds-fuck-adaquetly 1 point2 points ago

Someone give this man link!

[–]Suxout 24 points25 points ago

Here's one without the black bars.

[–]menge101 4 points5 points ago

Some one needs to make a set of bubbled Snooki pics.

[–]DoinItDirty 3 points4 points ago

Found some. Look for my link in later comments.

[–]tronn4 1 point2 points ago

Surely this poster will deliver....

[–]BobLeBuilDerp 9 points10 points ago

\O I'm a marine biologist, I need to examen them.

[–]manaworkin 2 points3 points ago

God damnit... raises hand

[–]Tronaxious 2 points3 points ago

Boobs will be boobs.

[–]chikinboy 3 points4 points ago

Almost 1900 points, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son.

[–]Cam3739 5 points6 points ago

I was curious...now I'm ashamed and disgusted with myself. But still curious.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 2 points3 points ago

Aye.

[–]Gre-enEyed 1 point2 points ago

Yep, thanks for calling me out on that one! Sooooooooo Where they at!!

[–]njeXshn 1 point2 points ago

Guilty hangs head in shame, lifts eyes for links

[–]Baldrick666 72 points73 points ago

[–]lbt 36 points37 points ago

The pussy shot isn't her, it's someone who looks like her. The other shots are her but she leaked them herself so you'll never see the uncensored version.

[–]Apostolate 4 points5 points ago

Where man, my god WHERE?!

[–]Dracomantis 4 points5 points ago

This gets me every fucking time.

[–]ardbeg 86 points87 points ago

I'm sure those photos are not the only thing of hers that leaked.

[–]MrJamTrousers 55 points56 points ago

WHY WON'T THE VOMIT STOP. IT'S EVERYWHERE.

[–]cycophuk 60 points61 points ago

I don't care what anyone else thinks, my sense of morbid curiosity means that I have to know exactly what she looks like naked. I think that is called "being male". Either way, I need to know.

[–]annypants22 18 points19 points ago

Don't think it's just a "male thing". I'm female and I need to know. It's apparently all censored bullshit, though.

[–]cycophuk 3 points4 points ago

The only "uncensored" pic I can find isn't even part of that set, has her head half blocked and no one can even say if it is really her. When it comes to wanting to see celebrities nude, I think it's something everyone wants to see. They are held on such a high pedestal that people want to see them completely exposed to investigate if there is any imperfection to shred apart.

[–]warpus 1 point2 points ago

Heck, I'd want to see Obama nude and I'm a straight guy

[–]raulduke13 19 points20 points ago

[–]dutchman195 18 points19 points ago

Would prefer to see JWOWW or Sammy. But hey, this is a start.

[–]Hu_dat 4 points5 points ago

they both have their own

[–]XtremelyNiceRedditor 1 point2 points ago

ew jwoww really? i think sammy is the most attractive on the show, shes just really fucking annoying.

[–]Groots 33 points34 points ago

Her body is pretty good looking, it's just her personality/attitude that makes her disgusting.

[–]bugzrrad 110 points111 points ago

i don't get it. yes, she's an idiot and riddled with the herp-a-lerps, but she isn't (or at least wasn't) terribly unattractive. scrape the whore makeup off and relax the tan a bit and you've got a 6 or 7 with nice tits.

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points ago

[–]marvelous_molester 27 points28 points ago

fuck that i'd give her an 8

[–]Sandi315 15 points16 points ago

I'd fuck that and give her an 8

FTFY

[–]MakingsOfaBLT 33 points34 points ago

Most guys would love to give her an 8. However the average is 5 and 3/4.

[–]CanonFan 13 points14 points ago

Indeed! I've fucked far worse than that and I paid $$ to do it. I would hit that in an instant.

[–]YeaDudeImOnReddit 83 points84 points ago

[–]copyandpasta 11 points12 points ago

Holy fucking hell this is perfect.

[–]YeaDudeImOnReddit 5 points6 points ago

Glad you like it

[–]TheFluxIsThis 1 point2 points ago

I just like seeing naked ladies.

[–]mocotazo 1 point2 points ago

Everyone's entitled to their opinion. I think she's good looking.

[–]Foot_Fetish_Fred 9 points10 points ago

I'd much rather see that Jwow chick naked.

[–]madjalapeno 12 points13 points ago

[–]rgzzo 16 points17 points ago

Nothing really nude, but a pussy of a chick, who is kinda similar to Snooki. This whole thing is probably just a cheap publicity PR.

EDIT: As said: an hour later a strong redditor finds it: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uy3lq/when_i_heard_snookis_naked_pictures_were_released/c4zpq2p

[–]Herborist 9 points10 points ago

This is the fourth time that I've seen this image and that exact title.

[–]haiku_robot 19 points20 points ago

This is the fourth time 
that I've seen this image and 
that exact title. 

[–]Herborist 10 points11 points ago

Apparently, I'm awesome at haiku.

[–]baalsitch 13 points14 points ago

Link?

[–]pink_play-doh 37 points38 points ago

I personally liked this one.

[–]Cat_Party 41 points42 points ago

Anderson's Pooper

[–]THEREFOREiEXIST 12 points13 points ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]ittakesacrane 1 point2 points ago

i don't know what i expected

[–]bitties 1 point2 points ago

Aren't these pretty old?

[–]Casual_Rape_Tuesday 3 points4 points ago

2/10 would not rape

[–]OhGodAli 16 points17 points ago

It's Tuesday...

[–]Dcoutofstep 8 points9 points ago

get off my lawn

[–]Mitz510 2 points3 points ago

I remember hearing about this yesterday when watching TMZ and all the people on the show made the same facial expression.

[–]Berty_Strange 2 points3 points ago

I only just found out she is a year younger than me, I thought she was in her 30s.

[–]baronxs 14 points15 points ago

[–]twonkythechicken 51 points52 points ago

What the fuck is a Snooki

[–]nobodytoldme 188 points189 points ago

Don't act like you don't know. I've never seen the show, but come on, you couldn't possibly have never heard the name before.

Edit: I don't delete comments. I live with my shame.

[–]garbagecanman1 42 points43 points ago

Upvote for not being a little bitch.

[–]l31untman 47 points48 points ago

Pretty sure he was referring to this South Park episode

[–]Pacehouse 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted after discovering you can watch South park online.

[–]twonkythechicken 11 points12 points ago

I was referring to the South Park episode

[–]nobodytoldme 13 points14 points ago

Yeah...I was a little late to the party, apparently. I need to start watching South Park again.

[–]stanknutz1985 20 points21 points ago

It's not you're fault. Nobody told you.

[–]iconrunner 8 points9 points ago

AAAAAAARGH! MUST...NOT...CORRECT...GRAMMAR!

[–]effyochicken 2 points3 points ago

It pained me deeply...

[–]stanknutz1985 3 points4 points ago

Fuck.

[–]glamotte14 2 points3 points ago

I don't know, but it's really famous.

[–]SlowDown 4 points5 points ago

publicity stunt. how is it that every pic online has black bars hiding the real stuff? clearly a stunt.

[–]spacenout 1 point2 points ago

I read sooki, not snooki..... i got really excited, not saying there isn't already plenty of sooki.... but more is better.

[–]Von_Meowstien 1 point2 points ago

Clint is such a bad ass.

[–]buddynavid 1 point2 points ago

I bet you still looked at them.

[–]JediToad 1 point2 points ago

Can't be taken on the same day, unless she took her nail polish/colour off. She has green nails in all of the pics, except for the pussy mirror shot where her nails appear to be black/no colour.

[–]Mattyx6427 1 point2 points ago

I want to look at it just to say that I have. But at the same tine I feel like that could be a deciding factor when in standing at the pearly gates

[–]That_Baker_Guy 1 point2 points ago

now naked snooki is in my internet search history.

[–]DeFeet 1 point2 points ago

The most appropriate use of this gif I have ever seen.

[–]CommodusDecides 1 point2 points ago

Hey I just watched Gran Torino today... funny coincidence.

[–]Orval 1 point2 points ago

Wait...she actually looks LESS like a horrible troll with her clothes off? Actually looks pretty good? Hm.

UGLY GIRLS! Remove your clothes, there is hope for you yet!

[–]elmarko44 1 point2 points ago

To be frank, I've seen worse right here in GW.

Be honest with yourselves... If you didn't know what a vapid, air-headed slut she is, those pics would be on the front page.

[–]CTypo 1 point2 points ago

I would not know without Reddit, my #1 source of info of Jersey Shore and its celebrities. Thank you, Reddit. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Color_Bars 1 point2 points ago

I'd rather spank it to Sammi. She's the sweetest bitch I'll never meet.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

how do they censor her tits but don't censor her axe-wound of a vagina?

[–]justwtf 4 points5 points ago

The consensus seems to be that that isn't her vagina. Just someone who looks like snooki.

[–]TheDroopy 5 points6 points ago

I honestly don't see anything wrong with said vagina (NSFW, in case the word 'vagina' doesn't tip you off)

[–]rgzzo 5 points6 points ago

[–]lolwtfrandom 1 point2 points ago

Best part about that is since I'm in Canada, it pops up Philip & Terrance saying Sorry. well played.

[–]The_Wabbajack 2 points3 points ago

Its Bangable.

[–]cormano 1 point2 points ago

I've seen a lot worse worshiped in gonewild.

[–]analalf 4 points5 points ago

I'd hate fuck her and Clint Eastwood.

[–]unseth 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me... When is octomoms' video coming out?

[–]UraharaZR 1 point2 points ago

Op will surely deliver........