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[–]poopslooshed 6 points7 points ago

I usually have too much beer in my fridge to fit any food

[–]GloriaGopher 1 point2 points ago

Thanks to my husband and his friends that's how our fridge is too.

[–]hachachaa 0 points1 point ago

Amen.

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 5 points6 points ago

Hey everyone, OP has a boyfriend.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What a gay

[–]Kaizen321 2 points3 points ago

Food is optional. Beer is not.

[–]tuzesviz 1 point2 points ago

My condolences.

[–]Astralwizerdd 1 point2 points ago

I got a fridge at my place that can help take some of the load of that beer.

[–]black_renaissance 1 point2 points ago

I often have this trouble with my stomach

[–]Zohanasburg 1 point2 points ago

thats how us men get fat.

[–]KevoKevo 2 points3 points ago

To someone currently broke and hungry. FUCK YOU!!!!!

[–]TalkingBackAgain 1 point2 points ago

I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say I speak for all of the internet in sympathizing with the devastating plight your boyfriend is going through when he is confronted by such existential problems.

You are in our hearts and minds and, for the religiously inclined, also in our prayers.

Be strong! Believe in yourself! The internet loves you!

[–]RadioactiveHam 0 points1 point ago

Drink alcohol that takes up less space?

[–]Verblocity 0 points1 point ago

Rubbing alcohol. Fits right under the counter.

[–]Cersad 0 points1 point ago

I always blame my roommate when this happens. Regardless of actualy blame or context.

[–]Veji 0 points1 point ago

Been there. Just took out what we could eat and drink in one go. Tried to squeeze in the rest. :3

[–]klatar 0 points1 point ago

did he try the freezer? O_o

[–]jrhoffa 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, let's put all the beer in the freezer. That won't make a horrible explody mess.

[–]klatar 0 points1 point ago

Well, I guess if you forget that they are there, then yes, that would be a problem.

[–]jrhoffa 0 points1 point ago

Unless you're gonna drink it all before it goes boom

But then you're drunk and out of beer, which is a terrible state

[–]klatar 0 points1 point ago

Of course, you could just put in what you plan on drinking that night.

[–]jrhoffa 0 points1 point ago

But then I have to wait at least thirty minutes prior to potation!

[–]its_a_pugs_life 0 points1 point ago

Every goddamn weekend.

[–]SIN-apps 0 points1 point ago

We currently have room for 5 bottles... this issue due to a recent Costco extravaganza... which included the purchase of a 24 pack... the cold-bottle-shuffle gets old.

[–]lucklesspedestrian -1 points0 points ago

Why doesn't he just throw away some food?