On the other hand...

The_Brad · 2 months

The only solution is to start after the doughnut.

reddbdb · 2 months

You split the doughnut in 2 and then you have a doughnut in both hands.

Haggisn · 2 months

At first, I read it like this:

"On the but on one hand, the other I need hand to lose weight doughnut."

It made more sense when I found out how to read it properly.

boblamb58 · 2 months

It can go to waist, or it can go to waste.

gyd9181 · 2 months

I'm suddenly filled with the urge to watch "The Fiddler on the Roof"...

NoozleontheHoose · 2 months

And in the center? Muffin top.

PhtoJoe · 2 months

Now I want a doughnut.

rosjone · 2 months

Relevant: I had Krispy Kreme this morning.

UraharaZR · 2 months

Sadly, this is a decision i battle with every day.

smokingotter · 2 months

Use one hand to fap, that will burn calories so you can eat the donut, problem solved.

cjfb62 · 2 months

for me it goes: I need to lose weight but buying smaller clothes is expensive.

stun · 2 months

Simple solution: masterbate with the free hand till you have used up all the calories gained from eating the donut.

Dmuff · 2 months

This is truly the problem that a lot of us have hahahaha. I remember someone had a pic of an elevator with a sign that said something along the lines of: I'll do anything to lose weight, except use the stairs or eat right.

sn1p3rb8 · 2 months

This sounds like something from the Simpsons.

hudson22 · 2 months

Is this on Paper by 53?

donuts22 · 2 months

Keeps your hands off me.

carpeggio · 2 months

Why not both! Do exercise, enjoy food. Simple as that.

Unidan · 2 months

"On the other hand, we have different fingers." - Jack Handey

hooizyoo · 2 months

I ordered a pizza about twenty minutes ago. It hasn't even arrived yet, and I'm already starting to regret my decision.

Burlapin · 2 months

Man, the other day on /r/Fitness or /r/loseit I read about the funniest diet- the "fuck you" diet. Basically every time this dude sees something he wants to eat but is trying not to, he swears at it in his head.

Like

Fuck you donut, you're trying to make me fat! Fuck off rice, I don't need your empty calories! Bread you're a fucking fuck and you make me sick!

I thought it was hilarious. Now I have some ice cream in the freezer that I regularly swear at.

Saborwrath · 2 months

And the 3rd option is lose weight, put on muscle, and enjoy doughnuts whenever cause you burn the days calories sitting down! Its cool being a meathead stoner

goofball_jones · 2 months

Hey, I feel for you...I started a diet and quit drinking on the same day. Two weeks ago yesterday.

Starting to climb the fricken walls. I've come to believe that one of the major driving forces of addiction, is boredom.

beckymac0014 · 2 months

That was me this morning. Only it was a bowtie... bigger and better MMMM

ceri23 · 2 months

There's a golden band.

Haha. I just went hipster, country-style.

Qbertoh · 2 months

Replace Doughnut with Bagel for me.

pgan91 · 2 months

After a while, you can just ignore doughnuts.

Ozwaldo · 2 months

A doughnut is generally like 300 calories. That's not that bad. I think the real problem is when you give up on eating healthy for the rest of the day because "fuck it, I already had that doughnut..."

buttunz · 2 months

Weight Doughnut.

2pacsofgum · 2 months

He does have a point.

DrFiddles · 2 months

On the gripping hand... give into temptation and fap instead. Problem solved.

Amateur1234 · 2 months

On the other hand, being thinner makes your dong look bigger.

HeatheryLeathery · 2 months

I did this today and decided no, I need to lose weight.

And then I ate a whole packet of chocolate digestives and three packets of soft mints.

Edit: ate not hate.

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