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[–]Naberius 18 points19 points ago

Kid blocked two solid shots on goal. Went down for the first one, got right back up in time to block the second one. That's good defensive hustle. My team, that kid gets the last slice of pizza post-game.

[–]djloreddit 1 point2 points ago

seriously. i remember getting pegged in the face when i played soccer, and it hurts like a bitch. good way to getting a bloody nose. this kid rocks

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 3 points4 points ago

Now that is some heads-up defense!

[–]Zombie_Lover 1 point2 points ago

Yep, keeping his head in the game.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I have been waiting for someone to post this gif with this name thank you sir

[–]LittleRedditor 1 point2 points ago

Sloppy goalkeeping in my opinion. GK simply backed up into the goal while his own mate is getting knocked in the face with a ball. tsk tsk

[–]TheBaconJuggalo 1 point2 points ago

has nothing to do with zombies except the #2 rule. you should have edited the gif and put a pic of a zombies face over the clumsy kid

[–]xerexerex 4 points5 points ago

Agreed. This has nothing at all to do with zombies aside from the title that references a zombie movie.

[–]patches152 5 points6 points ago

It's still awesome and funny.

[–]thesprunk 0 points1 point ago

That's what /r/awesome /r/funny are for.

[–]a_very_stupid_guy 0 points1 point ago

The title is zombie related, not sure what the big deal is besides perhaps disappointment that there wasn't a gun blowing up some zombie's head

[–]Houselurver11 0 points1 point ago

DOUBLE TAP ROOTBEER!

[–]thoseskiers 0 points1 point ago

Something similar happened while I was playing soccer when I was younger. This big (strong) kid on our team could kick a soccer ball and clear 3/4 of the length of the soccer field.

It was rainy and cold and soggy and everyone was miserable. This big kid kicked the ball trying to clear it, and it hit this kid in the face, literally knocking him off his feet. But then, the ball bounced back to the big guy, and as the knocked-off-his-feet-kid was pulling himself to his feet, the big guy clears it again.

Hit the kid in the face a second time. The whistle blew and my whole team was on the ground laughing. The other team was NOT happy.

[–]Snipshow777 0 points1 point ago

Double tap AND cardio! Look at that, two rules in one.