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[–]Surprise_Lobotomy 5 points6 points ago

My first recess lasted about thirty seconds. I sprinted out of the door and over to a field where some older kids were kicking a soccer ball. It hit me square in the face and knocked me out. I rocked that black eye like a champion.

[–]d_b_cooper[S] 1 point2 points ago

Your username is surprisingly relevant.

[–]El_KerrFerr 7 points8 points ago

That must really hurt when you're playing golf

[–]Agusta-212 3 points4 points ago

Same here. Only it always hit my ass.

[–]d_b_cooper[S] 1 point2 points ago

I have a vision of Michael Cera in Arrested Development right now...
"You still do that, huh?"

[–]droideka9990 2 points3 points ago

You must suck at paintball.

[–]d_b_cooper[S] 2 points3 points ago

I even had a terrible bowl-cut as a kid.

[–]FishWash 2 points3 points ago

Try bowling.

[–]_--_--_--_--_--_--_ 4 points5 points ago

I keep hear hearing "Billy, look out!" poiiiish <kickball sound>

[–]kaiserquaser 3 points4 points ago

Do you really talk like that? "Me during the playing of any sport." That could be a clue about your "athletic ability"

[–]Kentowich 1 point2 points ago

Indeed! Nothing more annoying than making ready for that perfect tennis serve and WHAM football to the face!

[–]metalsweaterguy 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel.

[–]11975321 1 point2 points ago

It must be very starling when running hurdles...

[–]Jesters_Fool 1 point2 points ago

Must suck when you play hockey.

[–]nedstupidflanders 1 point2 points ago

Try being a goalie.

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

That happened to me at a kickball game a few years ago while I was straightening my dunce cap.

[–]BlackDante 0 points1 point ago

Where is this from? It never fails to make me laugh

[–]Winter_Gal 0 points1 point ago

Funny. That's almost exactly how I got my concussion.

Wait... No it's not.

[–]rempek 0 points1 point ago

I'm so easy to entertain :)

[–]Seasickdwarf -1 points0 points ago

If you look at his face on the frame before it hits, you can see what true fear looks like.

[–]Ryusko -1 points0 points ago

I'm not one to complain about reposts, but you couldn't even wait 24 hours?