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[–]tresser 80 points81 points ago

Kevin Love was actually drafted by the Memphis Grizzlies with the 5th pick in 2008, but shortly after the draft was traded to Minnesota for OJ Mayo (the 3rd pick)... since Rudy Gay was already an established starter on the Grizzlies, there were a few hours there where hardcore NBA fans were pretty excited about the Gay Love era in Memphis... alas, we were stuck with Gay Mayo instead.

[–]fresh38 42 points43 points ago

So Gay Mayo is what happens after Gay Love?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

During, if the refractory period is sufficiently low.

[–]nolamunchkin 2 points3 points ago

So Gay Mayo is the new Spreading Santorum?

[–]AdaAstra 0 points1 point ago

But who makes the sandwich after sex?

[–]xXxJavisxXx 0 points1 point ago

[–]Rhymen0cerous 1 point2 points ago

I saw this same comment the last time this picture was posted.

[–]tresser 1 point2 points ago

that's because i got it from the thread from the last time this was posted. credit given in the last period of the post, as i always do for things like this.

[–]Jettclash96 1 point2 points ago

Gayo*

[–]Turdmeist 3 points4 points ago

awesome

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

Do they even have grizzlies in Memphis?

[–]verbality 111 points112 points ago

She looks like she knows what she's doing.

[–]americanslon 33 points34 points ago

That's not an insult, that's a compliment.

[–]Apostolate 37 points38 points ago

I've got a raging compliment for her.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

She's got a gorgeous pair of personalities.

[–]Jagernukes 4 points5 points ago

She's every girl I knew in high school

[–]lostandsafe 2 points3 points ago

But she means nothing to you and you don't know why...

[–]kencole54321 11 points12 points ago

If it's poking into her cheek, she's doing it wrong

[–]wadetype 15 points16 points ago

Different strokes.

[–]shroomprinter 25 points26 points ago

If it's in her mouth, I'm probably not gonna complain.

[–]I_dont_feel_tardy -3 points-2 points ago

Dem teeth.

[–]Todomanna 1 point2 points ago

Just make sure it's very dry.

[–]soggy_cereal 1 point2 points ago

Like sand paper. Guys love it when your tongue feels like sand paper.

[–]BearsChief 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if pun...

[–]mnch 1 point2 points ago

She couldn't have learned that from gay love

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

If her gay love involves a dick in her mouth, she is doing it wrong.

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

She looks like she's taking cues from Fred Durst in the jumbotron.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 27 points28 points ago

[–]MrConfucius 2 points3 points ago

You're fucking everywhere man!

[–]imakeairplanes 37 points38 points ago

A girl pretending to be giving a blowjob? How gay.

[–]Apostolate 19 points20 points ago

[–]Nizzler 1 point2 points ago

[–]fuct_indy 6 points7 points ago

Ok, the shirts are cute, but where did she get the invisible penis?

[–]Gullyhunter 26 points27 points ago

hahahahahahaha i know those blokes! i used to play footy with them

Edit-proof http://imgur.com/DnFml

[–]ismash 0 points1 point ago

Nice one mate.

I'm on exchange in Germany and this sentence, combined with your user name has helped my homesickness heaps. That's over 9 ockers!

(The "ocker" is the unit of measurement for how Australian something is. 1 ocker is equivalent to saying "strewth" in an exasperated voice or using the term "footy".)

[–]Mosstheboss9722 2 points3 points ago

Wut...?

[–]Gullyhunter 1 point2 points ago

Glad to help mate! get well soon

[–]dracdliw 1 point2 points ago

I'm Australian, you're joking about that 'ocker' thing right?

[–]ismash -1 points0 points ago

Um, no. I'm Australian too.

If you can think of a better unit of measurement I'd gladly put your suggestions to the board!

[–]Apostolate 0 points1 point ago

Well? Are they gay?

[–]Gullyhunter 1 point2 points ago

na man, but they did do it on purpose. Dont think they thought it was going to do the internet rounds for this long though! it was at a metal festival called "soundwave"

[–]Se7en_Sinner 5 points6 points ago

If it wasn't for the fellatio impression, I would have never gotten this...

[–]whitmell 2 points3 points ago

Poor Rudy Gay... his jersey will never be a big seller.

[–]UnderD4Donut 3 points4 points ago

I'd wear it, but I'm looking for a tshirt instead of a jersey. I like Rudy, so I don't care.

[–]rebelfan91 1 point2 points ago

I work in a sports store in Memphis and you're right. People come in all the time and are like, "We'd buy the Rudy Gay jersey buuuuuuttttttt I don't want to wear something that says Gay on it" But on the flip side we have gay couples come in and flip their shit over it and buy it just because it says Gay

[–]3leggeddonkey 2 points3 points ago

Speaking of gay love...is that Fred Durst on the jumbotron in the back?

[–]medhop 3 points4 points ago

A girl doing that isn't gay, but fair play to her.

[–]TChamberLn 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, weird question. Are you Irish? I've heard a lot of Irish people use the phrase "fair play to (whoever)". Also, I don't understand what it means, can you help me ?

[–]medhop 0 points1 point ago

Nah, mate, I'm English. I think the usage is evenly spread throughout the British Isles. I guess it means "fair enough, she's free to do what she wants, I'm not going to judge her." That's the context I always put it in anyway. Hope that helps, mate.

[–]TChamberLn 1 point2 points ago

It does, thanks.

[–]Pollydora 12 points13 points ago

I like how that girl feels we need an enactment of the joke just to make sure we understand.

[–]o0Bex0o 4 points5 points ago

Everything females do is for yoouuu...

Or a friend was taking pictures for their own collection, and found a silly one to share. Of their friend being silly.

[–]LucifersBoxx 2 points3 points ago

What if those guys actually happen to be homosexual? Then What?!?

[–]knylok 0 points1 point ago

Then they probably don't require the visual demonstration provided by this chick. I'm sure they know what they're doing.

[–]Zeppelanoid 1 point2 points ago

Rubio Favors Gay Love Sessions

A solid starting 5.

[–]matty_lo 5 points6 points ago

annoying girl doin her thing

[–]scoooot 4 points5 points ago

Because for homosexuals, love is defined by sex acts.

[–]DaveFishBulb 11 points12 points ago

It's defined by sex acts for everyone bro.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 3 points4 points ago

I think this is a joke, and maybe you take life too seriously.

[–]fuckingcaptcha 5 points6 points ago

She seems like a bitch.

[–]Surprise_Lobotomy[!] 3 points4 points ago

Classy girl.

[–]chocom0fo33 5 points6 points ago

nice re-poast brah.

[–]Rallerboy888 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]adanvdo 1 point2 points ago

I dont thing a girl sucking a dick is gay at all.

[–]Rustick 0 points1 point ago

Gaaaaayyyyyyy

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish -1 points0 points ago

[–]ZapActions-dower 2 points3 points ago

Nice repost.

[–]InterwebCeleb -1 points0 points ago

Re. Post.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

AT LEAST 20

[–]MrDudeRI 1 point2 points ago

OVER 9000!!!!

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

Haha look how gay that chick is.

[–]Dlbz44 0 points1 point ago

Is that SS in the Gay

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 0 points1 point ago

Is this at Camp Bisco?

[–]Treysnotsober 1 point2 points ago

lolbisco

[–]jefuchs 0 points1 point ago

The pic was funny enough. It didn't need that idiot woman to make it funny.

[–]PedobearLV 0 points1 point ago

Nice repost jackass, let's try something.... be fucking original!

[–]MySixInchTaint 0 points1 point ago

Because being gay is hilarious! They're not people, they're punchlines!

[–]ezbakez -1 points0 points ago

Beale Street Music Festival/Tom Lee Park at its best/worst.

[–]Gullyhunter -1 points0 points ago

soundwave

[–]angrybirdisAngry -2 points-1 points ago

What's her name?

[–]Gullyhunter 0 points1 point ago

no idea, she was just a random.

[–]interix -2 points-1 points ago

Id definitely stick my pole in that broad's mouth.

[–]matisgugle -1 points0 points ago

is that fred durst on the mic in the BG?

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti -1 points0 points ago

Awesome love?

[–]snakeandabat -1 points0 points ago

Where did this take place?

[–]Time_Terminal 0 points1 point ago

It's a repost from before. Not sure exactly, but I believe Australia, after reading some of the comments.

[–]xKingwoodx -1 points0 points ago

The only thing missing is a Jason Kidd jersey on the right...

[–]knylok -1 points0 points ago

Ha ha! Homosexuals are yucky! This is how they do oral sex!

[–]sindekit -1 points0 points ago

That inaccurate...she's a woman.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I hardly see what this has to do with brushing your teeth, burrito lady.

[–]wtfOP -1 points0 points ago

that's not very gay... that's a chick pretending to suck dick >:|

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Why is that lady miming brushing her teeth?

[–]IamKiiS -1 points0 points ago

I get it! Ass pirates!

[–]Misspink44 -1 points0 points ago

Keep it classy, Gator.

[–]JCo352 -1 points0 points ago

The guy to the right has a pirates hat on...gay love pirates.

[–]foescorcher -1 points0 points ago

Limp Bizkit concert?

[–]jared138 -1 points0 points ago

Rudy gay was also drafted by the Houston Rockeys before being traded to the Grizzlies. The Rockets then also had a player named Luther Head, so the nba was also close to having a Gay Head combo.

[–]PeeWeePangolin -1 points0 points ago

It's nice to see Ike Davis enjoying himself, and not ashamed of his occupation by proudly wearing his jersey even outside of work.

[–]dylanroo -1 points0 points ago

Why does he have a shirt with gay on it?

[–]Stalemate9 -1 points0 points ago

This is so old.

[–]MiamiFootball -2 points-1 points ago

UFBaseball, aye?

[–]kierenj -2 points-1 points ago

Gay jokes? Really reddit? Not even a good one? REALLY?

[–]jerisho -2 points-1 points ago

Stupid woman, awsome shirts

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[–]MPC45000 -1 points0 points ago

Rudy Gay, plays for the Memphis Grizzlies. NBA.

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[–]MPC45000 -2 points-1 points ago

Can't tell if you're a troll or just really stupid. NBA. NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION.