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[–]lanzapan 8 points9 points ago

Is one direction a band?

[–]MarebaraKeiichi[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Technically, but they have no talent whatsoever.

[–]lanzapan 10 points11 points ago

oh

well that sucks

[–]Auflodern 0 points1 point ago

Like Nickelback without the only one good song in the 90's

[–]Idiotank 0 points1 point ago

Which song are you talking about I can think of 2 I like

[–]Auflodern 0 points1 point ago

I forgot about the other one,

"How You Remind Me" and "Someday"

[–]Auflodern 0 points1 point ago

that's probably why I thought it was only one song I liked.

[–]dogbreath101 1 point2 points ago

so they are the nickleback of this generation?

[–]IUseRhetoric 25 points26 points ago

I thought Nickelback was the Nickelback of this generation...

[–]helgihermadur 6 points7 points ago

Can't beat Juan Direction

[–]VertigoFall 3 points4 points ago

Does anybody else think that old Disney movies look way better than the ones today?

[–]SmexiiFish 4 points5 points ago

They have One Direction...but not Johnny Depp

[–]Phillipd91 1 point2 points ago

...yeah but, they're pretty fit though

[–]valentinking 6 points7 points ago

too...many...subreddits...

[–]phillycheese 5 points6 points ago

Get out, get out, get out of my head.

[–]cactinotcactuses 2 points3 points ago

I trust you found this by clicking on the random button...

[–]NarcoleptcSmurf -1 points0 points ago

Random button?

[–]cactinotcactuses -1 points0 points ago

yeah at the top next to the all button.

[–]khusromir 1 point2 points ago

I have never met anyone that has disliked One Direction for their music, everyone I've known has started out neutral, then been put off it because of how obnoxious their fan base is.

[–]stupernan -3 points-2 points ago

just watched a music video of them

music: eh seems like one of those month long catchy pop tunes, not bad.

video: oh god they just ooze faggotry

they have no talent, just a really good editor

[–]khusromir -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah I didn't like their music, but I was willing to be neutral about it.

Then, on Twitter, these 'Directioners' are always tweeting about how 'special' a fan base they are because while those other, lesser fan bases trend things like 'Justin Bieber is DA BEST <3,' they are busy trending thinks like 'We <3 R 5 HOMOSEXUALS,' making them superior to the rest of us. And this happens every single day. Without fail.

The result is I have never actually heard a whole song and now I absolutely hate them.

[–]zubrin 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping it was a subreddit filled with people only going one direction.

[–]jeeluhh 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, I thought they were called New Direction.

edit This explains why my bf always laughs when he asks me who his daughters favorite band is. Nude erection. Damn it.

[–]BlizzyBluu 0 points1 point ago

They do?

[–]MachEnergy -1 points0 points ago

Never heard of. I'm going back to my Wesley Willis playlist for some REAL music.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Rock and roll McDonalds!

[–]Seamus_OReilly -1 points0 points ago

You know, that is some awesome animation right there.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler -1 points0 points ago

Just think it keeps the 13 year old girls and pedomoms out of the good subreddits....

[–]bubbl3girl -3 points-2 points ago

One who? Are those the gay guys "saving lives" with the song about flipping hair?

[–]MoNkEyxJOSHH -5 points-4 points ago

we should definitely just all go over there and downvote EVERYTHING until there is nothing left

[–]Blarg23 1 point2 points ago

... I guess it would be way too 4chan to gore spam it right?

[–]jnhall84 -2 points-1 points ago

That just made me laugh so hard

[–]doomisdead -3 points-2 points ago

I have never heard One Direction, Justin Beiber, Hannah Montanna, the Jona Brothers or any of these Disney bands. I'm extremely lucky, and I have a thing called an iPhone so I can control what music I listen to.

[–]Naki-chan 2 points3 points ago

One Direction isn't a 'Disney band'