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[–]Incompetent_Boss 5 points6 points ago

I swear I emailed you that assignment on Tuesday.

[–]alan27284336 2 points3 points ago

In the Military I work for, our leaders loved for us to do nothing all day and at 5:00 when we are supposed to get off work..."Its time to pick grass out of rocks bitches!"

[–]mephilen 3 points4 points ago

Happens to my husband all the time. "Sure! Ill get right on that first thing monday."

[–]XCoNGAMMA 1 point2 points ago

[–]dmuns 1 point2 points ago

I just spit coke all over my computer laughing at this. Thank you so much.

[–]groberts1980 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I'll start this first thing Monday...

[–]jason2li 4 points5 points ago

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

[–]poppunksnotdead -1 points0 points ago

listen butthorn, its only tuesday. we dont mention the word friday until the week is at least half over! take it back.

[–]iroZn -4 points-3 points ago

Spelled dammit, not damnit. Google 'define: damnit' please stop spelling it this way it hurts my eyes.

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

I was considering saying something about this, but the reality is, it's slang, and it doesn't really have a true "official" spelling.

Though, admittedly, the most common spelling is "dammit".

[–]iScreme 1 point2 points ago

Damn... Damnit...

pretty simple to me...

[–]itsmuddy 0 points1 point ago

I always thought it was "damn it" as in "It" is something you want to be damned.

[–]iScreme 0 points1 point ago

that makes too much sense.. I'm going to have to disagree because of this...

Otherwise... Damnit all to hell.

[–]growlingbear -3 points-2 points ago

It's ZEUS, not GOD.