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[–]dookieface 1 point2 points ago

so you molested him with your knee?

[–]SimilarImage 3 points4 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 months geneticswag Oh, Bill Cosby, you so wacky. here 8 120
6 months Izick Just searched "no gif" on Google. Pretty happy. here 207 1041
10 months yb1337 I don't even. /r/gifs 17 114

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[–]TundraTheMedlabPony[S] 2 points3 points ago

Woooooowww... 9 more matches... fuck.

[–]jmad202 0 points1 point ago

Nice try.

[–]zidanetribal 0 points1 point ago

Is that the weird kid from Jurassic Park?

[–]ifUreadTHISiWin999 0 points1 point ago

AMA request: that kid.

[–]TheSeashellOfBuddha 0 points1 point ago

They can tap into your life force to continue bouncing around like a gummy bear on coke.

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

I never understood when the little shits fuck around too much and hurt themselves, I'm talking bruise level, and their mom freaks out and hysterically makes sure they are ok.

I worry about it if they are still crying after 5 minutes. At the store I work at this 2 year old goes racing down the main aisle, pushing a cart as fast as her stubby legs will carry her. She can't even see over the thing, her arms are up in the air just to reach the handle.

BAM. She T-Bones the counter, enough to shake the thing on it's foundations. No apology of course, the mom rushes to the kid, who is kinda dazed, but not crying, to see if she is okay.

Had the little shit been listening when the mom was telling her to stop, none of that would of happened. Lesson learned the way I see it, but not to the helicopter parents.

[–]SailorJerryGarcia 0 points1 point ago

So you decided to give it a mega wedgie?

[–]atperryman 0 points1 point ago

Zippity zoppity zoop

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a playdate at Jerry Sandusky's house.

[–]LlamanatorZ 0 points1 point ago

Ugh. white people