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[–]NizerIsADog 8 points9 points ago

[–]Guitarable 0 points1 point ago

Much much better than OP's even though I've seen them both numerous times

[–]blakeready710[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha that ones way better

[–]fechera 5 points6 points ago

Jason Bateman??

[–]BurningChildren 6 points7 points ago

I´m feeling more of a Nathan Fillion

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

can someone verify...?

[–]fechera 0 points1 point ago

I am pretty sure it is a guy that looks a lot like him.

[–]Ragnalypse 9 points10 points ago

Now we know where the term bitch-slap came from.

[–]Epix115 4 points5 points ago

BA DUM, TISS!

[–]Lots42 13 points14 points ago

Every three days. Like clockwork.

[–]amishprincess88 2 points3 points ago

I used to have a German Shepard that did exactly this. He would throw out his paw, and just jab the crap out of you. It was totally deliberate too, that bastard. Still, I loved the hell out of that dog.

[–]meatywood 4 points5 points ago

That's awesome. I was certain the dog was going to bite his face.

[–]medhop 1 point2 points ago

Mine too.

[–]pyoung2 1 point2 points ago

That awkward moment when the dog stops happily panting, looks you in the eye and commences biting your face bitch-slapping you.

[–]Sharkpool -3 points-2 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]MiraP 0 points1 point ago

I can watch this 50 times in a row and still laugh like it was the first time I ever saw it.

[–]nowwhosaidthat 0 points1 point ago

hahaha why have i not seen this. i thought ive sailed the internet like Magellan

[–]JTTTdude 1 point2 points ago

MAGELLAN DID NOT HAVE THE INTERNET BACK THEN, YOU FOOL. LURN YOO SUM EDUCASHUN.

[–]Macpunk 0 points1 point ago

Educajun?

[–]JTTTdude 0 points1 point ago

Oh, yeah. That. My bad.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

"POW! Right in the kisser!"

[–]gaminggeek12 1 point2 points ago

Bitch be looking at me. He BETTER not be looking at me. HEY BITCH. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL!?

[–]big_bigowski 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you.

[–]Mertz24 0 points1 point ago

I cannot stop laughing. This is insane.

[–]FredRollinHigh -1 points0 points ago

Your breath stinks. -Sincerely, Dog.

[–]sicilian269 -1 points0 points ago

God that made me laugh

[–]JadeDragoness -3 points-2 points ago

omg I knew I should have went pee about 30 min ago. Too late.

[–]flame2975 -2 points-1 points ago

Staring contast slaps man dog: HA!!! U LOOSE!!!!

[–]XCoNGAMMA -2 points-1 points ago

I lol'd.