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[–]Davidisontherun 28 points29 points ago

[–]Ganja94 2 points3 points ago

Classic nope.

[–]ch0och 23 points24 points ago

This is why it's ok to make bombs.

[–]jontss 8 points9 points ago

I would use some hairspray and a BBQ lighter to take care of that shit. I wouldn't even care if I burned the house down in the process. It's not my house and I have property insurance.

[–]steadymobbin 4 points5 points ago

Unfortunately that would probably just piss it and it's mini-nopes off.

[–]bobthecookie 1 point2 points ago

Flaming spiders. This is how we all die

[–]bobthecookie 1 point2 points ago

The mini-nopes would learn how to use the hairspray and lighter, and fuck everyone over

[–]waffleso_0 6 points7 points ago

if i walked into that room i would run out and then burn the entire building down.

[–]cogitoergognome 7 points8 points ago

Dear God. Aragog lives.

[–]lorealm 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

[–]NJ_Lyons 11 points12 points ago

This HAS to be fake. For my sanity.

[–]madamthefifth 5 points6 points ago

"Kids, pack your stuff! We're moving to a different state!"

[–]eVaan13 2 points3 points ago

If you consider Mars a good state then it's allright.

[–]MlleNoellexo 4 points5 points ago

Nopenopenopenopenope.

[–]Hipster_Mike 4 points5 points ago

I would throw a freaking grenade over there

[–]ScomberomorusCavalla 6 points7 points ago

[–]Cdif 4 points5 points ago

AHHH LITTLE SPIDERS!

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIANT SPIDER OH GOD

[–]koolcowman[S] 19 points20 points ago

It's not like I needed the house I lived in anyway.

[–]ROELtja 1 point2 points ago

somebody know what type of spider this is?

[–]Meatslinger 0 points1 point ago

Huntsman.

[–]eVaan13 -1 points0 points ago

That shit's real.

I'm done.

[–]Sjormantec 1 point2 points ago

I'm out. Literally, just pull my face off.

[–]alienbringer 3 points4 points ago

I created an account just to comment on this pic. That is a very pretty spider for sure. First instinct is some sort of arboreal tarantula, though the legs are a bit off. A good 3 inches for sure even as zoomed in as the pic is. The yellow coloring under its legs is kind of neat. Would def try to capture it and its spiderlings (after figuring out for sure whether it would be deadly or not).

[–]Vallam 3 points4 points ago

It's a huntsman, possibly a female Heteropoda venatoria but it could be some Australian species I'm not familiar with.

[–]Magikarp_you_tank 3 points4 points ago

Blame the Australians.

[–]BobbyRayBands 5 points6 points ago

Its a Nopeimus of the Arachnid family Killitwithfire

[–]ThyNobleAngel 0 points1 point ago

Hell no.

[–]Hrint 0 points1 point ago

This is when you can use that flamethrower you've always been wanting to try out. Also your RV. In another country.

[–]MsZombieSlayer 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the biggest NOPEs I've seen.

[–]PR8R 0 points1 point ago

Please don't be real

[–]Sjormantec 0 points1 point ago

The bottoms of my feet got hot all of a sudden.

[–]Sjormantec 0 points1 point ago

I screamed. I am a calm, collected financial professional in a quiet office building and I screamed like I was just bit by nope. That has never happended to me.

[–]Sjormantec 0 points1 point ago

Time to burn the house down.

[–]Hulksterx 0 points1 point ago

[–]rip_commonsense 0 points1 point ago

Um, that worse then a Nope. That's a "FUCK THAT!!"

[–]nmpraveen 0 points1 point ago

can you post original like pls from WTF..

[–]oliver_clothesoff 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the nightmares I'll have tonight!

[–]Autumnsprings -1 points0 points ago