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This actually happened to me from a girl that I dated 4 years ago... She won't let go -_- (i.imgur.com)

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[–]cadet999 1 point2 points ago

OMG this is my recent ex. We broke up but decided to stay friends and so i stopped texting and calling her all the time but she would keep calling and texting me all the time. This was literally what she said once "so, i was talking to my friend who i havent talked to since her and i stopped being friends and she was like "omg, he definitely still like you" and i was like "i know he is definitely not over me. So yeah, we think you're not over me at all." i completely facepalmed

[–]Not_Austin[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. She was way too attached to me for a long time after we broke up and then she finally started to not care anymore so I started trying to be friends again and she told me she knows I like her and I was like WHAT??? NO!

[–]necrons_ftw 0 points1 point ago

I got the trump card! My ex stalks my wife of three years, gives out her phone number to random girls and tells them to ask for me, and follows her all around dfw. All this in the hopes of breaking us up so she could get back together with me.

[–]quintuple_mi 0 points1 point ago

I have an ex story aswell. Formatting as a 4chan greentext story because i can

date cute girl in highschool breaks up with me after two days immediately she asks to get back together refuse stalks me for three years tries to break me up with current gf mfw she says she loves me mfw i have no face

[–]joshy1234 0 points1 point ago

Ha! That is a statement I know all too well, heard it from an ex who tried to catch up with me on Facebook... 6 years after we broke up and I'm happily married.

[–]indyK1ng -1 points0 points ago

Oh god no!

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