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[–]Jpon9 43 points44 points ago

Posts like this always make me feel stupid for that split second it takes me to realize that it's not supposed to make any sense. So thanks for that >.>

[–]sethpeck 25 points26 points ago

I keep reading this over and over again trying to figure out what i don't even.

[–]bagelpusher 18 points19 points ago

If you had an apple and a god and you pushed the apple through with it and a pebble hadn't dropped through it'd stop god inside the apple because gravity can't apple.

Your move.

[–]Minion666 11 points12 points ago

What if the apple was actually a nubulonic module facsimile device used to produce dijiredoo salads?

[–]ALX1U 3 points4 points ago

That sir is nothin' but win.

[–]CrazyElectrum 3 points4 points ago

I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Thank you.

[–]StainMcGorver 3 points4 points ago

You're forgetting that pebbles can't necessarily prove or disprove gravity so really your argument involves too much apple.

/r/atheism is such an applejerk. :/

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[–]BoogalyBoogaly 4 points5 points ago

Initial reaction: lol why? Reaction after 5 rereads: O I GET IT BECAUSE CHRISTIAN LOGIC MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!

[–]kimmeister18 3 points4 points ago

omfg.. i love you. Thank you for making my brain stop hurting.

[–]hessproject 3 points4 points ago

[–]Hamburgsteak 2 points3 points ago

and how do a mouse keyboard do to drag a piece of cheese keyboard even if it doesn't keyboard?

[–]rasputine 2 points3 points ago

Christians 1
Atheists 0
Dog ¿

[–]pma123 1 point2 points ago

Makes as much sense as religion

[–]idmb 1 point2 points ago

This needs to be reposted every month.

[–]Goodrita 1 point2 points ago

Either I'm super tired, or that doesn't make sence

[–]strongman1234 1 point2 points ago

PRAISE THE LORD!

[–]sc0ttt 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Just_One_Redditor[S] 0 points1 point ago

My mother was a saint!

[–]calladus 0 points1 point ago

Ow!

Ow ow ow...

[–]bobthecookie 0 points1 point ago

什么?

[–]pearsonb100 0 points1 point ago

Duh Fuk , normally I'm good at reading stupidities hiroglifs but I'm lost

[–]Meatslinger 0 points1 point ago

Fuck it, you're right. I'm going back to church.

[–]vinylscratchp0n3 0 points1 point ago

Well, I guess show's over guys. Pack up your things, we're all converting to catholicism now!

[–]ryano1124 0 points1 point ago

What is this... I don't even...

[–]willxrocks 0 points1 point ago

i read this multiple times trying to make sense of it.. just to find out it's not supposed to... there goes 15 minutes of my life I'm not getting back.. Good thing I'm at work so I got paid doing so :]

[–]gummibear13 0 points1 point ago

Wat?

[–]Stavros175 -1 points0 points ago

These are stupid and pointless. All it does is build the stereotypes that all theists are stupid.