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Inappropriate contentThe very definition of Nope. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]dodspringer 100 points101 points ago

while looking at this, my cat twitched his tail in his sleep and it landed right on my arm. I nearly threw my laptop across the room in terror

[–]Abezilla116 1 point2 points ago

I literally whimpered when I saw it and I swear tears where forming and my cat got freaked the fuck out.

[–]Icebear8 0 points1 point ago

7yrs ago a spider just dropped from no where and was on my laptop screen..... i felt bad for the screen after words

[–]Albino_Arabic_Rhino 45 points46 points ago

Welcome to the Forbidden Forest. Friend of Hagrid?

[–]time20 8 points9 points ago

Why did it have to be "follow the spiders"? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

[–]skatterbrain 0 points1 point ago

You get those spiders Ron!

[–]BaconZombies 201 points202 points ago

How has nobody posted this yet?

[–]Allurex 28 points29 points ago

Nope you're the first. This time, at least.

[–]chappersyo 25 points26 points ago

AOE the little ones then nuke the shit out of the boss. It's a faceroll with today's gear levels.

[–]Menospan 14 points15 points ago

Earthshaker uses Echo Slam

It was super effective!

Broodmother has fainted

[–]blueblade259 1 point2 points ago

lvl 99 .-.

[–]derping 1 point2 points ago

Immune Minions, Molten, Reflects Damage, Teleports...

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    [–]-narcoticc 32 points33 points ago

    Yep, it appears you will have to put it down... The house I mean

    [–]een-ze-nood 24 points25 points ago

    I was sitting WAAAAAYYY too close to the monitor for that shit.

    [–]HipsterFuckingStar 9 points10 points ago

    Me too, I've never closed a tab so fast in my life.

    [–]harabanaz 38 points39 points ago

    Aww, look at all those babies!

    [–]joeblessyou 33 points34 points ago

    What a bunch of cute little nopes!

    [–]joeknowswhoiam 9 points10 points ago

    I prefer to look at the big one as a malformed baby that had an hormonal problem or something... it helps me not thinking about the possibility that one day all the little ones might get as big as the big one.

    [–]moneybagbiscuits 8 points9 points ago

    Nobody ever thinks these things. He might just have a thyroid problem. Thank you for opening my eyes.

    [–]drfez 0 points1 point ago

    Relevant.

    [–]4ndreas 9 points10 points ago

    Captioned version with Mana bar on boss spider is better than this repost.

    [–]thetimato 6 points7 points ago

    This is the reason flamethrowers are legal

    [–]soramirr 6 points7 points ago

    And why napalm should be as well.

    [–]italia06823834 20 points21 points ago

    Nah, looks like a wolf spider. Harmless.

    [–]Furyxus 43 points44 points ago

    Tell that to your girlfriend after she tells you to do something about it.

    [–]italia06823834 10 points11 points ago

    Haha. I have. Doesn't help much.

    [–]Furyxus 52 points53 points ago

    That's when you tell her...

    http://i.imgur.com/lSsJp.jpg

    [–]Droidiq 1 point2 points ago

    Fuck it! Lets get a flame thrower from the shed.

    [–]Furyxus 0 points1 point ago

    You keep a flamethrower in your shed?!

    [–]toothphoneegg 7 points8 points ago

    I've been slowly walking my significant other through David Attenborough specials on insects and spiders, and very slowly we've made progress on changing the attitude from disgust and horror to indifference.

    [–]JeriMouse 29 points30 points ago

    My rule is, I don't mind bugs outside. But the moment they come inside, to my territory, it's war.

    [–]steeltoedsneakers 9 points10 points ago

    Well if that's the case, that big bastard in the picture is your first line of defence.

    [–]JeriMouse 0 points1 point ago

    That's what my cat and my giant dog are for. They love to kill bugs.

    [–]time20 0 points1 point ago

    Does anybody have a spare rocket launcher handy?

    [–]toothphoneegg 1 point2 points ago

    I don't mind spiders as long as they stay in the corners of my room, free to eat as many mosquitoes as they please. If they venture past that unspoken social agreement they get scooped up and put outside.

    [–]JeriMouse 0 points1 point ago

    If I'm in the mood to be nice, I'll put them outside. But there have been several times where I'll be going to take a shower and there will be one in the bathtub. I'll rinse that bastard down in a heartbeat. Usually my cat or my dog get to the bugs before I do though. It's quite amusing to watch them hunt a centipede together. It's the only time they get along.

    [–]windom_earle 2 points3 points ago

    Where can I find these? I'm kind of a sissy about bugs

    [–]Critical_CLVarner 6 points7 points ago

    Look up Life in the Underbrush. It's a 5 or 6 part series and is one of the best I've ever seen.

    [–]lishka 4 points5 points ago

    Life in the Undergrowth, no?

    [–]Critical_CLVarner 3 points4 points ago

    Yes! Undergrowth! Sorry I'm an idiot.

    [–]toothphoneegg 0 points1 point ago

    Also, here.

    [–]windom_earle 1 point2 points ago

    Thanks! Will do

    [–]toothphoneegg 0 points1 point ago

    An upvote for you, sir.

    [–]toothphoneegg 0 points1 point ago

    I've found a huge cash of them at my local library, you should check yours especially if the libraries near you have a sharing system set up (that library may not have the dvd, but they can order it from a nearby one). Netflix had a few but I don't think they do anymore so that was unhelpful, but I suppose keep checking that as they may add them back. Generic education really about bugs I've found is a good thing. Understanding they just going about their daily routine, and ones, like this one are much more maternal then they appear.

    [–]MsMorningstar 0 points1 point ago

    I found one of those in my bra drawer yesterday...I threw the whole thing in the dumpster.

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      [–]nighttwolf93 21 points22 points ago

      i dont give a damn what kind of spider it is. i could care less if it was a dancing spider that gives you money for no reason. its a damn spider. -__- lol

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

      Defines my fear of spiders.

      [–]theseheartswontstop 1 point2 points ago

      After giving that comment careful consideration, I have come to this conclusion:

      Upon meeting a dancing spider who gives cash for no reason: close my eyes, get one of those extending arm-reach-grab-things, take said money. Then, film it (whilst my eyes remain shut) from a safe distance. After it tires of its dance, ask it out to tea, put poison in the tea. After it drinks it, light it on fire, throw it into an abyss, and spit on it for good measure. Open eyes, post video on reddit, keep cash given by spider (after sanitizing it thoroughly), and profit.

      [–]nighttwolf93 1 point2 points ago

      lmao xD, you sir or ma'am are creative

      [–]theseheartswontstop 0 points1 point ago

      The machinations of my mind are an enigma.

      [–]RedRoostur 1 point2 points ago

      Is this a certain kind of Wolf Spider? All my searches show them no bigger than an inch.

      [–]italia06823834 2 points3 points ago

      I don't know much, you can copy the link and ask /r/spiders. They'll be able to tell you a lot more.

      [–]trainingmontage83 0 points1 point ago

      I've never experienced it myself, but I know people who have been bitten by wolf spiders and they say it is quite painful.

      [–]italia06823834 1 point2 points ago

      Well the venom won't kill you or cause necrosis or anything. But yes, it will hurt. They have some pretty big fangs

      [–]trainingmontage83 1 point2 points ago

      Right. So...harmful status confirmed. The other thing about wolf spiders that kind of freaks me out is the fact that they run down their prey. I don't have much of a problem with spiders who just hang out in their web all day, since they aren't going to have much incentive to bother me. But wolf spiders...yeah, I definitely smash them any time they enter my domicile (which thankfully is not very often)

      [–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

      Wolf spiders are brown.

      [–]SirCrocodile 6 points7 points ago

      i would abandon the house

      [–]Ken_NoisewaterMD 4 points5 points ago

      could you imagine waking up with that on your face....

      [–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

      You would be dead loooong before she gave you a chance to wake up.

      [–]PaulyTrout 14 points15 points ago

      Swear to god I have seen this 20 times since I joined reddit.

      [–]Fyzzle 12 points13 points ago

      21

      [–]Lvl_6_Squirtle 12 points13 points ago

      22

      [–]olij2004 3 points4 points ago

      I knew what it was, i knew i'd shit my pants, and yet i still clicked it again.

      The fuck is up with my head.

      [–]immarried 1 point2 points ago

      One of these?

      [–]pelvicmomentum 0 points1 point ago

      In just the past four months?

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        [–]rawrc 8 points9 points ago

        Externally, I appear calm because I'm at work and I don't want my boss to know I'm on reddit.

        Internally, I'm doing this

        [–]Hung_Like_A_BlackGuy 24 points25 points ago

        My reaction when the page loaded.

        [–]Tricause 1 point2 points ago

        The video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_XU0-G_4Xs&feature=related

        Apparently from SNL; too lazy to check.

        [–]FoxHoundUnit89 2 points3 points ago

        The very definition of old.

        [–]TopspinToker 21 points22 points ago

        killitwithfire

        [–]PiedPiper45 16 points17 points ago

        you wouldn't kill it, merely upset the beast

        [–]FatBlackWoman 7 points8 points ago

        I upset it

        [–]Dickfore 16 points17 points ago

        You could, but then you'd have hundreds of small NOPE's engulfed in flame, crawling all over your ceiling and inevitably falling on you. And then there'd be one giant NOPE on fire, who will obviously be enraged that you just killed all her children.

        [–]Tho76 6 points7 points ago

        False. You cannot kill enraged mobs.

        [–]LeeHyori 0 points1 point ago

        I've killed enraged bosses at low health, though. They just do insane damage and one shot the tank, but before they reach you, you can kill them, or if people get bubble/get bubbled.

        [–]JohnAbruzzi 4 points5 points ago

        Kill it with VIOLENCE!

        [–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 1 point2 points ago

        Oh god no you will upset the beast. napalm napalm napalm napalm napalm napalm

        [–]kristinadney 3 points4 points ago

        I believe an air strike is necessary for this particular Nope situation

        [–]WeenisWrinkle 13 points14 points ago

        Gonna have to use an AOE attack for that mess.

        Dammit, no more Diablo for me for a while.

        [–]gruesky 6 points7 points ago

        no more RPG's for me for a while.

        FTFY

        [–]The_Pony_Rapist 11 points12 points ago

        Need an RPG to kill that thing

        FTFY

        [–]Kayedon 5 points6 points ago

        I'm not sure if RPG is a killer, no offence to the guy.

        [–]Shanix 1 point2 points ago

        He kills...

        With Kindness.

        bah-dum tsh

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          [–]bingbongredding 5 points6 points ago

          Time to buy a new house.

          [–]bayoumama 5 points6 points ago

          I think i would just leave the house NOW.

          [–]skatterbrain 6 points7 points ago

          I thought Aragog died in the 6th Harry Potter movie.

          [–]iloveyousomuchgaycow 6 points7 points ago

          http://www.ihs.gov/medicalprograms/portlandinjury/otherimages/indexpic/flash/HouseFire_2.jpg
          Fuck that.

          [–]Dunkin11 2 points3 points ago

          http://www.reddit.com/r/PicsofNOPE/

          [–]sekai-31 5 points6 points ago

          I'm almost in tears out of fear

          [–]soramirr 1 point2 points ago

          Subbed for future trolling. That will be fun...

          [–]rauf107 2 points3 points ago

          so this is where they supply all the spiders for games

          [–]brownpaperful 1 point2 points ago

          ikr i was trying to click it to kill it

          [–]jvslacker 2 points3 points ago

          the very definition of repost.

          [–]BillyCheesesteak 2 points3 points ago

          The very definition of Repost

          [–]Ronem 4 points5 points ago

          GOFUCKYOURSELF

          [–]LeLeLeLeslie 12 points13 points ago

          Omg, omg, I knew it was gonna be bad and I still opened it. Rookie. :(

          Seriously though, we need tags for: NSFW, NSFL, and Fucking Spiders.

          [–]VTJP 5 points6 points ago

          Just look for the word Nope.

          [–]immarried 0 points1 point ago

          That would ruin the fun for the rest of us.

          [–]Drevash 6 points7 points ago

          99 creepie crawlies of NOPE on the wallllll 99 creepie crawlies of NOPE... LIGHT ONE ON FIRE...Hope they all catch... House on fire problem solved.........

          ON THE WALLLLLLLLL!

          [–]AmericaTheHero 4 points5 points ago

          I've seen a bunch of fucked-up shit, and this was nothing compared to some posts. However, NEVER before has a post made me literally jump and throw my iPod across the room.

          [–]agreezalot 5 points6 points ago

          Audibly gasped when I clicked on this image. My daughter asked what I was looking at, so I turned my laptop in her direction, she screamed and put her hands over her head. Yeah, I'm thinking we have a little arachnophobia in our family.

          [–]soramirr 1 point2 points ago

          Dude, you should have opened something else quickly and showed her that.

          [–]tanerdamaner 1 point2 points ago

          repost. an earlier post had a mana bar over the big one.

          [–]Fender6187 1 point2 points ago

          "We should get back inside. They mostly come out at night...Mostly."

          [–]anxhelino1234 1 point2 points ago

          so did you use a hammer or a shotgun?

          [–]vlm5606 1 point2 points ago

          This seems to be a justifiable reason for arson

          [–]jukeman 1 point2 points ago

          I hope you had a harpoon handy

          [–]Oed0 1 point2 points ago

          I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

          [–]erinadic 1 point2 points ago

          Where the hell do you live. Some of the spiders in my house are the size of my pinky fingers nail.

          [–]meantamrajean 1 point2 points ago

          I swear this picture is from arachnophobia...

          [–]moneybagbiscuits 1 point2 points ago

          Yeah, but think of all the insects you WON'T have to be dealing with.

          [–]robotopro 1 point2 points ago

          Aww... look at those cute little baby spiders being protected by their mommy. How cute, this belongs in /r/aww

          [–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

          No...this is the very definition of REPOST.

          I know that people say that all the time but I have literally seen this on reddit more than 25 times, easy.

          [–]Jairock47 1 point2 points ago

          fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk nnnnooooooooooooo

          [–]cakeisl33t 1 point2 points ago

          The most rational thing to do in these kinds of situations is to kill them one by one by bluntly hitting them with you erect penis.

          [–]TinhornNinja 1 point2 points ago

          this is what nightmares are made of

          [–]panzerdriver 1 point2 points ago

          If it starts talking, start running.

          [–]IHeartDay9 1 point2 points ago

          Anyone else zoom in to get a better look?

          [–]Mr11B 0 points1 point ago

          Yup

          [–]Craigellachie 2 points3 points ago

          nope/nōpe/

          Exclamation:

          Used to give a negative response: "“Is anything wrong?” “Nope.”".

          Noun:

          A negative answer or decision, a feeling of intense dislike: "That spider is made of nope."

          Synonyms:

          adjective. any - no - neither

          adverb. not - no

          noun. negative - denial - nay - refusal - negation - rejection

          [–]blueshiftlabs 1 point2 points ago

          excl. The correct response to your hat suddenly floating several feet above your head.

          [–]10000FISTS 2 points3 points ago

          The very definition of seen so many times that I dont give a fuck :(

          [–]Scisyhp 2 points3 points ago

          The very definition of Nope.

          [–][deleted] ago

          [deleted]

          [–]SpritusRaptor 1 point2 points ago

          Haha my phone vibrated right as the beam hit earth.

          [–]soramirr 0 points1 point ago

          Can I borrow that?

          [–]CybranM 5 points6 points ago

          Why does everyone seem to hate spiders? :S

          I dont get it, they kill flies and other nuisances. Spiders are kinda awesome

          [–]Commander_Aspergers 2 points3 points ago

          That thing doesn't kill flies anymore. That thing kills rodents.

          [–]bluemirror 1 point2 points ago

          I think spiders are cool but fuck I don't wanna get bitten by one

          [–]CybranM 0 points1 point ago

          I agree with not wanting to get bitten, but spiders dont deserve all the hate :/

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            [–]MoonRazer 3 points4 points ago

            KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

            [–]wannagoalong 1 point2 points ago

            i scrolled down for about 10 seconds trying to get away from that picture!

            [–]zdub12 1 point2 points ago

            This should take care of that nicely....

            [–]WagglyFurball 0 points1 point ago

            Totoro!

            [–]I_SHALL_FAP_TO_THIS 0 points1 point ago

            obligatory health bar joke

            [–]zovek 0 points1 point ago

            Why can't we follow the butterflies?

            [–]Cumberbatched 0 points1 point ago

            Some Pig.

            [–]Jewzapalooza 0 points1 point ago

            Pretty sure that this is the picture in the original Staredad comic.

            [–]NeoSolid 0 points1 point ago

            Shop Vac to the rescue!

            [–]toolusingmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

            So that's where the 3 spiders I eat on average every night come from

            [–]Sir_Llama 0 points1 point ago

            I'm skeptical, either that's really zoomed up or a fake spider. No spider apart from a tarantula can be that big

            [–]Qkix 0 points1 point ago

            Can I have a couple of the babies? UPS will ship them!

            [–]Lazigold 0 points1 point ago

            Solution: James Bond in 'Live And Let Die.' Hairspray + cigar = flamethrower.

            [–]DoctorKeefe 0 points1 point ago

            One day they are all gonna be as big as their mother, finding their own little suburbian corner and will be founding a family

            [–]cookie-cutter 0 points1 point ago

            Had a dream that this big mother fucker was in my place last night. Its been an interesting time walking around the apartment today...

            [–]jarsthatwontopen 0 points1 point ago

            Oh god, I saw the NOPE in this title and knew instantly what it was going to be, clicked out of habit anyways. Was then promptly reminded of the time when I had a spider's babies hatch on my leg, thousands of them. I could feel them, crawling along their little baby spider way. Looked down and screamed like a banshee, then continued to flail around like a bat-shit crazy fish out of water, watching them scamper away to hide in my kitchen, waiting for their prime moment of attack. I ran out of that Room and sat outside crying for hours. Didn't go back into the kitchen for days.

            Yeah, arachnophobia sucks.

            [–]themegchan 0 points1 point ago

            All of mine. And then some I borrowed from others.

            [–]HipHoppin 0 points1 point ago

            Right now I bet you feel something crawling on you

            [–]qotsa73 0 points1 point ago

            Good eatin'.

            [–]billsdabills 0 points1 point ago

            I swear there's something crawling in my ears right now

            [–]stewmberto 0 points1 point ago

            Even nope spider says nope.

            [–]mopballs 0 points1 point ago

            But Charlotte's going to die now :(

            [–]IsaacClark 0 points1 point ago

            Is there an effective type of bug poison you can buy at a store that would instantly kill a threat like this?

            [–]MrCacciatore 0 points1 point ago

            what type of spider is that?

            [–]respawn_in_5_4_3_2_1 0 points1 point ago

            nothing a lighter and a can of some flammable substance... i suggest WD40 because it not only burns but has a really cool sparkling effect as well.

            [–]ZMBKLR 0 points1 point ago

            That looks like a Huntsman spider...My husband had one get on his head back in Australia and he screamed like a bitch til his mum came in to rescue him...those are harmless

            [–]douchequadbike 0 points1 point ago

            Is the internet ever going to get desensitized to spiders?

            [–]FordSVT1 0 points1 point ago

            This spider has done her job. For a hundred million years, her ancestors have lived and died to reproduce, all leading to the moment when this little creature completes her own link in the chain of evolution.

            Maybe one of these little fuckers will eat the mosquito that would have otherwise given you an itchy bite this summer. Spiders are cool.

            [–]Wiseguydude 0 points1 point ago

            Aww, it's so cute. I just wanna tickle it.

            [–]colewyattbecker 0 points1 point ago

            Kids go pack up your things. We're moving out of this house.

            [–]Fernandia 0 points1 point ago

            http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pofc2/

            [–]kasmackity 0 points1 point ago

            Since there is always a glut of "Nope" comments every time someone posts something like this, I would like to go a completely different route by saying "Yup".

            Yup, this is something I would definitely, definitely run the bloody hell away from. Yessir, yup, yes, da, si, yeah, and of course.

            [–]Arluza 0 points1 point ago

            Hello there wolf spider and her babies.

            [–]TurdsMaGee 0 points1 point ago

            Spray paint. Lighter. Problem solved. No mana needed

            [–]ggisme 0 points1 point ago

            HFF!!! How could anyone stand there to take a picture. I would have run like the Hounds of Hell were behind me.

            [–]Wasabi_jones 0 points1 point ago

            I immediately turned my iPad to my wife and asked her to hit the back button for me, and she said, "NOPE."

            I hate spiders and she didn't see the title of this post. I'm calling pest control tomorrow for an extra patrol around the perimeter.

            [–]bilbo_swaggins 0 points1 point ago

            It seems to me to be some kind of parasitic armored arachnid...

            [–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

            where the fuck do you people live? Everyone posting huge spider pictures, do you live in the fucking jungle or something? Clean your house!

            [–]Darkraiftw 0 points1 point ago

            HOLY FUCK!

            sorry, arachnophobic

            [–]So_Motarded 0 points1 point ago

            I just felt my vagina permanently dry up a little.

            [–]casualkay 0 points1 point ago

            http://imgur.com/gallery/HYzOC

            [–]lullabyrequiem 0 points1 point ago

            Ugh...I have a dodgy tummy right now and seeing that picture made me almost literally shit my pants...

            [–]frizzlemcgizzle 0 points1 point ago

            Ugh, that web makes it look like it's reading a little newspaper. A nopepaper

            [–]jamminwithjimi 0 points1 point ago

            Shit, looks like I'm having nightmares tonight.

            [–]PreventFalls 0 points1 point ago

            http://m.myinstants.com/instant/nopeavi/

            [–]STEAKATRON 0 points1 point ago

            I'm not sure enough fire exists...

            [–]scrotumnalequinox 0 points1 point ago

            burn the house down. you can always buy another in this market

            [–]Murmurmun 0 points1 point ago

            My feet will now be tucked into my seat for the next half hour, thanks.

            [–]UnknownReddit007 0 points1 point ago

            Holy fuck dude. 11 reposts, with the exception of two with text, and the 2nd text one is just a repost of the first!

            [–]PinballWizrd 0 points1 point ago

            Australia?

            [–]Dareiask 0 points1 point ago

            Also relevant

            [–]YuNoReddits 0 points1 point ago

            Aww cute Little Nopy NOPES Yes uou Are! :3

            [–]fendernation 0 points1 point ago

            Fuck it, cut my losses and burn down the damn house.

            [–]Dangthesehavetobesma 0 points1 point ago

            Dude. That opened up. I instantly hit backspace to get out of there. Lag. Three minutes of Chrome crashing...Stuck on that page. I think I'll go jump in a vat of lava now.

            [–]pickypawz 0 points1 point ago

            Wtf would you even do with that??!! :(((

            [–]FecalTaco 0 points1 point ago

            look at the positive, better to have a hundred spiders in your house than a thousand other annoying insects.

            [–]AliveInTheFuture 0 points1 point ago

            • Remove cap from spider killer spray

            • Flick lighter

            • Hold lighter in front of nozzle

            • Commence spraying

            Any unburned spider killer will surely aid you as a bioweapon, you will need all the help you can get.

            [–]yukinolove 0 points1 point ago

            that's not a nope... that's a hell no! lol

            [–]RedPaperTowels 0 points1 point ago

            Just checked all four ceiling corners in my room...no nopes spotted.

            [–]shelbymarie00 0 points1 point ago

            Return of eight legged freaks

            [–]gonesnake 0 points1 point ago

            Suffering fuck! That'll be coming at me in my nightmares

            [–]fantasyhelper 0 points1 point ago

            burn down that house now!

            [–]DexterGilligan 0 points1 point ago

            Burn that shit with fire!

            [–]ohheyheyheyhey 0 points1 point ago

            I shat.

            [–]photonboy 0 points1 point ago

            fuckin australia

            [–]Ralanost 0 points1 point ago

            Where is the napalm when you need it?!

            [–]badfish91 0 points1 point ago

            after staring at death in this picture, I think the web he made is pretty cool.

            [–]jrwperformance 0 points1 point ago

            Where is John Goodman when you need him?!?

            [–]Eracoy 0 points1 point ago

            They can fly. They will come off the wall in a swarm if you get too close.

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